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larrymoore: Men are fake, next time, they should nt only abandon d food bt also go on sex strike.Well I dnt tink a man dat refuses ur food wld stoop so low n ask 4 sex, I mean it doesn't mk sense, wen I'm on strike m on strike everytn shuts DOWN, I dnt even wana sit on d couch she sat on! lol |
This is a true eyewitness account of wot rily happened on dat fateful day, I was in d said forest duin my daily palmwine tapping cos its a kinda hobby 2me, i jst finished my rounds n was on my way home wen I noticed a very tall palm tree lookn vry fresh. I wantd 2continue on ma way home n maybe com back 2moro but somtn kept me rooted n staring transfixed at d tree so since I had an extra gallon wit me I decided 2climb, I tuk a good luk around d forest n packed my bicycle cos av met more than one or two suspicious lukn characters in d forest recently, I unhinged my tools n fastened it on d tree makn sure twas secure bearing in mind dat d tree was unusually tall n a fall wld b fatal n started climbing. I got to d top n took a gud look around cos d view was quite spectacular n noticed smoke rising not 2 faraway I tot twas maybe d locals burning somtn but I was wondering who wld come dis far into d forest, I continued wit my tapping but suddenly d forest tranquility was disturbed by a piercing scream dat broke my reverie n can only come 4rm som1 in serious danger, I was still shocked wen d scream came again dis time more alarming, I lukd around n saw 2 pple n a bike, I cldnt mk out dia features cos dey wia quite far den all of a sudden one of dem started running n I noticed twas a female n knew she was d one screaming! TO BE CONTINUED shortly.... |
Mine is so embarrassing dat anytime I tink of it I av goosebumps nd I dnt beg d ground 2open cos it jst opens n I run inside 2hide till D tot has passed. M still tryna muster enof courage 2 say it here, I will share it if I can *shudders* |
Mine include Talking in my sleep n sleep walkn wen I was younger, mayb twas cos I was a core introvert. Spendn hours on d toilet seat cos dats where I go wen I need 2think, mayb it has somtn 2do wit d serenity try it. I never drink water while eating or its gameover. Spendn hours staring at my reflection on anytn dat reflects *im a guy* Compulsarily visiting d barber evry weekend. Wearing 2 jeans while sleeping 2cover my legs. Lastly I think I hold d world record 4d fastest eater! |
sleekdot: I would pass all those tests in flying colors*Clears throat* |
Mummy y must I squat 2pee while junior stands n y can't my pee fly up and down lyk junior's own |
If I do a paternity test on my kids n it turns out my ADA n DIOKPARA r not mine I'd go home calmly den I'd wake my wife by exactly 1.37am n ask who r d father of doz kids, she'd probly say of cuz dia urs n wot kinda qstn is dat, I'd jst grind my teeth n shake my head n jst bend down n reach 4dat shining tin dats always under evry true IBO man's bed.... |
I'm TALL fair in complexion n handsome n my wife is TALL fair in complexion n vry beautiful, we av our 1st kid n he turns out 2b dusty black short n has vry big head, no b even paternity test, world war 3 go start frm our bedroom! |
My dad never ever says sorry even if he punishes u wrongly, if he does find out he punished u wrongly he'll jst remind u of some old wrong u did n say ur due 4puninishment anyway which always mks me mad n scratch my head in bewilderment lol |
I dnt blame peeps on here with certain lethargic views abt somtins, sex was here b4 we wia born n sex wld continue long after wia al gone, its a natural activity meant 4 procreation or pleasure as d case may be. Evry living tin procreates tru sex or som other means. Feeling Hot n havn sex is as normal as drinkn water wen thirsty or eating food wen hungry, as far as m concerned d only tin u shld b wary n carefull abt are STDs, infidelity 2ur partner n letn it becoming a habit dat wld affect u personally or productivity wise. My 50kobo |
*Walks into d thread balancing my 6ft3inches tall well shaped body on perfectly straight yamless legs n luks around 4 a lady dat is at least 5'9, finds none n walks out gracefully* |
Precious15: there's nothing like saying something out of anger, |
Without exaggeratn I can't go more than 3hours without lookn in a mirror not countn car windows n my fone screen n anywia I can see my reflection n yes m a guy n yes I knw its a bad habit lol |
I used 2experience it a lot growing up n twas quite scary, 4al dose sayn its one witch or devil pressn u dats a lie, I read up on it n found out dat d body wakes up in stages so it happens wen ur brain is awake but ur body is stil asleep so d simple remedy is 2 sleep face down, it never happns wen u sleep dat way. |
Mehn d gud ol days r gone, dis rily draged me down memory lane cos i remember not only writing luv letters but also standn under d mango tree for hours n she wont show up den id av 2 trek 2 her hauz n initiate plan b which is eida throwin a smal stone at dia window 2 announce my presence or goin nearer n whistln a particular tune al d while hopn her dad or dia eldest bro doesnt catch me lol |
Am 27 n i run ma own biz, i jst hope i can beat d 3Oyrs gong cos marriage is no mean feat lol stil searchn though |