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Please, how do I hack a phone, or sign an application?

Changing formation 5 times in a match and winning beautifully is very much preferred to sticking to one formation that yields nothing.
Nice move by Carlo

Arshavin needs to move his Ruskie a$s and grab me some FPL points. He's been a 2 pointer for 3 games straight.
what a waste of space. 

Watched the first half. it was absolutely brilliant. Didnt bother watching the second, was surprised they even scored twice.
We need this form,

i hate seeing red arrows. but the gameweek aint over yet. operation break into top20 still in full gear

Dubious penalty . . .but i dont give a 4k.  GOAL!!!

Yakubu is a FOOL. I said it

IYa Adua na!

me too

WHO DA HECK IS NICH?

sylve11:
Big bois and gals good morning. . . .

i am here to announce to u all that i'll be the next president of the United State of Amereica after Barrack Obama steps down

HALLELUYAH . . .AMERICA, HERE WE COMESSS.

Gerrard shoulda been deranged to do that  

Good.

keep THAT in mind.
even if you have to open up yo head to do so.

i'm tryin'a break my way into the top20.
so prepare to join me there.

that league just begun.
its like seeing Hull City sitting 2nd in the EPL after just 3 gameweeks.
karma must take place.
you know that

whot do you want to know?

@bandely . . .there was a time when i envied the position of your team in the FPL. wetin happen nau?


@Muki
my eyes were minding its biznez before you begin post yarns about 2nd position.
who dash Muki monkey banana ??

mukina2:
my team sef . .why we go drop from second to 9th

no more allowances for them until they shape up

in which league?
the Hajia league right?

another flopped cause?

lol

streetwize:
look if u guys dont wanna rap or battle wtf are u doin here
dyu know how silly u sound tryna talk about the "good old days"
How silly dyu think we are. . . we can still see the bars u guys used to drop. . . are those what your braggin about??
Please jus drop d bullshit and rap if u want. . . .

. . .reminds me of that wise saying about ''Empty Vessels"

i want to break into the top 20 this week. and do everything ''in-humanly'' possible to remain there.

God bless Ogbuke Obasi. homey made me proud

Err . . .Borat, is it really you i decimated in the H2H league?
Please tell me its not you.
It has to be impossible.

the blonde


A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country
road in her new sports car when something goes
wrong and it breaks down. Luckily, she happens
to be near a farmhouse.

She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on the
door. When the farmer answers, she says to him,
"It's Sunday night and my car broke down! I don't
know what to do! Can I stay here for the night
until tomorrow when I can get some help?"

"Well," drawls the farmer, "you can stay here, but
I don't want you messing with my sons Jed and
Luke."

She looks through the screen door and sees two men
standing behind the farmer. She judges them to be
in the early twenties. "Okay," she says.

After they have gone to bed for the night the
woman begins to get a little Hot just thinking
about the two boys in the room next to her. So she
quietly goes into their room and says,

"Boys, how would you like for me to teach you the
ways of the world?"

They say, "Huh?"

She says, "The only thing is, I don't want to get
pregnant, so you have to wear these rubbers."

She puts them on the boys, and the three of them
go it all night long.

Forty years later, Jed and Luke are sitting on the
front porch, rocking back and forth.

Jed says, "You remember that blonde woman that
came by here about forty years ago and showed us
the ways of the world?"

"Yeah", says Luke, "I remember."

"Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?"

"Nope," says Luke, "I reckon not."

"Me neither" says Jed, "Let's take these
things off!"