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U can use it to pick happenings in ur neighbors bedroom if u attach a nokia phone to the dish.

OR

U can use the dish in frying garri.

Hope they re serious because it's only their seriousness That can keep their members at Bay.

Wish them well.

NICENEDU29:
Bros eh you too funny. You want kill me laughter? I don laugh so tey my belle nearly bust. But wetin u talk about Igbos na true sha oo because me I be full blooded Igbo oo and I know wetin dey happen there.

Nwanne nah watin I see I write so..

OP. U mean Davido that acted Shrek

cramjones:
Mr. Idiota, kindly don't quote me again. Who in his right senses would want to "achieve" what the goat has achieved? Bankrupting a country? Introducing boko haram? Stealing with impunity? God forbid me or any of my generation achieve what the idiotic goat did to our yams!

-CramJones

My friend will u shut up before I slap you..
Anumanu, born my many donated sperm.

I pray that should not be Kachi's flat..

sosiq:
I have a room apartment in bori, well tiled with constant water in the compound... asking price 70,000 for more info call 07011584967

Where is Bori

Then I would be proud being an Uncle..

prettythicksme:
Op no get sense!

Adaku nah Ude Aku u dey use

I pray this report is true, we must send Ewu-Nife to the cage..

As a man I will budget the FF:

*Yoruba gal : 300k(as d galz parent will contribute)
*Hausaa gal: 150k(Zobo nd Masa party)
*Bini gal: they will just pack in once u impregnate them.
*Fulani gal: as long as u can escort a cow from from Zaria to Lagos, u re good to go.
*Igbo gal: divided into two group namely Imo nd Others
*Others: Budget 500k-800k naira
*imo galz: u will change their Zinc roof to Corrugated roof, then the village will fine you for marrying their daughter, so all in all budget 3.5 million..

Praiseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Masta zesusssssssssssss!!!!!!

Before before wey I neva they use Vaseline my d1ck get wrinkles but now my D1ck don smooth infact I now last 1hr30mins on a vaselinated Womanliness...

honfnj:
.. I hereby crown cramjones the biggest Bastard of all time

Meaning he is a Bastardarian

Cramjones I think this foolishness of urs is hereditary..

Is it the male or female you took a cue from..

And so fvck what

OP I think u need to be sampled to jaja..

The man's name must be Amuneke.

Could it be the woman has barred him frm gonking for him to ve pulled this stunt.

Nwanne Uwa Emebigo rara.

Watin good for Crayfish is good for crab..

I pray every other Nigerians should toe same action of Tompolo so that FG would know that Amu nah Otu derives same pleasure, one no dey cheat the other..

Abeg the price of dollar don fall

If e neva fall both women should shut up nd allow me use my mind to fall the dollar price.

Would releasing Metuh affect the price of garri or would it give Jobs to the jobless

Abeg if una like make una keep Metuh for fixed Deposit, it none of my bizness.

@abrahamjesus.....

Called you some days back, am dennis told you I reside at Ajah environs nd I need a job.
Have banking nd Admin experience..

Pls any available job now?

refiner:
gudevning dear friends,there is dis problem that I have been wondering about for years now.....and I hope to get d answers from my lovely friends here.....why is it dat beautiful girls hardly keep a relationship for long...you can barely see a beautiful gal that stay in a relationship for up to a year....


I have this friend of mine....she is very pretty,has every quality a guy needs in a woman buh before two months,the both of them will no more be together,we av been friends for about two years now and I av found out dat for those two years d numbers of guys she has dated are uncountable....


I will use myself for an example too,although am still a young gal of abt 19 years buh I hardly stay in a relationship since I was 16....mine is even d worst,I may like u at first buh before one week is gone...d affection will die a natural death,no more feelings for u....there is dis guy dat I met in school,he is brilliant,tall,very rich and has an extra ordinary cuteness, every gals wanna be in his arms,buh he found love in me...I liked him too buh before a month is gone,,,, d affection for him just fade away.....am truly worried....I don't really know wat to do.....

meanwhile I have some friends too that are very ugly,,,but most of dem re in a relationship with there guys for years now and they are happy........

please guys is this spiritualwhy is it dat ugly gals stay long in relationships than beautiful ones......fanx for ur time....I appreciate.

cc lalasticlala...

So all this time u get gonked in ur dream, it never occurred to you that u ve a spiritual Man nd possibly would ve given him spiritual kids..

Better start looking for a solution while u re young cous at age of 30 nd he is still there, ur name go change from Refiner to Refill....

The prick wey go stand that day go dey wonder god of erection.

End Time practice...

Davido is just proving the spoilt Brat he is...

How I wish Headies will hire my kind for nxt headies, so that person wey do anyhow go see anyhow...

The guyz Amu must be Pipe NNPC...

shadowgwalker:
them never arrest Tompolo finish. . .

The thing even tire me oooo...

BiggyB242:
They might not be scammers , I know about oil and gas job but not Omas though.But next time don't be quick to judge play along till when thru start asking for money.I knew a guy who got a job in Dubai by applying online and they came to pick him up from Lagos .

NobleAky:
You should have played along until Demands are made! Who knows it might turn out to be real!

U sef dull...
How can it be real when they re asking you send ur CV again after claiming they got ur CV..

APC will certainly help us Divide this nation...
Buhari carry on with ur boiz nah military regime we dey so....

By God's grace we will disgrace APC again...

Only a foolish man would believe GEJ would be arrested...

When Abudusalam negotiated an accord between GEJ nd Buhari, the wise men knew what they were doing, so you having the belief that Jonathan would be arrested is on a fools journey..

A wise man will read in between the words of Magu nd see were he is going..

Long Live Obodo Nigeria...
Long Live Obodo Biaf.....

Many don't even get what the OP is insinuating..

U dare not try it in Lagos cous by the time u reach house, you will discover all the while u were pulling just the handle of the bag....