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According to the teenage girl some random TV from Nigeria launching some kiosks in Kenya means it somehow has made a mark in Kenya. lol. Iroko TV? Which Kenyan has even heard of that na

mtis:
What is wrong with you with this music an fashion stuff. You think countries prosper coz of wearing skirts an singing kumbaya..Teach kids science an stuff like that an ya laying foundation of prosperity an am not talking of that fake church con prosperity thingy

He's into teenage girl stuff like that. According to this lost soul, Black America and Jamaica are more advanced than Japan.

uzzolik:
you wanted to use idiomatic expression, but unfortunately, planes are either retired or remodeled.

A silly language spoken by people who can't speak English properly.

Daejoyoung:
l swear, no one truly cares., it's because you insist here that we care simply because so called Nigerians are migrating to your country, this is why it's been repeated.
No one gives a flying Bleep.

Modified...l said fvck not bleep.

Re-read my response to it "Psychologically, the first sign that someone cares too much is when he tries too hard to prove that he doesn't care." It is one of the most famous and most accurate psychological explanations in human history.

uzzolik:
you wanted to use idiomatic expression, but unfortunately, planes are either retired or remodeled.

Like I said. Keep on making a fool of yourself. If Nigeria had a national airline perhaps you would understand.

Yobeezy:
NairobiWalker is this you or a certain Nigerian scammer has stalked into your account?

Lol, I was referring to the idiot you were responding to. Not you.

uzzolik:
my friend go back to memory line. i did't say hose planes are in services. there is no basis for comparison. we were there before, and as soon as we get back. we will beat you as usual. we will dominate.

Last kicks of a dying horse. You want to show us how good your airline is and you post us non-existent planes?

uzzolik:
planes don,t live in graveyard

Unfortunately, there are no airlines in Nigeria otherwise you'd realize how absurd this statement is.

Daejoyoung:
l tire oh. l have been telling them to stop giving Nigerians visa to Kenya, that would be the best. No one cares about Kenya.

Daejoyoung:
This is very correct, that was all l knew about Kenya before the twitter beef. l'm yet to meet any Nigerian who knows anything about Kenya (or even cares to know) for the over 25 years of my life in Nigeria.
The marathon runners have always been the most prominent in Kenya and Ethiopia, but in Ethiopia everyone knows about it's old civilization and complex society.

Daejoyoung:
lt's just like asking what would a Nigerian go to find in Yemen or Syria, but the truth is that they are there.
To be honest your country is irrelevant in Nigeria and to the majority of Nigerians especially before the twitter war started by Kenyans. lt's not simply about light or better education or anything, all countries way worse than Nigeria are filled with Nigerians too.
l have a friend in Cameroon who says his school is full of Nigerians, but l have seen newspaper articles in Cameroon that laments the poor state of Cameroonian education as compared to that of Nigeria as an example, President Paul Biya can learn from. There are Nigerians who school in Benin, Togo and the likes, etc etc.

Psychologically, the first sign that someone cares too much is when he tries too hard to prove that he doesn't care.

uzzolik:
or retired

Post things like this...........

https://www.standardmedia.co.ke/images/friday/xqzkfpofsrepsvmd589e138e1e753.jpg
https://mir-s3-cdn-cf.behance.net/project_modules/disp/979c4612105403.5625763ab6129.jpg
https://www.theeastafrican.co.ke/image/view/-/4590246/highRes/1992833/-/maxw/600/-/uopktwz/-/kqs.jpg

The longitudinal line livery died in the early 2000s. It's past tense.

https://sites.google.com/site/hamdhan330/05929571-custom-size-670-469.jpg
https://www.cardatabase.net/modifiedairlinerphotos/photos/big/00001945.jpg

uzzolik:
old memory nigeria airways

Stop posting us airplanes in their graveyards with archaic longitudinal lines livery.

Yobeezy:
Swahili is the most spoken language in Africa with more than 100 Million speakers.
It's now even being taught in other continents like America.
Nigerian pidgin is still small and useless..
Nigerians stop raping English language.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfcF6f98Gnw

You have to be a special kind of an idiot to compare pidgin to Swahili.

gallivant:
His genetics are of the warrior kind. I will explain, in Australia, the first senator of African heritage is a Kenya lady. The sitting Secretary General of UNCTAD is another Kenyan. A Kenyan sits in the Council of the International Maritime Organization, which is reserved for 20 member states which have special interests in maritime transport or navigation. The list is endless. Nigerians just make noise like empty barrels.

You're talking to dimwits who are more impressed by some shaddy musician performing in a neighboring country than actually making a real mark in the world. Can you imagine one of them is boasting about some Iroko Tv in Kenya? Like seriously? I am even hearing of that bullshit here for the first time lol. He claims we buy subscriptions from kiosks............. since when did Kenyans buy TV subscriptions from kiosks? People live in the bush for so long they start imagining everyone lives in the bush.

Danielnino00:
**On the world cup **


I followed up on the post match reaction from Egypt's defeat to Russia and guess who are celebrating the most??

Ah,your guess was almost close... its not the Kenyans but their neighbours Uganda.
And why's that's so? Uganda and Egypt were in the same world cup qualifier group and they reckon they would have done better than Egypt had they qualified.. meanwhile they didn't.. ...They only recently qualified for their 3rd Africa cup of nations last year...They even performed woefully at the just concluded CHAN that was meant to be hosted by their nosy neighbour
Zambia were also in the same group as Nigeria and they also reckon they would have done better than us had they qualified. How funny
Before the world cup started,all I saw on the Internet were "team Africa", " Africa will win the cup' ... 'up Africa' ... But now that the tournament is underway, people are starting to show their true colours.. mocking the same people they once vowed to support..

Its not different from what the Kenyans are doing here....I hear one of them say they are behind Senegal.. ..he will soon show his true colour too..


Fellow Nigerians, kindly ignore the wailing and mocking of the little Indians as the world cup progress,for they know not the thrill of watching the world best players competing against each other at the biggest stage and hearing your country anthem being sung... seeing your country flag being hoisted before billions of people in the world.... they really don't know....

Ooooh, little Danielinho is crying because we don't support Nigeria. Oooh did we hurt your feelings little Danielinho? It hurts your feelings so much that we don't support Nigeria huh? How about you live up to your standards - stop looking down on other African countries and make them your brothers too? Same people who belittle Kenyan marathon runners - who are ironically the undisputed world champions getting their feelings hurt because we don't support their crappy football team? Lol.............I supported Senegal even before they played their first game because I knew they were the better team - and were doing it without boasting and feeling like they're world champions.

Danielnino00:
Seriously dude,that's 2000 data... 18 years old!! have you no shame ? or are u just a slowpoke?

You're the slowpoke. There is a button there where you can choose whichever year you wish from 2000 - 2014. Your food imports have even increased tremendously from 2000 - 2014 Thing is, it's embarrassing for a country like Nigeria to import such amounts of food.

https://wits.worldbank.org/CountryProfile/en/Country/NGA/Year/2014/TradeFlow/Import/Partner/all/Product/16-24_FoodProd

TayserMahiri:
Senegal is Africa's sole hope.

Absolutely.

GERALD710:
What Nigerians call a town.
Is what is considered a slum in Mombasa.This is how Bombolulu and Bangladesh look like!!!

I always tell them that. Reason they think Nigeria has no slums. Lol..........sometimes you get so used to something you don't find it odd.

mtis:
They are obsessed with race an wild animls.they killed (ate ) their animals n threw out all the oyibos(white dudes).apparently they pissed off coz Kenya got both

Like I said, Senegal is the only African Country in this world cup that can hope to reach the quarter finals.

jaycent:
Siyo kwa kinywa zinaua, lakini kujaribu na kuruhusu wanigeria yanajulikana kuhusu hilo na kuona.

Please. Just stop. You're making a fool of yourself. Google translate won't help you especially when you're typing in pidgin.

Jonraid:
It applies to all.Unless the white person or the Indian is a Kenyan Citizen or the investment has a significant amount of local shareholding! We are just protecting our own!

These guys are so obsessed with race.

alexxo11:
kuwachomea...lazima nipatane na wewe ndio niamini kama wewe ni wetu....vile naona wewe ni wao....na sikuwa nachomea........walianza kusema ati kwatakuja huku kudominate nikajam......hakuna vile wanaija watatuwez kwetu

Hawa ni mafala. Unajua vile kwao kumechapa? Cheki hii.............
https://static.panoramio.com.storage.googleapis.com/photos/large/49040193.jpg

alexxo11:
nijibu nini sasa??kwanza wewe nairobi walker najua ni dame fulani anakuandikia ....sema ulidanganya kadame fulani hapo ....ushakapea mimba.....kako tu mtaani bila msimamo

Mbona unachomea wakei? Wewe sioni kama ni mkei.

MduZA:
Largest cement makers in SA...PPC and Lafarge

That one knows nothing. He googles something for the first time and feels like he's the god of information but engage him and you'll be shaking your head all through.

nwoke39:
Dangote is dominant in most places he has a factory except South Africa...

He has no factory in Kenya. LAWD, what kind of stuff do you Nigerians tell each other about yourselves? No wonder you all have these delusions of grandeur. In East Africa, Dangote's only invested in Tanzania and Ethiopia where his investments are still shaky with an uncertain future.

TayserMahiri:
This contrasts everything your predecessors said. They said the Nigerians crossing the Seas are from the south where there is no insurgency and people in the insurgent north dont do that poo. Who is lying? And dont the ppl who get deceived have any decent source of infor such as media and internet to know they are being duped? We had a similar issue with poor house girls being duped into Arabia and getting abused but we addressed that in a flash. Whats your problem? Why cant you address it?

Most of them are liars and will lie about everything as long as it makes them feel good.

Danielnino00:
https://tradingeconomics.com/country-list/balance-of-trade?continent=africa


Kenya has one of the highest negative balance of trade in Africa, yet they claim to export more than us...

Who said Kenya exports more than you? Kenya is not an export-oriented country. We are low on natural resources and yet to grow on manufacturing and we are surrounded by many countries that import through us. Meanwhile, without oil Nigeria's trade balance would easily be way higher than Kenya's.

Danielnino00:
Oya,tell us.... which food do we import from Italy?

It's shocking how much food products you import from Italy. Like seriously? You can't grow food? Nigeria is a large country and even the most arid part of Nigeria is good enough to grow some food.

https://wits.worldbank.org/CountryProfile/en/Country/NGA/Year/2000/TradeFlow/Import/Partner/all/Product/16-24_FoodProd

theenchanter:
which food does Nigeria imports from Italy??

I would have responded to you but I dealt with you before and you're stupid. I'll wait for a right thinking Nigerian to ask me the same question and I'll explain.

GERALD710:
First of all,
Kenya HAS NEVER IMPORTED CORN FROM ETHIOPIA, EVER!!!
The lies you people tell!! We have a tariff wall with our northern neighbour
Kenya imports corn from Uganda, Uganda and Tanzania supplied 8% of Kenya's corn in 2017 because we had a drought
Meaning Kenya supplies 92% and when there is no drought, we import ZERO corn from the two nations.
On the other hand ,Kenya supplies milk to Uganda every year except for three years 2009, 2015 and 2017 when the opposite actually occured due to the drought we had in those three years that saw Ugandans supply 14% of our milk in the three years.
The seamless trade we have between Kenya,Uganda and Rwanda allows for such cycles to occur.We export food when we are abundant and Uganda has food shortages and the reverse happens when we have a drought.
Another trashy lie is that we import raw eggs from Uganda.
Uganda has never had an egg surplus and Kenya has never had an egg shortage. Where are you getting this crap from??
As for tourism,Does Nigeria ,when you remove the Nigerian diaspora whom you count as tourists , even attract half a millionIf we used your methodology of counting Kenyan diaspora visiting Kenya like you do we would be having 4 million Tourists then since we have a million Kenyans outside the country who come back from other East African nations and the Middle East twice a year!!!
SMH!!
Like other East ,Central and Southern African nations, we only count foreigners as tourists.A person visiting Kenya from the diaspora is not counted as a tourist the way Nigeria and Ghana count their tourists.
Also , domestic tourists are not counted in those figures, yet last year 4 million Kenyans travelled domestically.Half the bookings at the national parks were by LOCALS!!
https://www.standardmedia.co.ke/business/article/2001271346/big-boost-for-local-tourism-as-kenyans-travel-more

My generation, Millenials travel a lot within Kenya.Naivasha and coastal road trips are the norm every weekend for Nairobians while Coasterians like me visit game parks and the North in groups
https://www.nation.co.ke/newsplex/domestictourism/2718262-4580234-q4hekkz/index.html
What of Nigerians, your definition of international tourism is sneaking into Europe illegally through boats in the Med!!
As for domestic tourism, Nigeria has little to offer
Tiny National parks with few animals
Your Beaches are CRAP!!! Especially in Delta State.The sand of ALL West African beaches is the one used in Construction unlike the beach just 500 metres from my parents house in Mombasa which is a soft white powdery texture.You have no coral reefs or anything of note to explore in your oceans while in Mombasa we scuba dive to the most beautiful coral beds and explore wrecks like MV Diana
Natural scenery.
Adamawa and Niger State have good scenery.
That is about it.
That is in contrast to all the 47 counties in Kenya.Heck Nairobi has a National park in its borders,Mombasa has a Marine Park and A Marine Reserve
Kisumu has the Impala Sanctuary and Ndere Island National Park .Nakuru has Lake Nakuru National Park,Menengai Crater and Soysambu all within its vicinity.You do not need to go far to see breathtaking views in Kenya.

That one is a fool. You stand a better chance teaching a goat how to play guitar. Do you know that Nigeria imports food from Italy? .............and I mean lots lots of food.

alexxo11:
my friend they speak google translate swahili.....iv once chatted with mits and noted that....pidgin is just corrupted english.....anyone who speaks english can learn pidgin in a matter of time....you should be shocked if i spoke yoruba or hausa or igbo!

Wewe wacha kuenjoy watu. Kama wewe ni Mkenya ebu jibu hii hapa kwa Kiswahili.

GERALD710:
Daginte has no investments in Kenya. He is blocked from investing in Kenya and Ethiopia.He is not absorbing jobless people in Kenya.No Nigerian is

I wonder what kind of stories Nigerians tell themselves lol. Every Nigerian you meet seems to believe strongly that they somehow have a mark on the Kenyan economy with other fools deluding themselves that they control some sizeable amount of our economy lol. Most Nigerians living here in Kenya are crammed in small rooms in Zimmerman and Umoja doing petty businesses. One used to sell beans and chapati to construction workers for a project I was supervising. The few rich ones don't really invest in Kenya but are mostly drug peddlers and con men who use Nairobi as a transit route since Aviation is not as developed in Nigeria as it is in Kenya.