₦airaland Forum

tonicyril:
Sometimes once, twice or even 4times...depends in my appetite.

But belive me, when u start making money on steady food and sex will be the last tin on ur mind even though they are necessary

As in eh

YungTemy:
Real niggaz don't count the amount of times they eat.
Real nigga eat only when hunger dey wire am.

You got it bruv

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Ain't no niggar of food

Just give me smoke and alcohol due to the nature of my work

The life of a keyboard warrior ain't easy



I was in a secluded apartment in the snowy and Rocky region of st Petersburg Russia on a work assignment Dressed in a black hoodie with a steaming cup of coffee ☕️ every morning
But something came up and I have to return back to Benin city
Travelling down cost about 10k dolls to reunite with my family

If you know who help me out with the money then you must be a real niggar

The return of Ogbeni 😁

Lol
😂😂😂
Wahalur

Watin concern me

Absuchat:

Let me assume
Chicken laps na 20k.... They chop 4=80k
Champagne na 50k.... They drank 2=100k

Water na 10k.....they drank 8=80k

Toothpick na 5k per stick......They used 5=25k

Serviette na 5k per piece...... They use 5=25k

Food na 20k per plate....... They ate 3=60k

E be like say that Miriam friend still ate an extra plate of food and took an extra bottle water........ That's 30k

Total is 400k


It's not that much for 3 people sha.... On a norm, only me fit sit down chop 400k for Mega chicken...... That's when they open a branch in my dream

Hahahaha you must be a chartered accountant 🤣🤣🤣

egift:
The killer eats two corn at a time

Werey 😂😂😂😂

helinues:
Go and rest inside gutter Mr Gutterman

You are not nice to the gutters sorry to the man of gutter 😂😂😔

Wahalur

Florblu:
My bed

Is there space for one more there 😋😋😋

Omo is she single 😋😋

Weldon op, two bottle of erujeje for you

Make Tinubu catch you

Lol

Pacyrus:
or rather do Ponzi? 😁

😅😅😅😅

E fit cook food or do forex

Lol

Dey play
Wey dem don use tax collect the minimum wage finish

Appoint me

Wow

Oyindamolah:
The Naija man's options are multiple especially when they are outside the country SADLY; the white man's options are 'double multiple'. If he doesn't want his like, he'll consider Latin America, Asia, indians, etc Even in Africa, Nigerian women are at the bottom of the perking order, thanks to Nairaland men.

The bills and taxes over there would make you to chose loneliness over relationship.

Hmmm
This is really serious

N3TRAL:
A very smart girl has spoken.

Women, don't suffer in poverty because of love.

It is better to cry in a Rolls-Royce than in a Keke napep.


Poor men are not worthy of love and commitment.

My God see mentality

Very nice governor, for the first time am happy for osun people.

Moferere:
On a serious note, what exactly is Baba Adebanjo smoking?

He must be getting his supplies from the East cos na dem dey talk like this

.

Let's air our opinions with respect for elders please, irrespective of how dissatisfied we are with their opinions.

Lol
Fuji House of Commotion AKA Naija

Na wa oo
See Goat 🐐 na

Lol
What an irony

Hmm

Okay
Grabs popcorn

IdiotOjukwu:
Beware of those who preach liberalism in your ancestral lands but practice ethnic nationalism in their indigenous spaces, they are wolves in sheep clothing.


YORUBAS BE WISE!!!

Wow
So much sense in this post

Lol
How this one take be news, smh for nairaland

Chai