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What about violence against children by women? Why are wenot equivocal on this issue as well? |
electro4real:If i coach this bros for one week, the babe go pack comot for the house. |
I pity men that women beat. If you are a victim, e-mail me for some technical martial arts fighting tricks. NB: do not use it for selfish reasons, or to beat up your wife without cause. Thank me later. |
Having only one babe is like playing ball without bench. What if there is injury? If posible have a kind of strong bench atleast 2, so that if one 'tire' you replace am. Anyone wey form too much you bench am. |
So we still get ladies wey get sense? Wow.. |
biacan:Na you be the biacan? Ok. |
Even Buhari know say the bros dey decieve am. Abia state will vote 100 percent. Mostly Nnamdi Kanu's community. Am sure. ONYE NZUZU! C'mon get inside! |
What is it with hurting people's private parts as a form of revenge? Na women first start am, i hope men never learn am. |
Headlesschicken:Which kind attention? Make him carry you like hand bag? |
UbanmeUdie:Why she no go run? Is police her friend? |
A private number rang my phone as at 2am. I woke up, picked the call and this was our conversation. . Me: Hello? Who am i speaking to? Caller: It's your friend from the UK. (i remembered that common video about yahoo guys) Me: which one of them are you? Caller: Don't tell me you have forgotten me so soon. Me: (chuckles) No i haven't but be specific. Caller: Guess. (Now this bros has a typical yoruba tone). Me: Chucks? Caller: Hahahah you got it correctly. (As a legit igbo 'boy' full of igbo sense, i switched from english to igbo). Me: Heeee Chuks kedu? Nna omego ezigbo odu o. Caller: (Being smart enough) Hahahah you know we can't speak our local dialet here in UK in public. Me: Oook thats true. How is UK? Caller: UK is fine o. How is everyone? Me: We are fine o. Baba life here no be beans o. Caller: (Chuckles) Yeah i understand. See i sent you two phones and some money. I gave it to a friend of mine over here who was travelling back to give it to you. Me: Ah! Thank you ooo. Caller: Save this phone number, it is the phone number of the man, his name is Fred. (Then he called the number). Call him by 7am today so that you can collect the money and the items. Me: Thanks alot bro. You too much. (Fast forward till 7am). . Me: (Flashed the number, he being so desperate, called).. Me: Morning sir, am i speaking with Mr. Fred? Fred: Yes. Me: Sorry to flash you sir, i don't have enough airtime now and to get airtime will take a good effort from where am staying. Fred: No problem, how can i help you? Me: My friend by name Chuks who base in the UK sent me some money and two phones through you to give to me. Fred: Oh yes, he told me. But the problem is, i am in Kaduna. Uhmmm you know what? Send me 5k so that i can end it through way-bill. Where do you stay? Me: Aba. But sir, i don't have any money now, thats why Chucks sent me that money. Ok see what will happen, use your money and process the way-bill, send the phones and collect your share from the money Chucks gave you. Fred: You are stupid. (Ends call) Me. Hahahahahahahahahahah. |
Beg him, if he don't forgive, then i know he is really a hopeless boy. Afterall he messed his jobless ass and you forgave, now its his turn. |
Adaumunocha:Oya get ready, they are coming. |
Adaumunocha:What of those wey get your strength. |
Adaumunocha:''incapable of love for now'' does that mean you never catch any boo abi you wan form Tonto Dike. |
BigSarah:So thats how it is when a lady asks us ''How did you get my number''. Now you know its not easy. Wish more babes will experience toasting a guy and see. Well, you would have waited a little. You kind of started too early. Atleast begin with 'normal chats' then strike when he seems to be 'friendly'. |
The heart of an Afonja girl. |
Tomorrow if a man ask for sex before he helps a woman, they will say (all) menn are wicked, they go say Jesus feed 5k people him no take anything. Mcheeew. |
Someone should paint the statute Biafran color. |
RoyalBlak007:na wa o |
False Prophet. |
guywitzerogal:Leave am. |
vedaxcool:I can see your symptoms are aggravating. |
Girls no mention six packs, big deeks etc, as if we no know say these thing makes their pants drip. |
No girl don talk 6 packs, big deeks etc like say we no know how it can make your pants start driping., |
No girl don talk 6 packs, big deeks etc like say we no know how it can make your pants start driping. |
vedaxcool:Which country? The zoo? Lol. Laughable. Meanwhile this one www.nairaland.com/4104509/graphic-images-boko-harm-isis and the one above which one worst pas? I have given you a reason to cry.[s] vedaxcool:Which country? The zoo? Lol. Laughable. Meanwhile this one www.nairaland.com/4104509/graphic-images-boko-harm-isis and the one above which one worst pas? I have given you a reason to cry.[/s] vedaxcool:Which country? The zoo? Lol. Laughable. Meanwhile this one www.nairaland.com/4104509/graphic-images-boko-harm-isis and the one above which one worst pas? I have given you a reason to cry. |
Loving this. I think say Python sabi dance. Hahahahha una terrorist bros (Igbos) dey greet una o. Ndewo nu. |
For militants their Backyard, hmmm i will enjoy this. The Zoo is in trouble. |
I know d bible x against dix,buh i just can't help it... Yuh a fool... If Yuh story x anything to go by... Yuh just useless in short..