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Crime › Re: Leader Of Imo Zenith Bank Robbery Arrested At Father's Funeral by Myself2(m): 5:20pm On Jun 11, 2017
Did the report say he jumped bail for armed robbery in 2016 shocked shocked shocked shocked
Is armed robbery a bailable crime huh
Celebrities › Re: I Got Married To Someone In Prison - Kemi Olunloyo Reveals by Myself2(m): 2:17pm On Jun 11, 2017
in fact wetin consignnnn me
Politics › Re: Number Of Months Of Outstanding Salaries Owned By State Governments by Myself2(m): 4:03pm On Jun 07, 2017
OP

It's OWED not OWNED

Which bush primary school did you attend ??
Politics › Re: Victoria Island Garden City Flooded After Hours Of Rainfall In Lagos Today (Pics by Myself2(m): 10:23am On Jun 07, 2017
GoldCircle:
After all the "I don't go to the mainland" effizzy. Hahahaha. Who be fool? Na now you go know say Akute better pass vgc. 'I live on the island'. Island ko; oasis ni.

Modafuking wannabes!
Hater
Keep wallowing in your penury, don't double your hustle make you for upgrade,be there celebrating poverty

Shiorr yeye dey smell
Celebrities › Re: Dammy Krane Is Out Of Jail After Meeting His Requirement That Was Set At $7,500 by Myself2(m): 10:14am On Jun 07, 2017
Nbote:
Enemies?? Wetin exactly enemies do am? Ppl shld call a spade a spade and stop celebrating crime.. Here's a report from the d jet company.. We jus worship our so called celebrities so much becos of d fake lifestyles dey flaunt forgetting most of dem can barely account for it.

Tapjets, the private jet service which Dammy Krane allegedly swindled​,​ has revealed how the said fraud was detected.
Dammy Krane had paid Tapjets with a stolen credit card for their service, leading to his arrest in Miami on Friday.
He was arrested alongside an accomplice, Chukwuebuka.
Head of Flight Safety and Security for Tapjets, Mr Konstantin, said “He (Dammy Krane) uses Samsung Galaxy 7, and messages did not come from that phone.
”​However, that same phone was used to place the online order with credit card that does not belong to him​.
“​Same phone was used to register multiple accounts trying to buy with different cards until one finally worked. However, names did not match to zip codes etc.”
The company revealed that Dammy’s accomplice, Chukwuebuka also tried to purchase flight on another phone with yet another card.

“Total of five cards in an hour till one worked. We are 100 percent confident that our app was on that phone and order was placed via T-Mobile network from cell tower located in Miami area,” Konstantin continued.
“We have coordinates of cell tower and proof that they took a car from that area to Opalacka airport. That’s where the arrest took place.”
Tapjets said it is not proud about the incident, but it wants others to think twice before stealing from companies.
“Technology is very sophisticated and being an airline, we have access to the latest. I hope you can help in spreading the message that we are not on a witch hunt,” the official told Instablog.
Men if this is true then I'm afraid the jury is gonna convict him.So sad,at least he could sing,,,,why breaking the law just to live a fake lifestyle SMH
Politics › Re: Osinbajo: Corrupt Officials Funding Anti-government Media War by Myself2(m): 5:17am On Jun 06, 2017
Please who knows where the corrupt officials are cos I know a lot of frustrated,disappointed,betrayed and angry Nigerians that would love to be funded with data,airtime and a little meal ticket so they can tell Osunbade,the ear blocked dullard and Liar Mohammed a piece of their mind
Crime › Re: Chibuihe Obi Who Was Kidnapped Regains Freedom (Photos) by Myself2(m): 5:11am On Jun 06, 2017
Blood of Nebuchanezzar shocked shocked shocked
Once an act has been criminalizes by the state,it becomes a crime,so such term as gay right is actually an aberration and any idiot openly canvassing for it ought to be arrested,tried under the relevant laws and sent to gaol.
It's like someone coming out to say he is a robbery rights activist or kidnap rights activist............This has been the problem of Nigeria; so many laws against so many crimes,but not enough will for enforcement.
Rubbish
Celebrities › Re: Orezi And Onyeka Onwenu Give Their Opinion On Ladies Shaking Butts In Videos by Myself2(m): 5:07am On Jun 06, 2017
Who or what is Orezi for his opinion on a very sensitive issue that borders on morality and dignity of women to be weighed side by side with that of a very matured woman as Onyeka Onwenu,that's an insult.
Orezi my foot. It's better to ask a drunkard whether it's right or wrong to be a drunkard than to ask something called Orezi whether it's right or wrong to recklessly portray women as sex objects in music videos.
Politics › Re: Hadizatu Mustapha Appointed Registrar Of Supreme Court by Myself2(m):
Flyingngel:
Sheriff i see u. Wehdone oo
In 2018 , Sherrif will be totally unraveled and abandoned as by then most PDP office holders would have completely subsumed themselves under the umbrella of their new political arrangement
NYSC › Re: 3 Corpers In Benue Found Missing Money & Returned It,NYSC DG Did This 4 Them by Myself2(m): 6:11pm On Jun 04, 2017
Where are our NCAN correspondents, are they all on leave today huh
Politics › Re: "No One Can Point At A Single Lie From Me" - Lai Mohammed by Myself2(m): 6:05pm On Jun 04, 2017
wawappl:
No One Can Point At A Single Lie From Me- Lai Mohammed: This statement itself is a lie. these pls no dey fear God
Exactly
Crime › Re: Chibuihe Obi, Gay Activist Kidnapped By Homophobes In Owerri by Myself2(m): 5:47pm On Jun 04, 2017
Wetin consign us thick-brained humans if the mbeku loss,let them ask his fellow sodomists
Sports › Re: Messi May Be More Talented But Ronaldo Is Simply A Better Player by Myself2(m): 5:45pm On Jun 04, 2017
Mexico09:
In as much I am Barcelona fan I think Cr7 is a great goal scorer while Messi is a great dribbler.
And this Madrid team coupled with their coach is wey better than Barcelona's this season.
Barcelona fans,stop deceiving yourself,see your honest grin grin colleague above stating the obvious.
Ronaldo is batter than Messi,period.
He has proved himself over and over again in different competitions,in different leagues and on different stages both at club and national level.
Whereas the ONLY place Messi shines is with Barcelona in Spain,I wonder what will happen to him,if he were to play in another league,he will surely wane into a little obscurity
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Changes His Haircut Again by Myself2(m): 5:37pm On Jun 04, 2017
I hate tattoos angry angry
And I hate bleaching even more,especially when the bleaching now seems to make the tattoos more prominent
IMPO I don't think his new look adds anything positive to his status,his hard work is what is giving him all the limelight and good cheques, I just hope dude doesn't derail and suffer shipwreck by reason of a bad lifestyle choice cos he's really worked so hard in the last three years especially
Politics › Re: Dr. Ismaila Farouk Blasts Osinbajo; Says He’s No Saint by Myself2(m): 5:31pm On Jun 03, 2017
Timijo:
Who asked this mallam now? Antagonist!
Anyway, I am angry with nairalanders. Today is my birthday and I did not get up to 10 likes.
C'mon, show your brother some love.
Happy birthday man
Don't be angry with nairalanders,too much ish going on in the polity that nairalanders got no chill and no time to check birthday sections
Happy buff day all the same,hope you're having a great one
Politics › Re: Dr. Ismaila Farouk Blasts Osinbajo; Says He’s No Saint by Myself2(m): 5:28pm On Jun 03, 2017
tooth4tooth:
Where is Zamfara huh huh huh huh huh Who is Farouk huh huh huh huh huh What is elite about him huh huh huh huh
Zamfara is the name of one dirty joint where they sell sour burukutu
Farouk is the chief tombo and burukutu seller there
He is elite because he also doubles as the chief drunkard who drinks himself to stupor every other day
Career › Re: TVC Explains Sack Of 145 Staff by Myself2(m): 5:19pm On Jun 03, 2017
KingGBsky:
don't worry I will be the one to sponsor your sense surgery.
Surgeries are too expensive for broke ass zombies like you, else you'd have got one for yourself
Career › Re: TVC Explains Sack Of 145 Staff by Myself2(m): 11:12am On Jun 03, 2017
KingGBsky:
what is this one saying?
Sorry I can't break it down into your vernacular,after all I wasn't the one that made you a dullardic zombie tongue tongue
Career › Re: TVC Explains Sack Of 145 Staff by Myself2(m): 7:39am On Jun 03, 2017
ThiefNubuu is no longer impressed with their work as they no longer abuse Jonathan everyday,so they've become boring......or could it be the fact that they alired part of the botched APC local govt primaries in which ThiefNubuu told the rest APC candidates to forget about their ambition that he has written down a list of his zombies that will be local govt chairmen and the people protested huh I'm sure it's one of the two,either way congrats to the sacked workers,your god has just shown you part of his real colour
Sports › Re: Real Madrid Players Arrive Cardiff For UCL Final (Photos) by Myself2(m): 9:41pm On Jun 02, 2017
Lemonade01:
The biggest mistake Zidane can make tomorrow is starting Bale ahead of inform Isco. Although I hope the old lady wins it for this man smiley
No sentiments in football dude.
Real Madrid to win to create the first back to back record
Travel › Re: Nigeria’s Private Jet Owners Spend N30bn On Maintenance Annually by Myself2(m): 8:01am On Jun 01, 2017
Why are you complaining, we the private jet owners are not complaining.Please allow us enjoy our money
Travel › Re: Osinbajo Gives LASG Go-ahead To Reconstruct Lagos Int’l Airport Road by Myself2(m): 8:59pm On May 31, 2017
kpaofame:
One would think Fashola will fast-track a project of such magnitude considering He was the former Lagos Governor...but alas all he can do is to make mouth....
'A serious govt will fix power in 6 months'...this is 24months and counting


Fashola fall hand undecided undecided undecided
The biggest mistake Ear-blocked dullard Buhari made was appointing Fashola into those three ministries of work,power and housing,he should just have created a ministry of flower planting and sent Fashola there,since all he did in Lagos was plant flowers
Politics › Re: Yahaya Bello Distributes Bags Of Rice & N1000 To Kogi Residents (Pics) by Myself2(m): 9:13am On May 31, 2017
A disgrace and disservice to the youths and younger generation
Politics › Re: EFCC Seizes George Turnah's House At 2A9 CITEC Estate, Abuja(photos) by Myself2(m): 9:09am On May 31, 2017
raker300:
Efcc and media trials...nonsense

This guy will soon sue them too...like the others
Another media higidybigidy that will snowball and explode in the faces of the EFCC scumbags when Mr Turner sues them to court
Celebrities › Re: Chigul Chioma Omeruah: "I Married As A Virgin At 33” by Myself2(m): 9:00am On May 31, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
A ga-aju onyehuh grin
I've always thought this girl was a transvestite.

The person who deflowered her really tried.
A 33-year old's hymen needs a drill or concrete nail to puncture.


Her husband also tried...
Imagine waking up to that voice every morning or even hearing her moan in that voice undecided

Scary I believe embarassed
Now this has got to be the wickedest and cruelest posts I've seen on nairaland.

Choii, bia nwanna ke chill gi huh
Travel › Re: Satellite Images Of Ibadan by Myself2(m): 8:55am On May 31, 2017
This is not Ibadan, please where are the BROWN ROOFS huh huh huh huh
Politics › Re: Chaplain: Lagos CAN Backs Ambode, Says Sack In Order by Myself2(m): 8:48am On May 31, 2017
micmond:
Sir! what the CAN exco's came out to do did not in anyway dispel any lies rather they succeeded in putting more people in confusion as to what exactly lead to the sacking of the Chaplin. Who and what are they afraid?
That's your interpration, not mine and a lot of other people's
Crime › Re: Naval Officers Attack Calabar Police Station by Myself2(m): 8:37am On May 31, 2017
What kind of madness is this.
Police see your life huh?
Three gbosa to all the generals and fighters of the liberation forces in the Niger Delta aka militants ; the only group that the Nigerian navy fears
Politics › Re: Jacobson Nbina Barineka's Uncle & His Gateman Assassinated (Graphic Pics) by Myself2(m): 8:29pm On May 30, 2017
Could this be the handiwork of Amaechi's new cult group.
God is watching you all
Politics › Re: Police Arraign Whistle-Blower Over False Information On Ekweremadu's House by Myself2(m): 8:27pm On May 30, 2017
Ezenwammadu:
When Ekweremmadu said this some heediots abused him

Useless lying propaganda government
So Ekweremadu was right when he raised alarm,,hmmm
Politics › Re: I Still Want To Rule Nigeria – Donald Duke by Myself2(m): 8:25pm On May 30, 2017
Someone please tell that impostor called Duke that he doesn't have what it takes to be president of Nigeria.

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