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Jokes EtcRe: Fellybabe's Home Of Laughter by mykali(m): 8:22pm On Sep 28, 2008
yeah yeah. bla bla bla shyt. huh
Jokes EtcRe: Gabrywyls Life Story. by mykali(op): 8:08pm On Sep 28, 2008
more are coming. there's no escape for Gabbro this time around. grin
Jokes EtcRe: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by mykali(m): 7:34pm On Sep 27, 2008
i am currently in a hot orgy session with Rihanna, Beyonce and Madonna ryte now.
Jokes EtcRe: Yearbook Pictures by mykali(m): 7:29pm On Sep 27, 2008
gabby, do u happen to know how the wife looked back then? grin
Jokes EtcRe: Rated 18 by mykali(m): 7:25pm On Sep 27, 2008
no angry
Jokes EtcRe: Gabrywyls Life Story. by mykali(op): 7:25pm On Sep 27, 2008
gabby and her hubby go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back,

He says,"Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says,"Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up." After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, "Man! my hands are really freezing!"

She says again, "Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up. After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them through the night. When he returns, he says again, "Honey, my hands are really, really freezing!"

Gabbro looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?""
Jokes EtcRe: Brain Cracking Puzzle by mykali(m): 7:22pm On Sep 27, 2008
sanya cynthia akamuhuh huh
Jokes EtcRe: Gabrywyls Life Story. by mykali(op): 7:21pm On Sep 27, 2008
Gabbro goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much because they never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office."

The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week.

The next week gabbro goes back to his office. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly!"

The doctor says, "Good, Now that we've cleared up your nostrils, let's work on your hearing."
Jokes EtcRe: EARLESS GABRYWYL by mykali(m): 7:16pm On Sep 27, 2008
pap? as in akamu. . . ogi. . . etc. tongue
Jokes EtcGabrywyls Life Story. by mykali(op): 7:13pm On Sep 27, 2008
Gabbro goes into a tattoo parlor and asks the guy to put a tattoo of a
turkey on her upper right thigh.

She goes back to the same tattoo parlor
two weeks later and asks him to tattoo a picture of a Christmas tree on
her upper left thigh.

Stumped, the guy finally decides to ask her why she wants these tattoos.

She said, "I'm tired of my husband complaining every year that there is nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas
."
Jokes EtcRe: Nicknames For My Fellow Nairalanders by mykali(m): 7:11pm On Sep 27, 2008
see ya rotten teeth, hmmmm. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed embarassed

*runs away from thread with borrowed legs* tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Dont Stop by mykali(m): 7:08pm On Sep 27, 2008
romade, u are here criticising all the able dicked tongue bodied men on nairaland, we will soon desend on u oh. Group Intimacy 101. angry







grin
Jokes EtcRe: My Birth Day Bash. by mykali(op): 7:04pm On Sep 27, 2008
huh
Nairaland GeneralRe: Walaihi : Jeovy Bleep Up. by mykali(m): 6:56pm On Sep 27, 2008
what has jeovy done again now. enh? huh
Jokes EtcRe: Ugly People Dating Site by mykali(m): 6:55pm On Sep 27, 2008
eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. embarassed lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: Good Old Days by mykali(m): 6:48pm On Sep 27, 2008
Romade, prepare ur self for my whip-lashing. the most intense whip-lash u will ever get in ur life. i hope u can survive it.


*gulps down 3 cans of power horse and two cans of red bull*

onye ba oso, mmpa ya. grin
Jokes EtcRe: Truth About Women. by mykali(op): 6:44pm On Sep 27, 2008
gabry, u know i have u on top of my list. ur time is soon come. grin
Jokes EtcRe: I Am The Most Ugly Guy Here. by mykali(m): 6:41pm On Sep 27, 2008
post ur pix and let us confirm. u know there are people here who already overqualify for that title u are claiminghuh angry
Jokes EtcRe: Truth About Women. by mykali(op): 6:40pm On Sep 27, 2008
jmkbond:
mykali is a monkeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy shocked
enh, maddam jameskbond. are u happy now? sad
Jokes EtcRe: What If Your Boss Did This To You? by mykali(m): 6:36pm On Sep 27, 2008
good luck to you in ur endeavours. grin
Jokes EtcRe: Come Eat The Forbidden Fruit. by mykali(m): 6:35pm On Sep 27, 2008
crazy insane or insane crazy? angry
Jokes EtcRe: The New King And The New Kingdom by mykali(m): 6:34pm On Sep 27, 2008
do not disturb me. translated.
Jokes EtcRe: Fellybabe's Home Of Laughter by mykali(m): 6:31pm On Sep 27, 2008
blue hammer.
Jokes EtcRe: Like Fine Wine by mykali(m): 6:28pm On Sep 27, 2008
you first. smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Don't Write On This Wall. Landlord by mykali(m): 6:25pm On Sep 27, 2008
lexicon:
why all this arguments ? Landlord's wife sugar daddy
lmao.

papa, mama has been cheating on you oh.she has a 127 years old sugar daddy.-first son.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by mykali(m): 6:22pm On Sep 27, 2008
good result. cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by mykali(m): 6:20pm On Sep 27, 2008
scores please. angry
Jokes EtcRe: Can You Answer This by mykali(m): 6:20pm On Sep 27, 2008
poster, who are u calling a dickhead? u no get respect? angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by mykali(m): 6:17pm On Sep 27, 2008
scores
Jokes EtcRe: It's All About Being Blonde. by mykali(m): 6:08pm On Sep 27, 2008
a blonde is at a coke vending machine. she puts in a coin, a coke comes out, she puts in another coin, another coke comes out. and she continues doing this until a fellow comes along and 'requests' to get a coke from the machine . . . . and the blonde responds

"like, duh, not when i'm having a winning streak"
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United: 1-1 Sunday 21 September 2:00pm by mykali(m): 5:57pm On Sep 27, 2008
anti london fans.
Jokes EtcRe: Farting Jokes by mykali(m): 5:48pm On Sep 27, 2008
its a lie. i don't fart. angry

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