₦airaland Forum

debosky:
Man Utd won two titles and the CL WITHOUT a proven CF - he did that by using Ronaldo as a sub-striker and moulding him into that sort of player - If Scolari cannot mould his players to achieve his aims, he isn't as good as you think he is.

Negro_Ntns:
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

lmhao. lawyers are the bomb mehn. . . .

gabriel4u:
Omo mi ano get meni tin to tel una, because me i know se ne papa giv pikin witch shorp.


My solution is that it is better 4 your family having one witch. You can just go to any where and use this to command people to give u money(it is big business) Or
better still use this witch to travel out of Nigeria to meet Obama in US.

No think am oooooooooooo,ur ohn don beta. @ Makali

chineke e kwela inhe ojoh!!! lekwa dis mugu. ekwensu kpo gi okwu ebe anhu. ezi di ka gi.