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 Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment. by mykali(m): 4:10pm On Dec 02, 2008 |
pink sauce  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Judge This! by mykali(m): 4:04pm On Dec 02, 2008 |
homo as in clemcy and romade.? yes oh, two chics that cant git enuff of each other. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Bringing Down The House by mykali(op): 3:58pm On Dec 02, 2008 |
what is wrong with u chickens enh? ************************************** Together At Last She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, Her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, “Lord, they’re finally together.” One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, “Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?” The friend replied, “I think he means her legs.” |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by mykali(m): 3:57pm On Dec 02, 2008 |
those two girls have evil plans towards me oh. as innocent as i am |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Two Teeth by mykali(m): 3:55pm On Dec 02, 2008 |
   uuuurrrrrhhhh. this is gross. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Lotto by mykali(m): 3:48pm On Dec 02, 2008 |
is this a joke |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by mykali(m): 3:48pm On Dec 02, 2008 |
romade:tell Rita to bring back my bread oh. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Judge This! by mykali(m): 3:42pm On Dec 02, 2008 |
who is? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Stuttering Problem by mykali(m): 3:40pm On Dec 02, 2008 |
who is lubbish? na ya girl friend name? |
| Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment. by mykali(m): 3:25pm On Dec 02, 2008 |
bee bee i'm allergic to bees. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Bringing Down The House by mykali(op): 3:22pm On Dec 02, 2008 |
Romade . what is wrong with u now? ? ******************************************** A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath, he asked, "Please may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later". The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked, "Sister have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, “He went that way. " After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under the skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq. " The nun said she understood completely. The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs." The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls, I don't want to go to Iraq either" |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Bringing Down The House by mykali(op): 3:13pm On Dec 02, 2008 |
Godfather's Lawyer A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his former accountant. The Godfather asks the accountant, "Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The accountant does not answer. The Godfather asks again, "Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The attorney interrupts, "Sir, the man is a deaf mute and cannot understand you, but I can interpret for you." The Godfather says, "Well ask him where my damn money is!" The attorney, using sign language, asks the accountant where the 3 million dollars is. The accountant signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He doesn't know what you are talking about." The Godfather pulls out a 9 millimeter pistol, puts it to the temple of the accountant, cocks the trigger and says, "Ask him again where my damn money is!" The attorney signs to the accountant, "He wants to know where it is!" The accountant signs back, "OK! OK! OK! The money is hidden in a brown suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!" The Godfather says, "Well, what did he say?" The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He says, go to hell, , that you don't have the guts to pull the trigger." |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Bringing Down The House by mykali(op): 3:03pm On Dec 02, 2008 |
The local charity home realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer, so a volunteer was sent to solicit his donation. "Sir, you have a successful law practice. You must be worth millions. Surely you could give back a little to your community through the charity home." The lawyer said, "First, are you aware that my mother is dying from a long, painful illness? And that she has medical bills far beyond her ability to pay?" Embarrassed, the charity home rep mumbled, "Uh, no." "Second, did you know my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind, confined to a wheelchair, and unable to support his wife and six children?" The stricken charity home rep mumbled another, "Uh, no." "Third, do you realize that my sister's husband died in a dreadful traffic accident leaving her penniless, with a huge mortgage and three young children?" The charity home rep was humiliated. "No, sir. I had no idea." The lawyer concluded, "Well, then. If I don't give any money to them, why do you think I'd give any to you?!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the question. "Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated loudly. The witness still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question." "Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you." |
| Jokes Etc › Bringing Down The House by mykali(op): 2:56pm On Dec 02, 2008 |
Smart Blonde A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay, " says the lawyer, "your turn". She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you, " and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep |
| Forum Games › Re: Nickname The Person Above You by mykali(m): 2:55pm On Dec 02, 2008 |
steeeevo. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Stuttering Problem by mykali(m): 2:51pm On Dec 02, 2008 |
m e . . . .2 |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Judge This! by mykali(m): 2:50pm On Dec 02, 2008 |
why is ur lovely face looking so sad dear. do u need a french peck. |
| Forum Games › Re: There's Nothing Better Than: by mykali(m): 2:46pm On Dec 02, 2008 |
TNBT being honest  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by mykali(m): 2:44pm On Dec 02, 2008 |
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| Forum Games › Re: Free Chatting Here by mykali(m): 2:42pm On Dec 02, 2008 |
did someone mention fish. i am hungry? |
| Celebrities › Re: Upclose and Personal with Nairalanders by mykali(m): 2:34pm On Dec 02, 2008 |
hey, when did this happen? i musta been asleep. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Point Of Correction! by mykali(m): 9:03pm On Nov 30, 2008 |
ganja indeed. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by mykali(m): 9:02pm On Nov 30, 2008 |
somze:spurs dont give me worries anyway. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by mykali(m): 9:00pm On Nov 30, 2008 |
[color=#000099]somze , do u think its possible to lose/draw all big games and win the league? i do. but i am not saying we should just sit back and relax lose the big games with a hope to maximize our points from the lesser games. no way!! there are 9 more big game points to go. i know we can git somthing out of them even though they are all away. if we get good players by january, we can achieve that. scolari's style is good, but i have to admit, he has problems with decision making when he's losing and needs to win |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by mykali(m): 8:40pm On Nov 30, 2008 |
at least we've had all the ''big games''. we need to capitalize on the small teams and hope the others lose points (when i say the others, i refer to manure and kopites  )as for a solution to our problems, i don't think we shpould sack scolari. its his first season for chrissakes. give him a chance. what if he loses to all these big teams and finally wins the league. we'll all be happy with him. if Grant had won th e champs league last season despite losing the premier league, F A cup and league cup, i'm sure he'd have been retained. if u guys are judging scolari this way, what will u ay about Benitez in the last two sesons were he lost big matches too. even Man utd lost big games last season, but Fergie still won a double. why this is all so painful is that in his (phil's) first season in charge, he had to face all three big teams at home. we might be lucky when we play at their respective grounds. especially the Emirates. we need two world class strikers. and we need wingers to support the duo of Bossi and Ashley. Anelka should stay, but Malouda abd kalou have got to go. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Little Nancy's Pet by mykali(m): 8:28pm On Nov 30, 2008 |
she a chic. dont bother |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by mykali(m): 8:06pm On Nov 30, 2008 |
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| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by mykali(m): 7:57pm On Nov 30, 2008 |
| have ur laff now. but it wouldnt be all shinny teeths for all y'all when we come to ur respective grounds. ESPECIALLY THE EMIRATES !!!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by mykali(m): 7:42pm On Nov 30, 2008 |
| what is wrong with scolari against big teams. no victory yet against any top tier club. ha bah, this is embarassing even at the bridge. Even Grant wouldnt have allowed this bullshyt. i am totally pissed ryte now . . . . this is damn too annoying. by the way, this Arsenal side have nothing to offer this season than victories aganst big teams. i await their fate against liverpool. i pray they do the same damage too. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea (1) Versus Arsenal (2) by mykali(m): 7:22pm On Nov 30, 2008 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Do Me I Do You by mykali(m): 8:04pm On Nov 29, 2008 |
who banned gabry again |
| Celebrities › Re: Upclose and Personal with Nairalanders by mykali(m): 7:55pm On Nov 29, 2008 |
kudos to u t-girl. keep up the ''good work''. |
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