El Guapo:

On a second thought, checking out a psychiatric home wouldnt be a bad idea...

C'mon mate, we humans are not usually what we think we are

Matthew briggs:

On reading this I couldn't help but literally Laugh Out Loud. Sha I do the bolded periodically when I am in my nerdy mode.

Matthew briggs:

Read my post again this time in slow motion. Note where I used the phrase "A nerd in his raw form" and the sentence "*the above statement was me looking at the glass half empty*"

Matthew briggs:

Truth be told the only thing a nerd has going for him is his intelligence, if his handsome that's a plus. A nerd in his raw form is not a ladies delight, at least for most ladies I know.

No lady wants a guy who can't function properly in a social setting, hold his own in a general conversation and most importantly can't make her feel loved in and out of the bedroom
#Matthew Briggs
#TeamNotYourAverageNerd.

uj_sizzle:
We'll work something out

uj_sizzle:
Come lemme take you to the fun side of life

Abbey2sam:

Then he's not a nerd
By the way are there nerds in africa?

honey: DAYUMMMM YU HAV GAT TO SEE THE WAY SHE WAS DROOLING FOR DEACTIUATE BUTTON, MEANWHILE SHE IS THE RANDIEST DOG ON NL......... CONFUSED MOFO

InvertedHammer: /
In summary,

GIVE UP BEING HUMAN!

Everyone has a list of the golden rule and still are broke...which is why professors are never billionaires

//

Sagamite:

You are a person!

I asked you: is invention how to measure intelligence what you were taught in your failed education system?

1forall:

The eye of horus, and its smack in the middle of his forehead. Now that's extreme.

Honiepie24: We grew up with a stain notion that no body is a maid,everyone was born equally but some are more advantaged than d other.so in this context i'd rather refer a maid or a househelp as a domestic staff,eyes roll.now d question is,how would you as a less attractive lady(jus being honest) handle havin a very well sculpted and figured domestic staff living with your family.this gal is very hardworking,dedicated,honest,loyal and all is friendly,kind and loves yur kids like they where her biological siblings.would yu send her packing because yu constantly see yur dh's(darlyn husbands)eyes ravaging her beautiful body,or wud yu kip her and rather buy her over sized clothing to help cover up d excesses while she continues staying for d sake of her services?pls share yur opinion.

benjsniper33:

May the almighty God bless u and replenish your wisdom, look you've just explain what some people are seeing as a puzzle, Chaii!! Naija, we love to bite the hands that feed us and feed the mouth that bites us..oga oo

superstarjay:

odehaj: GRAMMAR! If it was said the other way round you would have been shouting..RACISM,RACIST!!!Keshi should deal woith his problems..what is good fo the geese is also good fo the gander abi?

EatmyShorts:

Look at this ignoramus. Why did you leave out part of his statement? Keshi told him to go back to Belgium, that's racist. If a white man tells you to leave his country and go back to Africa won't you call him racist? Fool!

siddiq202:

This one will probably get you a fine and/or ban for some matches. That's very unprofessional of you.

In a bid to sound patriotic you went as far as calling a coach mad? Hahaha you even wish you could say it to his face? The part of your statements that make you look like a racist is unacceptable too. Coach, you need to be sanctioned!

Kairoseki77: Calling someone a white dude is not racism.

Throwing mayonnaise at white players, like they throw bananas at us, would be racist.