Op u forgot sports trading and investment bizness


Sports betting agent too is a lucrative bizness to venture in toooo and requires little capital too

Emperoradrian:
I was rushing to my school bus stand to enter the bus before it fills up,then suddenly i hit my left leg against a stone,i now made the sign of the cross and continued my journey,then this girl walked up to me,and asked why i was making the sign of the cross,i replied her "the bible says we should pray at all time".she just laughed and we parted ways....

A week later,i went to buy petrol at the station in my street,i had my earpiece stuffed in my ears,enjoying my highlife by osadebe,....i got to the station,bought the fuel,then on my return journey,someone tapped me and said.."oboy person d call u",when i turned,lo and behold,it was same gal i had met in school,i crossed to the other side of the road to meet her,i didn't know she was the one until she helped me recall....she was with plenty bags,and i inquired what she was doing with all those bags,she said she's just returning from Ph,that she saw me when i passed,and called me but i didnt answer her... I apologized,and asked her if she had any goody for me ,she said i should follow her to her house if i needed one....i declined because i was rushing home to watch UEFA match,and told her i'd come for it another day,after which i collected her number and rushed off.......

On friday that week,i went for a friend's birthday party,and slept over,when i was coming back on saturday evening,i met this same girl on the road,and she said i've been reluctant about coming to visit her,that i must follow her to her lodge that nite,i agreed,when we got to her house,it was a self con room,nice,i loved the paintings on her wall,i was admiring the room,while she was packing her cloths she washed earlier inside,after that,the next thing,she started undressing herself,leaving only her panties and bra on,after which she used her towel to cover herself before entering the bathroom,all this while,i just kept my cool,pressing my fone....she finally came out of the bathroom,and layed down on her bed with only her towel,we talked a few more minutes,before i told her that i'd love to take my leave now....when i got home,she sent me a whatsapp message saying i didn't ask her to offer me anything....

I need your opinions here,was she sending me GREEN LIGHT or was it normal?

If the above statements were to be true den my brother, ur mumuness pass jonathan own

MzPreshie:
So the only number in your list is your girlfriend's and family's (and maybe friends too)? If I love my man enough, another guy can't warm his way in. Whatever happened to self-control?

Self control for mouth only......prevention is beta dan cure

lagmostkuit:

Smoke responsibly..

Sipz origin

Jaynec:
Original 'Ode'

Sum mumu will be defending mumu post like clueless jona

Princeojua:
Hi Nairalanders. I am a confirm elite of this great forum. I go by the name Sammy.

Last year I packed into a Self-Contained apartment near my school. Opposite me is a wonderful family with two daughters and two sons, with a strict and disciplinarian. father.

I was seating right in my veranda reading because I suppose that's my purpose of being there, when, a young girl of 17years old and in SS3 approached me with an exercise book supposing to be a Maths assignment. I didn't hide the fact that I know nothing about maths. I boldly refused doing the assignment, so she left.

Two days after, she resurfaced with English assignment,and I quickly did justice to it. after the assignment. I didn't know when I said "you're beautiful and I Love you."

She quickly reciprocate in strong affirmation I LOVE YOU TOO. So last week, she came to my house 6days after her menstruation and I had an unprotected sex with her.

Ever since then, my conscience has been disturbing me that the sex may result to pregnancy. Her Dad is a brutal and uncompromising man.

Please what should I do in case anything go wrong? Because I am already giving up on her due to her Dad. she told me today that she feel guilty ever since the day I deflowered her.

Help me out please. I think my Dad will not support me either because he's more brutal than her Dad. God, help me.

In shekau's voice "Zah Outcome won't be nice"

EroticAngelina:
lols! I was surprised o. I was like y did dis guy choose to share this particular post? does he want the whole world to know ion got money to repair my laptop buh it's ok.

Sarcasm

EroticAngelina:
aww swiriii! I feel ur pain. girls on the internet dnt lyk getting loveydovey with a guy for lots of reasons. like me, if a guy asks me out, I will just ignore him cos i and the guy will never workout. NL is jx a forum, I'm not here to find bf, I already av that in the real world.

Noted

I thought the ediot jona crushed dem in six weeks



Clueless since







14AD

lalasticlala:
Good Friday Church Service: President Jonathan, Governor Dickson, JK Opara, Aguariavwodo & Igali at Villa Chapel.

https://mobile.twitter.com/abati1990/status/584249557564973056

Lala be posting mumu post like mumu jona

dipopooo:
Hmmmmm

Abeg who is lalasticlala?
Na all him topics dey make front page plus d one wey no make sense sef.

Dnt worry I will tell badluck jona to set up a committee to look into it


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Up liverpool

Mtcheeeeew

Let him go to where his mumuism will be apreciated

Thank you.













Forward ever backward neva

Give her all ur nairabet earnings


















#Imarched4buhari

I see goooooooooooOooooooalz

Taylor86:
wonder y dis northerners are so populated like dis, shekau have to put more effort this time, it seems d dead ones are rising again

Funny but not true

The Chinese Bamboo plant starts from a tiny
seed. You plant the seed in the dirt, and you
water the seed. Very little seems to happen
the first year. Despite your efforts, only a
tiny shoot pokes out of the ground.
So…..the second year you water and
fertilize and protect the seed…..Nothing
happens.
So…..the third year you water and
fertilize and protect the
seed…..Nothing happens.
So…..the fourth year you water and
fertilize and protect the
seed…..Nothing happens.
So…..the fifth year you water
and fertilize and protect the
seed.….Finally, during the fifth
year, the Chinese Bamboo plant
begins to grow. In fact, it grows
90 feet tall in just 6 weeks!
The question is, did it grow 90 feet in six
weeks or in five years? The answer, of
course, is that it grew 90 feet in five years.
It took five years to grow the root system
that would one day support a 90-foot plant.
People are often like the Chinese Bamboo
plant. We invest hours and hours trying to
develop ourselves or others, and nothing
happens. We spend years discipling our
children to follow the Lord, but…..nothing
happens. We hold countless meetings with
our staff members to coach them in the
development of their strengths and
developmental areas, but…….nothing happens.
We redouble our efforts to help a friend
make better decisions, but…….nothing
happens.
If you’re like most people, you will be
tempted to give up. Don’t do it! If you give
up, the seeds you planted will die. But if you
continue to care for the seeds, one day (when
you least expect it) the results of your labor
will seem to magically appear overnight!
If the Chinese Bamboo plant immediately
shot up 90 feet in the first year, one strong
wind would blow it down. By growing deep
before it grows tall, it gains the strength it
needs to withstand the force of heavy winds.
Similarly, lasting growth starts on the inside
of people. It’s difficult to see that change is
taking place, but this is a necessary process.
The growing they do on the inside creates
strength of character and conviction.
Don’t give up hope! Your efforts will be
rewarded! Once the root system is
established, your growth or the growth of
those you are coaching will spring up
seemingly overnight!

Solozzo:


No! Sperm cells are made everyday by the testis. They take seventy days to mature and are stored in the seminal vesicles. After 4 to 7 days, sperms age and die but are replaced daily. So regular sex is good and has no effect on the fertility.

tanchu

Wuuworld:
I will read this after election bruhahahahah,am presently on my way to my village.

safe trip ooooOooooo

bruhahahahah

is this the new way to laugh in nigeria

Wat of pple that Bleep too much?


Will it affect their sperm?

The National Association of Nigeria Prostitutes, NANP, has congratulated the presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari on his victory in the just concluded presidential election.

The group while describing Buhari’s emergence as the president-elect as victory for all Nigerians, equally saluted the outgoing leader, President Goodluck Jonathan for accepting defeat without pushing further.

Restating its earlier promise, the group said it is declaring three days of free sex nationwide to celebrate Buhari’s victory.

The group had in a statement issued in January promised declare a-three day free sex across the country if president Jonathan eventually loses the seat to Gen. Muhammadu Buhari of APC.

NANP in a text message forwarded to DAILY POST Wednesday morning urged its members nationwide to comply with the directive.

The terse statement sent by its National Secretary, Jessica Elvis called on Buhari to legalise commercial sex work as well as improve their welfare.

“Hi Ameh, please kindly extend NANP’s felicitation to Gen. Buhari for winning the presidential election. On behalf of every member of NANP, we heartily congratulate the People’s General for winning the poll. As part of our earlier promise, we will be declaring a three-day free sex nationwide. We want all our members to honour this directive. We want to use this privilege to beg the President-elect to look into the welfare of this association. We believe his victory will surely better this harmless struggle,” the SMS read.

na lie

I can imajine the headlines on the papers 2morow


General Wins General Election





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I need an estimate of wat the cost of transportation from Aso villa to Otueke wld be



Thank you

talentarena:
Cynthia Morgan Puts full bob’s on display in a bid to relieve her fans from the election tension

https://instagram.com/p/02X6NKGZbD/?taken-by=cynthiamorgan1

My wife must be well endowed or no deal










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Sai Buhari

davidmoyes:
how you take see her nip*le?? Spiritual eyes or what??

pseudopodia eyes

samplegirl:


You mean I should change from thinking positively to negatively.........asking a semi illiterate of over 70 years to come and lead me in 21st century?

I am sorry for your children that is to say if you have one.

Experience is the best teacher..... This man has seen it all ....

GEJ semi educated and clueless

samplegirl:
When PDP wins it is rigging but when APC wins it is the wind of change, useless people.

u beta change

dtruth3:
INEC has announced results for 8 states and the FCT, Abuja - (total 9) and so far PDP is leading with 2,332,734 votes while APC has 2,302,978 votes, though APC won five states and PDP four states.


The states whose results were announced are Ogun, Osun, Ekiti, Ondo, Oyo, Kogi, Enugu, Nasarawa, Abuja FCT.


Meanwhile, PDP won FCT, as against the earlier result posted.


Results so far.

Ekiti: APC – 120,331 ; PDP – 176,466

Ogun: APC – 308,290 ; PDP -207,950

Enugu: APC – 14,157 ; PDP – 553,003

Kogi: APC – 264,851 ; PDP – 149,987

Osun: APC – 363,603 ; PDP – 249,929

Ondo: APC – 299,889 ; PDP – 251,368

Oyo: APC – 528,620 ; PDP – 303,376

Nasarawa: APC – 236,838 ; 273,460

FCT Abuja: APC 146,399 ; PDP – 157,195



INEC would reconvene by 8pm tonight to allow sufficient time for other states to bring in their results.

thanks but i will wait for inec to declare the final result