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Jokes Etc › Re: Judge This! by mykali(m): 7:16pm On Dec 03, 2008

di na nwuye. grin

Nairaland General › Re: I've Been Bereaved:( by mykali(m): 7:07pm On Dec 03, 2008

princessa, that ur reply to my interview dey give me sleepless nytes oh.

Jokes Etc › Re: Stuttering Problem by mykali(m): 5:42pm On Dec 02, 2008

your clem? hmmmm. sad

Jokes Etc › Re: Bringing Down The House by mykali(op): 5:39pm On Dec 02, 2008

yah. i can seeee that. BOO! shocked

Jokes Etc › Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by mykali(m): 5:38pm On Dec 02, 2008

u didnt hear me abi. ur ear block ni?

Jokes Etc › Re: Roflmao By Migines by mykali(m): 5:36pm On Dec 02, 2008

lllmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaoooooo grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Bringing Down The House by mykali(op): 5:34pm On Dec 02, 2008

so who granted the interview. a ghost?

Forum Games › Re: Nickname The Person Above You by mykali(m): 5:32pm On Dec 02, 2008

namesake.

Jokes Etc › Re: Judge This! by mykali(m): 5:29pm On Dec 02, 2008

O M God. u did?

Jokes Etc › Re: Banking by mykali(m): 5:27pm On Dec 02, 2008

who knows u here? sad

Jokes Etc › Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by mykali(m): 5:26pm On Dec 02, 2008

the sound of that thing gives me the kreeps. embarassed

Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment. by mykali(m): 5:25pm On Dec 02, 2008

ibukun

Jokes Etc › Re: Bringing Down The House by mykali(op): 5:24pm On Dec 02, 2008

u na. in ur interview. tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: Judge This! by mykali(m): 5:21pm On Dec 02, 2008

lol. spen nna. e ga a whota. grin

d nwa bu nwanyi. o chor ka nndi mmadu maa. e na nu?

Jokes Etc › Re: Windows Messages by mykali(m): 5:19pm On Dec 02, 2008

;d ;d ;d

Jokes Etc › Re: Banking by mykali(m): 5:18pm On Dec 02, 2008

lol. migines. u always come out of the blue with something nice.

Forum Games › Re: Nickname The Person Above You by mykali(m): 5:17pm On Dec 02, 2008

bluesauce

Jokes Etc › Re: Bringing Down The House by mykali(op): 5:14pm On Dec 02, 2008

call na, if u nor dey fear grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Two Teeth by mykali(m): 5:09pm On Dec 02, 2008

frank3.16:
Robbers raided an 90yrs old womans house and after they were through, they decided to rape her.

leader: old woman we are going to rape you now, but this will b done according to the number of teeth you have. if you have 36, we will rape u 36 times, if you have ten we will rape you ten times. oya open your mouth let me count.

they counted the number of teeth she has and discovered that she had only two teeth.

leader: you are lucky, we will rape you only twice.

after raping her once the leader odered him men that they should leave the poor woman alone.

Old woman: my children, abeg e still remain for one teeth.

Jokes Etc › Re: Windows Messages by mykali(m): 5:06pm On Dec 02, 2008

and what about the female one?

Jokes Etc › Re: Judge This! by mykali(m): 5:05pm On Dec 02, 2008

okay, how about that spanish peck we were talkin about then? grin

Nairaland General › Re: I've Been Bereaved:( by mykali(m): 4:48pm On Dec 02, 2008

thanx C.

@post

my sympathies to showboi sha. sad

Forum Games › Re: What's On Your Mind? by mykali(m): 4:46pm On Dec 02, 2008

ego.

Jokes Etc › Re: Two Teeth by mykali(m): 4:41pm On Dec 02, 2008

raping a 90 year old woman aint funny to me oh! angry

Jokes Etc › Re: Bringing Down The House by mykali(op): 4:38pm On Dec 02, 2008

romade:
copy paste master

how did u think sam milla won the king of jokes na? please, go and sleep. grin

that's all for today, i don tire . if the house aint felled yet, i will burn it down. angry

Jokes Etc › Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by mykali(m): 4:35pm On Dec 02, 2008

what is all this wubbish going on here about ''lubbish''?

Jokes Etc › Re: Bringing Down The House by mykali(op): 4:31pm On Dec 02, 2008

First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks, and Hillary says to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his pecker."

Janet responded, "Just because I am esthetically challenged (that's "politically correct" for ugly) doesn't mean I don't have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances."

Hillary asks, "Well, how do you deal with the problem?"

Janet, "Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I muster all my might and squeeze out the loudest, nastiest fart that I can."

That night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary slips into bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would be wanting some action. She had been saving her farts all day, and was ready for him.

She tenses up her butt cheeks and forces out the most disgusting sounding fart you could imagine.

Bill rolls over and says, "Janet, is that you?

Forum Games › Re: Nickname The Person Above You by mykali(m): 4:24pm On Dec 02, 2008

stevie wonder. cool

Nairaland General › Re: I've Been Bereaved:( by mykali(m): 4:21pm On Dec 02, 2008

cynthia, were have u been hiding? cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: Stuttering Problem by mykali(m): 4:20pm On Dec 02, 2008

how can? ina dey share d same babe ni?

Jokes Etc › Re: Bringing Down The House by mykali(op): 4:15pm On Dec 02, 2008

Two couples were playing cards one evening. One of the husbands, Jerry, accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Ray's wife Shaniqua, had her legs spread wide, and she wasn't wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jerry, upon trying to sit up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later, Jerry went into the kitchen to get some refreshments. Shaniqua followed him and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under the table?"

Surprised by her boldness, Jerry courageously admitted that, well, yes, he did. She said, "You can have it, but it will cost you $500." After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jerry indicated that he was indeed interested.

She told him that since her husband, Ray, works Friday afternoons and Jerry doesn't, that Jerry should be at her house around 2:00 PM, Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolls around, Jerry shows up at Ray's house for sex with Ray's wife at 2:00 PM sharp, and after paying her the agreed upon $500.00, they go to her bedroom and have fantastic sex, just as Shaniqua had promised. Afterwards, Jerry quickly dresses and leaves.

As was his habit at 6:00 PM, Ray returned home from work. Upon entering the house and encountering his wife, he asked loudly, "Did Jerry come by with my money?"

With a lump in her throat, Ray's wife answered, "Oh yeah, he did stop by here for a few minutes this afternoon."

Her heart nearly skipped a beat when Ray curtly asked, "And did he give you $500.00?"

In terror she assumed she'd somehow been found out, and after mustering up her best poker face, she replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me five hundred dollars."

Ray, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised Shaniqua by saying, "Good, I was hoping so. Jerry came by my office this morning and borrowed five hundred dollars from me. He promised me he'd stop by this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."

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