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Religion / Re: Why Sex Videos Would Lead Many Souls To Hell by Mytoto(m): 1:37pm On Apr 24, 2022
JoeEeL:
I am tired of fools.

The south is facing existential threat, some idiots only think of fictional hell and heaven. No wonder they are wiped off.


No mind them jare. Hell fire this hell fire that.

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Religion / Re: Why Sex Videos Would Lead Many Souls To Hell by Mytoto(m): 1:35pm On Apr 24, 2022
inoki247:
lol so in one word you're saying hellfire candidates will skyrocket cause this generation like anythingsex...


if care isn't taken self people will be lapping dem sef in hellfire wen space no dey again undecided undecided


Hellfire ke. Who still dey preach about hellfire.
Romance / Re: She Gave Me Gonorrhea Should I Dump Her? by Mytoto(m): 9:51am On Apr 24, 2022
You no dey embarrassed to Bleep com tell us for NL but you dey embarrassed to spell penis correctly. grin

Don't worry my bro, God will help you. Happy Sunday.
Romance / Re: Does Sex Actually Reduce One's Grace And Favor? by Mytoto(m): 3:12pm On Apr 23, 2022
lecowas:


Yes u're right, that's why Elon musk is so poor and can't even hold on to a woman because he flirts around. Indeed, that's why Bill gate is so wretched and his wife had to divorce him because he cheating with most of his staffers, Jeff Bezos, Football players, Musicians, Actors, producers and all other poor people that were known to flirt a lot.

Issokay, continue! undecided


grin no mind dem jare na mumu dey worry dem.

For the record, my people your life is in your hands.
Romance / Re: He Doesn't Have A Job But Wants To Date. by Mytoto(m): 1:28pm On Apr 23, 2022
Me sef dey find rich woman wey go marry me.

What a man can do, a woman can do better. grin

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Family / Re: Which Bills Do You Hate Paying The Most? by Mytoto(m): 8:57am On Apr 23, 2022
QuinModah:
shocked


grin na true nau
Romance / Re: Gracious Paradise: Sex Tapes Of Pastor John Paradise Daughter Leak Online by Mytoto(m): 8:09am On Apr 23, 2022
OVB123:
I ask again "What is our society turning into?" why are female folks becoming wayward? A whole pastor daughter. Sodom and gommorha didn`t do worst than this ooo. God help us.



What are you even talking about. grin

All these atrocities na things wey dey happen for our neighborhood everyday but na jus few people dey know.

But nowadays internet/social media don dey carry diz matters com our dormot.
Politics / Re: Orji Kalu: At 62, I'm Happy I Gave My All To Abians As Governor by Mytoto(m): 2:58pm On Apr 22, 2022
Amphibians.
Family / Re: Which Bills Do You Hate Paying The Most? by Mytoto(m): 2:57pm On Apr 22, 2022
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Crime / Re: NDLEA, DSS Burst Abuja Cannabis Party, Stop Launch Of 'Dead Man's Fingers' Drink by Mytoto(m): 8:03am On Apr 22, 2022
CandyOps:
I'm 12 days clean today. Sunday will make it 2 weeks of no smoking.
No THC in my blood. No carbon monoxide in my lungs. No carrying of lighter upandan.

No more unnecessary extremely high libido.
No more munchies. No more red eyes like say Apollo de catch me.

12 days clean after steady daily blazing for about 4 straight years. Make una help me thank God �


People don't change they only take a break. Baba na break u dey so, u go soon resume grin

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Career / Re: Am I About To Take A Wrong Decision? by Mytoto(m): 6:28pm On Apr 20, 2022
It all depends on how much you earn as a school teacher and I wouldn't want to ask if you love being a teacher.
Romance / Re: Farewell Sex (With Ex) Is Foolishness Taking Too Far by Mytoto(m): 8:38am On Apr 19, 2022
blackboy:
It happens for real. I blame the guyz to who want chop another guyz babe. We keep blaming the gals what about us guyz who like putting our hard inside every wet hole. See as a guy set an example here how he rejected his babe who was about to marry someone else


True talk baba. At some point, we gat to cut some of these ladies some slack.

Niggas can fvck anything!!

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Romance / Re: Farewell Sex (With Ex) Is Foolishness Taking Too Far by Mytoto(m): 8:28am On Apr 19, 2022
PalmsInTheSky:
My girlfriend asked "When are we getting married?". I responded "Do you really think we should get married now?, We still have some time on our side". I thought that was all until this madam bought me her IV and told me she's getting married in two months time, I just shock but knowing I have nothing to lose, I shook it off and faced my hustle. At the onset of Ramadan, she forwarded related messages to me to forgive her and at least be a friend all of which I denied, I denied even farewell sex after telling her we can never be friends. I don't do slave shit to pussy, you either be with me or buzz off.


You be man.
Romance / Re: I Caught My Fianceé Cheating The Second Time. by Mytoto(m): 7:11pm On Apr 18, 2022
emmanuellex:
Hi guys. Please I need your advice.
About 3 years ago I found out she was in my friends house while she told me she was going back to her family after visiting me in my school.

I hacked into her WhatsApp messages due to my suspicions with how she often keeps her phone from me and I saw the chat between she and my friend telling him that she missed her period.

I love her so much and I decided to let go due to her statement about what she did was because I also cheated on her with a friend of hers. There was no evidence that I ever did such.

Everything was going fine until this year 2022 when I discovered she’s doing thesame with another guy.

Please I need your advice.



I jus dey pity you so. Boss up with your time bro. Let bitches be.
Religion / Re: No Black Man Will Go To Heaven - Prophet Agya Dan (Video) by Mytoto(m): 7:53pm On Apr 17, 2022
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I always imagine heaven to be a boring place. If at all e dey exist me for no like go der.

Open your eyes people. This heaven and hell shit are used as a tool to keep people in check.
Romance / Re: The Silent Pain Of The Husband by Mytoto(m): 6:55pm On Apr 17, 2022
Idaytesj29:


Yes, I couldn't believe this was coming from her.

She said the plain truth.


Hahaha. Me shock sha, big ups to @Madamvanessa great writeup.

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Politics / Re: NDLEA Arrests 7, Intercepts Cocaine Consignments At Lagos, Abuja, PH Airports by Mytoto(m): 3:45pm On Apr 17, 2022
Igbo amaka.

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