₦airaland Forum

Excaperx:
stupid.

All languages was derived from other languages. Pidgin is ours and we also have each of our native languages

You left all your hundred+ local language and decided to convert a foreign language into your lingua franca?

genieluv:
Just to let you know that Google has now recognized Nigerian pidgin. BBC now broadcasts in Pidgin English with a pidgin english radio station.

***** Even Wikipedia differentiates NIGERIAN ENGLISH
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigerian_English

from NIGERIAN PIDGIN
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigerian_Pidgin

So, there is Nigerian english just like Kenyan English and there is Nigerian pidgin (Brokin) which is now recognized as a creole! This is simple knowledge of linguistics!



>>>> You're now getting pissed off cos the shallowness of your points have been unveiled before your very eyes.

You would have rushed to make a sentence in Kenyan english which I cannot understand, if you could. But you just can't.

•••• Shuo, see my padi don dey para na na. Oya make I comot for road make e for nor pass as e don dey. Na small tin dey make kasala burst

I think Nigerians are unable to grow their own language they have to steal a foreign language. Too sad for a country of over 200M people. All countries with over 100M people have their native language.

FrudstaPresidnt:
More reason you ahould seal your gutter mouth when men are talking. Who folks are too insignificant in the global scheme of things.
I swear Nigeria represents African and the world can recognizes that we are a force to be reckoned without in as far as the affairs of Africa is concerned.
Your tiny country can be sidelined but try that with Nigeria at your own peril.
Let me tell you when we cough other Africa countries especially the tiny ones like Kenya catch a cold, if you doubt me ask your chang' aa drinking president

We were doing perfectly well when you were killing each other in the Biafra war. Stop deluding yourself.

darfay:
So your mashada Abbi mushroom forum was bigger than Jami forum?

No free media,God forbid, no wonder you all ran to Tanzanian Jami forum

Not just Jamii forum but Nairaland too. Mashada was bigger than both. It was probably the oldest forum in Africa. It began in 1999

genieluv:
I give up ! @ Bolded, so you still insist on calling Mpape a slum when a huge chunk of it is not even close?

Going by your use of English, it means we can say Kenya is a desert. Smh.

Okay.......give me its name then now that you don't want me to call it Mpape slum. Please give me the name of the slum I posted and I will never use Mpape slum anymore. Let's see who's being difficult for no reason.

Excaperx:
that's just an overrated statement, the real figure might be less then 50,00

I think I've more Instagram followers than biggest social network in east Africa, lmao

Kenya's Mashada forums was the largest forum in Africa when it was closed.

These thread is really taking a toll on Nigerians. they're taking it more seriously than they should. They're now flooding Kenya's Facebook pages with hate.

darfay:
I love Kenyan girls mwaaah.no wonder wizkid called them nwalichi.

But how do you kiss Heavenly made creatures

The first two pictures are of Ethiopians, stupid.

sufferNsmiling:
What you are saying is 100% correct I saw this in south africa a nigerian man lost 5 houses because of a woman. When I was in sweden I also saw it happen. When nigerian men get married in less than one year the marriage is dead with their wives they start looking for women outside the marriage.

They can spend lots of money on any other woman except their own Nigerian women.

naijalander:
Lies from the pit of hell.

Kenyan babes love us because we are straight up stand up men. Honest, hardworking, romantic, awesome in bed. Once you go Naija, you never go back.

Keep lying to yourself.

FrudstaPresidnt:
Very cheap creatures without class unlike our classical women.

Yet your women are there starving while the richest men in your country stumble over each other to spoil 'these cheap creatures' with money.

rvp20183:
We are talking the bleaching capital. These guys have low self-esteem and so many issues including very bad education - when they lay their eyes on our naturally beautifully girls - it some achievement.
https://sheleadsafrica.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Snip20151230_17.png
Sharon Mundia - that is sort of girls - intelligent and beautiful.

True....the only reason someone who can't pay rent in a decent house would go spilling money on women just to prove how much of a man he is, is low self esteem. Real alpha men will get the woman without spending a cent on her.

Pennywise:
If you remove sex workers from the Kenyan population, how many women do you think you will have left?

Beyond the flashy glitz in central Nairobi all you have are slum habitations in and around that city into which majority of the local women doing 9-5 jobs must retire. With a handful of cash in this desperately poor environment little wonder Nigerian men find themselves going wild

Slums like Muthaiga, Lavington, Kileleshwa, Loresho, Karen, Muthangari, Westlands, Milimani, Kilimani, Woodley, Riara, Hardy, Spring Valley, Kitusuru, Runda, Gigiri et al. Google them. Worse slums than Makoko.

rvp20183:
Esp to be a little tribal - the Kikuyu women - I have been in all over East Africa - you can lay any woman easily - but Kikuyus will make sure they empty your bank account - unless they really like you. These nigerians would hit a jackpot in Uganda or Tanzania. Or well Southern African chics are just easy picks.

I really pity these Nigerians at Nairobi. Kikuyus girls are on average very pretty - and very conniving. Nigerians certainly met their match.

Look at Vera Sidika - a naive college girl - managed to date a series of Nigerian buffoons and later dumped all of them and now she's richer than most of them. I don't know how these guys view women. Are they commodities there? They think splashing money on a woman is heroism. Any ugly idiot can lay any woman by splashing money - no heroism in that. It's however stupid to splash all your money on a woman who already has more than you or live a pathetic life because you want to splash money on women. The most you'll get is a vagina for heaven's sake.

Pennywise:
In the meantime, they keep fecking your woman.

The average Kenyan comes across as weak, lacking in motivation and very unsophisticated. I have to say the girls are pretty, often smooth faced and big arssed, just the way we like them. But the men are dull and interested only in the most basic life has to offer. Nothing is wrong with spending money on women. Money is the juice that keeps a relationship going its also a symbol of success and manliness. You cant claim to own a girl if you have no dough to spend on her. It is with the dough you control her. The rule is the same everywhere except in Kenya

The average Nigerian is a loud buffoon with no clear priorities in life.

About Kenyan men, you can't be weak and give fourth gorgeous daughters, stop contradicting yourself.

Money does not keep a relationship, respect and brains do. You think you control her but in the real sense she's controlling you. I don't know about Nigerian women but Kenyan women are smart dude.

There's no problem with spending money on a woman but thinking with your dick when a woman is around is just pure buffoonery. Get to know a woman, see if she likes you or just want your money and spend on her responsibly. I've seen Nigerian dudes who are so broke they share a bedsitter in Umoja, 5 guys in a single room yet the same guy will go to a club and shower a woman with the most expensive drinks then hire a cab for her while he takes a matatu back to Umoja. That's just stupidity - no woman will respect you for acting like that. They'll just use you and dumb you when you become too broke to spend on them - something which you obviously will become if that's how you spend your money.

1Sharon:
Do the majority of Kenyans look like that?

Did you have the same thought when you used that picture of a single Kenyan to judge all Kenyans?

naijalander:
Your wife or gf is probably crushing on a Nigerian as we argue.

Never.

The only reason a Kenyan woman would crush over a Nigerian is because you're stupid with money. When a Nigerian meets a beautiful woman, his brain moves from his head to his peni.s. He could withdraw his life savings and spend it all on the woman. He could sell his land and spend the money to impress the woman. That's the main reason why there are so many Nigerians here stranded, broke and unable to go back home.

naijalander:
NairobiWalker alexxo11 please Kenyans are not bad people, just saying they have no moral authority over Nigerians..

Neither do Nigerians have moral authority over Kenyans.

naijalander:
* sigh *
I think we've been here before. I'm too tired to entertain you today.

Where exactly have we been?

naijalander:
Nope, Nigerians in Umoja are the ones that drool over your cheap Kikuyu girls.

Need I remind you most of them wouldn't even marry a Kenyan woman if they have the chance.

They're still Nigerian men right? Meanwhile no Kenyan drools over Nigerian men.

naijalander:
Nope I insist Nigerian women are prettier.

I thought we were talking about the Nigerians in Roysambu & Umoja.

oh well..

So Nigerians get ugly when they come to Roysambu?

PROVERBZ:
what other county's in Kenya look like

Please name a country in Africa that doesn't have a road like that and I'll post you tens of photos of roads like this from the said country.

naijalander:
I've lived in Kenya for over 10 years ogbeni. I know what I'm saying. Nigerians in Kenyans drool over your women for obvious reasons - the sex and they are easier to woo.

Dude, how can you drool over a woman that is easy to get? Are you even listening to yourself?

You've said several times here you find Kenyan women very beautiful. You've even said the only thing they beat Nigerian women at is beauty. I know maybe you feel the need to say otherwise due to the way every one is trashing the other on this thread but deep down you know you love Kenyan women because they're gorgeous.

tlann:
colder temperatures are disgusting

To them, anything associated with Europe is good.

tlann:
colder temperatures are disgusting

To them, anything associated with Europe is good.

tlann:
i don't know why people are struggling for colder temperatures

Neocolonialism and inferiority complex. Everything that sounds European impresses them. See how they're obsessed with light skin?

genieluv:
Now clear. Why then are some of you saying no one owns swahili when it's quite clear that some tribes actually own it?

**** Was Swahili very popular in hinterland Kenya before colonial times?

Swahili started spreading way before colonialism. There was trade between the interior communities and the Omani Arabs who came to the coast and the language of communication was Swahili.

genieluv:
You're now telling me about better parts of Kibera whereas we clearly differentiated Kibera community and Kibera constituency for what they were.

~~~~ I just did a google map street view of Kawangware and Kangemi. True, they are not as bad as Kibera.
However, have it in mind that no Kenyan slums can match Nigerian slum parts because I discovered that most housing structures in Kenyan slums are built with Iron sheets and polythene bags while those of Nigeria are mostly well built concrete houses with a solidly dug foundation. The differences are huge.

Olympic is still part of Kibera. Just like you posted the nicer parts of Mpape, I can do the same for Kibera.

.....and for heaven's sake, stop using the word slummish parts to refer to Nigerian slums. Those are slums, nothing like slummish parts.
I already told you not all Kenyan slums are built from iron sheets just like not all Nigerian slums are built from concrete. However, overall when I look on Google maps, Nigerian cities have larger slum areas than Kenyan cities. Furthermore outside Nairobi all slums you'll get are of concrete houses. Only Nairobi has some iron sheet houses. In Nigeria however iron sheet slums are spread in numerous cities.

Tell me anything glorious about these Nigerian guys lives. Look at both pictures and tell me how their lives are any better than the lives of people in Kibera.

darfay:
Is this(durumi and mabushi) what you call a slum?

You could cherry pick if you wish like you did for Mpape but these are the pictures I get when I google Durumi slums.

genieluv:
I went through the wikipedia definition of Kenyan english and it is very very shallow. All you do is replace some english words with the native names of things in kenya.

What do you mean shallow? The definition of Kenyan English is deep as the definition of Nigerian English, you just replace Nigeria with Kenya.

**** Even Americans, Australians, Indians and pretty much everyone else have their own English with unique words... However, as long as you can speak english you can pretty much understand what is being said.

Thank you, you now get what I was telling you about. The only difference is they're not stupid enough to declare their version of English as a separate language created by them.

I can write a long sentence in Nigerian pidgin and no non speaker can make any sense out of it.
*** You on the other hand cannot make a long sentence in your Kenyan english which I cannot make sense of.
That tells you that Kenyan English is still English language just as American english is still English language. Naija brokin on the other hand is now becoming a different language.

>>>> If you doubt. Give it a try. Make a long sentence in Kenyan english which no Nigerian can understand. I dare you!

I'm not playing these games anymore girl. Your arguments sound petty and make no sense. Go ahead and make your Nigerian English sentences that we can't understand to strengthen your claim that Nigerian English is a separate language.

genieluv:
Can you even hear yourself? There is a slum called Kibera and not all of it is a slum? Gosh! Is English the problem here? Why call it a slum in the first place when not all of it is a slum?
*** It's just like saying Kenya is a desert when only parts of Kenya are arid.

••••• Use your English well.

If you are talking about Kibera constituency, talk about it. If you are talking of Kibera community (slum), talk about it. Don't use both interchangeably.

aren't you the one who was going on about how Mpape slum is not fully a slum? How is that English of mine a problem and this English of yours not a problem?

genieluv:
There's a slum in Abuja, okay, what is the name, Mpape, then I show a huge part of Mpape that is not even close to a slum, what then does that make you? Smart I guess.

Anyway, whatever girl, you focus on petty arguments to diverge from the lies you told earlier. These nomenclature this don't really matter, what matters is we've discovered there are slums in Abuja which is the darling of Nigerians. If Abuja has slums you can imagine the magnitude that Onitsha, Ibadan, Kano, Ogbomosho, Abeokuta, Port Harcourt, Lagos et al have.

genieluv:
You cannot call an entire community a slum unless of course every part of it is a slum. That would be ignorance on rampage.

You can if it is.