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Hello Doctor,

Pls i need some clarification on dis issues ;



Can u pls explain in details what could be the cause?

Its obvious something bad happened to her. Eg. She might have been molested or raped(God Forbid dat though).

When you see a once lively girl who becomes all of a sudden moody..There's an 80% chance that, that is what happened.

Nevertheless, to help her through this mood swing;

First, you guys need to be extremely patient with her

...Ensure she's never alone.

Endeavour to watch comedy films or crack joke together with her, avoid playing romantic movies or all this telemundo films

Constantly reassure her of your love and the fact that she can confide in you.

Above all, PRAY FOR HER . TELL GOD TO HEAL HER HEART, SOUL AND BODY.

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MadCow1:


Na wah o..

So it's a crime to state ones position on a matter.

Okay.. To answer you, God forbid I have a disfigured daughter who manages to land a rich handsome suitor, I will count myself lucky. And yes I would consent.

But going further, If the parents of the groom opposes, I will be hurt but it will be absolutely understandable.

I am not looking down on anyone, but I would not want my daughter marrying a dwarf.

I indeed don't know what my kids will look like, but I don't believe anyone is praying for dwarfed kids, disabled kids, ugly kids or deformed kids. Now if nobody is praying for those, I hope you can understand why I wouldn't happily consent to my kid marrying one.

Save me the preaching my dear.. Even you have your own prejudice. We all do. Some of you will not marry outside your religion, someone from a particular tribe, someone from a particular social class, someone of a type of skin color, height, educational background or lack thereof, body type (fat, slim, pot bellied, etc).. I have only come out to say the way I feel, I only hope you can be honest about yours.



Nobody holy pass.

Yea.. We all have our own prejudice.. I know the feature i love in a man but that doesn't mean i should come to a public forum n start condemning others who ain't opportuned to have that. You will agree with me that some matters are quite sensitive and should not be joked abt.

Yes, You have a right to ur own opinion. but i feel sensitive issues like this should be stated in a more subtle way rather than saying it in a way that is hurtful to the party involved. Our words should give hope to them not to make them feel worthless

Take for instance, if we have physically disabled pple on this forum how do u expect them to feel? Lets just try n be sensitive to other pple's problem. BIKO. THANKS


Some of them with little faith could commit suicide based on the negative comments on this forum.

iPrevail:
Mehn! ...Money get power sha

All those guys up there typing "power of love bla bla" ...be honest, would you approve your daughter or sister to date, talk less of marrying this guy?

Fvcking sentimental hypocritic black skinnies!

Guy, no one knows tomorrow...

If peradventure something happened n dey had to amputate ur two legs. [God forbid, its just an illustration] You know say you sef don short be that?

Or u were involved in an accident that disfigured ur face n body.

Will you be happy if pple if pple make jest of you or when they say no girl should marry you because of what u didn't wish for urself, something u didn't have control over?


My point is.. Judge not cos u dont know what the future hold for you.

Visit the hospital n you will see so many beauties being disfigured.. They were once claiming tall, handsome, sexy etc.

Get Wisdom!

MadCow1:
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Wishing them bliss but........................







I know I am going to be called a horrible person and all worth not, but I will never sanction a marriage like this for my daughter. And if she does go ahead to marry the guy, she does not have my blessing.

I would like to ask a question n pls do answer me sincerely.

1. God forbid o, If your daughter was involved in a domestic accident n got burnt severely.. But she got healed sha n was single then. Will you be happy to give her hand out in marriage to a cute rich guy that wants to marry her?

Pls kindly reply... Remember i said God forbid.. Just an illustration.

My advice is pple should learn how not to look down on pple with disabilities. For crying out loud, they didn't create themselves..

I pity singles ones cos u don't know how the kids God is gonna give u will look like.

You better don't use your bad mouth to spoil your future. God is watching every comment you make.

Remember when u abuse physically challenged pple.. You aint abusing them directly but God. Cos He said HE created all men in HIS own image

Young03:
Trust girls


the dwar must av been loaded with cash

Firstly, its dwarf not dwar.

Secondly, where is it written that dwarfs don't have the right to happiness in life. So, cos a tall girl married him now it means she's after his money.

This is God at work in his life.. God has perfected all dat concerns him n there's nothing you can do about it than to rant.

bayonino:
I am highly dissapointed in you guys commenting here, what is love itself, if not loving despite ones flaws,moreover, what is even a flaw in been short!.. You make these useless ladies of nowadays to set their bar so high, and at the end they end up in divorce.

God bless you jawe.. I seriously can't fathom the way pple think.
God removed a rib out of every man here on earth whether u are tall, short, crippled, blind etc. There's someone out there for every man and that person is your missing rib.

So when a guy finds his why then should pple condemn them.. It's not fair at all.

I blame the admin for putting it in front page.. You turned the couple to an object of mockery.

scholes23:
On seeing this couple, i just imagined the "YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE" part of it

And how does that concern you?

Anyhow dey like they should kiss.. Is it your kiss? Smh

Waoh! I can reckon with all songs...
Thank God for upliftment n success. I can imagine how my life would v bin now.

Jah bless

Hi,

I downloaded f4 paper.. But i noticed that you wrote for 2016,

However, towards the last pages.. The answer shows that its for December 2014.

Pls i don't get why the mix up? How come the question is for 2015 n d answer is for 2014 question?

Ezedon:
Are you sure its not Photoshoped cus since I have been in Lagos I ve not seen him for the first time

This was not photoshopped.. I have met him quite a number of times back then in 2009. He stays around chemist bus stop bariga..

He's actually very tall.. Way taller than a danfo bus.

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Abeg, wetin den dey do for all these countries listed here.

JESUS...

What the heck is always wrong with this tanker/container drivers..They drive carelessly and insanely. At times you wonder if they have got brains at all.

Honestly, apart from blaming the government for bad roads, i also blame most companies at times for engaging the services of *tout* or *Smoker* {sorry to say *abokis*} as a truck driver.

I think they should be on the look out for so many good qualities of a person when recruiting rather than it based on driving skills alone.

May God grant the families the fortitude to bear the loss in Jesus Name.

May everyone reading this,& our loved obes not be a victim of Accident this year in Jesus Name

****
To think that i was on transit all through last week and arrived safely...It could only have been by your Mercy and Grace Lord.

Thank you Jesus for protection. Thank you Angels for watching over me. Thank you Holy spirit for your spirit of discerning.

It's not by my power or how righteous i am. It could only have been by your Grace and Mercy.

[quote author=ifeco4 post=45709384]Am inspired that U are one of the girls that think in this direction.[/quote
Thanks. I'm very much humbled.

Edusouls:
yes u re a sensible girl, which is vry hard to find nowadays,young men met vry wicked leaders that ruined the economy, it became so hard and tough to make a living,leading to fustration of many young men, then you wicked generation of women worsened their situation by demanding so much from this young men,things u know they cant just afford,breaking their heart anyhow,dissapointing them,insalts,let downs,ridicules,nagging. U women have pushed many young men to early graves, when out of love to satisfy you jezzeebels,they meet disastrous endings,most end up killed or in jail...

Thanks for the compliment. However, you will notice i said" ladies ain't even helping matters either". I totally agree with you on that though

I think greediness and selfishness is the main reason why ladies make unreasonable and absurd requests. This act has made guys placed ladies in low esteem. Relationship are now defined by exchange things.. Eg i give u money in return for sexual satisfaction.

Its annoying really. I still can't imagine how a sensible girl will be invited for dinner and will eat 4meats all at once and still request for drinks as well as take away pack. Haba! Inside which stomach? Na wah o!

Also, some guys believe once we say lets date it means they have been issued a license for unlimited browsing of d babe's website. The babe will be like 'since i am giving him my body there has to be compensation on his part for me. Hence, the reason for most of the exorbitant request they make. And this is all wrong!

Thats why i do advise younger guys, to abstain from relationship until when they are really matured to avoid stories that touch like heartbreaks.

Apart from the s3x issue, there are so many things that are guys n girls are doing wrong that's gradually destroying dir destiny. [story for another day]

May God grant us the spirit of Wisdom n discernment in Jesus Name.

unapapadeycraze:
are you a virgin?

And what has your question got to do with what i said...

Smh! So, out of all d points made, it was only the s3x that got your attention. Which in turn prompted ur question.

Well, not surprised though. Only a wise person will have deep understanding of what was said.

Your username tells it all. Congrats to u

#PEACE

This is the absolute truth. You have said it all.

Sometimes, i look at Nigerian youths and i can't help but wonder how their future will look like.

Its not surprising to see a 28 year old who is not responsible enough to work and do well in a corporate world.

All they think of is, how to cut corners and go into shady business. They want quick money but are not ready to work for it.

Most guys don't even know what a relationship is. All they know is to have s3x n gallivant around town with their partners. We ladies ain't even helping matters too. Its just a pity.


At times, i don't blame them cos even the bible said "if the foundation is destroyed..........." They met with the wrong pple while growing up and as such had a negative effect on their lives.

The truth is there are some people one should pray never to meet in this journey of life, else they will destroy one's destiny.

Be careful who you make friends with especially in the UNIVERSITY. Don't get carried away by all these youthful exuberance. Everything is Vanity upon Vanity.

Ask yourself this question 'Will you be proud of your past ?' If they could show you a video of ur past will you be proud watching it?

Amend your ways now and think about ur future.
#Peace

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Kindly send me let me know how much you sell per kg.

True.
He that has an ear let him ear.

Jeez... The level of crime is the country nowadays is alarming.

May their souls rest in perfect peace.

I pray God continually guide and protects us.

May we n our loved ones never be a victim of circumstance in Jesus Name. Amen

Congrats to the couple. Many more blissful years to come.

However, i can't seem to ignore AY MAKUN's looks though...
Chai. Thank God for money. Those ears.. Lol

i must say i feel sorry abt ur case. however, i think u might not be impotent, you see GOD ALMIGHTY works in a mysterious way. We humans all have different level of star,glory and grace. hence, we need to have deep knowledge of spiritual things. GOD knowing how prone u might be to FORNICATION, may decide to make u not be able to have sex until the right time. my advice is to draw closer to GOD and be prayerful. don't brood over what the doctor said. it is not ur portion in JESUS NAME.

optimusmind:
I guess you are one of the few that distinguished themselves during their school days.
Keep soaring, I wish you the best.

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Hahaha.. *iffa hear*.

Thanks anyways.

May i know you as well?

optimusmind:
Well said miss, well said.

P.S. I admire your command of the English Language. It has aroused my interest to ask where you schooled and currently work.?

Thanks. I really do appreciate.

I schooled at University of..... and i work as an Internal auditor.

optimusmind:
All you have said is correct.
However, one major difference between the internal and external auditor is that; The duty of internal auditor is specified by the management while the duty of the external auditor is statutorily stipulated. Therefore, the management can give the Internal auditor any thing they want him to do ; risk management, appraisal etc.
But when the external auditor comes, his interest in internal auditor is concerned primarily with how the INTERNAL CONTROLS ARE FUNCTIONING; Thus the term compliance officers for IA.

So in a nutshell, the internal auditor can do whatever the management stipulates( encompasses everything you've said and more) but the external auditor is regulated Statutorily and cannot carry out any which the CAMA, FRC does not permit

EDITED.

See Principles Of Auditing - Osita Angulonu.
See Audit and Investigation- Adeyini A.
See Auditing - IM Pandey.
On Internal Auditing
It all said the duty of internal auditor is specified by the Management, and as we know, Managers are so happy to have a chartered account (like you) to exploit by bombarding you with so many duties.
P.S. no disrespect intended.

I totally agree with you that External Auditing is statutory.

However, i have my reservations on you last statement - *bombarding *accountant like you* with duties*? I'm quite sure you really do not understand the job duties of an Internal auditor else you would not have made that statement.

However, having tasted the two[ both external n Internal] . I prefer Internal Auditing any time any day because Internal Auditors have numerous opportunities for professional advancement due to their exposure to various business processes and sectors of the economy.

In the course of their engagements, Internal auditors gain domain and subject matter expertise while reviewing various business processes in line with best practices.

Combine this with business knowledge and you have professionals with the potential to function as better administrators than their operational
counterparts when the opportunity arrives.

In summary, this means that in future, i can fit into any department and do exceptionally well as a result of my knowledge and expertise gained from various engagements.

There are so many advantages of being an external auditor as well. Which i enjoyed when i was one.

However, i would appreciate it if we auditors stop distinguishing one as being superior. We all are auditors. We are one.

#Peace#

Ramanto:
THANK YOU A LOT, MA. I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO HAVING THE OPPORTUNITY.
YOU'VE BEEN HELPFUL

You are welcome.

[b][/b][quote author=optimusmind post=442971
Internal auditors are only part of internal control systems( as rightly said by you ) established by the management. The internal auditor needs not be a member of an accounting body such as ICAN, therefore Any one can an internal auditor so long as he has knowledge of the control system. But the external auditor, it is stated by CAMA 2004 Section 358 stipulates that an auditor be a member of the accounting body.

In practice however, organizations employ a chartered accountant as an internal auditor so that the auditor may rely on his opinion in some certain matters since they are both governed by same ethics.

Therefore, internal auditors are simply "Compliance Officers" and exist solely to ensure that the control systems established within the org are observed and FACILITATE THE WORK OF THE EXTERNAL AUDITORS.

Furthermore, the duty of prevention errors and fraudulent reporting falls on the directors(CAMA S253 or so) and they achieve this using internal control measures of which internal audit is a part of.

Primarily, the recognized auditors are the external ones.

P.S. I am not saying internal auditors are not important[/quote]Bro, If you had said this 10 years ago i would probably have agreed with you 100%. However, during this age and time the reverse is the case. The world has evolved just so you know.

I will like to state some functions of the Internal auditor as well differences btw the two.

For many people 'audit' is about the end of year accounts; while that's very often the case, internal audit has a very different focus which is not widely understood. It might be worth having a look at the differences – especially if you are a company director or a charity trustee.

I’ve spent a significant part of my career as an external auditor and
these days internal audit is one of the services I provide – so here are my thoughts;

1. Internal audit considers whether business practices are helping the business manage its risks and meet its strategic objectives - it can cover
operational as well as financial matters. While External audit considers whether the annual accounts give a 'true and fair view' and are prepared in accordance with legal requirements.

2. Internal auditors provide a tailored report about how the risks and objectives (of the business area being audited) are being managed . There is a focus on helping the business move forward - so expect there to
be recommendations for improvement. While External auditors' main report is in a format required by Auditing Standards and focuses on whether the accounts give a true and fair view and comply with legal requirements. If other things come to light which the auditors think should be brought to the client's attention they will be reported separately to the directors in a 'management letter' .

3. An internal audit is designed to look at the key risks facing the
business and how the business is . It usually results in recommendations for improvement across departments. Both financial and non-financial elements are usually included and the company’s reputation may be a factor which is assessed. managing those risks effectively whereas an external audit focuses on finance and the key risks associated with the business’ financial business. They are usually performed on at least an annual basis to provide the annual statutory audit of the financial account

However, I really do not think its right to say this or that is the best auditing. They are both performing different functions. Its left for an individual to decide on which career path he/she wants to choose.


[Therefore, internal auditors are simply "Compliance Officers" and exist solely to ensure that the control systems established within the org are observed and FACILITATE THE WORK OF THE EXTERNAL AUDITORS]

Please Explain this?

[quote author=Ramanto post=44316776]WHAT MAKES ONE A QUALIFIED AUDITOR? IS IT BY PASSING ICAN OR OTHER RELATED PROFESSIONAL EXAMS? I READ ECONOMICS AT BSC LEVEL AND SO MUCH RELISH HAVING AN AUDITING FIRM OF MINE.
WHAT DO I DO PLEASE? I HUMBLY AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE. THANKS[/quote

As an Economist, you could work in an auditing firm where you can start off as a trainee.

However, you need to have some certain skills which all auditors must have For example:

1. Good communication skills - You would need to write reports as well as you will interact with different pple in the course of your duties.

2. Good Analytical Thinking - As an auditor you have to be able to analyse n interpret data. You should be able to think fast n outside the box especially when investigating fraud..

3. Good Interpersonal skills- Hmmm. Based on the fact that we get to work with every department in an organisation as well as meet new clients almost every time.
You need to be able to relate with the auditee to an extent which they will be comfortable working with you. As they might purposely hold on to information that you need to come up with a good report.


These are the core skills but we have so many others..