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yeah yeah. bla bla bla shyt. ![]() |
more are coming. there's no escape for Gabbro this time around. ![]() |
i am currently in a hot orgy session with Rihanna, Beyonce and Madonna ryte now. |
gabby, do u happen to know how the wife looked back then? ![]() |
no ![]() |
gabby and her hubby go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, He says,"Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says,"Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up." After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, "Man! my hands are really freezing!" She says again, "Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up. After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them through the night. When he returns, he says again, "Honey, my hands are really, really freezing!" Gabbro looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?"" |
sanya cynthia akamu ![]() |
Gabbro goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much because they never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office." The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week. The next week gabbro goes back to his office. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly!" The doctor says, "Good, Now that we've cleared up your nostrils, let's work on your hearing." |
pap? as in akamu. . . ogi. . . etc. ![]() |
Gabbro goes into a tattoo parlor and asks the guy to put a tattoo of a turkey on her upper right thigh. She goes back to the same tattoo parlor two weeks later and asks him to tattoo a picture of a Christmas tree on her upper left thigh. Stumped, the guy finally decides to ask her why she wants these tattoos. She said, "I'm tired of my husband complaining every year that there is nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas." |
see ya rotten teeth, hmmmm. ![]() *runs away from thread with borrowed legs* ![]() |
romade, u are here criticising all the able bodied men on nairaland, we will soon desend on u oh. Group Intimacy 101. ![]() |
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what has jeovy done again now. enh? ![]() |
eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. ![]() |
Romade, prepare ur self for my whip-lashing. the most intense whip-lash u will ever get in ur life. i hope u can survive it. *gulps down 3 cans of power horse and two cans of red bull* onye ba oso, mmpa ya. |
gabry, u know i have u on top of my list. ur time is soon come. ![]() |
post ur pix and let us confirm. u know there are people here who already overqualify for that title u are claiming ![]() |
jmkbond:enh, maddam jameskbond. are u happy now? ![]() |
good luck to you in ur endeavours. ![]() |
crazy insane or insane crazy? ![]() |
do not disturb me. translated. |
blue hammer. |
you first. ![]() |
lexicon:lmao. papa, mama has been cheating on you oh.she has a 127 years old sugar daddy.-first son. |
good result. ![]() |
scores please. ![]() |
poster, who are u calling a dickhead? u no get respect? ![]() |
scores |
a blonde is at a coke vending machine. she puts in a coin, a coke comes out, she puts in another coin, another coke comes out. and she continues doing this until a fellow comes along and 'requests' to get a coke from the machine . . . . and the blonde responds "like, duh, not when i'm having a winning streak" |
anti london fans. |
its a lie. i don't fart. ![]() |
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