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Good points

Who is she please

The man just described Buhari as "ailing president and frequent London resident",,,,,,,,, can you imagine the pit Buhari has dragged Nigeria to with his bad luck,lies,corruption,killing,stealing,childsex,deadly disease and illiteracy

Super story prank

Joystick

Mouthgig

Choiii nairaland spambot na bastard

Dumaknesset:
At least the taxable ones will be in the region of 10 mill and only 600k pay. It is unfair.

Don't believe that lie

That's a lie and it's unfair and very unfortunate from LASG

There was a time they lied that it was just 2 million people paying tax ,now they have made the lie worse by saying it's just 600,000

The number of government workers alone,as well as multinationals who Imknow don't fail in their PAYEE deductions and remittances is already more than that miserable number they posted.Then you add the private business owners and entrepreneurs who pay personal and company tax(like myself).Also what of the ones I call reluctant tax payers who fall into these categories: ,if you ever have a transaction to do with LASG,tax payment is one of the prerequisite ,whether you want to register for LASRRA,send your building plans for approval,register a ward in their public school,e get some kind automobile wey you go even buy register,the LIRS go send you tax assessment to pay .If you break any traffic law in Lagos,you have to pay tax or provide evidence that you are paying,so with these few points of mine,I hope I've been able to convince the LASG and not confuse them that they are lying

Sahara reporters sef,,,,,they gave us so much details about how DUMBASSZAU plotted against GEJ but GEJ outwitted him( By the way God bless GEJ always,humble underrated man,who had a lot of enemies and he quietly dealt with all of them) but they did not give us any details about the said plot by an Aso Rock cabal and the military

Can't think of any now.Good morning

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Onifade10:
Finally them turn Nigeria to zoo

MrHenshaw:
Kukuma kill am nah.
D only thing you forgot to add is water.

Guy,pray you don't have high blood pressure cos if you ever do,you won't write this childish thing you wrote above,in fact if you are told to eat cow dung,it will become the best recipe in the world to you

PointZerom:
It happened last week. That police woman is always there with her deadly tribal mark not Afonja type collecting #100 from all commuter buses including Keke napep. The man she is holding is not a conductor but a passenger in the bus she stopped to collect bribe. When the conductor couldn't give her, she ordered them to park. This man got angry and started making video of them, the police woman rushed him and start dragging him to surrender his phone with which he was making the video.

Now she has seen enough video

But the guy sef no jasi,,,,how you go dey video sensitive matter like mumu,such things are better done codedly from a safe distance.
He was lucky,this time it was a useless police woman wey the guy for punch for eye and vanish,( but he didn't) next time he should go and video Sonja like mumu,,nobody go tell am

IHEJIRIKAisBOKO:
Suddenly all the noise about biafra, referendum, restructuring etc has been exchanged for the celebration of the Supreme courts confirmation of Ahmed Makarfi as the authentic PDP chairman.

I even read one IPOB write Ahmad Makarfi is greater than nnamdi kanu. SMH

Are they mates before ?
Nnamdi Kanu is nothing but a glorified tout, a loose canon who would not have achieved the level of notoriety he currently has if the government of terrorist Buhari had obeyed the initial court judgement that freed him from detention

OP are you the first son of Liar MohaMAD ??
When I saw photos and video in your thread topic,I thought you had video and photos of Buhari together with Osinbajo

As the news editor of this NCAN news headquarters,let me dispatch one of my best hands to review the Sauce kid case,Dammy Krane case and this one to ascertain and confirm if something generic is going on here.

You born again ?

madridguy:
I'm sure the sleeping party " APC " will buck up now and get up from their sleep. Meanwhile, PDP will forever remain a toothless dog but we need them barking

Al Sherif can now port to APDA or APGA and give them small wahala too

Good job @ Supreme court. Justice for democracy.

God Bless Nigeria.

Booooooooooo shame on you

Luckylife:
may his gentle soul RIP. the world is bless to have you .

You too,read the article nahhh,Pastor Don Moen dey kamkpe

What was Rotimi Amaechi saying about people no longer shouting recession again
Companies are dying,they are talking of deaths now

Idiotic Amaechi

Buhari and his co idiotic meyatti allah cattle rearers won't like this one bit,but what can the dullard do about it NOTHING
This is Aliko Dangote talking AND when money talks,bullshit works

gawu1:
You are 25 years plus and your father's 60 years plus. Buhari just spent two years. If you know the maths you should know that your father is not telling you the truth each time he tries to apportion blame on who is responsible for his poverty and miserable life.

No no no no no
I am not 25 years .I am wayyyyyyy older than that,that was why your mother let me FVCK the hell out of her,since she has good taste of matured adults.
Also poverty ?? HahahahahahHa please give your mother some credit,you think she would let me FVCK her to pieces if I were poor.
Well let me also confess that I was the one that stole your girlfriend,,,mhhmmmm
Who did you think bought her the iPhone 7 she uses
Now small rat,quickly crawl back into that hole you emanated from before I lock you up and throw away the keys.

PapaBrowne:
Thank heavens!

I am not a fan of PDP right now, but in a democracy you need strong parties. APCs intention was to use Sheriff to kill the PDP in other for it to run a one party state. That would have been the worst thing that would happen to the country given the terrible performance they've recorded.

Victory for democracy!

Very true,very objective and very balanced.

Meanwhile

Buhari don fall on Sherrif ooooo

MadCow1:
Nice job by the Fabricator.

But where is the loading point for the AK and how can that barrel on the revolver hold 15 rounds of 7.62mm NATO bullets?

The loading point of the AK must be that small looking magazine.That would be true as they only told us it hold 9mm gauge as opposed to the 7.62mm.They DID NOT tell us HOW MANY rounds of the 9mm the magazine can hold

Please what is slay queen

dedons:
Does it change the fact that he is a major sponsor of Boko haram?

He was only set free by his partners in crime.

Q.E.D

Can you come to my office in Port Harcourt and say this nonsense?

FirstCounsel:
Me an idiot? I knew it would come to this. Thanks a lot. Appreciated sir

Nooooooo not you.Sorry. I didn't see this earlier,would have explained accordingly
Na Murtala Mohammed be idiot jare

simplyhonest:
let's get this straight...
senators are not choices of governors. it is the electorate that choose a senator and if they don't want him, no amount of praises by pseudo governors will stop the process of a recall...

Go an recall him nahhhh
You guys should stop this delusion already.When the so called CCT trial of Bukola Saraki started,I recall how so many people here on nairaland were having premature ej.aculation and blabbed on and on about how Saraki was so gone from senate presidency,I simply told them it wasn't gonna happen .Today what is the reality.
Similarly I don't just want to go into the numerous encumbrances in a recall process especially as it pertains to Nigeria, I'll just go ahead and tell you what I told you in Sarakis case;

THE RECALL IS A PIPE DREAM THAT WILL NOT HAPPEN.PERIOD

urvillagepeoplee:
buhari or indiamie,I can't buy a 18yrs old car for 800k not to talk of 1m sef,even if it will take 3yrs for dollar to fall I will wait,my fore fathers didn't die of using legedis Benz wen most of dem trekked to mecca and Lagos not to talk of now wen we have public transport. to earn 10naira in 9ja isn't easy o.call me akagum if u like.

Very funny.LOL @ 18 years old car

UnknownT:
Na one of the things wey kill Etisalat be that oh The common man wey go patronise you no go patronise you because of Uti,Agu and Akpotha oh

It's true though.
How many people started using loya milk because of Don Jazzy

nwaanambra1:
buhari is a curse!

messed up everything just within a period of 2 years including his own life!

what a pathetic being!

See how Buhari fall on etisalat