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GlorifiedTunde:
Mayflower Secondary School Ikenne.

What set?

PastorandMentor:
I know her. She is my neighbor. I know the story.

Imagine! Lets even assume she is truly your neighbour. Do you think you are being fair to her by writing this as the headline.

It's her personal life, learn to respect that.

#oversabi people#smh.

You berra grow up.

Ladies be honest with yourselves in answering. let’s do a quick survey.

1?? Flowers VS Pizza & Cold stone. Which would you choose ? Pizza & Cold stone.

2?? 4 Birthday Romantic cards VS N4,000 recharge cards.. which would you choose ? 4 Birthday Romantic cards

3??Picnic in Alausa Park with sandwiches &juice VS Drinks at Quilox / Sip with small chops.. which would you choose ? Picnic in Alausa Park with [/b]sandwiches &juice

4?? [b]iPhone Vs Candle light dinner with violin or piano serenade.. which would you choose ? iPhone

5?? N200, 000 Vs A trip to Obudu cattle ranch. A trip to Obudu cattle ranch.

6?? A beautiful Painting of yourself Vs a Designer Bag or Shoe A beautiful Painting of yourself

TRADELYN:
Amen!
To me, there is no point advising couple on this so that they don't come back to blame you when things go bad. They are quick to forget that marriage is for better or worse.
Even the rate at which guys turn to gold diggers today is alarming!

As in ehn... It is well with them o

TRADELYN:
You have stated the bitter truth, but sadly, they will say this epistle is so broke guys.

I still wonder...I just wonder why a man would choose his wife based on beauty, wealth, while women would choose their men based on his health, job and after wedding, they wonder why there is no genuine LoVe between them.

No, Love is not dead. Our greed makes it seems so!

..

Absolutely true.. God will help them

SEX, LOVE AND VIRGINITY!!!

A lot of girls complain that guys walk away from them simply because,they refused giving them sex,some are even tempted to give away their virginity just to keep the guys�

- Let_me_be_very_blunt_here...�
Virginity may not be the real reason why the guys go away, yes, no doubt, there are several guys who want sex, and if they don't get it, they walk away...�

The problem may not be the virginity or the sex...�

The story of the Ten virgins in the Bible reveals that both the wise and the foolish were virgins; the other Five were not allowed seeing the bridegroom not because they were virgins or because they lost their virginity...

NO! But because they were foolish and they were called foolish because they had no EXTRA_OIL �. And the EXTRA OIL here is CHARACTER!�

Most girls do not have extra oil to sustain any relationship, while many brag about their virginity, that's all they have to offer. �

Aside your virginity, what do you have to offer to a man?
- Can you support him spiritually?
- Can you support him physically?
- How about mentally?

All you do is demand money for bag �, shoes��, clothes ���, and outing, making him spend unnecessarily.

Have you ever sat him down, and you help him plan about his future?�

Has he ever seen you as someone he can confide in?�

How many times has he come being in a state of dilemma seeking advice from you?�

Rather than jumping from one club to another. ��

And for the virgins, they forget that virginity ends after the wedding, but EXTRA OIL continues...

Yes... Nobody is perfect...
We all have our bad sides...
BUT...
Try to be a woman that a man will always regret losing for the rest of his life...

Be that woman that your man can never afford to lose to another man �.

Build your man to your taste...
And stop looking for a ready made husband ���.

* Force yourself on that rich dude that you didn't work with to achieve what he has...,
And hear the story of your life from him one day ���.
- Did You Work With me to achieve all I've got?
- Ever since you've entered this house... What has added to what you met?

* Note:
- There's just nothing as best as building up your man yourself, and you will forever earn his respect ✌✌✌.

I hope this piece of advice is useful to all singles and married? �

CC: Browny_odion

tonyx4x44:
I subscribe to this your thought process.

If yes, what is the way out?

I feel you should just keep on reaasuring her and help her boost her self confidence back.

Let her know u love her d way she is and that you both looks cute together.

Its funny how u all blame the girl..

I guess when d relationship started she didn't realise how awkward both of dem will be not until now.

Guess dats d reason for her complaint not because she has another guy somewhere

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Okay. Thanks.

JideSM:
Hi MzDeeb, you will be required to purchase a welcome back sim @ N150 and specified amount of airtime (optional). Secondly, the happy hour call service (Mid-night call) is no longer available. However, you can enjoy Night Browsing from 12am to 4am daily @ N25 by texting Night to 131 on MTN Pulse ONLY. Regards

@JIDESM.. Please kindly reply

Thanks.

MzDeeb:
Hello,

Please i would like to ask how much will retrieval of my lost sim cost me?

Secondly, is there a plan that allows midnight calls?

Hello,

Please i would like to ask how much will retrieval of my lost sim cost me?

Secondly, is there a plan that allows midnight calls?

Na wao.. Smh..

maxiuc:
Fulani herdsmen don't know old it young as far there is hole they are in with it

I'm glad i did. Thanks.

SOLMICHAEL:
I so much like your last witticism. You just inspired me!!

What sort of animalistic behaviour is this? Heartless set of people.

What in this world will make a guy get turned on at the sight of a 72 year old woman, to the extent of raping her.

Surely, some guys are being controlled by their manhood not brain.

Some Guys are just basically heartless... How do they even have erection during a forceful act sef.?


This act of rape must stop! Haba!

Awwww....I'm super happy for her.

On this particular day some years back.. she might probably have brooded over the fact that she doesn't have a hubby nor children yet at that time.

But Alas! Today, she has not only found Love, God has also blessed her with the fruit of the womb(I saw a pic of her recently with baby bumps)

For those waiting on God for such great thing and even much more blessings than hers... I urge you all not to relent in your prayers.. The set time to favour you is near...

You shall be celebrated very soon.

Happy birthday Jenny Baby .

Jenny Baby... Happiest birthday to you.

You are definitely an inspiration to younger ladies.. Full of vigor, creativity, tenacity and intelligence........

I'm happy you are celebrating this day with Joy(Esp..Baby Bumps ).

May you deliver safely in Jesus Name.

There is definitely light at the end of the tunnel for everyone. If only we won't give up on God.

#PEACE

Area Boys!!! At times, their level of reasoning baffles me.

Always overreacting and behaving like they possess Lagos state..Mtcheww. That's why i avoid them like plaque. .

Maybe the victim went to settle fight or was just an onlooker who was unfortunate to receive a stone on his head that led to his death.

Hmmm..I pray we will never be a victim of circumstance in Jesus Name.

May the soul of the departed rest in peace.

Well, i really do not see anything wrong in it.

My pal (Male) uses my toothbrush whenever he comes around.

Basically, if i am comfortable with someone. I wouldn't have any problem sharing with d person except if i don't like the person though.

Kingcesar:
Nah so my department waka come tell us say them done invite davido come our award nite. Only to see one upcoming artist wey e name nah david Okonkwo for stage. I vex meet our dep. president nah the guy tell me say the stage name nah david-o. Yeye skul party

Hahhaha.. My belle o..

So funny.. Chai.

David- O..

boss1310:
good now I have an acceptable excuse to snap pictures with you

boss1310:
the way Chidimma takes pix with male celebrities you will think she is dating all of them.

That's because she has a petite stature.. It's always easy for guys to just wrap their hands around you.. Likewise for girl, who when wrapped has to cuddle up to dem as well. �

Most girls with petite stature go through that almost all the time. #At least i do anyways #

I see you sis..

Where are all my FIN sis.. We are surely going places.

FIN is here to stay

darbeelicous:
@mzdeeb...... These two just came back from shoprite...... Lolz.

Awww.. Dey look so cute. I am a twin as well and i am always filled with joy when i see identical twins too.

Indeed God is great..

Please post pictures of Nigerian twins na.. Lets celebrate ours as well.

[b]HOLD THY FORT!

Ho, my comrades, see the signal,
Waving in the sky!
Reinforcements now appearing,
Victory is nigh.

"Hold the fort, for I am coming,"
Jesus signals still;
Wave the answer back to heaven,
By thy grace we will."

See the mighty host advancing,
Satan leading on,
Mighty men around us falling,
Courage almost gone!

"Hold the fort, for I am coming,"
Jesus signals still;
Wave the answer back to heaven,
By thy grace we will."

See the glorious banner waving,
Hear the trumpet blow!
In our Leader's name we'll triumph,
Over every foe.

"Hold the fort, for I am coming,"
Jesus signals still;
Wave the answer back to heaven,
By thy grace we will."

Fierce and long the battle rages,
But our help is near,
Onward comes our great Commander,
Cheer, my comrades, cheer.

"Hold the fort, for I am coming,"
Jesus signals still;
Wave the answer back to heaven,
By thy grace we will."

I don't see it as a right to collect transport fare from a male friend i go visit. When its not like it was written in d constitution.

Iif we go out together.. I pay our t. Fare. Though he frowns at it. But then again i always do explain to him that there's nothing there.. Not like i have excess money.. But to me its just common sense.. We should just learn to be considerate. Just because he is a guy doesn't mean he should bore all my expenses.

Yes, they do.. i have a very close friend who is 30years and haven't had sex before.

buygala:
No...we don't dislike you


We dislike your fakeness and Deborah-like attitude .....if you had been a little bit more real and less dubious, you would have been our poster girl....for some time at least

And yes...some girls hated that you were much cuter than they are or can ever be ......Some even hated your long hair ....Some even hated that your breasts are still so gallant when theirs have been fallen heroes even before their 18th birthday ..... So they stirred up their boyfriends as well as their felllow ladies to hate you as well.....

So yes....a bit of body envy from your fellow ladies helped to fuel the hate.

I agreed to your point.. But not when u said girls were envious of her boobs.. That's not true.. For your information... She had a breast implant.. She said so herself.. .

The only reason why i feel people didn't really like her was of her attitude... That's all.

Swissheart:
I see you Sis. Copy copy op

I see you sis... Don't mind the Op. She couldn't even give credit to the source.

BaesDiary:
There was this hot looking guy I had eyes for in my area. He buys recharge card from my mom every evening, on his way back from work. He came to patronize as usual, and I was so happy when he started talking to me. He asked if that was my mom's shop and all that. Initially, I pretended I wasn't really into him, but later, I had to let my guard down.

So, he asked if I would accompany him to a friend's wedding, trust me I did not hesitate to say yes. On this fateful day, he came to pick me at home. We headed out to his friend's place to pick him, so we would all go to the reception from there.

While he drove, he gisted me about his crazy colleagues who collect  phone numbers from random girls in the banking hall, and they end up not calling them because of their busy work schedules and all that. He told me of how this particular girl came to the bank to harass his colleague for standing her up on their first date. Suddenly, from no where, my stomach started rumbling. I thought it wasn't serious until gas built up in my system. I had to adjust my bumbum, a bit to a side, and prayed that the fart would not make noise, neither should it smell. The fart cooperated , it came gently, and the moving wind quickly nullified the smell.


Seconds later, my stomach rumbled again, and I felt like visiting the toilet. Beads of sweat already formed on my forehead, as I was really feeling pressed. I was no longer enjoying the conversation. My laughter was quickly replaced by a plastic smile. He noticed and asked if I was fine. I told him all was all good. I asked if we were close to his friend's house. Luckily for me, we got there five minutes later.

By that time, the poo was already at the tip of my anus. Immediately we got to his friend's place, I asked if i could use the toilet. His friend asked if i wanted to pee or poo. I told him I wanted to pee and he showed me the rest room. I entered and released all the stored poo. After this, I felt comfortable. Then, I flushed the toilet, but my poo decided not to go down. That was the day I knew poop can defy gravity. The more I try to flush, the more the poo rose up. At a point, the poo from the WC begin to spill. I was like 'kuku kill me now'.

Emmy came to knock and asked if I was fine. I was ashamed and dumbfounded. There was no rag or any piece of clothing in sight in the toilet to clean up the mess. And by that time, the poo had really spilled all over. I opened the toilet door, as Emmy won't stop knocking. His friend came around when he noticed the incessant knocking from him. I wished the ground opened up. His friend saw this and did not take it lightly.

"But girl, I asked you if you wanted to pee or poo, and you said you wanted to pee," he said. "The toilet is not good for poop. The plumber is coming to fix it tomorrow. We have been using our neighbor's flat since last week."

I was too ashamed to talk. See fine girl with all the fine dress and perfect make up embarrassed like this. Emmy and his friend got to work, see them packing my poo. We had to cancel going for the wedding reception. He drove me to my parents house in silence.

Not only did we not get to be in a relationship, but my mom also suffered for my incident, as he stopped buying recharge cards from her. It wasn't his fault, I  blame the evil vegetable soup I ate the previous night.


Source: http://www.baesdiary.com.ng/2017/04/heres-how-plate-of-vegetable-soup-can.html#more

Haba! You couldn't even do some editing before posting it. No one is saying you shouldn't write stories but it is wrong to copy someone else's story and claim it like it happened to you.

Moreover, it is against the rule of the group to share someone's story.

Be guided pls