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BobbieZion:
1.) Data analysis
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Why not look into organizing classes for people who want to learn data analysis?

Gosh, when I hear neighbor's or acclaimed witnesses story I go ah ah this boy is bad bad bad and then I read news paper account of the story from the boys mouth I go hmmmm maybe its bad luck that befell him. I dont know what to  think anymore let the police do their job fast. A simple check would tell if girl was despoiled or had sex just before death. If she was strangled and then hung if she was tortured or beaten etc. That is, if Nigerian government has facility sha cos most of them prefer to buy 18k torchlight and build 1million bucks toilet.
I guess we cant sit in our homes and know what truly happened in the guy's room that day except his so called friend squeals and even that would be friend's word against his.

Guys stop doing small girls biko. Even if he escapes the murder charge he will still face rape and sexual asult of a minor even kidnap if she was living with him and if she had people that could press charges.

sweetguy10:
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Whenever you hear the word suicide you should know that the party Involve is depressed , frustrated beyond breaking point . Can't you read or have you smoke your weed again ni " She was seen with the guy minutes before the incident smiling together" In as much as I believe this is a Lie , it's a known fact that they both had a quarrel . No Nigerian be it orphan , homeless , adult or youth will ever think of suicide as the next solution to whatever problem bothering them , Then you should that foul play is involved by who ?? No one knows . Her close friend( A guy ) is in my basketball team and he is close the girl's sister so I know whatever I am talking about . Somehow the news was twisted , your not reading the complete thang so [b]shut your trap or post whatever miserable comment you want to and get off here , [/b]

What did expo do to you now that you quickly insult him? He said tell him how to know how people that want to commit suicide behave so he can watch out for subtle signs when dealing with people and you are quick to insult. See your life? you don carry come here too. Change o.



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May her soul RIP. Waiting for police report to come out after investigation. I just hope they dont torture the guy to confess to a crime he probably did not commit sha. Maybe they had a quarrel he beat her up and then feeling all was lost she hanged herself who knows?

@TKB
end time child my father was sure worth all your family inheritance plus that of your children to come for ages. Messenger you said? Because your people wash toilet and bathroom for one higher institution take dey feed you before you become gang banger / drug dealer/419er no mean say people wey pass you una no dey this world o. Leave your small world and you will find that people exist outside your ghetto. Like I said I will not eat from the gutter like you by calling your parents names open yours and spew out all the $hite you"ve got there. I think I tell you say I pass you. You condescending . People like you in the old testament who do not regard parents would have been sold into slavery. Your own family must be shaking heads now after reading your post your father would definitely say my son I did not bring you up this way. Ako ogba like you.

@Tosinaded and sweetguy

Una mama never still sell una carry money buy broom dey keep house clean?

@ sweet guy

I can see the ART is working well for you. Spend your time wisely AIDS strikes fast. Now that the ART is holding you why not go make amends with those you offended?

sweetguy10:
Are you so drunk by the Urge to show urself that you mistakenly inserted my quote was I talking to you ? I was talking to the guvnar guy or are U so dumb that you can't read comments ?? what's your problem ? what will all your Lame E-bullying get you a useless satisfaction that you can abuse people or what Your mates are out there doing something worthwhile with their time u're here displaying how dumb you're . So all the praises don dey enter your head u wan pick on anybody Na so your popsy for house teach u ni

Mad dogs see how fast you guys bite? mr sweet guy just went rabid outa small misunderstanding with im closset partner tuberculosis kill boy (TKB) eiyaaa clean all the spit that poured out of your mouth while you were foaming and insulting . chei really mad dogs on the loose here .

Eyin okobo gbogbo alai ni tiju awom omo esu . E ma ku isokale ete o.

Like I said say una wear rags enter market no mean say all is lost .

E hen I am back where are those poo heads Tuberculosis kill boy alias TKB417 and all those idiots washed up from the gutter and picked up supporters of his? I am back as you know now not everyone sits in front of the computer waiting for maga to respond while they open their brains that stink like fermented yansh to think up insults . People like us take time off to work and earn decent pay. 

I hope you guys have learnt manners by now? Hopping to hear from you and forget about those she male insults of yours its stale news. At least she male better pass una wey dey get am from a$$es.

REPLY QUICKLY. Awon abirun dato dato adete omo.

Googles and TKB417 et al make una change ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo know your way no be curse I will keep saying it. I am even happy you inserted my reply sef cos I was wondering how to start retyping it after opening my account when  fear fear I dont do insults igoni go modify am say im no want bad record with im name as if una for fit flog am. I sure hope TKB417 sees it.

Thanks for saving me the stress.

Better to contract good manners through sex than to contact rudeness through a$$ sex you guys are doing now. FYI not every man and woman that are friends eff each other I am not like you that effs everything that has a hole in front or behind. Like I said I no dey fear face and I no dey give mumu them peace.

@ googles

I dont do MPD igonih is a friend and doesnt have time for nut cases like you I was using his account to check naira land as a matter of fact we are sitting together right now. I no dey fear face you hear.Igoni dey do let there be peace dey try to talk and see reason with monkey them if Igoni no wan to put people like TKB417 in their place I am more than ready to. So anything you gat to say say it to me MYSISI woman of substance wey no fear wowo faces like TKB417.

Still asking why igoni would modify the post self  una no fit flog am naw.  

I don talk am oooo make that serial killer/ assassin change his ways

@Googles

I did not say I wont insult anyone.
I said I am better trained than you and TKB and to point that fact out I will not insult the mothers of those that proudly call other peoples mothers love-peddlers. No, I wouldnt do that its one on one. Me and MAD people like you. If you think say your rags and dada give you ticket to insult peoples mothers here I will show you that a clean and neatly dressed person like me fit win person like you wey don dey craze for donkey years when it comes to gra gra. Anyway I if your kolo let you, try send me your people phone number make I give them direction to one baba wey dey cure mad people. The fact say you enter market no mean say your case no get solution.

@TKB417

If I call you omo alata or asawo penny penny sef it will be too much levels(Igbega) for you. Like I said the spunk that carried you would have been better of spilt on the dusty floor that very night. But sha the mistake has been made and  we have an im.becile to deal with so, lets face that problem now.
I will repeat myself again its unafrican to go about insulting peoples mothers unless you are not African or well brought up but refused to take the home trainning that your GOOD mother has been trying so hard to instill in you.
No dey wear rudeness for head like helmet e no dey pay anybody. CHANGE oooooooooo.
TKB417, TKB417, TKB417, eh  howmany times did I call you? change for the better and stop disrespecting people ok. Now back to the que where you stand to call customer and dont forget to wear rubber when getting it from the A$SS.


@TOSINADED

I like you too. JUst as much as you like me.

@ tosinaded

May God strike those hands of yours with LEPROSY,
carry those your craw craw claws and go type somewhere else.

TKB417

whats wrong with you self? ah ah you just go about insulting people.
I notice you said you are good at insulting mothers well good for you that's the result of  not spilling the spermatozoa on the floor.I wonder how a person will wear rudeness and disrespect proudly like an award that will propel his life upward for the better.
Congrats o I am sure rudeness will take you the the peak of your career. proudly calling people omo ale. Those who you are referring to did they mention that your mother had ale or that she was sleeping around? did they call you or your brothers ale?

There is nothing internet will not breed sha. I know you have foul and vile mouth but remember 2 can play that game bro but since I am well trained by my mother I wont go around insulting yours here and calling her derogatory names (I am better than and bigger than you in that field). Ako ogba.

But wait o, knowing how these politicians drive and flag other vehicles not in their convoy aside hoe did this taxi driver manage to hit GEJ's car. maybe he was stubborn or deaf? how come he did not give way for them big men to take their big wahala away? I just dont understand how it happened.

No need to worry if in the past your father gave contracts that were supposed to uplift the people he ruled to thieves who only chopped the money, you and me can take over all contract stuff and the people of the state your father is ruling will be happy cos we will get things done and your papa will not be seen as a thief but as the best governor of his time that brought light, good roads, water, good health care etc etc.That way he can chop and his people will chop too and you and I will also chop and every one will be happy

oh ok, I already sent you a mail not knowing you already answered my question here.

Naija cutiee email me too please ibsisi@yahoo.com I am interested in bags and shoes

@beautyline

please bear with me my computer couldnt open the file but my oga is working on it now as soon as its fixed I will let you know. But I opened the site throug this post and I saw that you have to order from the uk or so I want to know if you have distributors here in Nigeria where one could buy from?

Beautyline, please send me info about this beauty product to igonih@yahoo.com.

Na wa for una o. The guy is just trying to say Dstv now offers free to air channel. I for one am glad to have those channels with my dstv subscription cos I live in owerri where I can not get clear reception to the free channels offered by Dstv ordinarily on my TV. To those of you in Lagos who get satellite connection for 100 naira per month I rejoice with you only that you should realize the rest of Nigerian viewers outside Lagos don't have such access to cheap satellite TV that is good value for money.

@ bintab


See me see old man ke. Abeg help me laugh o.

na wife im for sell. Women sef.

Forencic detectives in the house.

Man- kike kilo se loni

Kike -mi se nkan kan e funmi lowo ounje ki e to jade mi de ti ta loni

Man- kilo mean by that she o ti jeun loni ni o je wankan funmi je

Kike- ani mi lowo se

Man- ri e o pe (quarell begins)

Landlords wives step in and man injures them landlord is called and cautions man about his behavior man says why do you keep supporting her every time we have quarrels like this? land lord says cos you were wrong try to change and be useful to your family. Man stabs landlord and case is brought to CSI nairaland our detectives just read the news without investigating says landlord must have been doing wife shikena.

@ Newest


Berra watch ya mouth o how can an old papa like you marry my sons wife to be . Did you not notice that I applied for her hand in marriage first? Abeg carry your gwongworo comot make my pickin park him hummer o jare. Dem dey find meat for pot pomo dey show face.

Yours
mysisi

She is short , she needs to add weight and,, and, and, , oh mysisi just forget it. Truth is, I am sooooooooo jealous right now. I want a daughter toooo.

HaPpY BiRtHdAY Dear.

Will you marry my prince? Dont worry, will post his photo later just say yes first.

why send you an sms when someone can easily Google it? Just type how to select sex of a baby or gender selection or how to conceive a boy or girl.

I had that same problem some years ago. My lips darkened and peeled constantly even when I don't apply anything till I found out that my lip gloss was the problem. I had to stop using it and just let my lips breathe. Now I am careful not to use the applicator in my lip gloss I just put some on my finger and apply so I don't breed bacteria from my lips in my gloss. And I take time to buy lip gloss any one I buy that seem to dry out my lips I quickly dump it or give it out. For now I use joy lip gloss and its perfect for my lips. don't always wear lip gloss as this will make your lips depend on the gloss use lip gloss only when you want to go out or sparingly.

Dear doctor a friend of mine has fever and she is vomiting too she just told me she has pain in her neck and she is feeling cold. I told her to go see a doctor but she says its probably malaria or typhoid and is doing self medication please what do you think is wrong with her?

@ MOBO444

Omo, kehinde don hear now, she don agree to stay naija as long as your uncle money dey flow reach her. Anyway as long as kehinde and mobo uncle don agree to this plan I see no reason why we should complain.
Kehinde want money, mobo uncle want ikebe for naija anytime im land here and also ikebe wey go bring legal children so in the end everyone is happy.

Cool

Looks to me like they are cooking in large scale rather than throwing food away in the first photo while the second photo looks like they are eating from a big pot. Besides if that food was sent to Africa our corrupt leaders will steal it and the poor masses will still go hungry.

Awwww lost mine 2 months ago. While she was with us she brought smiles and frowns to our faces but I guess that is what mothers are for they make us smile when they do our biding and make us frown when they dont. I really miss her and my dad too. weeeeeeeeeen sniff sniff.

Pure 419 mugu that's what he is. Its the classic check fraud they send you fake check ask you to keep some of the money and send the rest to them and some days latter you are told to refund the money cos the check was fake but by then the 419er has escaped leaving you to clean the mess.