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Celebrities / Re: Maryam Booth Reacts To Her Leaked Nude Video, Accuses Deezell, Her Ex Boyfriend by nairalanduseles: 9:41am On Feb 09, 2020
I wish he is sent to jail.......imagine what this lady would have had to go through mentally.......ladies need to keep standing up against injustice ........i stand with her

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Religion / Re: Five Things Every Christian Must Know About Sex (must Read) by nairalanduseles: 9:27am On Feb 09, 2020
Sex is good
Sex relieves stress
Sex makes u younger
Sex makes your brain function better
Sex is for reproduction


Thats it mate

Pornography ain't active participating.....its just stimulating the brain and very educative

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Religion / Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by nairalanduseles: 8:24am On Feb 09, 2020
PregnantlySingu:
Thank you

No prayer can help you ooooooo..... only true friends and family can
Politics / Re: Amotekun Personnel To Carry Licensed Firearms — South-West Attorney Generals by nairalanduseles: 7:58am On Feb 09, 2020
NigeriaBam:


You need to be check..

Time will tell .......thats how you all got excited with Sars ....and burhari......time will tell
Politics / Re: Amotekun Personnel To Carry Licensed Firearms — South-West Attorney Generals by nairalanduseles: 7:38am On Feb 09, 2020
larry90500:
Amotekun is here to stay Stronger! grin

We really need to check those guys riding bikes in the S.West lately, where did they come from exactly? They ride recklessly, yet when did hit you, they come with full confidence to confront you and attack you!. We really need to do something about them and protect our S.west.

God Bless Amotekun.
God Bless Yoruba.
God Bless S.West.
God Bless Nigeria.


Give them just 3 months u will be crying

When they start harassing and killing innocent citizens

I weep for Nigeria

Japa

The country is heading for total anarchy

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Religion / Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by nairalanduseles: 7:07am On Feb 09, 2020
PregnantlySingu:
My faince's ex said over her dead body will I get married to him, but I didn't even take that seriously . Fiance had a crash on his way to our introduction leaving me pregnant and alone. Beside myself in grief. Don't know if I should abort or leave it be so as to give it out to a good childless couple.


How far are you pls don't abort .........if u need assistance talk to his family and feel free to holla at me
Religion / Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by nairalanduseles: 7:03am On Feb 09, 2020
PregnantlySingu:
Amen. Thank you

Sorry for your loss .......if u need anything feel free to ask .....sad
Health / Re: Coronavirus Casualties Surpass SARS; At Least 811 Deaths Recorded So Far by nairalanduseles: 6:29am On Feb 09, 2020
kennyz247:
I pray God visit and show China his Mercy quickly

Like he showed Nigeria mercy with Burhari

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Nairaland / General / Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by nairalanduseles: 10:19pm On Feb 06, 2020
Karemarealty288:
the very first day I drank plenty Vino Tinto Red wine thinking its soft drink even while advice was flowing from all corner for me to slow down.....cos my friends knows am not an alcoholic....and ended up jumping inside Rochaster Hotel swimming pool fully dressed....that's on he day my guy was wedding his white wife in Festac Town..I couldn't recall exactly what happened but they said I was just saying rubbish and screaming....and singing national anthem..... grin

I swear i go know you ......this incident happens early 2000 right

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Nairaland / General / Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Public? by nairalanduseles: 10:10pm On Feb 06, 2020
Shibaraba:
Me and one very fine girl dey chat for lecture theatre after I Don consume four days beans Wey I Don use warming scatter him life. Small time mess show. I dey push the mess back. Mess accumulate I come dey feel somehow. Belle dey rumble. If I wan excuse the girl she go follow. She no want make I move far. As I see say she gum me I devise plan say make I carry her go open place way people dey so even if I start to mess plenty people dey Wey she go suspect. Na so we go front I say make I release the mess sample am. As in small small release. As I relax my Yansh muscle see force wey mess take come out. Fruuuuuuuuuprapraprapra. Mess comot with full force water shit escort am. Come dey flow down my leg gently. Painful part be say everybody hear. Like say make ground swallow me. I left hanty run enter bush o. Na there I call my men make them bring change of clothes and pure water bag make I use clean up. As for class them use am yab me till I nearly die.
World famous SmG.... Sub messing Gun.
The name stuck I swear.
Stupid hanty wey we gist still follow them yab me..come go date my guy. So wetin I gain upon the embarrassment...... Nothing



Hahahh u got me lol at work ......u should be a comedian i swear i will buy your ticket....thanks for making me laugh

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Travel / Re: Turkey Plane Splits Into 3 Parts After Skidding Off Runway, Kills 3, Injures 179 by nairalanduseles: 10:10am On Feb 06, 2020
zoghys:


Guy, just because you have different political view to BBQ doesnt give you the excuse to play with something that important.


Go siddon dey speak English wet no fit u
Travel / Re: Turkey Plane Splits Into 3 Parts After Skidding Off Runway, Kills 3, Injures 179 by nairalanduseles: 10:09am On Feb 06, 2020
masterflowx:


Hope is not inside the plane...?

How na who dash monkey banana ..........na biker mice
Celebrities / Re: Kirk Douglas Dies, Aged 103 by nairalanduseles: 8:49am On Feb 06, 2020
post=86418454:
Yaaaawwwwnnnnn

Wherever u dey .......may kf locate u with better metete
Celebrities / Re: Kirk Douglas Dies, Aged 103 by nairalanduseles: 8:44am On Feb 06, 2020
post=86418379:
Nairalanduseless is wailing o.
Severe pains grin cheesy

No am not if the moderator can't ban u for calling someone a niggar.......it speaks volume ......and u re both males.......interesting i do know what lots of meat sellers do....... and una go dey condemb boborisky
Celebrities / Re: Kirk Douglas Dies, Aged 103 by nairalanduseles: 8:40am On Feb 06, 2020
post=86417545:
REST IN PERFECT PEACE Man!

He was a real niggar back in those days!!

We are all gonna die, but may God let us go in our old age.

Moderators.......calling someone Niggar is derregatory ........ you should do the needful
Travel / Re: General Meeting Of Nigerians In Saint Petersburg, Russia (Photos) by nairalanduseles: 10:21am On Jan 29, 2020
mrkings84:
Boss Kunle I sight u.... My school mate now flexing in far away Russia while am here in this shithole of a zoo suffering.......

Sobssss!!!

Dont let anyone lie to you ain't no flexing there

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Family / Re: My Husband Can’t Satisfy Me Sexually – Wife by nairalanduseles: 10:12pm On Jan 26, 2020
No time u re old news
Celebrities / Re: Davido Visits British International School In Lagos by nairalanduseles: 12:36pm On Jan 24, 2020
KrazzyAndy:
Look at most of the students the oldest person there should be about 17 and they're all carrying iphones not 7 not 8 BUT x and 11
My brother my sister HUSTLE OHHHHH!!!!!


Aruba in 1977 idi amin talk am say at a time no time ........words of a wise man ............U re sighted ........so clear so tey.....................hustle
Celebrities / Re: Asa: I Am A Marlian, Though Yahoo Boys Emptied My Account by nairalanduseles: 8:12am On Jan 24, 2020
AfroKnight:


Your parents are about to get swindled by your fellow yahoo boys. Don’t worry, SARS would soon turn you to ATM. Fraudster. Go back to school to learn how to read now or you will be doing it in prison where they’d have turned you into their little bîtch with a leaky asshôle.

Amen to that
Celebrities / Re: Asa: I Am A Marlian, Though Yahoo Boys Emptied My Account by nairalanduseles: 8:11am On Jan 24, 2020
Appswheel:
As an Asa everyday fan. I was not happy to know she is a Marlian, I hope she was joking....

U claim to be her fan yet u have NEVER paid for her show or even bought her CD.......she don't need fakes like u

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Celebrities / Re: Asa: I Am A Marlian, Though Yahoo Boys Emptied My Account by nairalanduseles: 8:09am On Jan 24, 2020
chiefolododo:
Ass has depreciated ,shame on her

And u have appreciated keep hating ...

We in Canada are all marlians

Na broke people e dey peper

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Education / Re: Ambrose Alli University Ekpoma, In Pictures by nairalanduseles: 2:18am On Jan 24, 2020
Jestin:
got admitted in 04 and graduated in 09 ....Civil Engineering and I was also the class-rep. I miss Ekp in totality


Hustle ooooo......wettin u one miss for sufferhead uni
Education / Re: Ambrose Alli University Ekpoma, In Pictures by nairalanduseles: 2:17am On Jan 24, 2020
Baroba:


This one must be close to 50, see ancestor.. cheesy

More like 60 Lol
Travel / Re: Birth Tourism: US Block Visas For Pregnant Women Visiting To Give Birth by nairalanduseles: 12:33am On Jan 24, 2020
Goalgetterz:
Not now naa. Well Canada and Australia dey, I dey fit give allow my kids not to have citizenship of a sane and secure country where human life is valued.. Them not fit suffer this nonsense wey I suffered here.

Australia don't give automatic citizenship to foreigners who have thier kids there

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Celebrities / Re: Vic O: Zlatan Ibile Is A Cultist. He Set Me Up With His Guys As They Beat Me Up by nairalanduseles: 8:21pm On Jan 22, 2020
[quote author= post=86014666]The truth about revenge...........@[b][/b] [/quot


Obonte fem for there
Travel / Re: Trump Plans To Add Nigeria To US Travel Ban List - Reuters by nairalanduseles: 9:38am On Jan 22, 2020
slyfoxxjoe:
lol you are an idiot. You want me to show you pictures of black Saudi Arabians? Educate yourself small before you embarrass yourself online.

Secondly you do not understand basic English because racism means you have prejudice towards people not of your race. So if Trump was “racist” he wouldn’t only hate blacks but also Arabs, Asians, Latinos and anyone that is not WHITE.

Lastly you cannot debate any of the points I raised in my post which is why you resort to name calling. Is Nigeria not a country full of fraudsters that have duped America out of billions of dollars? Are we not increasingly becoming a haven of terrorism? Why is South Africa, Egypt, and even Ghana not on the list? Are they not black too? Why only Nigeria?

Baba please if you don smoke this early morning it’s better you just go back to sleep instead of coming online to make a f.ool of yourself.

U re the big fool....so because they have black Saudis...so that don't make them racist.....how silly are u
Are there no black Indians
Are they no black Americans
Are they no aboriginals

U stink of ignorance you worthless slowpoke......

And to your second stupid talk .....does trump like Latinos .....I guess he loves them that is why he is building a wall....
Trump hates any one who is no white not just black u idiot..

And if you are talking of fraudsters Indians are no 1
But you ignorant monkey would want to argue ...
U lack exposure .......travel

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Poses In His House (Photos) by nairalanduseles: 8:49am On Jan 22, 2020
post=86007268:
Time will tell.........

Like it has told for you.....envious meat seller .....maybe if you used the same energy in supporting a failure in your dead meat business u may be lucky to rent a kiosk......stinking

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Travel / Re: Trump Plans To Add Nigeria To US Travel Ban List - Reuters by nairalanduseles: 8:47am On Jan 22, 2020
slyfoxxjoe:
You just contradicted yourself in your own post proving to be the true dunce you speak of.

You say he is racist then go on to say he allies with Saudi Arabia. Are Saudi Arabians white in your own eyes? The truth is that it’s not necessarily racism but Trump is a very transactional President. He sees Nigeria as a useless country with nothing to offer the US and that’s why he treats us that way and the sooner you accept the hard truth that Nigeria is truly a joke in the League of Nations the better for you.

We are a country with a high rate of fraudsters that have duped americans out of billions if not trillions of dollars at this point and we are increasingly becoming a leading exporter of terrorism. The few upstanding citizens we have doing well in America does not change anything as if you add the combined taxes these people have paid the US government it will not account for 0.1% of the money they have lost to “sharp guys”.

Let Trump ban us all. In fact he should deport all our citizens already there and ban our politicians too. Maybe when we have nowhere to run like bastards without a home, we will finally sit up and fix our own country.



He is spot on and Saudi ain't black......Arabs hate black .....
Trump is a racist ain't nothing new about that.....you re ignorant......even whites know

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Travel / Re: Trump Plans To Add Nigeria To US Travel Ban List - Reuters by nairalanduseles: 8:12am On Jan 22, 2020
jayfolarin:
I am no fan of buhari in anyway but inclusion of Nigeria in the travel ban list is nothing but racism!

I will never understand why Nigerians support trump, a known and verified racist. It's even more ridiculous when you realize that Saudi arabia, the proven number sponsor of wahabism and terrorism in the world do not have their citizens put on a travel ban list. Rather Saudi military personnels are trained in the US and their government supplied with weapons and logistics to commit genocide in Yemen. BUT Nigerian immigrants who make a huge bulk of highly successful integrated list in the US and who have been actual victims of terror get put on a list?!! Absolute madness!

Any nigerian that celebrates this as some good news because of your hate of the government should have their heads checked. If you think this travel ban will only affect northerners, think again!

And sincerely, if you are black and you are a trump fan-boy, you are a dunce!

The only sensible quote I seen here

U re indeed a solid man

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Politics / Re: Femi Adesina Celebrates Buhari’s 77 Birthday: Tell Baba We Are With Him All Way by nairalanduseles: 8:21am On Dec 17, 2019
I weep for Nigerians....when people should go on mass protest.......don't be misguided Nigerians are living like animals......no matter how rich you re it is a jungle......people who have lived in developed countries know.......and people are here saying shit

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Politics / Re: Muhammadu Buhari Celebrates His 77th Birthday Today by nairalanduseles: 8:14am On Dec 17, 2019
Sannisege:
if Buhari’s life is terrible, then you should also pray for a terrible life for your self. Suffer head mofo

May his life be more than terrible and all his supporters face the same

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Politics / Re: Muhammadu Buhari Celebrates His 77th Birthday Today by nairalanduseles: 8:13am On Dec 17, 2019
Isoduwa:

For your mind you fresh?

That one ugly like the general

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