Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,156,454 members, 7,830,241 topics. Date: Thursday, 16 May 2024 at 06:30 PM

NairaEffect's Posts

Nairaland Forum / NairaEffect's Profile / NairaEffect's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (of 12 pages)

Celebrities / Re: Majek Fashek And Pastor Paul Adefarasin Pose Together by NairaEffect(m): 11:47am On Jul 31, 2017
iamtardey:
Ogbeni NairaEffect... you don vex fast fast... e ma binu sir cheesy

I no vex. Lol. Let's encourage the man. He's had his own share of life's issues. He's taking steps and I hope he bounces back fully.
Celebrities / Re: Majek Fashek And Pastor Paul Adefarasin Pose Together by NairaEffect(m): 11:12am On Jul 31, 2017
iamtardey:
somebody should just buy more clothes for this man.... and change his cap too undecided

Has he come to beg you for clothes? Everyone has their own style abeg. Hating in a lame way.
Celebrities / Re: Majek Fashek And Pastor Paul Adefarasin Pose Together by NairaEffect(m): 11:10am On Jul 31, 2017
heckymaicon:
ganger farmer inside church

The Church is open and welcomes all without any discrimination whatsoever... You wouldn't even spell ganja correctly. SMH for you.
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu To Visit Lagos And Kaduna, Confirms Via Video by NairaEffect(m): 10:45am On Jul 31, 2017
gowaga68:

Nnamdi Kanu too knows nothing about the war as it was fought before he even came to life.
you see how you fell without much stories that Kanu was agitating for referendum and not for war? [s]biko, was he preaching in lots of his videos thats everywhere on social media though the help of Radio Biafra[/s][?
make your points clear but dont lie grin grin grin

Make your writing clear. You are not communicating.
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu To Visit Lagos And Kaduna, Confirms Via Video by NairaEffect(m): 9:44am On Jul 31, 2017
This guy is symbolic of cult leaders from his dressing to his mode of hypnotising his followers.. He is trying to form charisma that is not there. Ideology = 0.

The government had better come get this guy... This time for attempted suicide. Who doesn't know the volatile state of Kaduna. Now he wants to go there preaching Biafra.

Guys sit back, history kilishi is about to be made. grin

Romance / Re: Beautiful Slay Queen Slays In Cherubim And Seraphim Church Robe by NairaEffect(m): 1:21am On Jul 31, 2017
Rorachy:
Your stupidity is astonishing.

Ugly, dirty afonja thing.
Go and clean your dirty self before you talk to me fo0l.

Now you're pained. Were you not the same person grin grin before?
Rather than going tribal with OP, why not get busy sand filling the borehole in your collarbone after which you can Google Search your now famous missing left breast
shocked

3 Likes

Romance / Re: Beautiful Slay Queen Slays In Cherubim And Seraphim Church Robe by NairaEffect(m): 12:58am On Jul 31, 2017
last35:
Goan find your missing left breast first... grin

CHAI! Thought you would have told her to go and correct her personal text first.. That's personal though.
Phones / Re: SAW THIS FLYING OBJECT IN MY STREET TODAY by NairaEffect(m): 12:26am On Jul 31, 2017
Must be the latest model of Aladdin's flying carpet...

Why wasn't any other person on the street looking? They must have gotten used to seeing it everyday?

Jokes apart, that's a flying saucer. Don't thank me. We learn everyday. grin

1 Like

Phones / Re: SAW THIS FLYING OBJECT IN MY STREET TODAY by NairaEffect(m): 12:17am On Jul 31, 2017
stanuplane:
u fools, its just a toy drone. u can buy one of those from amazon.

Your dry skull there!! Is "toy" written on it? Are all drones toys? Biggest FOOL

2 Likes

Sports / Re: Photo Of A Female Paramedic Attending To A Male Footballer Goes Viral by NairaEffect(m): 9:48am On Jul 30, 2017
demefa:
Another bomb from an illiterate pig=For your information, conversate is bad grammar. Dilapidated fellow with low quality education correct yourselfIt's a shame you can't differentiate between a good grammar and a bad one. Your entire lineage can't boast of a handsome human like me. You're from a lineage of pigs, nothing good can come from that lineage.

Big HEdiot.. You reek of "painment" sir. You must have found it difficult getting some sleep. Poor thing.

Did you just say "differentiate between a good grammar and a bad one." CHAI!! Diariz bomb O! shocked
You can't stop making foolery of yourself. You sure would have been better off smoking weed with your parent's money. Bloody FULL!

The petty shots you're taking reminds me of when we "messed" ourselves as primary school students.
Examples: You mess, Buhari appear for Naija. You mess, Seun forget say na him get Nairaland.

Having diagnosed you with chronic dementia with reoccurring episodes of delusion of grandeur, I'm not surprised you think you're the most handsome man in your village. cry

You probably work with one of those photography studios at NYSC orientation camps. Why won't you form handsome when you've undergone plastic surgery courtesy of photo editing. grin
If actually you did slip through some tertiary institution, such school should probably be reevaluated by the NUC as to accreditation.

OK Handsome FULL, (would have addressed you as a proper fool that you are but for today being a Sunday) you said you are "educated" right! I expected you to do some basic research but your retarded brain obviously can't handle such. Typical quarter baked "graduate".

It is obvious you have a soaked sanitary pad in that head of yours that looks like this comment box. Definitely not what we know to be a brain. That said, I drop my pen.

Sports / Re: Photo Of A Female Paramedic Attending To A Male Footballer Goes Viral by NairaEffect(m): 1:18am On Jul 30, 2017
demefa:
Another bomb from an illiterate.!!I bet you can't make a sentence without grammatical errors.Please prove me wrong.Let's not forget that i caught five grammatical errors in one sentence of yoursI know your kind, you hide under cheap words like PUN, PUNK and phrases you see people use on forums. Stop copying and pasting, conversate like a literate. That's if you are!! We are not equals, you lack good quality education. Well it's not your fault, I blame the bastards who gave birth to you.

Indeed, we are not equals and never will be. You're miles behind me you schizophrenic fella.. tongue tongue
Now I see why you think you have good quality education... Delusion of grandeur is only symptomatic of your dementia after all.

For your information, "conversate" is bad grammar. Converse would have done the job but your MUMU self wants to form educated. tongue

While we are reading stories of corp members doing great things in their service year... Look at your life outside.

(In M.I's voice) "See wowo pikin dey form handsome... Kelechukwu clap for yourself... Well done!"

I rest my case. tongue

Sports / Re: Photo Of A Female Paramedic Attending To A Male Footballer Goes Viral by NairaEffect(m): 12:24am On Jul 30, 2017
demefa:
Mr ITK your empty head can't make a good sentence, this is what you should have wrote=All that is left for him is to lay his hand on you, ring his bell "then shout "receive sense!!" I just found five errors in a sentence u made. Have u ever seen the four corners of a classroom??.U when correct your father English abi?? May thunder fire that your rotten face. Ur type is a disgrace to Nigerian youths.

Mr. Dementia. Inasmuch as I was using semiformal English on that thread you dug up, there is absolutely nothing wrong in saying "lay hand". Consult your English teacher.

Thanks for telling me what I should have WROTE ... grin

You've just succeeded in showing how much of an imbe..cile you are bros. I bet you're dripping saliva onto your phone right now... No wonder your "App" keeps predicting rubbish. shocked
Your type is a disgrace to affordable and accessible technology. If not for your "UK used" Android phone and cheap internet, you wouldn't be here making a fool of yourself and your household.

Now gerrarahia!!

Sports / Re: Photo Of A Female Paramedic Attending To A Male Footballer Goes Viral by NairaEffect(m): 12:03am On Jul 30, 2017
demefa:
I know you're from a very lame family, you haven't used an android phone in your entire life. How will you know that there is an app that predict what we type and caused that error!!!! I cn sit you and all the elders in your lame family and teach you people English language.I bet you to prove me wrong....and you will see that your just as foolish,useless,ignorant as the idiot that gave birth to you.

You can rant for all I care punk! I wonder why your moniker isn't DEMENTIA because you show very clear signs of dementia sir. Maybe you spelt it wrong because of your "App" that predicts rubbish. What if I have never used an android phone? Is that your measure of success? ODE clap for yourself na. Haven't you heard of the iPhone??
I'm not a low life tramp unlike you so I will just keep your family out of this (that's if you have any).

demefa:
Another bomb of his on this thread, this guy can't make a sentence without an error. English Language is his greatest enemy Correct that sentence for him.

Yeah... I repeat "no cause for control, everything is under alarm"...
Have you ever heard of PUN aka Wordplay in your wretch of a life? If not, look it up and download small sense. grin
Sports / Re: Photo Of A Female Paramedic Attending To A Male Footballer Goes Viral by NairaEffect(m): 9:59am On Jul 29, 2017
demefa:

I understand dnt listen him again,its his type dat lure gals online to der homes nd rape or kill.
ReneeNuttall:


U sound like u knw him very well,BTW are u a psychologist?

Ms., please "don't listen him" that can't even compose a simple sentence and claims to know... To know rubbish!
Sports / Re: Photo Of A Female Paramedic Attending To A Male Footballer Goes Viral by NairaEffect(m): 3:29am On Jul 29, 2017
It is called "professional touch".. No cause for control. Everything is under alarm. grin
Politics / Re: Biafra Is Getting Serious. See What I Saw Today (pics) by NairaEffect(m): 10:46pm On Jul 27, 2017
MalcoImX:
Or, 'In Africa Biafra Died.'

Like Biafra ever lived..
Politics / Re: Photos Of Buhari With APC And PDP Governors And Aisha Buhari In London by NairaEffect(m): 11:49pm On Jul 26, 2017
Amarabae:
Why is Umahi not wearing an Igbo attire?
Is Agbada an Igbo attire?
The yoruba governor there is wearing a yoruba attire.
The Hausa governor is wearing an Hausa attire.
Why is Umahi an Igbo governor wearing Agbada instead of IsiAgu attire or AkwaOcha attire?
DEFEATIST MENTALITY.


Must you bring in such trivialities as tribalism?
Nigerian politicians are known to embrace attires from other ethnic groups as they deem fit..
If he was wearing a suit, you'll still complain that he didn't tie wrapper on it.
End time... Bigots be eating up their own. embarassed
Car Talk / Re: Just Saw A Toyota Ferari In Lagos Street. by NairaEffect(m): 10:48pm On Jul 26, 2017
It doesn't matter if the car is not a Ferrari. What matters is the state of mind with which you drive it... angry
You can be driving a VW Beatle with a Bugatti state of mind or a Golf 4 with a G-Wagon state of mind. It's all about mindset.
Haters gonna hate anyways... grin
Education / Re: Read These Shocking Tweets About Kay Bello,The Guy Expelled From The Law School. by NairaEffect(m): 11:27pm On Jul 25, 2017
sEGXY2:
So speaking against school management equals expulsion. Pls how did we get here? On what grounds was he expelled? Speaking against management? Institutions should be always open to criticism and in a case where demands are unrealistic a dialogue should ensue. And to think this kind of thing happened in law school where justice should be upholded is kinda appalling. no wonder jungle justice is the order of the day, the judicial system is a conglomerate of stomach infrastructure seeking niwits.

You mean UPHELDed? grin
Education / Re: Nigerian Law School 2017/2018 Prospective Students (info Sharing) by NairaEffect(m): 11:05pm On Jul 25, 2017
hibee4uall:
Good job OP.

Pls has Unilorin list been sent to law sch?

I believe most (if not all) schools have sent names.
Go to the Law School website and check under your school using your Matric number and Surname.
Education / Re: Student With Small-Stout While Reading For Exams (photo) by NairaEffect(m): 3:10pm On Jul 25, 2017
Panzerfaust:
Abeg! No be the same U.I? What are Spices and "Abe Igi" for?

Lol.. Some years back, Abe igi during exams was KDL annex where Aunty B was librarian. grin
Travel / Re: Pilot Who Couldn't Make It To Church On Sunday Does This During Flight. Photos by NairaEffect(m): 1:43pm On Jul 25, 2017
Sleyanya1:



Lol..So what do I use now to reply your slow brain?? Cuz I know you have one. grin

Education / Nigerian Law School 2017/2018 Prospective Students (info Sharing) by NairaEffect(m): 1:33pm On Jul 25, 2017
For those who will be enrolling at the Nigerian Law School for the 2017/2018 session.
You may check the NLS website for the eligible applicants list for your university (Bar II applicants).
Feel free to post updates and relevant information you may have.

Good luck.

1 Like

Celebrities / Re: Pepsi Will Be Reducing The Price Of Pepsi 50cl Because Tekno Begged by NairaEffect(m): 1:06pm On Jul 25, 2017
If this happens, Coke own don spoil.. Shebi they can like to sell their 60CL for 150. Dem no go tell dem before dem bring am come 90 Naira.. Tekno and I still dey observe. grin
Politics / Re: I Love Dancing & I Take It As An Exercise- Dancing Senator, Ademola Adeleke Says by NairaEffect(m): 10:10am On Jul 22, 2017
[quote author=neoOduduwa post=58651149][/quote]

I know you prefer the one on the right... grin

Travel / Re: Pilot Who Couldn't Make It To Church On Sunday Does This During Flight. Photos by NairaEffect(m): 11:27pm On Jul 18, 2017
Sleyanya1:
Nice one pilot , that's why he's God.

Understanding what men cannot see & searching through the heart.

If you're an petroleum explorationist and asked be on rig Gulf of Mexico, offshore but On a Sunday morning.

Will you you want to go to church that day

Even your pastor fit pursue sef... grin

1 Like

Travel / Re: Pilot Who Couldn't Make It To Church On Sunday Does This During Flight. Photos by NairaEffect(m): 11:21pm On Jul 18, 2017
Another only in Nigeria episode..!
This guy would have lost his license in some other countries for letting himself "get distracted".

Na him like God pass abii.. Couldn't he have attended church at his destination upon landing?

Since God rested on the seventh day, he should have just spread his mat in the cockpit and sleep na...

3 Likes

Nairaland / General / Re: Never Do This To A Lady by NairaEffect(m): 11:19pm On Jul 17, 2017
Another even accused her of being a tent raider.. �

Nairaland / General / Re: Never Do This To A Lady by NairaEffect(m): 11:17pm On Jul 17, 2017
Someone even dipped her in his tea for added flavor... grin

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (of 12 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 52
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.