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Romance / Oya Mk Una Laff Small... by nairabetguru(m): 9:20pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
"I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got to my fiancé's place for dinner,he seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly "Darling I have a surprise for you tonight". He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinning table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The beans I had consumed was still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my fiancé was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pressure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my fiancé returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeped through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests including his Mum and Dad were seated around the table, with hands holding their noses.. 1 Like |
Health / Re: Guys, Here Are 6 Sure Natural Ways To Get Pink And Seductive Lips by nairabetguru(m): 3:24pm On Jun 01, 2015 |
michaelobinna: so having pink lips is now a criteria for attracting the opposite sex ryte |
Pets / Re: Snap and upload your pet here [season 1] by nairabetguru(m): 12:32pm On Jun 01, 2015 |
aguizm: u dnt mean it |
Romance / Re: 5 Things Guys Should Stop Doing That Makes Girls Feel Arrogant by nairabetguru(m): 9:16pm On May 31, 2015 |
OP u on point ..... I swear |
Romance / Re: Five Things Ladies Secretly Admire In A Guy by nairabetguru(m): 1:13pm On May 25, 2015 |
lasstropinky: even Davido knows that "owo ni ko ko ma lo nogere" |
Romance / Re: Five Things Ladies Secretly Admire In A Guy by nairabetguru(m): 12:58pm On May 25, 2015 |
lasstropinky: even davido knows that "owo ni koko" |
Romance / Re: A Girl's Inbox VS A Guy's Inbox by nairabetguru(m): 12:31pm On May 20, 2015 |
Romance / Re: A Girl's Inbox VS A Guy's Inbox by nairabetguru(m): 8:31am On May 20, 2015 |
sauceny: tanchu |
Romance / Re: Truth Be Told "Nigerian Men Cheat And Nigerian Women Are Materialistic" by nairabetguru(m): 9:48am On May 19, 2015 |
naijaboiy: pls cum and lecture me on how to copy and paste |
Romance / Re: Truth Be Told "Nigerian Men Cheat And Nigerian Women Are Materialistic" by nairabetguru(m): 9:44am On May 19, 2015 |
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Romance / Re: Nigerian Women Aren't Gold-diggers, They Are Only Pursuing Happiness. by nairabetguru(m): 5:27am On May 18, 2015 |
UjSizzle:. Nigerian men are not necessaryly cheaters/Unfaithful .... They just crave sexual satisfaction..... "The more the merrier" |
Romance / Truth Be Told "Nigerian Men Cheat And Nigerian Women Are Materialistic" by nairabetguru(m): 10:42pm On May 17, 2015 |
“Nigerian men are chronically unfaithful.” “Nigerian women are materialistic.” These are two of the most common phrases in any conversation about relationships in Nigeria. I’m exploring the validity of those statements. Nigerian men complain about the materialism of Nigerian women, apparently our women are totally consumed with thoughts of money; of course no Nigerian man cares about cash. They’ll tell you that a Nigerian girl, especially the Lagos girl, falls in love with your wallet before she even looks at you. When I first heard this complaint, I felt so bad for our men. Poor kiddos, how could they cope dealing with these greedy materialistic girls? I mean I know I’ve definitely judged Nigerian girls harshly. College girls from struggling families have two hundred and fifty thousand Naira (plus) weaves, the latest smartphones, and expensive trips abroad, I know it’s their pocket- money doing all that. As I’ve grown older, I’ve gotten kinder, and less judgmental(here’s hoping). On the flip side, Nigerian women moan about the legendary infidelity of Nigerian men, Nigerian men can’t be trusted. Listening to the variety of stories about the men is absolutely petrifying; some get engaged to two women at the same time, others take mistresses on their honeymoon, placing them in the same hotel as their wives, while others maintain two families or sleep with the maids and nannies. Unfortunately, these stories aren’t fiction; we all have a few of them in our families or our close circle of friends. It’s enough to make a girl reconsider getting into this thing called marriage. Since moving back I’ve had some experiences that have made me rethink who gets the blame in this messy situation. Recently a friend was talking about setting me up; apparently he had a number of single friends who would be ideal for me. Call me a skeptic, but I was surprised that he knew so many people who I could have fulfilling relationships with, not because I’m difficult or anything of course. His answer was that they all had really well-paying jobs. Now don’t get me wrong, I don’t want to be with an ambition-less pauper, but I think there are many other qualities beyond a well- paying job that make someone a potential partner, like that pesky thing called compatibility. However, in his experience security is the first thing a Nigerian girl asks about. I’ve been on the receiving end of Nigerian men both young and old trying to throw money at me. Yet when you refuse their blatant offerings, and try to find out more about them, they are uncooperative but they’ll complain about materialistic women. I’ve heard multiple times that the majority of Nigerian women are unintelligent and unable to have decent conversations. This is generally said as a back-handed compliment to me, others in the same vein say things like “you have beauty and brains”, as though the two are incompatible. Apparently women just talk about movies, celebrities and make-up. Hearing this you would think these men are coming up with the solutions to Syria and Nigeria’s problems in their daily chats. Nah, generally they are discussing football, PS3 and if you are lucky, how to make money. I find these comments extremely insulting and not flattering in the least. I for one have never noticed a marked deficit in female intelligence among my friends and casual acquaintances, if the only women they encounter are unintelligent, the problem might be with their selection criteria not women in general. I’ve had as many terrible conversations with men as with women. This paragraph is brought on by a recent experience I had on a “date”, my date asked a question regarding some of my future academic pursuits. As I began to answer the question with the seriousness I felt it deserved, I noticed he wasn’t paying attention; he was looking down and chatting on his phone, how rude. This was the same guy who had previously commented on the lack of intelligent conversations. Ironic eh? I’ve spent a good bit of time considering both angles and I’ve reached a conclusion, it’s truthfully a chicken and the egg situation. Are the women materialistic because they realize that’s all they can depend on the men for? Are the men unfaithful because they are with women who choose them for only for what’s in their pocket? Do men present the situation to be used through their own laziness? They rather flash their bank cards than spend time courting a women learning about her interests and what makes her tick. Do women simply utilize the opportunities presented to them by men? Are both men and women simply not just using each other? After interacting with Nigerian men and women, I’ve decided that this system is mutually beneficial for the active players. The men get bought women who are so desperate for money that they’ll do anything to stroke their man’s ego. These women will turn a blind eye to all their misbehavior, and accept crappy treatment from them. The women on their part have embraced the ideology of “it’s as easy to love a rich man as a poor man.” As long as they are kitted out in the latest designers, get to travel abroad and drive nice cars, life is good. I only feel bad for those who are genuinely searching for love, for that person that completes them. 60% of Nigerians are looking to be married just to be, 30% consider marriage to be their meal ticket and the remaining 10% (probably an overly generous estimate) are sincerely searching for love. Yes, these stats are just randomly thrown out from my brain, but I don’t think the results would be different if I performed a rigorous scientific study. I’d love to hear if y’all agree or disagree. Have a blessed week. |
Romance / Re: What Do Guys Really Want? by nairabetguru(m): 9:37am On May 16, 2015 |
MsBliss:Thatz just the Gospel Truth |
Romance / A Girl's Inbox VS A Guy's Inbox by nairabetguru(m): 9:36am On May 16, 2015 |
A LADY'S phone INBOX 1..I luv u dear (EHIS ) 2..Can i take u out tonite? (Andrew) 3..I always feel bad when I see u with another man (MOSES) 4.. Sweetie don't forget d trip (MD) 5..Darling, av u seen d credit I sent u? (Collins) 6..Honey, I will do whatever it takes just for U to be by my side (Samuel) 7..Consider it done (Senator) 8..Baby, check ur a/c bal and call me back (Chairman) A GUY'S PHONE INBOX:.... 1..Your data bundle will soon expire (MTN) 2..Hey dude, give me a break! I told U Am getting married(Jane) 3..Don't u dare call me again, cheat (jumoke) 4..Am warning u 4 the last tym oo (Landlord) 5..Brother am still expecting the money for the admission form (young bro) 6..My son, how re you? Please send us some money (Mama) 7..I have not seen my period for 2 months (Ijeoma).. 8... DEAR CUSTOMER, RECHARGE UP TO.... TRUE OR FALSE?? 7 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: What Do Guys Really Want? by nairabetguru(m): 5:21pm On May 11, 2015 |
MsBliss: the ealier u realize that you cant please every1 the beta for you |
Romance / Re: What Do Guys Really Want? by nairabetguru(m): 2:47pm On May 08, 2015 |
MsBliss: the question here should be what do you want? once you figure it out.......................go out and get it 1 Like |
Romance / Re: What Can A Guy Gain From A Relationship Without Sex? by nairabetguru(m): 2:37pm On May 08, 2015 |
OrlandoOwoh: Nna truly trully "ihe emebikwala" |
Romance / Re: What Can A Guy Gain From A Relationship Without Sex? by nairabetguru(m): 2:31pm On May 08, 2015 |
There are other things that should attract a guy towards a lady, such as the level of education she has attained, her wit, a talent she has, the way she relates with people, a vocational skill she has acquired, her wealth, how many girls/women in nigeria has the above aforementioned qualities.... all dey are after is how to improve/increase their sex appeal 5 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Is It Apopriate For One To Place His GF On Monthly Allowances ?? by nairabetguru(m): 11:09am On May 07, 2015 |
adrainuche: fast foward to when she becomes ur wife>>> how much allowance will u be giving her |
Education / Re: Spending 4+ Years In A Nigerian Institution Is A Waste Of Time by nairabetguru(m): 4:48pm On May 04, 2015 |
“La cram La Pour” 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: How Many Men Is Too Much For A Lady To Have Slept With Before She Get Married by nairabetguru(m): 2:28pm On May 04, 2015 |
hmmmmmmmm |
Politics / Re: Falling Oil Prices Threaten My Agenda — Buhari by nairabetguru(m): 12:55pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
i see massive cut down in wages and allowances of civil servants and public office holders baba no dull am ooooooooooooooooo |
Celebrities / Re: Olamide Shares New Selfie With Son, Maximilliano by nairabetguru(m): 12:52pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
Godfullsam: u no like name an juventus |
Romance / Poetry Written By A 17years Old Girl Whose Virginity Was Lost!!- by nairabetguru(m): 8:47pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
We kissed, He pushed me in bed, He told me I shouldn't be scared, He told me I shouldn't feel bad. My Virginity Was lost I told him I wanted everything perfect, He told me evrythng was right, Why didn't I felt right, Damn he was a pervert. My Virginity Was lost. He kissed me while throwing my clothes on the floor, He locked the door, He told me not to scream, This was like a dream, My Virginity Was lost. Blood scatted in the bed, I took my pants and belt, I felt sick and bad. My Virginity Was Lost. He said to me, Thanks for the service, You may now leave my section, As threw me my bag, These words I shall remember, He left me with an infant, Few months past, He died of Aids, Meaning I had it too, My virginity Was Lost. He played me. He used me as his tool, How can he be so cruel, I thought he was cool, Damn I was a fool, My virginity Was Lost..... Dear Ladies BE WISE.. Share to enlighten others too! Thanks.. |
Politics / Re: Man Rides Bicycle From Kaduna To Lagos To Thank Yorubas For Voting Buhari by nairabetguru(m): 11:23am On Apr 28, 2015 |
Wahala dey ooooOoooooooo |
Romance / Re: How Do Girls Manage To Have Sex More Than Once A Day? by nairabetguru(m): 8:29am On Apr 28, 2015 |
Webmasters / Re: Opinion: 5 Reasons Why Nairaland Is Better Than Facebook For Nigerians by nairabetguru(m): 7:02pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
dickrider: When a whole "dickrider" cumz complaining about sex starved men on nairaland...... Then u know that this mata don enter another dimension 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Morgan Puts Bare Ass On Display In New Photo. by nairabetguru(m): 6:53pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
Sex sells #fact Beyounce has done more than dis.... |
Romance / Re: (photo): I Need Somebody by nairabetguru(m): 12:37pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
buygala: i doubt if he can even buy gala |
Romance / Re: Do You Agree With This??(pix) by nairabetguru(m): 12:28pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
kitnah: abi she don see my paycheque ni |
Romance / Re: Do You Agree With This??(pix) by nairabetguru(m): 12:26pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
Lala247: where does 10% tithe goes and atleast 10% savings goes |
Romance / Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell by nairabetguru(m): 12:05pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
mirexxx: ladies are more guilty of number 8 |
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