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twinskenny:
How much? Am interested 08051355133

I sent you an SMS. It's N68,000 each.

Too much makeup is bad.

I have 2 New unused Microsoft Lumia XL 640 Single SIM Windows 8 Mobile phones, orange color for sale.

Interested kindly call or WhatsApp me on 08182596453. Please only interested and serious buyers please.

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http://asknigeria.com.ng/topic/348/2-brand-new-microsoft-lumia-xl-640-5-7-quad-core-13mp-win-8-smartphone-for-sale

Those ain't chests but folded breasts

Happy Birthday my namesake. More power and wisdom to your elbows, you might soon start using them.

Can the industry make her focus on her studies again so?

Do you think they're disadvantages to child acting?

PrinxArthur1:
you are a redundant ignoramus, Read before vomiting rubbish!!!

Haba PrinxArthur, what did the fellow say that brought out curses from you.

He even made a valid point and contribution.

thinkdip:
Stop quoting the scripture out of context, Osinbajo is a subordinate and not a servant. He might be working in a lower rank he is still a colleaque to Buhari and Buhari can never be a master to him, he can only be a boss

Subordinate and servant?

Lower rank and higher rank?

Master and Boss?

I don't get you? Who does Osinbajo report to?

So because in English language, i and my Head of Department are colleagues, does it mean i don't report to him or wouldn't answer queries from him?

Whether Master or Boss, or Lower Rank or Higher Rank, or Subordinate or Servant, one is higher than the other.

48 laws of power Law 1: Never Outshine your Master. Don't even do things as if you're better than him. Like I said Osinbajo knows better, he should close his ears to praise singers.

2kass:
I can't see the DSS boss...

Anyways the Prof is hardworking,

You are the Boss!!!

1st picture, seated second from right, with white goatee beards.

thinkdip:
Great man.
You are better than your boss

That's the beginning of problem.

I don't know if you're a Christian, if yes, John 15: 20a "Remember what I told you: 'A servant is not greater than his master.' ".

The same praises was sang into Atiku's head, he fell out of favour with his Boss. Osinbajo is a christian pastor, he should know better.

These are testing and trying times for him, humility should guide him.

These are the ones we should be emulating and nairaland should promote frequently.

God bless you tony.

Mynd44:
We also encourage uncle Bruce to forward a payment of 11 billion to AMCON.

Hahahahaha

lawbabs:
You don't know simple economics. You are not better than those who can't read and write. How could u turn a major economic issue to politics.

If you want to go political, then you must realize that ur uncle that was there before didn't understand savings for the rainy days. They were looting dollars directly from cbn. They didn't think of these current time when crude oil will crash and our production capacity will be impaired by vandalism. They spent and stole all the dollar earned when crude was $124/barrel. So how come u re expecting this administration to save the Naira when there was no export proceeds to back it up.

So grow up and get some sense...

I tire for that guy ooo. His speeches just display partisanship.

adrianstylez:
Please where can I locate them in Lagos?

Opebi Allen, opposite Spectranet, after GT Bank.

adrianstylez:
How did you fund it sir?

I funded it by purchasing USD from Sula Bureau De Change.

Surprisingly i bought it at N400 per USD and that was early this month.

A lucky and hard working woman

Hmmm... a chinese man also stopped because the water underneath stinks

http://www.nairadays.com/2016/10/21/man-stops-suicide-attempt-because-dirty-river-stinks/

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mavinc4u:
He forgot to tell you that their rate is the same as black market.

Hahahahaha, abeg i no want again.

bassdow:
Learn to read reviews and comments so as to know what others think of.

Always do your own assignment before committing money

You're right, i have learnt my lesson.

Thanks

bassdow:
Please trust no stranger (especially those making you believe you need someone over there and are willing to provide one)

It's true some Banks have disabled international transactions BUT not all banks. Just ask around. The likes of GTB, SkyBank, Stanbic IBTC, etc still accepts Foreign transactions.

As for whoever wants to pay you abroad, they can pay you via

1. Western Union - You can even cashout your money straight to your bank account without going to the bank. Western union uses the standard exchange rate which can be lower than what you get from the black markets (Mallams)

2. Payoneer - Though I have their card but haven't used them but they are reliable. The person pays into your payoneer account and you cashout using their ATM

3. WorldRemit - The person can pay money direct into your Nigerian bank account.

4. Domicilary account - You get paid in foreign currency which you can cashout in either $, £, €, ¥, etc. If you dont have this Or if you know any close relative or friend who is trustworthy and who is willing to help you.

5. Other ecurrency platforms like Payza, Bitcoin, PayPal, etc. - The person can pay into your account and with the help of any reliable exchanger, you can cash your money.
Ecurrency exchangers are everywhere even on NairaLand. Just look for a trustworthy one. Don't be afraid, they are easy to spot.


NB: Always be careful what advice or information you digest when in any public forum.

Wishing you the best of lucks.

In your search for e-currency funders avoid @Donabydeco, i wanted payoneer funds and i paid into his First Bank account, but uptill today my call he no pick again, Payoneer Dollars i no see.

Avoid that guy. He uses these mobile 08132464030 and 08021105314

kindklemz:
You guys should try FCMB, they have a monthly cap of $3000 with their premium shavings account

Are you serious?

Malolu:
Are you sure of this? My Africard has been useless since last year. It will be great if this one is exempted. I am sure of Access visa naira card with a monthly limit of $100

UBA-Africard has the same $100 a month restriction. The main thing is just to go for a DOM account with an associated dollar card , though expensive but its the way i just adopted. You can imagine, just to carry out online payments last month, i had to use 3 GT Bank MasterCard because of monthly cap, my own, my wife's card and my mum's card.

To avoid the wahala, i just painfully applied for GTB Dollar Card.

cytell56:
Shallow knowledge. So you dont know that Germany produces AUDI too?

Thank you teacher, i know.

Class, not bad for a Senate President.

Meanwhile the German Chancellor rides an Audi A8 W12 Engine while they sell the mercedes brand to the world.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dd/AudiA8_Kanzlerwagen.jpg/640px-AudiA8_Kanzlerwagen.jpg

I wonder what type of cars did Buhari reject before he was inaugurated as President? Besides i've been seeing Osinbajo in one BMW like that; wonder what type of specs it'll be?

Na wa ooo.

Dolphins are cool and intelligent animals.

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A Tanzanian man has been arrested for allegedly sealing off his sister in a septic tank (soakaway pit) for 2 years.

The crime occurred inside a small town in the African nation of Tanzania. There, a 25 year old woman was rescued from a septic tank after allegedly being held there for 2 years by her brother.

The alleged brother – 32 year old Nathan Machoma – was reportedly following instructions from a witch doctor who told him to put his sister in the tank – and he would become rich.

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He had reported his sister missing to the police, but his maid became suspicious about his regular visits to the tank, and checked what was in it when he was at work.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBoE3liLirY

Neemah Machoma was severely malnourished and emotionally disturbed, but is recovering from the ordeal. Nathan Machoma was arrested.

Source: http://www.nairadays.com/2017/02/01/woman-kept-in-septic-tank-for-2-years-rescued/

Heliport? I.E Where helicopters land? Governors abeg fear God. Abi am i missing something?

Dickson; Dickson help Bayelsa get it's own airport before you leave there. Bayelsa has no airport.

Most sky scrapers in Lagos have heliports, so why inviting the Acting President to commision a Heliport? Don't tell me this is an achievement of the dickson government. Haaaaaa Nigeria oooo

Chinco product, chinco financed and funded probably. Not bad anyway.

If a holistic approach can be used for it to be leased to those drivers, then it's the best way to go. This move will reduce the amount of soot and pollution on lagos roads by as much as 43%.

God save Nigeria.

If we can clearly define the role of a governor and give more powers to the LGS like the mayoral system of advanced countries and also trim the excesses permitted by the constitution for our national assembly occupants, then the future is bright for this nation.

I feel the powers available to a governor is too much, the immunity clause itself is an overkill, its unbelievable.

owobokiri:
They keep acting like they have got a masterstroke of a plan up their sleeves..., as if they are bidding their time and will unleash at the appropriate time, a series of plans to finally reign in a wayward economy.., But the stunning reality is that they have ran out of ideas.. They are as empty as they look..It is alarming. These men actually don't know what to do?? Why the desperation for power then?

I don't know what you want? You've made your intentions known by protesting, maybe you didn't, message has been passed across, government have heard. The highest authority in Government today is responding personally and you're still angrily speaking discontent. We know what the protesters wanted initially but God pass them, so many are just wailers; let them wait for 2019.

GodIsFoolish:
Instead wet I go watch their film I go Cary cutlass go dey clear grass for anywhere

Hahaha guy you really hate that program ooo.

IVORY2009:
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Your post does not make sense bro....

Bro, can you give us your postulations to his post and not ride on the wings of likes and emotions. I went through all the pages and don't seem to have seen your response. I now you can come up with something constructive. If his post doesn't make sense, please let's hear yours.