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Phones / Re: Ex-nokia Employees Launch A New Smartphone by myOGAonTOP: 11:45am On Dec 10, 2013
Good developement. These comm. giants are really freezing out these open source devices. At least developers can upgrade and work on them. I will advice these guys to partner with creative commons and concentrate on the african and latin american markets.
Food / Re: FG Bans Fish Importation by myOGAonTOP: 1:50pm On Dec 09, 2013
ifyalways: Story.

It will still be in the mkt only thing is that it will become expensive. Who wanna eat fishes from Nigerian mammy water infested waters ? tongue

Truth is bitter: it takes a mammy water to recognise another mammy water.
Food / Re: Can A Nigerian Eat Chicken And Leave The Bone Alone by myOGAonTOP: 11:42am On Dec 09, 2013
patriki: It's that season of the year again when we all come together as families, friends etc...to share love, happiness, FOOD and so on, for some its a time they look up to, for some it's just a yearly ritual...while we communicate using our mobiles, for some it's been a year....
This brings me to the food aspect...rice and Chicken grin
Cause I've hardly seen bone left after meals including mine tongue....not just @ my place alone.....almost everywhere..
This brings me to the question
" Can a Nigerian eat chicken and leave the Bone alone?"

If the chick was dressed by me , i break bones BUT if the source is not verified, i ignore it. Location or occasion doesnt factor into this. I dont 'form' when it comes to gastro-related matters.
Travel / Re: Relocating From The United States Back To Nigeria: Advice Needed. by myOGAonTOP: 11:37am On Dec 09, 2013
AjaraEwuro:

If you know anything about Nigeria, you wont come to NairaLand asking those dumb questions and making dumb insinuatations that holds no water.

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Travel / Re: Relocating From The United States Back To Nigeria: Advice Needed. by myOGAonTOP: 7:24am On Dec 09, 2013
Mr Knowitall:

Well I dont disagree with you that there is a of money in Nigeria. But it seems like true opportunity to make a decent

living is only available to the upper one percent of Nigeria's society. or am I wrong? You have the rich and the poor, and a very tiny

middle class population. This its self is not a problem, the real problem is the lack of upward mobility for the poor class. One

can make it in Nigeria, but his or her chances are slim to none. I dont think i have told any lies in this statement.
with all due respect, you know NOTHING about Nigeria.

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Family / Re: Highest Level Of Conspiracy Between My Wife And My Mother-In-Law! by myOGAonTOP: 6:41am On Dec 09, 2013
Be on alert!! They wanna rope you into something sinister and evil. Do some background checks on that woman and even your wife. I suggest you embark on a trip. Stay away from them for sometime and think it through.
Career / Re: What Are The Procedures For A Successful Change Of Name? by myOGAonTOP: 6:33am On Dec 09, 2013
MOD pls FP. Seems dude needs this info asap.
Travel / Re: Relocating From The United States Back To Nigeria: Advice Needed. by myOGAonTOP: 5:51am On Dec 09, 2013
Mr Knowitall:

yes you are right...life is just too precious to be spent in Nigeria.
WRONG: People like me are making it big time here. Its all about God and your survival strategy. There's is so much money in the land.

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Travel / Re: Relocating From The United States Back To Nigeria: Advice Needed. by myOGAonTOP: 12:18am On Dec 09, 2013
Before you come back FINALLY, i will advise you to take a month off and enter into the country. Keep a low profile and make your own deductions and conclusions. Moving back is such an important lifetime decision that MUST NOT be made based on hearsay. Come See for yourself . Thanks.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Refuses To Shave Her Armpit.....please Help by myOGAonTOP: 12:13am On Dec 09, 2013
Let her be ! Let her cultivate her forests. She may probably be fighting climate change.
Music/Radio / Re: Checkout The List Of Songs Reportedly Banned By NBC by myOGAonTOP: 12:10am On Dec 09, 2013
Front page!!! At least these lil kids will listen to the radio with no fear of 'spoilage'. Nice move by NBC. Wish NCC would borrow leaves from una.
Celebrities / Re: OJB Jezreel Returns To Nigeria After Successful Kidney Transplant In India by myOGAonTOP: 6:03pm On Dec 08, 2013
Chinwem: India has done what Nigeria could not do
correction: GOD has done what no man could do. Thanks
Romance / Re: I Suspect My Boyfriend Is Cheating On Me! by myOGAonTOP: 1:01pm On Dec 08, 2013
SQURA:

Girl go fo it. My verdict is an Excellent relationship but with effort from you too.

You are Aries and he is Leo

If you havent started kicking it with him, it will be pretty soon, because there is an instantaneous, and fiery attraction between an aries girl and mr leo. Hmm there is also intense passion and absorption in each other, you and your guy. you guys might even forget what the world looks like when two of you are inside the (let me reserve my comment). But watch out, trouble could spring up because he longs for constant and continous admiration and also been seen as the KING of your castle, because you are not naturally demonstrative. If you love him, and i mean real love, please dont resent his love for praises and flattery, because that is his weak/strongest point. Aim at being his greatest admirer and he will never leave you. But he has a tactful way to handle your restlessness and need for mental stimulation. Though he might be occasionally arrogant and patronising, those traits are part of his personality, and he would let you know.
He enjoys sex and is very adaptable, but when he takes the lead, you will love it. Make him open minded to suggestions you will make though.
For real, this is one hell of a love affair.


you are so so funny. Deep in my heart, my laughter defies decibels.
Celebrities / Re: OJB Jezreel Returns To Nigeria After Successful Kidney Transplant In India by myOGAonTOP: 12:54pm On Dec 08, 2013
Thank you Jesus. Its either You or no one else.
Health / Re: Survival Tips For The Harmattan by myOGAonTOP: 11:43am On Dec 07, 2013
nnamdi zen: yea! That's correct, humidity is on the decrease cos the aqua level in the atmosphere is relatively very low this time of the year due to lack of rain, so to try keep the balance, the atmosphere steals water from whatever source it can find including OUR BODIES! So take at least 2ltrs of water everyday to replenish what is lost and eat lots of fruits to keep your skin healthy. MORE TIPS PLS?

olive oil. You can never you can never go wrong with it (i aint refering to the spiritual aspects of some people's beliefs). 'anoint' your hair and body with the stuff after baths. It has a refreshing feeling on the skin-i meant original olive oil. Original olive oil doesnt stick to the skin like most brands of vaseline does.

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Religion / Re: Praise The Lord For His Goodness by myOGAonTOP: 8:55am On Dec 07, 2013
Father we thank You. Surely, You are everything.

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Health / Re: Survival Tips For The Harmattan by myOGAonTOP: 8:48am On Dec 07, 2013
Methinks you forgot the most important : 'TAKE A LOT OF FLUIDS' to avoid dehydration. Cos this singular factors may even lead dry eyes and nose orifices et cetera, et cetera.... Hope i made sense.
Nairaland / General / Re: President Goodluck Jonathan Declares Three Days National Mourning For Nelson Man by myOGAonTOP: 2:08am On Dec 07, 2013
He deserves it.
Romance / Re: Guys Do You Prefer Younger Or Older Ladies?? by myOGAonTOP: 8:25pm On Dec 06, 2013
hakon:

The reality is that sex is nothing compared to true love. i found out that i loved this girl and sex disappeared from my mind completely. I concentrated more on plans to marry her than plans to have sex with her. most of all the wait was worth it. That everyone is doing it does not mean i should do it too. How then will be able to standout from the crowd. My guiding principle is to do that which is right and different from what others are used to.
i don gree but the FACT remains that yam and goat wont stay together that long. Even Holy men knows sup on this. The conclusion of the matter is that i PERSONALLY DONT BELIEVE YOU. Nuff said.
Health / Re: My Experience With Weed by myOGAonTOP: 8:21pm On Dec 06, 2013
Crixina: you wish tongue
wishes are made to become reality
Religion / Re: Rev. Omolade's Response To Okotie's Catholic Statement by myOGAonTOP: 5:38pm On Dec 05, 2013
sharply5:

There's nothing objective about this submission...like the Bereans what i expect people to do when they heard this submission from Pastor Okotie is to go and see for themselves from scripture just like the Bereans did to see if what he said is true.''believe it or not what he submitted is very factual and true and the catholic leaders themselves know it.the only problem i had with Pastor Okotie is the generalisation ''all catholics''.....No i disagree,as God still has some of his children in the catholic system and those following some of their teachings,that is why through inspiration in scripture they are being warned to ''come out of her''..(Rev 18:1-5).
sir, am not catholic BUT i got an insight into what they really believe and adhere to INSTEAD OF WHAT WE VE BEEN MADE TO BELIEVE. Thats what i meant by it being 'objective and educative'.

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Health / Re: My Experience With Weed by myOGAonTOP: 3:31pm On Dec 05, 2013
Crixina: give me this babe's number plsssssss.

i dont have her digits. Maybe i can get yours.....
Foreign Affairs / Re: Policewoman Committed Suicide After Texting Husband Message Meant For Her Lover by myOGAonTOP: 6:04am On Dec 05, 2013
Swap scenarios and characters : a Nigerian woman will blame airtel network for diverting someone else's message to her phone and the poor husband may commit suicide.

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Romance / Re: Guys Do You Prefer Younger Or Older Ladies?? by myOGAonTOP: 8:54pm On Dec 03, 2013
hakon: Funny question but an important one. I met a Young girl that was 20 Yrs old but was highly matured and principled. she was the only girl that refused to have sex with me, her reason being that she will only have sex with her husband and she meant it. we lived together for 3 yrs in the university and she still did not allow me to get down on it. I married her when she was 23 yrs old as a virgin and she has 4 wonderful kids for me. she is not up to 30 now. This girl is a rare gem with a mind of her own and older ones come to her for advice too.

I guess the proper criteria should be intelligence and mental maturity which is scarce nowadays among men and women.
The foolish ones gets carried away by sexual escapades which clouds their reasoning when it comes to keeping and building a good relationship


you and her LIVED TOGETHER for 3 years i.e 365days multiplied by 3 and you didnt do.
Bro, all liars WILL go to hell fire. Accept Jesus today. Haba!

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Religion / Re: Rev. Omolade's Response To Okotie's Catholic Statement by myOGAonTOP: 2:26pm On Dec 03, 2013
This should make the list as a nairaland Classic. Very straightforward and objective answer geared towards educating rather than 'beef'. This catholic priest has earned my deepest respect.

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Education / Re: Federal University Of Technologysacks Entire Academic Staff by myOGAonTOP: 1:05pm On Dec 03, 2013
ajasa4link: ..I was in school yesterday to see my project supervisor and throughout my the time I was in the faculty there was power outage and I could see lecturers using hand fans to cool off the heat and some even had their windows opened. Tell me sincerely if u think any foreign professor can work in this kind of working environment.... Even Indians who are known to be rugged will not descend so low all in the name of imparting knowledge in students o
i hate liars and their distributors.
Education / Re: Federal University Of Technologysacks Entire Academic Staff by myOGAonTOP: 8:57am On Dec 03, 2013
Abeg give the young men job. Hallelujah. If they re looking professors abeg go abroad and hire oyinbo. Aint that part of improving the quality of education?

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Fashion / Re: Ever Fallen Victim Of Fake Gold And Silver Before? by myOGAonTOP: 7:53am On Dec 02, 2013
lady j u: U can't differentiate between fake gold and the real one?

very simple. Fake gold is fake. Real gold is real. Thank me later.
Health / Re: My Experience With Weed by myOGAonTOP: 11:16am On Nov 30, 2013
Pls dont laugh: Young lady singer from Kd wanted to work on her album in some dude's music studio. Dude called me to work but i was all booked up so i declined. Months later i come hear scores. Dude obviouly couldnt handle the young lady's cuteness (and terrible vocals) professionally so he decided to get a cheap lay. He prepared indomie deluxe-style and laced it up with a wrap of maria juanito. The gal gladly accepted and went out. She came back and with giant wrap of suya. She ate the indomie and offered suya to the guy. Minutes later, the guy started feeling funny. Unknown to him the gal laced the suya with Sk when she suspected something fishy. She made away with the whole cash around, sound cards, his keys and his external hard disk. Smh

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Music/Radio / Re: Nigerian Songs You Can't Understand How They Became Hit Songs by myOGAonTOP: 8:26am On Nov 23, 2013
Sky-B : ma bebe

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Entertainment / Re: Top 10 Most Famous People Who Died A Virgin by myOGAonTOP: 9:38pm On Nov 22, 2013
dudley and cos were not queen elizabeth's 'toasters' jor. History said it was sir walter raileigh.
Isaac Newton died a virgin. This list is thrash.
Gaming / Re: Computer Games To Try Out Before The Year Runs Out by myOGAonTOP: 8:28pm On Nov 22, 2013
Rhaspody: hi guys, i want to share a list of games that came out this year on pc that are awesome

Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm 3 : Full Burst
Metal Gear Rising
Battlefield 4 (if your pc can handle it)
Call of Duty GHOST
NFS Rivals
Grid 2
Dead Space 3
Tomb Raider (2013)
FIFA 14
Remember me
Assassins Creed 4 (if your pc can pc handle it)
Beyond
Dead Rising 3
Crisis 3 (if your pc can handle it)
Infamous : Gods Among Us


these are the ones i've played or still playing or want to play (NFS Rivals)

THIS LIST IS INCOMPLETE without Football Manager. Dont care what your opinion is. Ish can keep a neega at home for a year!

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