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Come and carry the one I killed few minutes ago at the chicken pen

OlawaleBammie:
I was on my own jejely thinking about my life when my landlord called me to inform me that one man want to seel this slithering chicken.

My landlord: Wale u sabi chop?
Me: yes ofcourse.. na chicken na.
Me: Oga how much?
Him: 3k
My landlord: E cheap ooh
Me: E no cheap..e too cost. Oga make I give you 2k
Him: put 500.
Me: Uanded over the 2k and took my chicken home.

After your death, then the escapade will continue.
Marrying a virgin is never an antidote to cheating.

masterfactor:
Say no to cheating, I rather die that to forgive a cheating partner. Guys always marry a virgin, if possible, put thunderbolt(Magun) in her, let's the idiots who she cheat on join his ancestors and let the woman explain to the police how a man sleeps with her and he dies, you just chill in the beer parlor with a bottle of legend and one plate of pepper soup and watch how the drama goes.

You have more knowledge about the fall of the "giant" Nokia phones. The issue goes down with the acquisition by Microsoft.

shox:
Another reason may be their acquisition by Microsoft

They got distracted and did not innovate in time

Their phones got uglier with lack of memory space and camera quality.

Android apps are easier to develop than Java and Symbian apps, so e no take long , there were millions of android apps


Make another person sef add 😏

Your pig lay eggs too?



[quotes author=vanbonattel post=130771208]Who needs a poultry when we are opening more pig farms across the nation

Pork is sweeter than chicken.[/quote]

GWR(Ghana Worst Record)

What do they expect when they turned POS to ATM. The POS operators are the one hoarding cash.

I believe the mother is not AA and if she is then, the child doesn't belong to the mother either except the unusual happens to the child's genotype, which is possible in rural cases.

joseph1832:
Let's wait for the DNA test to come out between the child and the mother, then we will know for sure.

The lady might not be AA as said. If she's AA and married or impregnated by SS, the chance is of having SS is minimal and the first child can't be SS.

Not a demonic Well. There's is high level of sulphur in the well. The victims died as a result of suffocation.

Chukwuka319:
There are wells with demonic essence claiming lives of those coming to it, and until such wells are filled after special prayers, Christian or traditional, they will keep claiming lives.
How could a well claim three lives at one period of time?
There is more to this.

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Flare stack at the Shell Haven refinery in England
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I think the reason for her deportation was based on the visa she traveled with.Maybe she traveled with sponsored visa hence, she was deported when her service is no more needed. Which translated to cancel of her visa and deported. If that's not the case, after being sacked from that job, she can still stay back and look for another one.

Antoeni:
Credit: Dr. Olufunmilayo

You're in Lagos and never heard about LASEPA(Lagos state Environmental Protection Agency). Contact them and stay anonymous.....

kcstyle40:
Good day beautiful people,
I am in a bit of a fix and need advice on how best to confront this situation .

There is this mama put restaurant besides my house in lagos but separated by a fence.
However the said restaurant is built attached to the fence in the next compound and that makes it awfully close to my windows and they cook with firewood not even charcoal but all manner of firewood.

The owner of the mama-put a yoruba woman ( very hard working ) starts cooking by 6 a.m up till 11 p.m with smokes going up and into the windows of my bedroom ( upstairs) and other rooms in my house making my room very stuffy and causing me to keep shutting all my windows .

Personally I can't stand any form of smoke be it cigarettes or smokes from burning stuffs

With the high cost of fuel I can't keep running Gen to keep my rooms ventilated and power supply is poor in my area .

I have thought of approaching her concerning this matter but from my observation the woman is very harsh n raze and I fear she might not reason with me .

I understand it's her means of livelihood but I am suffering cus of it and all my cloths in my wardrobes are all smelling smoke ... My room has smoke smell as a result of this , it only reduces if I keep my windows shut for weeks .
I hate problems and I avoid conflicts in every way ... But I have been suffering this for long now

Is there any authority I can report to ?

Or is there a better way to make her understand my plight and switch to cooking with gas without appearing like her enemy of progress ?

Please your advice is needed thanks

You too 'sabi hard' ..........the guy is selling lies to the simple. We're fooling ourselves by looking for alternative to LPG or PMS

Eriokanmi:
Dey deceive yourself and be using lies to advertise CNG . Is it not same Akure i know? Did you pass through ilesha-Ife highway at all? If I could try it on generator and there was no significant difference, I wonder how it could work on automobile. When the cng was first being over-hyped here. I tackled the OP. Later when some Nigerians got carborateur and tried to convert their petrol gen to cng, they dropped the idea and kept silent.

Even in the USA, the country we used to copy in everything, there are barely 2,000 cng refuelling stations there. Today, petrol and diesel remain efficient means of powering automobile engines. Any Nigerian who falls for this lie the way they fell for the generator would only throw away money once again.

Are you still single? If she has 4 you too is expected to have any. Help them and using them as errand kids is far from sincere help.

Ginaz:
it's not everyday o. well, I've heard. Let the mother not send the same children to me to ask me for anything .

Try to put your mind on something productive than before.........when you grown beard you'll understood that another problem has been added.

feel discouraged to look at myself in the mirror, anytime i noticed that i dont have a single hair under my chin. Even someone that is sixteen years old is already having one. I dont feel ok. What could be the deficiency problem?

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I think the guy is working with the police. You're saved by your profession. The only reason why the police don't want to rope you.

Why are you so concern about 'your friend'

ojobolinda:
I said my friend

How will you transfer money through his mobile without knowing his transaction pin.Unlocking his phone, use his biometric .

obembet:
If someone gets hold of your phone or tablet the thief suddenly has access to everything on your device. While some of your apps will require passwords and multifactor authentication, many apps, like your photos and notes, typically do not.

Also, if you don’t log out of your social media or email accounts on your devices, the thief can have a field day pretending to be you.

For this reason, you should have a lock screen installed on your device, and it should be difficult to get past.

My take: whenever you lock you phone, make sure that at least one trusted person of your family know your password especially your wife

According to X user @BilkisAlao who share how woman running up-and-down looking for a way to transfer money and save her husband life.

Here is what she wrote

If not for anything, At least for the sake of that day that you may not have the opportunity to access your phone, let two or three people know your password .Wives are running helter-skelter here at general hospital, wanting to unlock their husband's phone to transfer money for his hospital bill, but they can't, till the man give up 😰......And another one, he was hit by hit and run driver, non of his siblings or wife knew his password and he's in coma

Source : BilkisAlao

Have you ever heard about yahoo messager? It's the first of the first messager. Then talk about yourok messager too. 2go came yesterday.

Samdeejay100:
Is anyone still using this app, because my own is full of curb-webs ooo😂😂..

2go opened most of our eyes to messenger then after fb messenger...

To me I think what kill 2go is lack of adequate and prompt update when WhatsApp came onboard... My opinion though...

So, was it a murder case? This is how writing senseless headlines do land you in truoble

dre11:
https://punchng.com/ibadan-vendor-suspect-in-police-custody/?amp

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They won every election from the situation room.... Ordinary laborer.

You're very correct. Even what quantity of the infected blood is she adding and how is she bleeding herself.

NaMe4:
Well, if the aim was to transmit the virus, it was just a waste of time.
The pH of the zobo drink would denature the virus.
Not to talk about the acidic pH of the stomach of the consumer.

You will understand when you get there

SergeantTitus:
Why do nigerians living abroad fail to come back to Nigeria even for Important things like their parents death, burial, brother's wedding etc? I also find it weird some remain there for 15, 20, 30 years without ever visiting home even if na just once.

Different definitions of handsome n beauty. Congratulations for being a betrayal.

Why not set up the bakery and employ those who will manage it for you while, you continue your banking job. You may later resign when the business is booming

dennis3888:
Good day everyone please i need your candid advise and opinion

Am about to leave my bank job of seven years with a salary of 100k for a new business note the business has already been set up already

my fears is that am married and you know what that means i have ready responsibilities. so am now having fears that what of it doesn't work (which have been praying about seriously).


probably the fears is just in my head. your opinion please

How much each

Tawis06:
I have two

dlaw70:
This is what tithe money should be used for and not private Jets and bullet proof cars .

.......and government money for what?