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These ones don't know the value of anything o.

Won't be surprised if they don't value their lives sef.

bennie1980:
I want to buy Infinity FX45. Kindly add me on whatsapp if you have it. 08147865271

Which year's model are you seeking? Can help make contacts

I thought he was now a private citizen...

Meanwhile, Osinbajo soon be like...

Mr. Ibu.

Sabi man.

Blood of Scissors!

This girl is possessed.

See wetin only her dey possess.

It's none of my business sha... After all wetin concern agbero with overload.

AlwaysUltraPad:
don't mind that chubby thing.

She wouldn't have made noise if they used her hips for advert o.

She's just mad cos the store did not identify her selling point.

The store didn't claim they made the beads. Did they?

The other day, that was how I saw my pic being used to advertise the latest Rolls Royce. Why didn't I make noise?

We celebs should be used to these by now.

montygo:
I weak

Happy new weak.

Sebastine1994:
I am not moved by luxury things. I wouldn't have commented but to advice our nigerian boys. You see life is short, Make good use of your time here on earth. Two generation from now you will fade from people's memory. All these are vanity. They appeal to our ego and emotions. Why would you spend such whopping amount on a box on wheel.
This is the ultimate goal of most Of our youths. To lavish without working. For showing off. Leave your mark on earth. These things won't make you happy. Don't chase happiness. By making others happy you become happy. Forget about impressing your parents and friends. Life is not a race.
I once bought an iphone4 thinking it would make me happy but it didn't. I kept buying gadgets to impress. Buying more clothes than I needed. They keep adding more gimmick to sell more...

Heeeyy! Hollit dia!

We are talking new generation Rolls Royce, you're talking iPhone 4.

Wazzzrungwityu?

purem:
Mhen those guy in that pic na the real alien be dat o

Buh wait o OP shey 4 Mars dem get technology

If you ask me, na who I go ask...

My opinion: The technology in Mars is the one humans go with for space exploration. Not sure if Martians have their own technology.

You don see real alien before?

Targaeryian:
I really pity this guy if he goes ahead to marry her.
Marriage isn't dating.

Pity yourself bro

savagefinder:
Mr.. He said the truth.. Africans are light years behind in terms of everything.. And we are too primitive in our thinking.. Imagine a country faced with recession instead of trying to fix it everyone is asking for their Republic.. Yes.. We all deserve to be called baboons.. You, me, your father, my father if we act like them in the midst of a civilized world then we are baboons

Your father. I repeat; YOUR REAL FATHER!

Go turn in yourself and your family to the zoo.
We will pay to come see you all in your palatial cages.
This will generate revenue for our country. Let this be your family's contribution to the nation.
You all belong there amongst the raccoons and the baboons.
If not for anything, you will have fun spending the rest of your life with members of your extended family; the gorillas and chimpanzees.

Anyone whose skill set includes the ability to protect Earth from aliens still has more than a week to apply for what may just be their dream job.

NASA is looking for a planetary protection officer.

What that means in technical terms is someone who can help with the "avoidance of organic-constituent and biological contamination in human and robotic space exploration".

The job advert notes that "space flight missions may intentionally or unintentionally carry Earth organisms and organic constituents to the planets or other solar system bodies".

Equally, spacecraft could return "to Earth and its biosphere with samples from extraterrestrial targets of exploration".

The job ad says that "frequent travel may be required", although it does not specify whether that is simply on Earth, or around the solar system too.

It goes without saying that anyone thinking of applying needs "advanced knowledge of planetary protection".

They also need diplomacy skills that "resulted in win-win solutions" - plus a degree in physical science, engineering or mathematics.

The successful candidate will be paid between $124,406 and $187,000.

Perks - such as a company spacecraft - are not mentioned.

Security clearance is described as "secret".

It is not a new post. The current holder, Catharine Conley, was presented with a pair of sunglasses on her first day in the job back in 2006 - bringing to mind Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith in Men in Black.

Dr Conley told the New York Times in 2015 that she was keen to keep Mars from becoming contaminated by anything from Earth.

"If we're going to look for life on Mars, it would be really kind of lame to bring Earth life and find that instead," Dr Conley said.

"So far, Mars is still pretty clean."

If you can help keep it that way, you have until 14 August to apply.

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P.S: Good luck Nairalanders. I hope one of us gets this one.

Culled: http://news.sky.com/story/nasa-seeks-employee-to-protect-earth-from-aliens-10971817

Na so!

Why then did he contest for Presidency.

innosaint27:



Hmmmm,

Who made Azadus a star singer
Is he not that same failed artist whose destiny one "madam" sat on?

I'd almost forgotten an artist like him ever existed.
Just imagine how he jumped into my world with such a foul complainT.

Alright, DSTV have heard you.
can you pls crawl back to to that hole where you have been quietly existing!




BTW, NwaAmaikpe come and see oooo
Azadus is complaining about your favourite cartoon

A F.O.O.L is what thou art...
Attack the issue not the person.
Even if it is false, it is a legitimate concern on the part of right thinking people who came across the picture.

Meanwhile, I think...

Mama can now slay...

CHAI!

Lemme give this one to apostle..
Make him fit pray for me..

Topgainer:
Nobody contributed jack from his sheeples, his Church is not yet populated!
It is either a contribution from members of his fraternity or he did the usual with the tithes&seeds.

You sound like the head usher of his church... Tuck truu

Keep the bobo...

Gimme shine shine bobo instead..

Pig style

Young for him pocket.
Congrats to him all the same.

holatin:
follow me

No be only you waka come?

holatin:
and I have the penis

Carry am go ATM Bros.

NwaAmaikpe:



Is this not the height of hypocrisy?
He wears made in Nigerian wears, yet his kids live and school abroad.


How patriotic is that?

Send your kids abroad if e dey pain you.
Slay pappy

Even a mad woman won't do this to her daughter. This one is more than mad..

Keneking:
But where is lalasticlala sef

He's sucking breast somewhere..

crazysaint:




Burutai, is clueless as a rotten vegetable in london. Am still wonderng who appoint such a coward being as chief of army staff.

Someone who remove his camouflage and hide and disguise as a mere driver during armrobber attacked, is that one worth calling chief of army staff?

Tell that demented fellow in london to tender his resignation letter before this week runs out, we nigerians won't take it anymore, we have excercise patient long enough.

Your grammar alone is enough to demoralize out gallant soldiers.
You're a crazy patient from where again??

Imagine someone like Diezani now returning her WAEC certificate and claiming born again...

Who that one epp?

Meanwhile, I think...

Newman533:
Electrical engineering yet we are not having steady light.

Are you a Learner? Na Jambite wan give you light abii?