Lol yorubas indeed, we are fearful but am proud to be a yoruba boy.
if an american wants to warn people not to urinate in a place again, they will say
"Please Dont Urinate Here"
If its nigeria / yoruba's.
they will put a red flag there and a notice board which says,
"To Sibi Ki O Ku"
English Meaning "Urinate Here And Die"
fear yoruba's,
looking at it, even if my dad is a pastor, i wont urinate therea
if you see something like that will you urinate ?
http://www.HypesNG.com/different-between-a-yoruba-warning-and-american-warning.html
cc: lalasticlala

G-Worldwide Entertainment releases the album artwork for Kiss Daniel‘s debut album titled “New Era“, which is set to drop in May 2016.
Read What Kiss Daniel Shared below:

http://www.HypesNG.com/kiss-daniel-releases-debut-album-art-new-era.html
cc: lalasticlala

Have You Heard Of Or Seen A Mad Hausa Man - Never.
since have started reading books , history , etc, i havent seen where the talked about a mad hausa man.
its strange though but its the fact, i made research before writting this post, it hasnot happened in history but i cant guarantee in the nearest future.
a guy told me there's one in his street but it hasnot been confirmed.
i will go there today to get more info.
if you have seen any, let us know.
http://www.HypesNG.com/have-you-heard-of-or-seen-a-mad-hausa-mam-never.html
cc: lalasticlala

Buhari Is Against Corruption And Increasing Poverty - HyperSmart.
Though am not into politics but am into media / publication, apart from that i and you can see how things are going on right now in the country.
Pmb is realy against corruption and embezzlement, he is trying on that as people refund looted funds day by day.
But as this money are refunded, they are holding the money and its realy affecting the country, economically and financially. hunger everywhere , scarcity , strike , devaluation in money and thats the worst part beceause its affecting us economically, even bloggers / online investors.
please we want something to be done about this because hunger is not a friend of the body, even when that the country is okay we still see people burgling houses, what of now that the country is otherwise ??
this content is written by hypesng.
http://www.HypesNG.com/buhari-is-against-corruption-and-increasing-poverty.html
Cc: Lalasticlala

Koko Master and DB’s boss, D’Banj has terminated appointment with hir producer of 4 years, DeeVee.
DeeVee hasn’t produced any hit number for D’Banj in the past 4 years.
Confirming this, Deevee took to social media to tweet.
“4 years after… end of an era… moving on… #LeeTemple was fun.. let’s conquer again…”
http://www.HypesNG.com/dbanj-terminates-appointment-with-producer-deevee.html
cc: lalasticlala

Jumoke Orisaguna
@ jumoke_model
They said am now rich and i will divorce my husband. No, Love is not money.
3:21 AM - 13 Mar 2016
https://mobile.twitter.com/jumoke_model/status/708961193570885632?p=v
nice words but i hope she keep to her word if the power of money dont come on her.
http://www.HypesNG.com/jumoke-orisaguna-shares-new-tweet-they-said-am-now-rich-and-i-will-divorce-jumoke_model.html
cc: lalasticlala

How To Make Your Stopped Magic Sim Work Back And Fast.
We all how mun chose to punish us by stopping all the free browsing tweaks + the mtn magic sim.
but am here to help you on it.
This procedure requires just 1 step:-
Put Your Phone On Your Chest And Start Singing PHYNO ‪- CONNECT.
By the time you sing it like 5times, it will connect.
Enjoy while it lasts.
http://www.HypesNG.com/did-your-magic-sim-stopped-working-or-your-psiphon-read-this.html
cc: lalasticlala

Solve this Riddle.
I am the first on EARTH, The second in HEAVEN, I appear two (2) times in a WEEK, You can only see me once in a YEAR, Although I am in the middle of the SEA, I am not in MONTH, But I am in FEBRUARY, JUNE, SEPTEMBER, OCTOBER, NOVEMBER & DECEMBER.
What am I ?
http://www.HypesNG.com/riddle-solve-this-riddle-i-am-the-first-on-the-earth.html
Cc: lalasticlala

Hilarious: Is This A Petrol Station Or What ??
As seen today, is this a petrol station or what ?
a black market ?
please give it a name.
http://www.HypesNG.com/hilarious-is-this-a-petrol-station-or-what.html
cc: lalasticlala

Sales-Girl: We Dont Have Petrol But I Can Sell Black Market For You.
On a normal day, i dont go and buy petrol, its my brother do it. anyhow yestaday i just felt like following my brother, on our way people told us petrol is #120 / litre.
As we got there, they stopped selling petrol, i and my brother and some other people there were begging the lady that was at the filling station, but she insisted that she's not selling it.
we agreed and we were about to leave, she called us back and told us that "they dont have petrol but i can sell black market for you".
I couldnot believe my ears, i kept asking myself questions.
whats the meaning of this ?
whats nigeria turning into ?
are there realy governments in this country ?
please i dont know if you can have an answer for me.
it happened at a petrol station in atan-otta ogun state.
http://www.HypesNG.com/sales-girl-we-dont-have-petrol-but-i-can-sell-black-market-for-you.html

This Wont Happen in jesus name, but just imagine "oil stops flowing in Nigeria, what will happen to this country?".
with the way things are going on, fluctuation of dollars, devaluation of naira, scarcity of petrol , nnpc strite , lack of food, even the rich are now poor.
hope this country wont seperate.
back to my topic "If oil stops flowing in Nigeria, what will happen to this country?".
http://www.HypesNG.com/if-oil-stop-flowing-in-nigeria-what-will-happen-to-this-country.html

Different Types Of Banks (Girls) In Nigeria
1. A girl who asks for money all the time is called
"Commercial Bank".
2. A girl who calls you for food always is called
"Agricultural Development Bank".
3. A girl that uses your money to take care of other family
members is called "National
Investment Bank".
4. A girl who prefers to have sex after marriage is
"Social Security Bank".
5. A girl who is very faithful to you is "Fidelity Bank".
6. A girl who loves every available man is "Access Bank".
7. A girl who dates men from
different countries is
"Intercontinental bank".
8. A girl who doesn't demand too much money is called
"Micro Finance Bank".
9. Dating a woman older than u is called "Wema Bank".
10. A girl who is always faithful and trustworthy to
her guy is called "Guaranty Trust Bank".
11. A girl whose guy disvirgin her is called, "Firstbank".
12. A girl who uses all ur money to buy jewelries is
called "Diamond bank".
Ladies which "Bank" Are You?
Guys Which "Bank" Is Your Girlfriend?
Be honest pls.
Share with friends.
http://www.HypesNG.com/different-types-of-banks-girls-in-nigeria.html

Binta Diallo, Wizkid's 2nd babymama shared the photo with this caption on her Instagram page this afternoon.
http://hypesng.com/you-were-wished-for-prayed-for-wanted-wizkids-2nd-babymama-says-to-her-son.html
cc: lalasticlala

mah hear

hehe

HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A
NIGERIAN.
1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!"

2) When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, “Drop it on my head."

3) When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.

4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you press phone every night”

5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she replies, “So the person that took
first has two heads abi?”

6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.

7) When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t
want you to change the channel.

When you tell her you are going to a friend's place to play and she asks, ''When last did that
friend come here to play with you?

9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and eat me na.

10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween.

11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or paper.

12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me''.

13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her
purse.

14) When you ask her to refund the money you borrowed her and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?''
Our Mothers are wonderful. I love my mom send it to ten people if u love ur mom
Happy Sunday.
http://hypesng.com/14-attributes-of-nigeria-mothers.html
cc: lalasticlala

Can you interprete this yoruba - "Ata Sa Pa Mi Lori"
Yoruba's ! lets see how indegineous you are, if you are eating and you food mistakenly pass the wrong path, what you will say is "Ata Sa Pa Mi Lori".
now the question is,
Inteprete Ata Sa Pa Mi Lori In English.

http://hypesng.com/can-you-interprete-this-yoruba-ata-sa-pa-mi-lori.html
Cc: lalasticlala

If you have been steady online, on twitter to be precise, we have seen many artistes / celebrities asked this question but just few were able to get it.
now the question is this,
"If 3 Birds Are On A Tree, One Decided To Fly, How Many Birds Are Remaining ?".
comment
http://hypesng.com/if-3-birds-are-on-a-tree-one-decided-to-fly-how-many-birds-are-remaining.html
cc: lalasticlala

Hello Readers, look at the picture above, is there any difference between the lady and the mad man ?? NO.
I dont realy know why the need to wear this crazy clothes. you wear a crazy dress and you want me to believe you are decent ? NO.
Another one is this, a lady will wear bumper short, when she gets to where guys are then she will be pulling the skirt down.
did she not know its short before leaving home ?
did she not know she will be seen by guys outside ?
know this the way you dress is the way you are addressed, my quote.
"a naked girl is hot, a decent girl is sexy".
http://hypesng.com/photo-the-way-some-ladies-dress-its-more-of-a-mad-man.html

Ghanaian dancehall general Shatta Wale has being on non stop form this pass week.
He has been dropping songs and videos continualy.
He titles this one – “Baby (Chop Kiss)” starring his wife Shatta Michy. He probably wrote this song for her…how sweet of him. Enjoy below and don’t forget to leave your comments behind.
http://hypesng.com/video-shatta-wale-baby-chop-kiss.html

A Letter To Jamb By An Angry Candidate Who Scored 90 In Her Exam.
Dear Jamb
My name is Yaniel Yogene ,i am came from
Nigeria,
From Bayalsa state.
I writed Jamb and scoring 90. That was a big fat lie, I say is a big serious fat lie because I doing lesson for 1
months and I count my book very well.
I supposing to getting 95 in Inglich and 90 in
Litirachure but you gaven me 15 in Inglich and 20 in Litirachure.
Did me not didding my CRS very well? Did Jonah
not staying in the lion hole and Elijah sleeping in the shark
belle?
Did Daniel not calling down fire with Baal and and Samuel leding Israel from Egypt?
Did something very fast fast because i can not
took that mark. In facts, I supposing to be scoring 280.
Thanks you in cooparation.
A Jamb officer replied:
Dear student,
You need help! I've forwarded your name and
number to all the pastors, priest, popes, archbishops, bishops
and even native doctors I know. Just be open minded. your change is coming. Please ask your parents to report to
our office immediately for counselling.
Thanks
Registrar.
Dont Laugh Alone, Share The Fun.
http://hypesng.com/funny-a-petition-by-an-angry-candidate-whoscored-90-in-jamb.html
cc : lalasticlala

Heres The Official visual to “for example” by KKTBM Very own Yung6ix featuring Bhim General Stonebwoy. Starring Ushbebe and Juliet Ibrahim.
http://hypesng.com/video-yung6ix-for-example-ft-stonebwoy.html

Hkn Boss Davido has unveiled a new act, Mayokun unto his HKN Gang.
Davido, who unveiled the new act at an interactive session with the media moments ago, disclosed that Mayokun, an Afro pop singer is the next best thing in Nigeria.
Mayokun Adewale, who is a graduate of University of Lagos, expressed his excitement over the signing and disclosed that he initially thought it was a scam when Davido sent him a message.
In an exclusive chat with Netng, Mayokun disclosed that he met Davido after posting a short performance on Instagram which interested Davido.
‘It is a dream come true and i feel so excited being signed unto the label.
‘I have always hope to get this sought of chance and Davido coming my way is something that is indescribable’.
http://hypesng.com/davido-unveils-new-artist-mayokun.html

Please If you can avoid Mile 12 in Lagos, please do. A Serious fight is going on at the moment, cars and buses are turning back, while people are running helter-skelter.
Please pass the message to relevant authorities.
Cause of the mayhem is still unknown, but will keep you posted.
http://hypesng.com/please-dont-pass-mile-12-in-lagos-a-serious-fight-is-going-on.html

[Fun] How Singing Adekunle Gold "Pick Up" Earned Me Beating From My Dad.
My dad finished eating and called me to come clear The dinning.
As I was about parking the plates...the cup fell on d floor. My
hand was full already so I
decided to go and drop the plates in d kitchen first.
Daddy: Yinka, wont wont pick up d cup ?
Yinka: No daddy, I will come back
to pick it up. Let me go nd drop the
plates first.
(while I was goin to the kitchen, I just started singing Adekunle
Gold's song. Not intentionally
though but that was what my spirit
was singing).
Yinka: Baba God ooo..pick up d
call. Emi naa fe ra range o...pick up d call. Dangote 'olori
meji...pick up d call...na beg I dey
beg o...
(getting to d dinning to pick up the
cup, I had a whip of koboko on
my back. My dad started beating me wit koboko...i started pleading
for his mercy because I didnt know what
I had done wrong. Neighbours
came in and intervened. And they
ask me what I did for my dad...I
answered I wasnt sure of what I did. then my dad said....
Daddy: look at this idiot. I told
him to pick up the cup that fell on the
floor. He said he was coming to
pick it. And the next he did was that he started singing...BABA mi o...pick up d cup. Even
Dangotote olori meji...pick up d
cup. Otedola Olori meji..pick up
d cup. Na beg I dey beg o pick up
d cup.
Omo oshi (bad boy). Ma na e baje (i will beat you mercilessly.
Just can't hold my breath..
http://hypesng.com/fun-how-singing-adekunle-gold-pick-up-earned-me-beating-from-my-dad.html

Lilkesh Is A Killer - He Is Suffering From Dropping Too Many Hits.
Ybnl signed act, skibo master, ololade keshinro popularly known as lil kesh is a killer, not realy a killer as in he is a beat muderer, as olamide said, every fucking single he released was a hit, and looking at it, what olamif said is true, back from lyrically to shoki to efejojoku to ibile to cause trouble.
lilkesh is the man to be sincere, dope lyrics, nice tune.
if you agree with this, lets see your view about the issue.

http://hypesng.com/lilkesh-is-a-killer-he-is-suffering-from-dropping-too-many-hits.html

[Good News] If You Sat Down “JAMB” Or You Are Writting. Read This.
yes to those of you writting jamb and or you have written it. kindly recheck your result because an additional mark of 30-40marks was added to it. my frhend who sat down for jamb scored (180) when he later checked, it was 220.
so check yours if it has been upgraded.
http://hypesng.com/good-news-if-you-sat-down-jamb-or-you-are-writting-read-this.html

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The Rate At Which Naijaloaded Copy Upcomming Blogs Post Is Unbearable.
Have said i wont say this but its becoming unbearable.
they just copy people post anyhow, encode it and post it without a link back. its unfair. i posted something on nairaland yestaday and it made front page (if you are writting jamb.read this) , i couldnot believe my eyes when i saw it on naijaloaded and makinde crediting himself that he wrote the article.
something has to be done, other bloggers linked back to my site that i wrote the article, i have had more than 3cases like that that he copy my post.
dont say i copy post too, i run a music blog, its not possible to copy people's post, even if i see some entertaining topic on tooxclusive, i write the article and link back to them.
i think its hightime we implement a good and active dcma.
cc: lalasticlala if care is not taken, they will copy and post this article.
http://hypesng.com/the-rate-at-which-naijaloaded-copy-upcomming-blogs-post-is-unbearable.html