₦airaland Forum

PentiumPro:
You people are wired to be like this, nothing one can do to change you.
Madam Joy Ogwu has been UN Permanent UN ambassador for a long time time now, but no one think it's inappropriate.
When it's in your favor, you think it is merit, but when it is other, you shout marginalization and all sort of nonsense.
The President has the right to assign them to countries without recourse to anyone.

See how u sound bitter, re u married

Abeg take things on lighter note.

Buhari wey get ear problem don hear the news, he must be good with sign language..

one thing money cant buy is Life...

As corrupt as nigeria is, nobody or politicians have being able to bribe Death, ask Abacha incase u re thomas the doubter..

The only List from this regime that does not look bias..

Wait oo, that chukwuemeka on number 1 on the list might actually be ambassador to Sudan while Salisu on number 2 would be ambassador to USA...

histemple:
Was the father a footballer?

nope, he was a trailer driver..

Maracana stadium abi igbo(weed) stadium...

Nah that place i smoke my 1st weed...

Nigeria is operating Cowocracy system of Government...

that dude is high on fume from burnt ghana must go bag..

is mynd44 this stingy that he had to resort to keeping the family bread on daddy room ceiling fan...

FCMB turning Nigerians in Diaspora to morgue attendant since the days of Adam..

OP, work dey for Bin Zayed street as morgue attendant incase FCMB fails you...

See how the yellow-bars are avoiding this thread because its portrays achievement of nwoke onye igbo..

See her breast like "Diagram of Law of Diminishing return"...
keep yansh like mynd44 head..

Nwoke Chukwu Nna goziri ...

Chisos!!!
Ike nwanyi di ominisweet..

nwanne Uwa di ominiwankain...

A man who recently refuted claims he was about taking the position of Head coach of a south African club nd just days his dead, Nwanne stand upright because death is no respecter of man nd he comes like a thief..

Signed; Nwanne Onwu..

There are two scenarios were an ATM can short pay or over pay you....

1.. Custodian Error: In this case the custodian slots 500 notes in the cash canisters of 1000 nd reverse, it will short pay some and over pay some since the machines software only detects the cannisters.
Also if the custodian fails to do due diligence on money given to him to load by not checking if there are other denomination e.g checking if there is a 500 note in a pack of 1000's nd reverse.

2.Partial dispense: A very rare occurrence but it happens, the machine counts ur total money but a failure to pick either one or two of the notes as it goes to the dispense mechanism. 90% is usually a note and this can be easily rectified by the custodian if he regularly balances his "till" account.

in otherwards, these are the types of Nigerians that count ATM dispensed cash:
* The Poor
*Those with trust issues
*The Stingy aka "Aka Gum"

ireneony:
I thought they said he died in benin.

Well anyway sha.

Rip.

u dull ooo...
why not read the write up again..

its should be Reno escorting a four legged masquerade...

I hope NFF is not owing him ooo..

RIP Sir..

The same Keshi that debunked A rumour of accepting to coach an SA Club this week

Benin people, una well done ooo.

omisakint:
Once your final grade is A I think you are rest assured you scaled thru. If you hav one b and 99 A. Your final score will be B

Which of the panel awards the final "A"

APC Law of Diminishing Return..

Years back the bank were the highest employers of Labour, today, banks re the highest sacking industry..

Nwanne, if u use this illustration in ur economic exams nd don't get an "A" hold me liable..

aliluke:
Am sori for dat, I dnt av pst question moreover it wll be hard to see past question that will rhyme cus the last recruitment was in 2011, just read normal police current affairs though I doubt if there will be any exam but read just in case..

Thanx..

Maxineng:
No exams just screening.

Seriously
Cous I ve been uneasy today that I ve not read anything..
I can't loose this opportunity...

Pls who ve got police past questions or if u ve idea of what test we re up to tomorrow, kindly share..

Pls for the post of ASP..
Email: timberlake_dennis@yahoo.com

aliluke:
please who is going for the screening tomorrow here in Enugu or any other place, please I want to get in touch??

I will, I am @ Ngwo now.
Do u ve past questions
Called ur line earlier..

He is suffering the impairment due to the bombs vibrations of the Civil war..

It's called aftermath effects...

Wow that is a great one.
Happy for her..

Time I research a better area where I could go on display with "I need a good Wife, graduate nd a Virgin"

Innophyno:
least pay bank staffs receive monthly?

U wan use am do Jazz

School is useless
NYSC is More useless
Govt is most uselessness

Signed;
Nwoke Onye Uwa Mmebi

donkizzydaboss:
bro the girl gat no chill

I swear...