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Mynd44's mate..

Mynd44 am wishing you happy children's day..

Cutehector:
One girl like dat in NNSS ph...





Mchew. I hated that phase of my life

Seems NNSS PH galz get attitude cous the gal I wrote to crossed from PH to NNSS OJO..
If it was possible to disappear to Mars after mine was delivered I Would ve..

Mine is one I can never forget in a hurry.
NNSS OJO when I was at JSS3.
The gal tore it nd started crying as I was told oo nd this made me disappear from school for one good week..

akreest:
Na person wife you dey think about so!!. You no read say she don marry this year? Go marry your own abeg and try to keep her slim like this!!!!!!

Baba we heard as rumour nd a woman married on rumour is not yet a wife - Abraham Lincon

Gawd!!!

Immediately I saw the 1st pix, i saw myself fully erect underneath while she sits on it...


Sighs!!!!!
I love them skinny..

I pray It's being taken off before I get there.
@VGC now.

Pls oooo, all these money they re stealing, I don't mind 10% nd serve their prison term.

Hunger dey town I swear.

With this, The dollar would certainly sell for 1000 before the year end..

Buhari is working, Nigerians re suffering..m

Berlyn:
who's Kelechi Iheanacho ??

The black leading actor in Star Warz new movie..

wristbangle:
He is a good man. He bans reasonably unlike one supermod

Mynd44!!
Call am, don't be shy..

Even sango is aware of him cous so many petition about him ve been brought to Sango...

Marrying a nairaland girl is like rubbing pepper into ur v-jay with the faith that it won't hurt you..

If u see a snake nd a nairalander babe, pls, I said please, strike the nairaland girl first..

Hmm

Jarizod:
Mad old goat

Denrele edun go soon join am

U mean u dad

searchng4love:
she should shut up and gerrarahia....

Nwanne, I owe u 2 bottles of Orijin..

Wow!!!! I used that bridge last december..

If someone had told me there was a wooden bridge in nigeria, I would ve doubted but I Saw, I crossed I even took pix..

If nah for Nigeria nah NGO go arrange wood go give carpenter so that them go fit make walking stick of ur size..

searchng4love:
a lot of months/years banning as if nairaland is an essential life saving commodity!

Maybe they ve this belief that their ban incarcerates some aspect of our life..

Another space for Abokii created..

Nah this kind water dey cleanse sins..

kudoxs:

Guy nah true I talk oo..

A colleague of mine got banned for 2month after he replied insults thrown at him..

The worst is that the lady was not banned..

Why won't it reduce when the Mods re busy hunting those they don't like.

The worst is reporting to the super Mod is like talking to a rock..

Sure it was in his dream he swallowed the rat thinking he was swallowing Akpu with Ofe Ede..

With the shape of the daughters mouth, their kitten go be like offshore platform..

Yemi dey vex because the guy no add make up to her face..

vizkiz:
the fan sef no try
Yemi come be like gollum for Lord of the Rings in that drawing

Chisos!!!!
Nwanne ibu confirm Onye Uwa Mmebi..

All these yeye road side electricians must ve connected End Time connections...

If the station attendants could not fight this fire from the onset, it's a shame on the station manager..

Wonder if the staffs were trained.

Owu don dey hold fashanu small small..

Amongst the 3 Icon, it's Fash that ve changed negatively..

It's high time we re-introduce Bakassi boiz, we just need to send these rotten eggs nah Ala igbo to great beyond.

Igbo amaka to be haunted by these touts..

True talk..