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Intrepid01:
Internal auditors do not put control in place. In the 3 lines of defense, IA is the 3rd line of defense that provides assurance on controls put in place by Management around business operations. Please correct me if am wrong.

You need to understand this very well.

Internal Auditors evaluates and provides reasonable assurance that
the control in place are working effectively.

What we have are processes n procedures that process owners do
work with which is called the [SOP].

Which we then test to know if they are following it or if it needs review etc

Huw:
Recently recieved an offer to work in the Internal Audit departement of an MNC (Was posted to their PortHarcourt Subsidiary), I'll be resuming middle of April.
It's an entry level position and the pay is very okay for a start(Plus Accomodation).
I'll like to know what the career progression/advancement of an internal auditor is like in Nigeria.
Secondly, as a non-accounting graduate (Bsc. Statistics) how do I go about my ACCA certification?.
Any information will be appreciated.
Thanks.

As a statistics graduate.. You can still register for ACCA thats if you want a career development in Accounting field.

Go to their website www.accaglobal.com. Register as a student and upload all ur necessary documents to know if u are qualified for exemptions.

Note: tuitions are paid in pounds.

optimusmind:
Auditing is the independent examination of the financial statements of an entity with a view to make a report as to the trueness and fairness of the balances appearing therein and ensuring that such statement complies with statutory requirements. The person who makes this report is called an AUDITOR
Types of audit includes
1. Procedural audit
2. Vouching auditor.

Qualification of an auditor.
CAMA 2004 stipulates that to be appointed as an auditor, such a person must be a member of an accounting body in the county established by an act or Parliament.
These body includes
1. The institute of chartered accountants of nigiera (ican)
2. Association of National accountant (ANAN)
3. Association of Certified Chartered Accountant (ACCA)

Duties of an auditor.
The primary duty of the auditor is to make a report as to the accuracy of financial statement of companies. It his not his duty to prevent fraud and errors. Although this is considered a secondary objective.

The opinion of one of my professors, auditors are the real accountants.

.... I am still a student member of ICaN

I do not agree with your statement.

The primary duty is not to make a report as to the accuracy of financial statement. You are getting it all wrong. Auditing is an indepent

1. There are two types of Auditors- We have Internal and external Auditors. Your definition above apllies to external Auditors.

Internal auditing is an independent, objective assurance and
consulting activity designed to add value and improve an
organization's operations.


The scope of internal auditing within an organization is broad and
may involve topics such as an organization's governance, risk
management and management controls over: efficiency/effectiveness
of operations (including safeguarding of assets), the reliability of
financial and management reporting, and compliance with laws and
regulations.

Internal Auditors put a control in place to prevent or mitigate fraud. We also audit processes and procedures etc.


So, you see the difference btw the two.

BTW, I work as an Internal Auditor so i guess you know why I had to analyse it.

Waoh! This is so cute.

My dad is a twin and he gave birth to me[ a twin] and i pray God continues the trend of twins in my life also.

I know the blessings and favours that Twins get to enjoy cos i am a living witness.

Baba God.. Pls give unto me two sets of Identical twins in Jesus Name. [Amen]

WTF!

Did you actually write those bullshits....


Well, for your information. I DON'T N WILL NEVER MASTURBATE.


Hence, you are totally wrong in saying *All ladies masturbate. Speak for yourself alone. Mtcheww

folahade59@yahoo.ca

Coincidentally, today is my dad's posthumous Birthday. So, you can imagine how emotional this is for me.

I really wished he was alive. I never got the chance to tell how much i love him.. I wished i did that a lot when he was alive. Though he wasn't perfect, but he was such a great man with a good heart.

Most times, I pray my husband - to-be will possess most of his qualities. He is gentle, kind, Intelligent, Hardworking, caring, loving and generous to a fault. And he has got the most contagious and captivating smile ever. Hmmmm.

I studied Accounting because of him and it pains me that he isn't alive to see me being chartered and a successful accountant.

Dad, you left so soon. I wished you would see your darling daughter getting married.. I can imagine how happy you would have been on that day..

I felt telling my parents *I LOVE YOU* was kinda not necessary cos i am not a romantic n emotional person, but now i understand better.

For those that have got both parents alive, please change from this moment onward. Tell them how glad you are to have them as your parents, buy them gifts and always appreciate them. Tell them you love them.

Tomorrow might be too late. Don't be like me..

I know my dad is looking down right now and sees my heart.

Continue to rest in the bosom of God Dad. I LOVE N MISS YOU EACH N EVERY PASSING DAY.
XOXO

PoliticalThuG:
Buhari causes all this.. Bad roads everywhere.. He has not deemed it fit to repaire any bad road since last year.

Dull president

For your mind now, You have spoken intelligently...

Must you comment if all you have to say doesn't make sense.. Whats the corrrelation btw buhari and what happened?

Has he spent up to a year in Government? Aside that sef, the particular road the OP talked about is pot hole free

Not surprised by ur words though... Your name says it all.

God grant you wisdom.

Mr intelligent.

Hi.

1. How much is the price of the smoking kiln that can contain 100-200 fishes @ once? I need one of not more than 40k-50k.

2. How many kg of catfish do you advise i start with?

3. Whats the cost per kg of catfish in nigeria now.

4. Whats the cost of smoked fish in the market now?

5 Do you sell catfish as well apart from smoking kiln

I need to know these for cost analysis.

Thanks.

Expecting ur reply asap

[quote author=ayofag post=41294157][/quote]Hi.
Pls i am interested in buying the smoking kiln...
I want to start small.. 200 fishes per batches.
How much is it?
Does it uses gas n coal?
I don't have a farm now, can i use it in my compound.. Like my balcony?
If yes, hope the smoke won't disturb the neighbours.
Thanks.
Will be expecting ur response asap

Etranshub:
@mzdeeb

1. Yes you can start from your home with our kiln you can even use it indoors

2. Yes you can get one without charcoal but I won't advise that because charcoal gives the best taste and aroma of all power sources to smoked fish. Charcoal doesn't create that much mess if you manage it well

3. Yes the fish has to be alive and fresh before you deactive them and prepare for smoking to ensure quality taste

4. Yes you can,infact it's better to start small

Thanks for your response.. I appreciate.

God bless you

Nice concept though

You said the school just celebrated its 50th anniversary and this pics was taken 40 years ago.

Btw, this guys aint looking like a 10 year old in that pics. Try getting ur facts well OP before spreading false news.

Thanks

Hi OP., thanks for sharing your knowledge.

I have been interested in this business for a while now but do not know how to go about it.

My question are:

1. Is it possible to start from ur home. Like in your compound where u live?

2. If i can start in my house, can i get a smoking kiln that doesn't require charcoal. As the smoke will disturb the other tenants. I need a smoking kiln that uses gas or electricity and doesn't smell out..

3. Is the cat fish going to be live as the thought of it jumping n crawling on the ground creeps me?

4. Can i start with 200,000?

Thanks.. Hope to get a response from you.

GEJ2019:
Sad.

I blame it on Buhari.when he is alocatin 4billion to states house clinics,and just a few million Bucks fr polytechnics, Hw wud those heartless health attendant s nt Misbehave.

Your level of reasoning though! You must really think you have a High IQ with that statement. How on earth does that correlate with the OP's Statement?

Hmmm...That's sad though. RIP

Happy 60th anniversary to my Great Alma-Mata. A brief History of the school.

Mayflower School was founded by the late Tai and Sheila Solarin on 27th Jan.., 1956. The students wear a uniform styled after Tai Solarin's trademark apparel —simple khaki shorts and short-sleeve shirts. This applies to both male and female students.

Mayflower was the kind of school that combined academic excellence with moral and spiritual balance irrespective of your religion. Mayflower recognizes skills and talents. We had tens of clubs that cuts across almost of the types of talents/skills you can imagine. Clubs for shoe making, hunting, Boys Scout, dress making, horticulture, Electricians and the like. Fridays was the time for clubs back then.

Every student is taught the basics of rudimentary and mechanized
farming as part of a well rounded, self-sustaining education.

All our foods were planted and harvested by students. We have a pepper plantation, cassava farm etc..

You cannot go to Mayflower school and not be intelligent, smark, strong, determined, optimistic and successful.

LONG LIVE MAYFLOWER!!!
LONG LIFE ALL EX-MAYS!!!
LONG LIVE THE SOLARINS'!!

I am super proud to be an Ex-May... All Ex-Mays kindly rep the school with your S/N

Happy 60th anniversary to my Great Alma-Mata. A brief History of the school.

Mayflower School was founded by the late Tai and Sheila Solarin on 27th Jan.., 1956. The students wear a uniform styled after Tai Solarin's trademark apparel —simple khaki shorts and short-sleeve shirts. This applies to both male and female students.

Mayflower was the kind of school that combined academic excellence with moral and spiritual balance irrespective of your religion. Mayflower recognizes skills and talents. We had tens of clubs that cuts across almost of the types of talents/skills you can imagine. Clubs for shoe making, hunting, Boys Scout, dress making, horticulture, Electricians and the like. Fridays was the time for clubs back then.

Every student is taught the basics of rudimentary and mechanized
farming as part of a well rounded, self-sustaining education.

All our foods were planted and harvested by students. We have a pepper plantation, cassava farm etc..

You cannot go to Mayflower school and not be intelligent, smark, strong, determined, optimistic and successful.

LONG LIVE MAYFLOWER!!!
LONG LIFE ALL EX-MAYS!!!
LONG LIVE THE SOLARINS'!!

I am super proud to be an Ex-May... All Ex-Mays kindly rep the school with your S/N

lilzcee:
God punish me if i do so

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I pray God doesn’t use ur utterances to Judge you...

You need to pray for wisdom..... Its obvious you lack it.

I pray you don't become a victim of circumstance though.... Else, what you just said now, someone else will say to it. I reject it for you though.. So i advice you learn to choose your words carefully.

After going through most response.. I couldn't help but imagine how shallow minded some people are.

Firstly, I observed that most guys have narrowed down love to physical attributes like pretty face, boobs, physique generally. With this i can deduce that most of us are yet to have real knowledge of what love is. I mean UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.

My Questions?
1.After getting married to a beautiful, sexy hot babe.. Something happened and she lost her tooth, boobs, legs or even got burnt. Will you leave her?

2. Was it her fault that, that happened to her.
3.What if it you were in her shoes, how will you feel?

As regards the topic- Some of you made so many hurtful comments.. Like * Person wey get boobs still dey, wetin go make me marry her boobless person *. Etc.

These comments were rather to harsh n plainly irrational.

Because, someone that is wise n full of knowledge will know that some things happens against one's wish.

The fact that you are tall, handsome,beautiful, sexy n rich wasn't by ur making. Remember all those good attributes could vanish within a twinkle of an eye.

Now ask yourself, if you ever become a victim of circumstance.. Would you like it when people says such hurtful stuff to you? Will you still talk about pple this way?

My Advice :
When making comments people should always think of how people with such conditions will feel. In other words, be considerate and kind. We should endeavour not to always talk carelessly...

Also, some people be thinking they are perfect and open their mouth and talk stupidly or should i say ignorantly..

What if your sis has breast cancer, would you advise any man that comes for her hand in marriage to back off or would you be happy if she remains unmarried for life due to her situation.

Lastly, remember NO ONE has control of events- It could have been any one of us.. We are all enjoying the grace and favour of God.
Never make jest of anyone situation.. They didn't wish for it to happen.



This pics is an illustration- This was a tall, beautiful babe before the burns.
After the burns. N the guy is the * Fiance* who vowed never to let go irrespective of the fact that her beauty has gone.

xpac01:
My friend this not real. Photoshopping things.

Says who?

This is so real.. Guess you haven't witnessed where they do a makeover on one's face or bridal makeup.

Donald3d:
konko jabele , sing along sis

Konko jabele, jabele.. A ya jo lojo kejila osu, kewa 1974, were bi eji aleni won de.

Karigbotogbo, karimotomo won gbe oga lo. O da go ji.
Ere awada ni won fi gbe lo*2ce.

Atungbe.. Konko jabele jable.......

I hope i got d yoruba right.. Lolz

Donald3d:
Dont abuse them na,even if i no go Tai Solarin Unversity,i go Mayflower , i dont like it na, anything involving baba, dont abuse oo #TaiSolarin #ProudExmay, But let me laugh sha hehehehehehehehe

Yes o..

God bless the Enigmatic Solarin
Long live Mayflower school!

@OP, from what i can see based on the tweet..

Cynthia posted on 1/2/16..while davido posted on 1/3/16..

How on earth do we validate the post Cynthia made was actually referring to Davido. When she had already posted a day before davido mentioned her name.

You guys just like to create enemity btw celebs..

Make una go find work abegi..

Mtcheww

Is there a short time programme... Say 3 months ? And how much is the fee?

Truth234:
Ikechukwu
Top on the list is Ikechukwu, when he had misunderstanding with the now Mavin boss that caused him a album deal after his hit song, Now is the time feat. Don Jazzy himself. According to Vanguard publication on October 21, 2011 "we had a few misunderstanding along the line and called off the album deal". Baba provoke, who dare the Don, those abs aren’t nothing.

Duncan Mighty
Duncan Mighty the king of South, Port-Harcourt first son, is another notable artist that the Mavin boss refused to sign because he jumpstart, announced the supposed deal before the boss himself, such action is punishable under the Don's rules. Baba J tear agreement paper immediately.

"We had a meeting and I wanted to sign him or do a promotion deal with him. And since he’s also a producer, maybe he’ll be as a sort of co-producer for my label to help reduce some work load. But now, the same thing that happened with Terry G at some point happened.", said Don Jazzy.

He further explained that "Because if it’s Mo’hits Records, everybody gets excited. We haven’t signed any deal and he went ahead to tell people that he’s been signed to Mo’Hits. I was in America when I read on the internet that Duncan Mighty has been signed to Mo’Hits Records".

In Mavin, people don't get excited until the boss says so. I mean how could Duncan Mighty, he is dealing with Don Jazzy mehn.

Terry G
Terry G situation was a perfect example of over excitement when he announced a deal before the boss, Don don't spare such act. Baba J cancel deal straight, even mentioned it in an interview. Untouchable Don Jazzy I salute.

Here is a link to Don Jazzy interview with Vanguard in 2011
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/10/why-i-cancelled-ikechukwu-duncan-mighty-deal-%E2%80%93-don-jazzy/

Dbanj
The biggest of them all is Dbanj, Eja Nla but not when the boss, Don Jazzy felt his partner not a signed artist oh was out shining him, a producer. Even though Dbanj was the one that elevated him to the Don status he now enjoy. He pulled the plug on him when he least expected, eja nla run from pillar to post, hehe, Don don’t renege or bargain, not even refund, every sales is final. The rest is history as we all know how Dbanj is now fighting for his career, let’s hope he wins this fight.

Wande Coal
Wande Coal is another amazing talent that crossed the boss path, a seemly smart artist that the boss thought he was a kid and could easily be put to rest with few tweets but mehn that guy talent is so huge that is light won't go off, though he is still fighting his own battle with his career after the boss called him out on twitter.

Olamide, Not ruined but fresh

The hottest of the hoties, Olamide, Baddo, Eyan Mayweather awon ti 50 cent sneh and Don Jazzy issue started when Olamide felt insulted when one of his artists, Lil Kesh, nominated for Headies next rated award failed to win but Don Jazzy up coming art, Reekado Bankz was awarded. Action Olamide deem fit to address (without mentioning Don baba) but Don won’t have non of those diplomatic nonsense, grab the mic called out Olamide on stage to come and take the car meant for the winner. Baba reiterated how big he is in case that street boy called Olamide has forgotten his place. Baba J said he can afford to buy another car for his artist. Hehe, that street boy called Olamide has been jumping up and down on twitter since then, insisting he is no Dbanj.

We are yet to see how this will play out but in case you are Olamide fan, go on your knees now and start praying.

Happy New Year.

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Hmmn.... Some people be thinking Don jazzy is a small (god). @Op Very shallow of reasoning.

haywhy59:
Fellow ex-may ,it great to finally meet an ex-may.ow u doin

Hi.. Yes o.
I'm doing great. You?

Hi..

I am not too sure about the salary range now cos its been years i graduated.

But i can bet you that the working conditions are of high standard. They care for the teachers and all working staff. Some teachers eat with students at the dining hall. They also provide accommodations for some staff also..

But i must tell you, you must be a strong and hard working person to fit into the environment.

It is a privileged to be a part of this great school.. I pray you find favour in ur interview.


God bless the enigmatic solatins!