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MugSmasher:
Top rated Post! Me too! I would rather remain single than marry an orobo skibo with fat elephant trunk thighs, bosoms as big as wedding ballons, huge stomach as big as the good year blimp and a very fat michelin tyre head.

what yu just described sounds like a nightmare. I said i love big and beautiful, but that big is not big like an elephant o.
And if the breasts are actually as big as my head, i prefer to run for my life, i no want suffocate before my time

MugSmasher:
Top rated Post! Me too! I would rather remain single than marry an orobo skibo with fat elephant trunk thighs, bosoms as big as wedding ballons, huge stomach as big as the good year blimp and a very fat michelin tyre head.

wtf is the bolded?

I love women that are big and beautiful. And yes, some of them will give yu a real work-out.
@poster, and it is also true that some lepa girls too are very lazy in bed - dont sweat it.

@conclusion: try whoever yu find physically appealing, and stick to her. And then do me a favor shut the fuc.k up

Hooo is this micheline tire? i hav not seen her before, is she a member of this board?

^^mamma, please when yu find out, let me know

ibkaye:
Sorry, who are you?  

ibukun, you are always polite as usual. Yu dont know me, i read your posts alot.

Females age way faster than men. That is a fact. 10 yrs, she go soon enter menopause when u still dey active,
and you will have to start hunting for younger chics. I cannot even marry a woman of my age sef.

ibk, yu are still young and hav a gud sexy body. Wit time, that can change o

wtf? there are too many liars here jor. I know some of you guys sleep with at least 5 ladies in a week, minus the ashees every weekend.
Please do the arithmetics. Some of you sleep with at least 83 in a year or more. Bloody liars.
BTW @poster, how did you find out that there are 83 ppl? or everytime a woman spend time with a man mean to say e sleep with am?

The poster is really shameless - how can he be talkin of even fockin his cousin in the first place?

Dont do it please! The baby will have 2 cocks!

mess the living daylight outta the b.i.t.ch

Guy if yu really want to Bleep that much, go and look for another girls - worst - look for a hoe and get it over with.
It is even beta to Bleep a teenager sef rather than your cousin. . .wtf? nonsense!

Lawd of mercy, i think i think, i fu.c.k.ed a girl that has a boyfriend from there o! yepa!!

Maybe you should send an email to seun

mavenbox:
This Nairaland Spambot doesn't seem to like how I construct my words, because it keeps deleting many of my posts! At first I assumed it was the moderators, but now I know better (thanks to Mod yawa-ti-de who explained yesterday).

Please I created a thread in the Romance section called "The EIGHT irresistible kinds of guys that women are desperate to hook up with" and this WAS the link
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-362564.0.html

but your hardworking spambot deleted the post after I created it!

Please can you review it, and if you find it acceptable, restore it to the Romance section?

P.S. Maybe there can be a sub-section on this "Nairaland" sub-forum where people can make suggestions, give feedback and/or make "acceptable" complaints to moderators and the super-admin? Just thinking,

Best Regards,
Mavenbox

wtf is hardworking spambot?

I hear some of the members are really trouble-makers and deserve permanent bans!
But yes, banning will not make some people change their ways

Interesting. . .so the filter can actually be bypassed so easily eh?

mukina2 and iice are very mature in their behaviour. But micheline89 and spikecylinder - need to be cautioned.
But i think them dey do their job well sha. . .worst. . .i dont know

hmm, getting rather interesting.