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 Politics › Re: Court Reinstate Obio/akpor Council Chairman by Mwankpy: 7:36am On Dec 02, 2013 |
Whoever wrote this Tory is illiterate. Nairaland has descended to a new low. Shame |
| Politics › Re: Court Reinstate Obio/akpor Council Chairman by Mwankpy: 7:18am On Nov 26, 2013 |
Akereconfi, is that Gov Amaechi dancing that Skelewu? E desemble am o! |
| Politics › Re: Gunmen Fired Shots At Oduah's Car In Abuja by Mwankpy: 6:55am On Nov 26, 2013 |
I mean, it was really an Oduduwagate or Ooduagate! Aha! I got it correct, at last! Very pleased with myself  |
| Politics › Re: Gunmen Fired Shots At Oduah's Car In Abuja by Mwankpy: 6:51am On Nov 26, 2013 |
Aaarrrgh, not Princess Oduagate but Princess Oduah. It was a Mr Eke! A typographicalised Mr Eke.  |
| Politics › Re: Gunmen Fired Shots At Oduah's Car In Abuja by Mwankpy: 6:46am On Nov 26, 2013 |
No fashion weaponed by parasitic Ewu-sa/Fulani and their thief-thief lapdog Yoruba haters of transformational development under Presdient Goodluck's regime and powered by Princess Stella Oduahgate, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, Akinwunmi Adesina and Olusegun Aganga will furosfer. We tankalla por furotekjn  |
| Politics › Re: Akpabio Challenges Aggrieved Governors To Leave PDP by Mwankpy: 6:24am On Nov 26, 2013 |
ItBomb, who told you Amaechi is surviving? Go to Channels TV website and watch him dance Skelewu, you'll get the message |
| Politics › Re: Jonathan Being Prayed For By Ministers In Israel by Mwankpy: 1:19pm On Oct 26, 2013 |
107. omonla555: Quote Post A time shall come when all these theives will all have their hands burnt. Ole de shout ole pass. Carry go Jona! Their hatred will see you through to your second term where you will shame them all with your transformation of Naija 1 Like |
| Science/Technology › Re: Doctors Create Pills From Feces To Treat Gut Infections by Mwankpy: 6:17am On Oct 12, 2013 |
If it cures cancer, kidney or liver failure, and if it reverses strokes and prevents heart attacks, you can imagine the rush, not just for the pill but the poo that produces it! Anyway, we all eat poo everyday, in small, small quantities without knowing it. |
| Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Like The Most About Yourself? by Mwankpy: 6:05am On Oct 12, 2013 |
Anyone who marks his own papers will get straight A's.  [font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Mention Few Common Practices Between Islam And Christianity. by Mwankpy: 6:34am On Dec 05, 2012 |
habumaks: @Aloy this ^^^^is what i wrote up there.Muslims would be my friends if they had this disposition of yours. They would be almost like Christians. In fact I would then believe that indeed we are worshipping the same God. Killing your fellow man in the name of Allah is greatest cowardice anyone can demonstrate, and misguided Muslims have come to adopt this pattern of cowardice as a virtue. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Mention Few Common Practices Between Islam And Christianity. by Mwankpy: 6:29am On Dec 05, 2012 |
ebogentle: I know that the person/prophet called Abraham in the bible is also known as Ibrahim in the Qur'an. |
| Islam › Re: Muhammad, Aisha, Islam, And Child Brides by Mwankpy: 6:10am On Dec 05, 2012 |
Apart from worship of one God the rest of Islam doesn't make sense to me. They say it is a religion of peace but Muslims will go to paradise for slaughtering those who do not believe in their faith! The men will be rewarded with seventy virgins. What about the women? And what happens after the seventy women have been disvirgined. Another group of seventy virgins would be supplied? Sex becomes an incentive to lure people into the religion! Fancy going to paradise, to have sex in the presence of God (if by Allah they really mean the Almighty Jehovah, the Creator) Man, Salman Rushdie simply said the truth but as usual with Muslims they will not face reality. Instead they will respond with violent aggression. Peace be upon Muhammad! |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Can You Jump Into A River To Save A Stranger Who Tries To Commit Suicide? by Mwankpy: 5:48am On Dec 05, 2012 |
Dopefiend: Yea sure I can......but if he/she tries to pull me along, den an uppercut wud be delivered.Which of you will deliver the uppercut? Don't be sure it will be you! Drowning is not as predictable as that |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Can You Jump Into A River To Save A Stranger Who Tries To Commit Suicide? by Mwankpy: 5:44am On Dec 05, 2012 |
On a more serious note, no. But will I try to save a person being drowned by his enemy? I'll try! |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Can You Jump Into A River To Save A Stranger Who Tries To Commit Suicide? by Mwankpy: 5:41am On Dec 05, 2012 |
Not if he/she is doing it with a gun or dagger! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: 99.3 Info Fm Sports Programme Vs Brilla Fm by Mwankpy: 12:59pm On Aug 11, 2012 |
Antitpiah, ntoooo! Says Mwankpy Igbo : |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: 99.3 Info Fm Sports Programme Vs Brilla Fm by Mwankpy: 12:55pm On Aug 11, 2012 |
The guy who says he hates Igbo accents is pathetic. Where is he going to hide, as Ignos are everywhere, including his mother's bedroom ; |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: 99.3 Info Fm Sports Programme Vs Brilla Fm by Mwankpy: 12:53pm On Aug 11, 2012 |
Femi and the Gang on 99.3 is the best in sports broadcasting. Brilla has been battered |
| Food › Re: Which Tribe Has The Best Food In Nigeria? by Mwankpy: 7:41am On Dec 14, 2011 |
Nigeria is rich in foods and flavours. Every tribe is "guilty". But southern tribes have generally richer food than the north, and the east generally more than the west. The yoruba are very experimental, especially with beans and can be quite good, though a lot of their food stuff are supplied by the north. If the food tastes good, does not have dog or pig meat in it, bring it to me, then tell me about tribe later so that I commend them |
| Politics › Re: Intercepted Dynamites Belong To Construction Firm by Mwankpy: 7:10am On Jul 19, 2011 |
Negro Ntns you seem to know something about Controlled Demolition Incorporated (CDI) owned by an American, Jack Loizeaux which is based in Phoenix, Maryland? Fashola hired them to successfully bring down the partially collapsed building on Broad Street a few years ago. The Niger Delta militants used dynamites a lot during their own bit of troubling Nigeria. It is only normal to expected Boko Haram and their cohorts to consider that option also.  |
| Politics › Re: Ministerial Nominee Cant Speak English! by Mwankpy: 7:09am On Jul 08, 2011 |
I guess Rhino knows the taste of "fresh fart poo. |
| Business › Re: Nigeria Listed As World's 4th Fastest Growing Economy by Mwankpy: 1:36pm On Jun 26, 2011 |
Be-e-e-e-e! Goats? Abuna and 190 please leave us out of this or else I will personally horn your abuna 190 times lol! |
| Business › Re: Dr. Okonjo-Iweala Fails To Show Up For Screening by Mwankpy: 2:01pm On Jun 19, 2011 |
Ngozi OKonjo Iweala, biko bia |
| Politics › Re: Whats The Fate Of Obasanjo Now? by Mwankpy: 10:12pm On Jun 08, 2011 |
Obasanjo was a political leper before his northern masters sent him to jail. Prison did not reform him. Rather, he came out more hardened and troubled the nation with his reckless greed and abuse of power. He is genuinely despised and that is why whatever he touches turns to dust. The evil that men do lives after them, as Mrak Anthony wisely observed in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar and Obasanjo is alive to see posterity's judgement of him. When I heard him grovel: "Amosun is my son" my answer was mschewwww! |
| Romance › Re: Killing A Life Chicken Does It Make Me Man Enough by Mwankpy: 12:38pm On Jun 05, 2011 |
I used to do that quite easily as a village boy. But now at fifty plus I can't even bring myself to eat a chicken I saw while it was alive! I think I am more of a man now. |
| Politics › Re: Pdp Should Return Chairmanship Slot To Southeast, Says Ngige by Mwankpy: 12:06pm On Jun 05, 2011 |
Ztranger, take note that Igbos never named GeJ Ebele or Azikiwe. They were revealed to us by the President himself, stop bleating rubbish. Igbos have the right to want anything in the GEJ presidency because they gave him the votes that made him president. Ngige is welcome back to PDP or APGA. He is irrelevant and has no future in a Yoruba regional/tribal party. |
| Celebrities › Re: Uche Jumbo Set To Wed Footballer Boyfriend (ikechukwu Uche) by Mwankpy: 10:01pm On Jun 04, 2011 |
Be-e-e-e-e! Crackhouse says he does not know Uche. Which Uche doesn't he/she/it know? Have closer look at the two nice pixies below your post, you Ohoko Fakaa. |
| Celebrities › Re: Tvc Newscaster, Bukola Ore Dies At 29 by Mwankpy: 9:43pm On Jun 04, 2011 |
Sad! There is alarming rate of deaths of journalists in the Continental broadcasting house, Kubanji, David Odusola, one other name I forgot and now this poor young lady. Once again, sad!  |
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