₦airaland Forum

iyke926:
Don't know much but I think you should see an optometrist abi na opthamologist sef.

But seriously, achoro m ka anya gi na acha white.

O ga cha white..

Biko nna, ejim chineke na yo gi.
Patronise my signature biko!

ThaPatriot:
25 is too old sef, my dad got married at age 21, my mum was 18 then. If u see my mum n my elder sister u'll swear they're sisters. Early marriage comes wif its own merits n demeris there is no such thing as ripe age for marraige.

Wow! I love that..
This generation don't really get married so early like before. Me likey early marriage oh!

Hope you'll get married early too or are u married?

Chepy1:
Girls like you end up fücking my dogs.

Chepy1:
Am sure you're one of those poverty looking girls.

Chepy1:
In timaya's voice *I look like fatai rolling dollar, I concur*. But your entire family including your boyfriend can't buy the rims of my car.

Rants of a 10yrs old kid

obiorathesubtle:




Put it here..


Cc: Mz.pecs

Hehehehehehe
The guy no get liver..

iebanehita:
Thanks ma'am.

No, I don't want a "thank you" only..

You're gonna have to replace it with a vote for my signature..

You in?

obiorathesubtle:
He looks like fatai rolling dollar... He dy come here come lie for us.. No mind the op jaweee...


I for save the pic sef

Chai! Fatai Rolling dollars

Obi, ya wicked!

obiorathesubtle:
Mid-twenties? Na your football age be that?


Gerarahia man.. If that's you on your profile.. Go find lagos bus conductor you go lie to..

Rushed out to check his dp buh the guy has changed it already!

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]What's the difference between a biscuit and a cookie?

Don't be a bush girl o! [/color]

Another one again?

I don't want your cookies biko!
Just buy me all these 10naira biscuits. Dassall

spencekat:
Even when economy was better,people were still robbing.

Yeah, it's true buh it's getting worst these days..

sharpk007:
you look good dear

Thank you!

iyke926:
It's not normal when it's red jooor.

You want me to talk what ah dunno abi?

Iyke biko hapu mu aka

Oya tell me what it means for someone's eyes to be red!

smithsydny:
fine morning

How you doing and hows' your day going?

iyke926:





It's not a disease thats how some ladies stand when guys toast them.



Mzp.ecs, why is your eyes red?? You dey smoke ganja?

Lol

No, my eyes are always like that..
The day I see my eyes clear and white then I know something is wrong..

ROZZAYY:
Self love indeed, did is internet attention love period

Gbam! That's just what it is..

Internet has really turned people into something else

chachanga:
Hope he's not 1 comment away from Yaba Left psych ward sha!

Na dat one go strong dey funny pass !

Your signature got me laughing..

You've got a problem with some peeps on NL?

junketer:
Gej don't mind the zombies. They only know one think, attack, attack and attack. We the true nigerians appreciate you. Please rest well because the way bubu is going about everything, even the zombies might soon beg you to come and deliver them from buhari

Some of them are already begging sef..

I really do miss GEJ

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Big size chocolate cookies for you. [/color]

Nah.. biscuit will be okay for me.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Yes na!

That's why it's good to be a sharp guy!

I'm coming for you. [/color]

Don't forget to buy biscuit when coming..

sarrki:
Which license again ?

When niger delta is flooded with Gun already.... NDA & Bakkasi boiz

North........Bokoharam, Shia & fulani herdsmen

East ...IPOB

West .....OPC

So no need Nigeria is already licensed
,

Lol
This is funny buh it's the truth..

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]That's an indirect way of assuring me of your reply. [/color]

Lol
I realised that just after I posted it..


So you're using my words against me bah?

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Tell them not to vex o!

I go soon send my own join. [/color]

If you send, it'll go back to the sender..

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Let's see all those small small boys sending you pm na. [/color]

Oh! God. This is the highest insult.. (small small boys)

So I should show? The girl ain't that dumb!

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]You sure?

Oya na make we see proof. [/color]

Hehehehehe
Watchu want me to prove to you?