₦airaland Forum

I'm the last person who will celebrate sin 😡

I'm the last person who will celebrate fornication 😡

I'm the last person who will celebrate irresponsibility 😡

I'm the last person who will celebrate gold digging 😡

I'm the last person who will celebrate promiscuity. 😡


Since the handsome cute product of sin is innocent, I hereby wish him a happy birthday.

However Fvck Davido tha Afonja demon and fvck Larissa tha Akata 😡

Chioma, tha yam leg, eyyaaaaaaa 😭 Her scheme is Dead on arrival. She has no path to Adeleke's fortunes 😂

ganisucks:
Keyamo was just caping nonsense, trying to hide the panic in their camp. But las las, posterity will give him the caning of his life. He will become the next boyfriend of the EFCC very soon.

Crying hot tears while spreading low IQ conspiracy theories on Nairaland 😂

Are they praying to Lionel Messi? Because he's the god of football.

misano:
I speak for the majority of SS and SE. I really don't care what U love or hate.

Tribalist

misano:
U seem not to get it. SS and SE don't like Tinubu and Buhari. Any person or thing related to these two will likely fail in the SS and SE, especially if the person has direct dealings with Tinubu and Buhari. Oshiomole is a good man but Edo people don't like him because he works with Tinubu.

Speak for yourself. I like Tinubu 😂

Hankim:
OPC will defend yoruba land with atomic charm?

Yourbas or Hausas should be your least worries.

The tournament will be home and away. Inter tribal and intra tribal. It will be intelligent people against stupid people of the same tribe.

Putin and Zelensky would be thanking God that the media will shift attention from them.

It will be televised.

Utanisco:
I go put 2 bullet for ya head
I swr

I will shatter your skull with a matchete and use your corpse to supplement the meat that will be scarce then- facts

Your useless body and soul will be useful for the first time of its existence in my stomach- facts.

Utanisco:
MAKE Una arrest am
Make we see am
If u don touch gun before or even see am

Unam ikot

Lol , Awka made pistol and heroine dey inspire you abi? 😂

I know your type. Looking forward to when the gun trucks are rolled out to teach you guys a lesson, once and forever.

I repeat that if Obidîot keeps inciting a mob , he will be arrested and the heavens won't fall.

After the progrom that may accompany it and occupation by the military, we will fish out low lives like you amongst us and give you one-way tickets to hell- facts.

This won't be like before. Brothers will kill stupid brothers- facts. It will be worse than South Sudan and Somalia. I pray that God delivers you into my hands so I torture you during your last minutes on Earth.

Utanisco:
BAba u stupid die mabasi
I know say u no go sabi me
If I fid know where u de now,if I no for comot my mTD for ur forebrain and na 2 drop I for use

Unam ikot
U don run for bush before

Adiok onor fi

Lowlife. Idiot. Na una dey support insurrection because you don't have properties, ambitions and careers to lose 😂

I assure you that when it starts this time, they'll be a lot of betrayals. You headless mob will fight a lot of people from the inside before the externals come - facts.

I'll lead the war to your doorstep and send lead straight to your skull to drain that your low IQ brain while you lie on the floor lifeless. Keep capping. Brothers will kill brothers.

Mrtaye:
Ogbeni stop your nonsense omo oodua ni mi and we are not against igbos... that your tribal nonsense is nauseating

I'm not Yoruba for Christ sake.

Utanisco:
Lols
Parrot barking like motherless puppet
Listen to what ure vomiting
Clapptrapping balderdash
What's ma business with ur so called plans in life

MAke Una touch peter obi
Adiok inor mbufo

Unam ikot

When Peter Obi keeps inciting a mob with the support of those domiciled in foreign countries, it will lead to a civil unrest inevitably. He will be locked up and the killings will start.

I'm only reminding you that I'll be the one to kill una people personally. You could be part of them. When you take my future from me, I'll change my career and dreams just to take guns and murder as much as possible to get my justice.

Utanisco:
Lols
Look at relevant salamander in the society.
Sophisticated pauper wallowing in an impecunious state of being

U think peter obi is that yayantical drug madman parading as a tinted bastard at yinx
Just put ya hands on peter obi
2min ur family will be burned down
Na me go burn ya family down

Unam ikot

I am telling you that when it starts, I'll snitch you guys to the DSS, Army and janjaweeed mercenaries to get my own justice.

I can't hustle all my life and when I'm about to reach my prime una come cause insurrection that will take me 10 years backwards because of a 61 year old man with children and grandchildren who are established for life abroad.

I know the history of Nigeria in detail more than una useless sheep can ever know. Nigeria was not made for us Easterners. We are irrelevant in the scheme of things. Any civil unrest will destroy our businesses, careers and luxury.

Our role is to support peace, work hard and make names for ourselves in various fields. We don't need government support to achieve these things.

I know what the incitement of Peter Obi will cause us in the long run. I've got vision, strategy and I'm not myopic not to know. It was why I never supported him because I knew he would lose and cause insurrection. That's vision 😂

When una confront army and cause insurrection the 17 states of the north will not stand still for us no let them deceive you. The South West will not stand still for us no let them deceive you. We will only get a reaction that will let us return back to our region in droves .

During the civil war , businesses and activities were still going on in the North and West. Lagos and Kano were still enjoying life. Yakubu Gowon got married during the war. The recent example: how Nnamdi Kanu's arrest take affect Aboki for Kaduna abeg? We can't travel on Mondays again .

I repeat for the umpteenth time that when you guys start an insurrection that is targeted at making all I have worked for since I was born and my dreams fall like a pack of cards that I will get my own vengeance by killing all of you. At least 200 while the soldiers do their jobs in the field.

Keep calling me bush meat. Una people will not be spared - facts. I'll murder them myself. This is personal for me and when it starts, you'll be the bush meat 😂. When you take my future away from me because of civil unrest, I'll do my best to take your lives.

year2013:
So said by ogbomoso local champion.
Don't cry when you will be trekking to cotonou for safety

Nobody is trekking to Benin Republic because una no reach 😂

It will be limited to the East if una no get sense.

NIGERDELTAIDOL:
You well soI don't think so

Lol. You go see am. Fvck obidîot.

Sleekfingers:
Only you and your family will burn like roasted goats.....

Do you think if anything happened to our dear country, do you think Benin republic, Niger republic , Cameroon , Chad , Ghana will accommodate Nigerians?
Some of you will just sit in one dilapidated house will be typing thrash

There won't be refugees anywhere apart from the East- facts. Cameroon can accommodate them. Who go follow them fight for Borno or Yobe or even Oyo. Highest Dem go send them na truck load of body parts. It's happened before. If they want to play the game, it can happen again- facts.

Djele:
U think is playing, u don't know what the youths are cooking

For the umpteenth time, Eastern youths can't do shit than call on US, UK and Un on Twitter. With less than 1000 Ak 47s and the lack of support of non-state actors in the creeks, una go perish under one Month.


Obi will be arrested and possibly killed and heavens won't fall. Una no reach. Una no relevant- facts.

Utanisco:
Baba see am there na
Him d Nigeria
Go arrest am there

Ur family will be the first to be Burned down
E be like say u never endure cashless policy finish

Unam ikot

My family won't be burned down. Your Akwa Ibom people will also be murdered everywhere in Nigeria like Igbos. The timetable is his arrest, revolt by obidîots, a progrom, destruction in former eastern region, a state of emergency and military occupation.

I repeat, you're irrelevant in the scheme of things in Nigeria. Don't overrate yourselves.

Switruth:
spitting kid.

I no dey spit. Una dey overrate una selves. I repeat he would be locked up and no fvck will happen.

Utanisco:
Lols
Chai
NAso dem d arrest person
Baba if dem born Nigeria well or any idiot for naija here
Touch Peter obi
U go understand wetin we call REVOLUTIOn
ANd na your FAM dem go first burn down

Unam ikot

You dey mad. Bush meat 😂

I reiterate , Obidîot will be arrested and the keys thrown away and heavens won't fall.

You're irrelevant in the scheme of things.

Workch:
wrong, GDP does not only entails the amount of goods produced in the country. If for example I import tomatoes from Japan, it should reflect in the GDP of the country. GDP is the amount of products and service, whether produced or imported that in a country or state. The whole value of goods in an open market should ordinarily reflect on the GDP of that state but their no way for state or NBS government to ascertain the figure since they don't pay VAT on them.

nope, look at to this way, since VAT is paid at the point of importation of an importer, when Papa chinedu imports a product from Taiwan using apapa port, he pays the VAT in Lagos which is used to determine the GDP of lagos state. When Papa chinedu moves these goods to his warehouse in Onitsha and starts selling it in main Market, he adds the he paid to the cost of the goods and then government can no longer know how many of the goods that papa chinedu has in Anambra state. Those goods that papa chinedu has in his warehouse and his stores in market are suppose to count for the GDP of anambra state. Government can use that VAT paid at Apapa to estimate how much of the GDP that Apapa port contributes but they don't have data of how it contributes to Anambra economy since the goods as bee moved to Anambra and is still in Anambra.

Like I said, getting the figure for companies that pay VAT is easy but you cannot know what happens at the open marler2 because you no longer know where those goods are the moment if leaves your company. If those goods are in Onitsha Main market, it's hard for government to know how they contribute to the GDP of anambra if government doesn't have data of the product in-Inflow and outflow in that market. To do that, you will need to develop a method to collect data from that market, with this you can now evaluate how that market contributes to Anambra state GDP in form of commerce. We don't have any database that does that in Nigeria.

government only have records of what happens at Ports, they cannot follow what happen in the market hence what happens at points adds to the GDP of the state hosting the port.
If I move a car from Tincan to Kogi, there's no data in Nigeria to know that that is in Kogi and I can even decide to move it Jos government cannot know how to factor that product into plateau state GDP.

it's what I am saying. Imagine you now have a large market like onitsha main market and Alaba where multiple small scsll business activity happens every second, how to you want to factor that into GDP?
They are not remitting Any VAT to you at that point for you to know

I didn't read the rest after you said imports form part of GDP. Domestic Products

Finished products/ services produced domestically/ locally. That's the indices of GDP abeg.

Obidîot will be thrown into jail and the keys of the dungeon destroyed. Heavens won't fall. The sore loser and perennial failure hopes to run a parallel government. That's treasonable felony punishable by death.

He deserves nothing less than life imprisonment and seizure of his loot stacked at tax havens.

Obidîot will be thrown into jail and the keys of the dungeon destroyed. Heavens won't fall. The sore loser and perennial failure hopes to run a parallel government. That's treasonable felony punishable by death.

He deserves nothing less than life imprisonment and his Anambra and seizure of his loot stacked at tax havens.

Obidîot will be thrown into jail and the keys of the dungeon destroyed. Heavens won't fall. The sore loser and perennial failure hopes to run a parallel government. That's treasonable felony punishable by death.

He deserves nothing less than life imprisonment and his Anambra and seizure of his loot stacked at tax havens.

Jibril El Sudani is a clone and can't return to Katsina.

Our saviour who is now eating watery beans and drinking his seme* from m**turbat**n as yoghurt told us that the real President was replaced.

When our new messiah, obidîot, reclaims his mandate from the madman at Upper Iweaka who was struck with madness by Okija shrine, the impostor will return to Sudan by force.

NothingDoMe:
😘😘

Gay boy.

I'm a man.

NothingDoMe:
Which one be bank on take Lagos take all? People will eat Banga soup during the day, and wake up in the middle of the night to write "high cholesterol" induced multifarious cacophony.

😂

1. Ejezie Vitus Ifeanyi
2. Chukwu Franco Bright

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Let's stop tribalism. Crime is not peculiar to tribe.

He dresses like a decent man.

What's all the rumour about him being a thug?

Wiseandtrue:
The outgoing governor did well! May history be kind to him. I hope pastor do greater things

Wishing the Nigerian people the best!!!

How do you know he did well?

First albino governor. Akwa Ibom playing inclusive politics without discrimination.

It's not about money but morals and ethics.

The poor Nigerian man gets a drivers license without a test because of ethics not because he is rich . The poor prayer house warrior who disturbs the neighborhood every night is not in jail because of ethics not because he is rich. The poor tailor who reconnects his cable after it is cut for failure to pay electricity bills in not in jail because of ethics not because he is poor.


Let's get it straight, Ike's predicament isn't because he is wealthy. It is because the Nigerian ethics is different from the British ethics.

Organ trade is illegal and taken seriously in the UK.

If the ex deputy senate president put out an advert in Nigeria for kidney donors, he would receive more than 1000 replies with people ready to sell their kidney for as less as 20 million naira and as high as 200 Million naira.

As long as he pays the kidney donor the agreed sum, the kidney donor will be happy to get his millions and lift his family out of poverty with one working kidney 😂. The church will pray for the kidney donor to heal on time, his family will celebrate his/her escape from poverty , the medical doctors will be happy that they've finally found a kidney and the police will dare not arrest a father who spent money to treat his daughter. That's our orientation. It's our ethics in Nigeria.

In the UK, you do not have the right to buy a kidney even if the person agrees to sell his own kidney. It's a crime . That's what is called organ trade. To get a kidney, you must be included in a waiting list of prospective donees. Donation must not be paid for. You can't pass number 10 on the list and donate for number 11 on the list except your kidney or the organ you're donating doesn't match that of number 10. That's the ethics of the West.

In Nigeria people would actually call you stupid, idiot and useless for donating your kidney free of charge. In the UK, it is actually a crime to pay a donor. The donor gets nothing.

My judgment- I don't see anything wrong in changing the life of someone who chooses to donate his kidney by paying him millions for the donation.

I sympathize with the Ekweremadus. On the other hand, if politicians built good hospitals in Nigeria, the kidney donor and donee would be happy by now.