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Lol. Broke ass babes. Recharge card babes.

Where the breast na, make we see how we go take sag am.

Where the chest?

taylor88:
Dude as ur fellow guy am so ashamed of u



U guys even went out to take few bottles, something wey u go fvck her till ur diik bleeds and watch her keep off ur doorsteps



God pls let my female rapist locate me wherever i am even if it's inside a taxi


If i no fvck her make Thunder fire me

Lol, this guy you made my day. LMAO.

NothingDoMe:
See Mr highly intelligent guy. See your use of paragraphs and punctuation.

You are also quite narrow and shallow minded. Narrow minded people don't believe others have a contrary opinion to what ever they say.

Imagine the nonsense comment: "if you cannot accept don't comment here again."

Arrant nonsense.

Baba na you get time to answer am. The bros is a fulani herdsman, thats why he don't want the US military base. US will deal with the zoo from there.

jacyhelen:
Them don breake this one heart..lol..Na so e dey be oooo.. Men are wicked!!

You dey laugh am say them break him heart while you heart us obviously in pieces. Men are indeed wicked.

Character of a nice guy and ladies don't like nice guys. I used to have most of these qualities, i stoped when i knew ladies don't like it.

But atimes i wonder how these things happen. Am taking note.

flawlessT:
I no kuku be Yoruba piin sef so feel free biko

Lol. No mind Afonja them. But you no need to join them na.

flawlessT:
Bros sorry... I'm just in a good mood today sha

Yes, no wahala, any man can do what the fellow up there did; not just particularly igbo, we know say una no like us, but we like una.

flawlessT:
Really? I'm not just in the mood to insult you #Peace

Why you go insult me? You no know wetin be bad thing? Though you have already insulted me indirectly. Well #Peace althesame.

Who told you?

The man no try at all. Just negodu!

flawlessT:
I fear Igbo people.... Them dey very good at this shiiii. No Igbo person should quote me ooo cus I'm sleeping right now.... No noise

I can see that you are flawlessly useless.

He that diggeth a pith shall fall therein - Bible. He that buildeth a prison, shall be thrown therein.

Ebola Congo, Monkeypox Congo, e be like say those fans them dirty o.

Whether na pikin suck am abi na hubby, no be thesame suck? I just dey ask o.

cristianisraeli:
i tell you.like the won way i nack 3days ago

Lol.

All these ladies defending WIDE Pvssy, e for better say una keep quiet, pretend(as una sabi pretend) say una own 'tight'. Let me tell you, God designed pvssy such that as long as you are not a KEZIAH, your pvssy size will give pleasure (of different magnitude)to any size of d!ck depending on the size though; such that a 'small' d!ck will give pleasure to a woman who is not having Nou Camp between her legs. Hooks Law states that; provided the ELASTIC LIMIT IS NOT EXCEEDED, THE EXPANSION OF A PVSSY IS EQUALL TO THE SIZE OF D!CK. Mathematically, Pvssy expansion(size) is directly proportional to the size of d!ck. That is, when you keep using MONSTER COCKS on your pvssy, with time, it takes the shape of the MONSTER COCK making a NORMAL D!CK useless, this means that the pvssy don pass elastic limit, normally, it should return to it's original size, but CONSTANT use of MONSTER COCKS disfigured it. BITTER TRUTH.

midehi2:
Guy, there are priicks that are too small....that even if na 10yrs old girl, the thing go still dangle inside

Na lie. God did it such that every size of d!ck will give pleasure(probably to an extent) depending on the size such that a woman is not suppose to complain, since the pvssy has known no other d!ck except her husband's.

cristianisraeli:
which one bi lies..any ladies talking about wanting big joystick already have a wide pu*sy

Some ladies own be like 'form a cycle! A BIG CYCLE, wider wider wider...'

Inshort make i no type anything.

Ladies don't like 'gentle men' aka Nice guys, na Badoo them like, am not talking of the Ikorodu Badoo o.

Mynd44:
Shows how much you know. When the rains come, most if these nomads go up north due to the return of vegetation up north and the presence of tsetseflies down south and with the herdsmen, the criminals among them hiding and disguising as herdsmen move.

The struggle between herdsmen and farmers can only be solved when herdsmen are able to source for food without going far away. Which was why Audu Ogbeh suggested importing high quality grasses which can survive the dry season up north which prevents herdsmen from going south to bother farmers or even farmers in the north.

Putting cattle in ranches is just going to cause meat scarcity in Nigerian. Ranch them up north, no food for 6 months each year.

Ranch them in the south, tsetsefly kills substantial amounts of them. Only solution is alternative feeding

Baba why are they now carrying AK47? Is AK47 now a 'cattle stick'? Buhari leave people wey dey carry machine gun go declear unarmed fans terrorist, eh, we are proud to bear the name. Remember terorrist no dey vote, no election in Anambara. Please we are educated lets use our knowledge here please. Don't try to hide the truth, we all know it. No dey confuse us abeg.

omenka:
Oga! I said, where is this "foolish sick president" recieving his medications?

Ask me again.

omenka:
Oh, he's no longer DEAD but merely medicated.

By the way, where is the "sick foolish president" taking these drugs? In the grave, London or Aso Rock?

Baba your president is sick. If you doubt me, go check his body temperature. He also have a touch of neutopathy.

omenka:
Which Buhari again. Isn't it Jubrin? What has Buhari got to do with this?

Ipob and confusion..

Baba your sick foolish president has not taken his drugs, his symptoms are aggravating.

Yes i can, as long as it is chilled.

Yes i can take a chilled Bullet over and over again for those i love..

Fakepastors:
Aba made Jew where is your leader

You see your life?