₦airaland Forum

When u dey fork u wife well, u no tell us oo now that she is mad about ur presence u wan make we give u advise..

Ok, let me advise you, Gonk her wiv less passion nd she won't notice ur absent wen u re wiv ur friend..

Remember, an ordinary gal fwend telling me I like my friends more, I was like gal, re u really ok...

I did not spend 3 month b4 dumping her axx..

Police alwayz rescuing after the parents must ve paid Ransome..

Police alwayz rescuing after the parents must ve paid Ransome..

The priest order his release cous it's allowed for thief to thief thief.....

That must be Lord's Chosen Church..

The only sense OBJ has made since he left office..

The Corrupt re no longer scared of the Once dreaded EFCC, thou it won't be far fetched if u say EFCC have being contaminated..

The corrupts now ve their resource persons within the institution nd our Judges now feed with the Pigs.

I am very sure if his answers re manually cross checked, he scored above 200...

JAMB of today is nothing but Destiny Killers..

Izzystevens:
Wow! I really need to see Dubai in my lifetime.

If u re a fine gal, I will take u there.

So because of those fake notes that is not up to 5k, they had to arrest these fine yoruba peeps..

It's not fair ooo being that the man they voted in have disappointed them..

How ur Revelation take affect Dollar price...

Let the yolobas enjoy their marriage...

Hope the soup go sweet ooo, make e no be say nah beta Potty u cook..

Uwa Mmebi Soups,,

This is so sad....

GEJ is the cause - Lie Mohammed

If u re living with that gal nd ve not married her after God has blessed you, you re confirm End Time dude...

U can help out the woman provided u re going to marry her daughter..

nairalandstinks:
well mind44thegoat is on holiday but i'm around.

Ohhh, I see..
Seemz the idiot sent him on compulsory holiday

Well I keep going nd coming, infact I now enjoy his ban cous it allows me make us of other monikers that ve being dormant..

Today, I rep 20 monikers..

mind44thegoat:
WHO IS MYNDUU44

The 2nd goat he keeps banning..

If it's a Govt contract to build a residential for the president, VP or senate president, YES!!!....

Goahead:
Burj Khalifa cost $1.5billion..... What's your point

Doubt if u read the post..

Stop smoking weed..

Uwa mmebi employers.
During the last dayz, employers will ask for unbelievable criteria for employment.. Book of moses 7 vs 39..

Only in Nigeria, u will see a vacancy for graduate trainee with 5yrs experience nd u re wondering if it's experienced recruitment..

When Idris sing "Nigeria Jaga jaga" we thought he was mad..

The south screamed from the high mountains that Buhari's appointments were lopsided nothing was done, today only a few elements cried out about a promotion nd the senate is probing..

So promotions re no longer on merit but on ethnic basis

How many educated northern policemen compared to Educated southern policemen

The day the yoruba's will see the evil associated with the North, the day Nigeria would start being progressive...

When Customs recruits, the Igbo's or yoruba's don't go shouting but we know how lopsided it is there..

Which ethnicity have produced the Custom boss for the last 20yrs

Hmm

Picks out Just ur No.4 while waiting for LAWMA to thrash the remaining..

Its only in Nairaland every gal is hardworking nd not looking at a made man.
Only here u find out the galz all want a Lowkey wedding.

It baffles me the way this woman a plane. Can land on her nostrils keep believing Buhari will one day make her a minister...

Pathetic Liar..

If this news is true...
Someone should tell Krane that with 500k-1 milla, wizkid would be a corpse.

It's time nigerian artist take a cue from Tupac's legacy.

If there is any Bank that their Motto is Thief, it's UBA.

Their Vision statement should be " to be the Best Financial thief by 2020"

UnclePati:
Zenith Bank is not Broke.

the funds transfer form cost the bank so much money to print and can no longer be used for free anymore especially when customers misuse it.

customers have the option to use their cheque book or corporate letter head to issue transfer instructions {free of charge}

or simply use the E-channel products -i.e internet banking or mobile banking platforms to initiate your transfers {all free of charge}

Zenith remains a MODEL to others in the industry. with its highest capital base and excellent customer service.

Zenith is also the highest profit making bank in Nigeria Today.

So....you better think of banking with Zenith

Oga stop disgracing that bank the more..
How can a leaflet that the production value ain't more than #3 naira knowing fully well the customer is also charged for the transfer be a financial burden..

Can u compare the wastage of such paper to 1st bank that has so many unlearned/wasteful customers.

Zenith bank is broke period.

GlitzG:
Na so e dey start. Later, we go hear privatization.

Oga u go dull from small oo..

Is innoson a govt establishment that it would privatize.

Maybe private companies privatizing will make them Parastatals abii