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At last som1 proud of his boo, nice one by mayorall

[quote author=Emerald_rita][/quote]I also mentioned partner I.e bf or gf so Emerald rita dnt tell me ur bf is not cute enof 4u 2 upload hez pix

I see everybody on Nairaland is either single or dating a wowo guy or gurl lol, ok I dare anybody 2upload a pix of a gurl dats finer dan my gf or a guy dats finer I am or simply upload a pix of ur dream guy or gurl lol wowoland.

krayzieklay: mi and my bonnie

Nice one bro, kiss of life lol

So as it stands nobody is proud enof 2 post a pix of his or her partner, truth b tld even if ur partner doesn't luk all dat good physically, dia must b a reason ur dating him or her, while physical attractiveness is gud, in d end it all fades away living d innermost character, so cmon guyz post ur pictures I for one solemnly promise not 2 laf, unless ur bf luks lyk dis

veave: can i post d@ of dad and I? He's d oly special man in my life right now...

Awww yes dear u can post hez pix.

2nd, cute!

1st up, n yh she kicked my ass in dat game lol

Hi peeps, this thread as d name suggests is about sharing a picture of you and that special person together, could be ur spouse, hubby or partner, I know we have so many adorable couples on this forum so come wow us with d pictures of how CUTE n COMPATIBLE you guyz look TOGETHER!
D purpose of this thread is just for fun n also to strengten d bond in many ailing relationships.
NOTE: pls dnt upload anybody's pix without their consent, picmix, photoshop, nude or semi unclad pictures don't count, lastly pls dnt upload more than 2pictures n u guyz av 2 be together in d pix, d couple with d most likes n comments wins.
Guess I av 2 open d floor lol

I think d op meant 2 type 1.4 mil but som pple's fingers starts itchn at d mention of moni, it happens 2me 2

Never had d experience but I knw a gurl dats sleepn wit her boss dats almost 70yrs cos she embezzled his moni n got caught in d act so hez bin blackmailn her ever since. Shez also sleepn wit d man's son 2b in his gud books cos d dad wld soon hand him over d company den shez also sleepn wit a co-worker cos d guy na sharp guy n sabi embezzle without getn caught 2b getn her own share n dats besides all her innumerable bfs n sugar daddies, infact shez jst sharing d tin lyk its goin out of fashion DAYUM!

#Team Nnewi d wise men from d east, whr ma ballers @!

Zaynee63: I think it's already an old trick. I must have suffered from it a couple of times before I caught a Mobil Agege Station guy do it to me in 2012.
People should just shine their eye. When are we gonna start doing self service like them oyibo people sef?

Yeah let all of us start SELF SERVICING I tink wia all gona luv it

Twas during d terrifying reign of Otokoto who was renowned 4 human rituals in Imo st, a man was riding his bicycle 2 work n on getn thr he brought out his hankerchief 2 mop his face cos he was sweatn badly but alas he has been beheaded!

I doubt d credibility of dis story cos av seen dat pix wit a differnt story somwhrelse.

4 many pple out thr dis news represents little or no meaning to them but personally dis is one of d saddest news av heard dis year, I tot Lions wia extinct in Nigeria though I read of unconfirmed sightings in d north once in a while, its heart breaking 2read dia r 34 of dis enigmas of nature still left in d wild n little or nothing is been done 2protect dem, many peeps on here dnt seem 2 understand wot facing EXTINCTION means. Ask d dinosaurs, my heart bleeds.

This is d surest time 2 hammer big time! Cos fightn soldiers need coke n heroine 2 fight, m takn d next flight 2 syria dnt worry av packed enof bullet proofs, God bless my hustle

My Office

Pls can d docs in d house enlighten us on d modes of transmission

I don port komot since

D next generation wld probably laf at our pencil jeans, fitted clothes, brazilian weavons n colour blocking we call swag now, m sure u guyz avnt 4gotn early 2000s wen if u dnt "POE" ( a kind of hoping wit one leg while walkn) u no follow lmao

So does it mean Rihanna farts 14times a day? GAWD DAMN!!!!! Its IMPOSSIBLE!!!!

Tnks 4d info was wondrn where she was all dis years

Who knws d correct lyrics 4 Mr Macaroni riding on a bicycle if u wanna marry me Mr macaroni bon bon sisi miya bonbon sisimiya bonbon sisimiya mr macaroni! Lol

I see 6packs, 1 vewy big head n 1 long snake tryna crawl out 2 sunbathe

aiyeboy: Ok now i hear,can i now gulp ma cup of garri?

its dumb illiterates lyk u dat spoil nairaland's credibility, is it by force 2 comment? Dumb attention seeker

Genny fall my hand big time

Mine is d machete my great grand father used 2 fight inter village war, d locally made gun my grand father used 2 fight d colonial masters n d boot my dad used 2 fight Biafra war. I dey wait mk war start mk I combine d 3 of dem 2geda.

Se.x is a vry important activity for Bonobos, they av sex when dia happy, wen dia angry, b4 eating, after eating, wen settling a dispute, b4 sleeping, anytime of d day n dey exhibit homosexual, lesbianism, oral se.x, nd any se.x position u can think of.
An Eagle can see an ant on d ground clearly even when thousands of feet up in d sky.
In most primates no other male has d right 2 mate with d females except d alfa male or cld get killed if he finds out.
A spider's web involves d laws of maths physics, chemistry n biology n takes it a long hard time 2mk one so tink twice d next time u wana destroy a spiders web.

lekush: This incident happened on Third mainland bridge. There was a broken down vehicle with 2 ladies inside it. They came down from the car looking for help. A mad man from nowhere just rushed one of the ladies, brought her breast out of her top and started sucking it. The lady was frozen. The other lady ran across the fast moving traffic without caring of been hit by fast moving vehicle. It was a man that parked near the lady brought out a car jack and hit the mad man who now ran away. This happened many yearts ago on the bridge.

hahahahehehehehohohoho dis got me lafn so bad in church d ushers tink av run mad 2

joymary7: lol..... I was in traffic along ikorodu road wen a mad man came out from nowere and sat on my bonnet... I came down wit a stone i usually keep in the car and the the man just said *who u wan stone? Abi oloshi ni e nii** i had to run back to my car and put up all my glass because fear catch me and my little baby was in d car, every other driver tried scolding him but the mad man refused to come down oooo. Tht was how i carry the man to ketu b4 some touts helped me drag him down... No be small tin do me tht day oooo

Urmmm do u mean u drove all d way 4rm Ikorodu 2 ketu on dat express with a madman sitting on ur bonnet??!

This happened around Agboju bustop along badagry express way in 2008, I jst alighted from a bus wen a young gurl in her early twenties walked up 2me stack nake.d n started begn me 4money while muttering some words I cldnt comprehend, all of a sudden everybody was staring at me so I jst gave her d little change I had n she walked away I was so dumbfounded cos she obviously jst ran mad recently.