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Autos / Re: Pick Your Choice Cars From Cotonou At Cheaper Rate, Follow Us To Cotonou Today ! by MzShawtiez: 1:37am On Jan 08, 2016
PLS how much is d total cost of toyota corolla 08, 09, 10 and 11.

And also toyota rav4 09 or 10
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: With This Kind Of Job Requirement; It Is Well! (pix Attached) by MzShawtiez: 8:53pm On Dec 04, 2015
dearsly:


Jst checked ya profile...The section u most active in,is JOBS/VACANCIES....u still searching or u a yahoo boy!!!

Well since u had d time 2 check...u shud hv also counted d number of posts i hv so far. Dis is my 22nd post and majority of dem wer in 2013. And no, nt all my posts are on job section...most were on career and in 2013.

If my post was offensive...i apologize. Apparently alotta ppl misread it

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: With This Kind Of Job Requirement; It Is Well! (pix Attached) by MzShawtiez: 8:36pm On Dec 04, 2015
goldenceo1:





BUSTED.. Background check: in 2007 u were in year 1 studying mathematics at unilag. let's say mathematics is a 4 years course u should have graduated in 2011 aldo u claimed u studied urs for 5 years to obtain Bsc or wat? Abi na carry ova make am 5 Years? Let's go for ur 5 years claim which means u graduated in 2012. U were serving in 2013 at Ondo state. Madam, how come u had 5years working experience from 2013 to 2015? U are too pompous because u've always made reference to claims that you work in one of the biggest four accounting firm.



Clearly u missed my point...i cnt remember even writing i hv 5yrs experience.
Neither did i serve in ondo state either....i see u hv reading issues. Read dat particular post again, u wii see dat i quoted sm1, and its nt a modified post.

I cnt beliv u actually took time 2 read d few posts i hv made on nairaland. Pity
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: With This Kind Of Job Requirement; It Is Well! (pix Attached) by MzShawtiez: 8:31pm On Dec 04, 2015
coolhamid:
You attended a private University right?

Nope
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: With This Kind Of Job Requirement; It Is Well! (pix Attached) by MzShawtiez: 8:30pm On Dec 04, 2015
prothelley:


U missed something........got admission at 15/16. Grad at 20, did NYSC at 21, got a job at 22...........got married 24........birth a child at 25, now waiting to become a grand father...........how about that?

Your papa na Politician?
Anyways congrattsss


Lol...na fight??

I understand how ppl feel about this age ish...my comment was nt to support d ad (wats my own der). I was only trying say dat ppl actually graduate frm sch early these days. I had frnds dat wer doin msc yl i was serving and i can tell u i am older than dem.

Sorry o, if my post was disturbing.
And 2 answer ya quek...my fada aint a politician (well, i wish he was lol)
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: With This Kind Of Job Requirement; It Is Well! (pix Attached) by MzShawtiez: 10:32am On Dec 04, 2015
cshortz:
Lol,so d person must have graduated at the age of 21, Nysc 22, then been working since then -->27


If there is such a person, he probably got a a well paid job even before he started schooling.

#fake #justsaying

Well, i did a 5yr course in uni...grad at 20, started nysc at 21(passed out 22) and iv bn working since then (one of d big four accounting firms). Plus I hv alotta frnds currently less dan 25 like me and dey r also working.

My point: its no longer impossible 2 graduate frm uni even b4 19 (for those dat schooled abroad), in dis era of private sec sch and uni.

Not lyk im in support of dis age discrimination tin though....dnt get me wrong

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: She Needs Help On How To Go About Her Newly Gotten Accounting Job. by MzShawtiez: 8:25am On Mar 07, 2015
Tell ha 2 reg 4 acca or ican....
I work with 1 of d big4....studied mathematics and in less than 2yrs i think i hv learnt alot. She will most likely b given a minor position (bank rec officer or petty cashier/pv officer, which r stuffs u can learn within a week)...even entry level accounting grads dnt get major roles when dey get in2 most coys
Celebrities / Re: Lagos Big Boy Arrested For Brutally Molesting Unilag Student (photo) by MzShawtiez: 6:48pm On Nov 22, 2014
Y'all shud calm down.....God will punish dis bastard.

So pls dnt judge Arinola....she was jst unlucky

I am very sure his gist will be trending in newhall (unilag), dat is his zone.

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Celebrities / Re: UNBELIEVABLE: 19 Yr Old Defiles Chicken To Death In Ondo. (PHOTO) by MzShawtiez: 9:35pm On Aug 20, 2014
Lol....its even a cock #gay tins grin
Lyk I'm still trying 2 understand d pleasure dese mad men gain when dey do animals

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Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke And Nadia Buari Name Their Child ‘obama’ by MzShawtiez: 6:19am On Aug 18, 2014
Lol....9ja definition of bastard.

No offence but when i read safari's comment...i knew where she was coming from. Irrespective of d meaning....so much negativity has been attached 2 d word dat its nt too cool to b addressed as 1
Career / Re: Is PMPI Institute Certificate Valid by MzShawtiez: 2:59pm On Sep 22, 2013
[quote author=Mightyodi]please i am a corper serving in Ondo state. i want to know if anybody has the knowledge if PMPI HSE certificate valid, i want to do the course but i am convinced if the institute is certified to issue out reputable certificate[quote]

Why nt check out NISP instead (Nigerian institute of safety professionals). Its a recognised body in 9ja and deir safety courses are affordable. This ur pmpi myt b a 1man business...wat does it even stand 4? Please google NISP and save ursef frm any regret/waste of money.
NB: I dnt work or hv any affiliations with Nisp, I jst knw dem 2 b genuine
U cud check d HSE professionals thread on dis section too
Health / Re: Please Any Remedy For Stammering by MzShawtiez: 11:32pm On Sep 20, 2013
bad meat: Give Headundecided

shocked
Career / Re: How Do I Break Into Oil & Gas Industry In Nigeria? by MzShawtiez: 4:42pm On Sep 20, 2013
Jarus:

Interesting. So what happened to Jarus as op?

;DNothing...
cheesy was jst stating an observation.
Career / Re: How Do I Break Into Oil & Gas Industry In Nigeria? by MzShawtiez: 10:15pm On Sep 19, 2013
AjanleKoko:
LOL. cheesy
What's there to be bitter about?
It's not like OP is in the oil company yet, he's just trying to 'break in'. Once he's able to 'break in', then I can start my jealousy trip, abi? grin

I get ur point actually, dat d over dependence on oil as our major source of revenue is one of d causes of our economic problems thus callin 4 d need 2 diversify. But unless ur point was 4 d non petroleum engineers asking 4 advice on dis thread (I am nt against anybody's desire), the OP's intentions shudnt b criticised/discouraged. Its lyk telling a medical grad 2 consider oda professions (apparently I jst noticed jarus is d OP, lol). Jst incase my last post was harsh, I apologise 4 dat. By d way, I guess u think/feel money is d reason behind d OP's interest, but my dear, money is d only reason ppl work grin
Career / Re: How Do I Break Into Oil & Gas Industry In Nigeria? by MzShawtiez: 8:48pm On Sep 17, 2013
AjanleKoko:

Trying to make some sense out of your abbreviated jargon, but . . . why did he study petroleum engineering in the first place? Or was he chosen like Mary to bear Jesus? undecided

It's no rocket science to explain why anyone would want to study petroleum engineering in Nigeria. In any case, even Microbiology and Fisheries grads are also trying to get into oil companies.

U sound rily bitter 4 no reason. Yea I 4got 2 add dat d OP is my husband so I will ask him y he did petroleum engineering 4 u, mr pessimist. Meanyl, take a hard luk at Igbonla's post, hopefully ur brain will b able 2 process it
Career / Re: How Do I Break Into Oil & Gas Industry In Nigeria? by MzShawtiez: 12:34pm On Sep 17, 2013
kashflynn: See comfort zone seekers and medoecarcy at its peak.. So all the engineers wants to get employed in d oil sector even after jaru has made it clear dats its a tight sector only d best are choosen.. Shame on u all, Nigeria has d potential of making some d world richest man on Forbes list.. And instead of our unemployed graduates to put good use of their skill to create somfin of benefits to mankind and in turn create job and make money, they follow d crowed, after we blame government for no job, and we dont won't to create. Problem rise and solution and preferred dats d basic concept of science. Even dough i know economic factor to encourage d private sector is not too strong, but still ppl are making it: through positivity, dedication and commitment.. U cant expect ur parents to raise and Train u till adulthood, and do d same till u die... Anyway d spot, profile, portfolio lyk dangote, Bill Gate, Steve jobs (R.I.P), zara, Ralph luaren to mention a few, aren't ment 4 every 1, but a few noble and courageous set of humanbein lyk me... #team diversify Nigeria Economy.. I wish u all well in ur endeavor

Jst so u knw....ppl study Petroleum Engineering because dey hv interest in d oil and gas sector. Do u knw how narrow dat course is? If his course was a broad engineering course lyk computer engineering, elect, civil and d rest, ur post wud hv made sense

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Career / Re: How Do I Break Into Oil & Gas Industry In Nigeria? by MzShawtiez: 11:58am On Sep 17, 2013
Nigerians and deir negativity. Dis is sm1 dat read pet engineering o....if his course was microbiology or Fishery all dese ur "der r oda sectors 2 b tapped" comments wud hv made sense. D OP is only trying 2 get in2 d sector he went 2 school 4. Abi who go enter sch read petroleum engineerin because he wan work 4 bank...
@ OP... jarus, X-fire and a few gave reasonable advice, work with dis accounting firm 4 now. If u can get into oil company in future, fine. If u cnt, still thankGod 4 d 1 u hv
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sahara Group's Asharami On Linkedin by MzShawtiez: 10:50pm On Sep 16, 2013
Which 1 is bata shoe again. Tot bata means shoe in yoruba
Health / Re: Please Any Remedy For Stammering by MzShawtiez: 9:10am On Sep 13, 2013
herveze: Thank you all,i have tried the slow down method but it work for me when i am not under tension,i used it to toast my girlfriend and it work and my girlfriend dont know until i face her parent but her parent just smile and advice me to relax,see the enbarassment i am talking about.

D more u put ur mind on it, d more likely u will stammer durin d interview....jst prepare 4 ur interview. Remove ur mind 4rm ur stammering issues. Most of dese interviewers ova luk it actually, esp 4 positons dat requires less talking/presentations.

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Health / Re: Please Any Remedy For Stammering by MzShawtiez: 8:48am On Sep 13, 2013
Talk slowly, dat is how I control mine. I dnt knw how severe urs is, mine is mild so I talk slowly all d time
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Akintola Williams Deloitte Test by MzShawtiez: 9:52pm On Sep 10, 2013
I hv 2 frnds dat got in last year nov. 125k monthly 4 those witout ican cert, 145k 4 dose wit ican. Then der is a 150k 4 profit smtin, 149k 4 leave allowance, 149k 4 13th month, 150k 4 house allowance. Dat was wat dey told me sha. No free food lyk kpmg.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Final Free Dragnet GSE Past Questions And Answers ( Old And New Package) by MzShawtiez: 2:02pm On Sep 10, 2013
Pls send the dragnet gse to dis mail tnx, mickobindi@yahoo.com

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