₦airaland Forum

naijalander:
Keep deceiving yourself with the fake Nigerians you hang out with. Women all over the world are materialistic, it may seem especially so for Naija women because they have high standards. Your men are shy and have low self esteem.

Keep deceiving yourself with the fake Kenyans you hang out with too. Being materialistic and having high standards are two different things. In Kenya we don't spend money on a woman because she demands it, we spend it if she deserves it. There is no way I am going to spend lots of money on a Nigerian woman that looks like a man when I could bag a gorgeous woman elsewhere with the same. Standards are what you are, not what you claim to be. Nigerian women are not beautiful and are loud and mannerless - those are low standards.

It is Nigerian men who have low self esteem because they think they can't get any woman without overspending on her. That's why Kenyan women are always taking advantage of you guys.

Daejoyoung:
Likewise, you all in East Africa sound thesame way to us. Uganda, Tanzania, Kenya, all sound alike
You are right, no one cares.

We don't care how we sound to you, all we know is you sound horrible when you try to speak English.

naijalander:
I know because I've interacted with a lot of Kenyans. Even though Kenya is a generally liberal country, Kenyan men are much more misogynist than the average Nigerian man. Nigerian women are part of the foremost proponents of gender equality globally. You can't compare Nigerian women to Kenyan women in terms of financial power. A lot of your men are generally intimidated by strong, confident and financially independent women. It's a fact and you know it.

Flase, I had a Nigerian classmate and he always used to moan how much power we give to our women. Nigeria is largely a misogynist society with lots of materialism. The one thing he loved about Kenyan women was a beauty and less materialism (even though Kenyan women are the most materialistic in East Africa, he said they're nothing close to the average Nigerian woman).............and please, just shut up with your financial power nonsense. Kenya's average income is higher than Nigeria's average income. Sometimes you speak your wishes and not the facts.

Like I told you, the only reason Kenyan men don't date Nigerian women is we don't find them beautiful. Take that to the bank. South African women are way more empowered than Nigerian women yet we have no problem dating them

Daejoyoung:
That's why l said the pidgin English has brought it's unique tone and made it look like there's a general accent. Buhari doesn't have the accent of Obasanjo and Obasanjo doesn't have that of Nwankor Kanu who doesn't have same accent as 2face, etc. lf they do, you let me know here.

To us you sound the same dude. Stop trying too hard. No one cares.

naijalander:
Yes. But not in a bad way. I suppose they are just fascinated by Nigerian culture. They love the accent, most of their women fancy Nigerian men. Kenyan men are typically intimidated by strong women so they naturally aren't even getting Nigerian women, only few upper class men do, if you meet a Naija lady with a Kenyan husband? The guy is definitely loaded.

So they have this TV comedian alias Obinna (Im still not sure if he's actually Nigerian), his job is just to entertain Kenyans using a nigerian accent. Another of their comedians, Eric Omondi is in the habit of making very racist jokes about Nigerians, that deekhole even featured in an OLX ad playing a Nigerian fraudster in Kenya.


Again these people don't mean us harm but it's annoying when every time you open your mouth, someone giggles.

Aren't you being too much of an ego massager with your reasons for Kenya men not dating Nigerian women? Kenyan men just don't find Nigerian women beautiful. Full stop. See, Kenyan men date SA women, they date American, European, Tanzanian, the super gorgeous Ethiopians, Ugandans, Japanese etc but not many Nigerian women despite a quite high interaction. Are you trying to say Nigerian women are strong and more intimidating than women from all those countries? Men just don't date women they don't find attractive and many times women would use the 'He can't date me because I intimidate him' excuse to save their face. It's a pity you talk like those women.

Daejoyoung:
Well the world knows more about Wole Soyinka and Chinua Achebe than any Ngugi in literature. Nigerians are literary giants, this is not to be disputed.
As for the English language, ask the Ghanians, Seirrealeonians, Liberians and all members of West African Waec, who the popular authors of the English books they read are.
l want peace for the world, and l appreciate peace makers, but a noble price in peace is not what Africans should be dominating now. lt shows Africa has only been a place of conflict with no meaningful human endeavour.

No, Africans should be known for mastering literature in the language of their former masters. Makes sense now.

PS - Our Nobel laureate didn't get the prize for solving a conflict, she got it for conserving the environment. That's why Nairobi (and all Kenyan cities and towns) is beatiful with greenery every where while Nigerian cities are either concrete jungles, dirty slums or rusty iron sheets with no trees.

jln115:
Oscar's surname in Afrikaans means Grandma always find it funny when i hear the commentators pronounce his surname!

That's funny. lol

naijalander:
Abeg your Rugby team are a bunch of fat cowardly rapists and you know it, give us a break. Those Luo boys that pounce around Langata feeling like they have mind but are just a bunch of sissies, Kikuyu boys are even smarter sef. Just just just go...

Naijalander, so these guys are fat?

https://www.the-star.co.ke/sites/default/files/styles/new_full_content/public/articles/2016/10/25/1443372.jpg?itok=QHc1Qn4M
https://www.standardmedia.co.ke/evemedia/eveimages/Injera-collins-rugby-in-actioninside.jpg
https://kenyapage.net/rugby/images/oscar-newspaper.png

naijalander:
Nowenuse please don't be ignorant, most kenyans are actually fairer in skin unlike the average Nigerian. Most Western Kenyans are dark skinned but not even Sudanese type of dark. Nigerians usually think Sudanese are Kenyans.

This will make Nowenuse cry..................he's obsessed with light skin and wants everyone to think Nigerians are very light skinned. lol.

rvp20182:
I can bet my last dollar you're not a kenya. Fala wewe.

He is some fool that calls himself Mkikuyu Akili Timamu on Jamii Forums. He's always bitter about Kenya.

kikuyu1:
Some of you had mentioned Indonesia in the same breath as Dangoteland...... I got into spambot poo posting links and pics,anyway here goes.
Fyi,their GDP per capita PPP is 12,000$,TWICE YOUR FAKE 5900$. [/b]They have a functioning aerospace and ship building industries! In fact they're building a Strategic Supply Vessel for you guys and smaller ships for WE African navies. [b]They've been licence building CASA aircraft for 40 years now.
Mentioning the two of you in the same sentence is like talking about Enyimba and Bayern-NIGGA,HOW!?

Nigeria GDP per capita as of 2017 is $1994 .

Some fool here things 'density' and 'per capita' is the same thing.

nwoke37:
Abuja is better than Nairobi

I disagree.

naijalander:
They don't do anything Kenyans don't already do in Kenya.

I'm guessing play football and lie to Kenyan women.

nwoke37:
Upperhill has bad roads... everything else is beautiful but dirty roads

How many times have you been to Upper Hill?

naijalander:
and who told you Yemi Alade is chasing a Kenyan passport? Get real!

She said it herself in an interview. lol.

naijalander:
Kenyans are obsessed with Nigerians. Larry Madowo and Cyprian Nyankundi are good examples. I know because I have studied Kenyan low self esteem for years now.

Your people envy our culture. Your SM influencers copy Nigerian content and modify it in swahili. Everything about you guys suck.

Please prove Larry Madowo and Cyprian Nyakundi are obsessed with Nigeria. The fact that you know some random blogger in Kenya and media personality in Kenya tells who is obsessed with who. You've even embarked on studying Kenya's self esteem? Wow, that's inspiring. Keep the obsession burning.

naijalander:
Ego aside, let's just say Kenyan football has a long way to go. You'll be surprised how many Nigerian footballers are resident in Kenya.

We are not surprised. Many Nigerians who can afford to travel to Kenya want to create a home in Kenya. Even Yemi Alade is chasing a Kenyan passport as we speak. She might become a Kenyan citizen too.

naijalander:
and yet most Kenyans are obsessed with Nigerians. Abeg...most Nigerians I know that moved back home actually hate Kenya with a passion. Kenyans are not open minded people and are very ethnocentric people. oh yeah and they loooove white people.

That's stupid ego speaking. Of all countries in the world, Nigeria could be the last Kenyans would choose to be obsessed with. Kenyans love white people yet it's not them drowning in the Mediterranean trying to get to white countries.............don't just talk because you want to make a comeback - speak facts.

naijalander:
Just admit you don't follow football. How else would you not know any Nigerian club? I know Gor Mahia because Kenya is my second home.

............anyone who comes to Kenya wants it to be their second home. I feel you.

MPSA:
This head is 100 % yours, No Kenyans has Ugly head like this, This is your head man

naijalander:
Haters gon hate

But really can you compare Kenyan football to Nigerian football?

Wtf is a Gor Mahia?

In club football Nigeria is no better than than Kenya.

Nowenuse:
You don't just attach the word low class to any place with your ugly-faced black Kenyan mouth

You prove they are lowclass by showing us the renting costs of these houses you call lowclass. How much do these lowclass houses cost? Prove with pictures before we can believe you!

That is Umoja, Buruburu and tena estates. Umoja and tena are low class while Buruburu is lower middle class.

Like I told you, houses in lower class neighborhoods are not advertised on the internet much because they're always high on demand. You posting here OLX adverts to prove a point is just absurd especially considering you search the internet over and over to find the most flattering ones while the prices I find for the places you mention are even higher than prices in Upper middle class Nairobi.

Please show me an extant low class neighborhood in Nigeria like that. You've been avoiding this question for too long.

Nowenuse:
Does lying make you feel good or what? You take only the population of Nairobi city and you take the entire population of Lagos state, is that fair?

Don't you know that Lagos city and Lagos state are 2 different things?
Lagos is a city inside Lagos state. Lekki, Ikeja and Ikorodu are also different cities within Lagos state.

Besides, the so called 21 million people of Lagos metro includes people in neighbouring Ogun state.

Lagos city proper does not have more than 15 million people, while Lagos state proper should not be more than 19 million people (based on 2016 estimates).

So, compare Nairobi city with Lagos city or compare Nairobi urban area with Lagos state. Simple! If we do the comparison either ways, Nairobi still has a higher percentage of Kenya's population than Lagos of Nigeria.

Besides, Nairobi contains more than half the population of urban Kenyans, while Lagos state is 1/5 of urban Nigerians. Can you see the huge difference??


Stop posting old pictures of Onitsha to make you feel good. There are also dirty parts and slums of Nakuru.

This is Anambra state (Onitsha the largest city, Awka the state capital).

Because Nairobi city boundaries coincide with Nairobi County boundaries. It's not a lie, it's a fact. Maybe if you read more and used your brain more you would do some research and avoid calling people liars all the time.

Unlike Lagos where both the city and metro are inside the state, in Nairobi the city fills up the county and the metro extends beyond the county.

....and No. Nairobi doesn't contain half of urban Kenya - for the umpteenth time stop being ignorant.

Yes, Nakuru has few dirty parts and Onitsha has few clean parts but Onitsha is largely a dirty city. For your information I didn't even select the dirtier photos of Onitsha to come up with those photos I posted. I simply googled Onitsha and garbage popped up as you can see from the image below. I checked the city on google maps and it's no better.

nelxxy:
my friend shut up. That's yearly rent. Here Nigeria, we dont pay rent monthly. It is very hard to find

Basically you lock out low income earners from decent housing, no wonder 80% of your cities look like this.
https://mw2.google.com/mw-panoramio/photos/medium/6301778.jpg

Daejoyoung:
wow l never knew Surulere was an estate. Guy just keeping walking around your Nairobi, you know nothing.

Whatever you want to call it man. You can call it a continent if you want but it's still that shitty neighborhood. You can try to make us see it as some huge place but it's only 23 sq. km. I know what 23 sq. km is. Here in Nairobi 23 sq. km is a single estate.

Nowenuse can you show me a low class residential neighborhood that is this large and this decent in Nigeria? This is a question you've been avoiding all through.

https://farm6.static.flickr.com/5064/5655137482_2fb5d30750_b.jpg

Nowenuse:
NairobiWalker is a lost case. I give up on him.

If it was TayserMahiri, he would have kept quiet out of shame and flee, just like I dealt with him in the past when he argued that Nigeria had more slums than Kenya.

These little Indians are just shameless.

You can imagine the dozens of houses I have been showing him from different sources with their price tags. See the rubbish he showed me. He did not even look at the price well. The post does not even say if the house was for sale or rent or how many bedrooms it had.

The only thing close to decent housing that you posted is this one below..........and the rent is monthly (not annual like your lying ass claims) which translates to KES 98K and 112k respectively. You don't want me to show you the kind of house you'll get with 98k or 112k in Nairobi. Dare me.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/7193673_screenshot20180531181425_jpeg98af8801fe698af052f5f45dd3ec9747
www.nairaland.com/attachments/7193674_screenshot20180531181351_pngfc7877702ca53a94b5fb9c7cbf3f5fc3

Nowenuse:
Are you this useless? Your useless picture did not state whether the house was for sale or for rent or how many bedroom it was.
Are you this slow? I am beginning to feel embarrassed debating with you here.

Besides, look at the price of that house again. It says 5,500,000 million. See where your desperation is taking you?

Just accept the fact that Nigerian cities houses are cheaper and more decent relative to cost. It won't kill you!

I can give you several cheap houses in Nairobi that are way better than your dumpshit in Surulere or wherever you're getting your photos from. Lagos housing is way more expensive yet shittier than Nairobi no matter how much you'd try to argue against it. Your only hope is shitty online adverts which who knows could be some yahoo boys trying to con people. You haven't shown us the decent Lagos housing yet. You only show photos of interior housing - when I search online for an estate like Surulere which is no where close to Lang'ata in quality for instance, all I find is houses that cost in the range of 1m, 1.5m, 2m and 2.5m Naira per year which is too expensive for shitty houses like those. Show me better houses in Lagos, not these things you posted me and claimed they are decent houses.

nwoke37:
South Africa's governance is relatively more advanced(that's where i credit the whites) than Nigeria's with the government being less corrupt. It really has nothing to with natural resources like gold or oil. I mean look at Southeast Asian countries like Singapore or South Korea who had no natural resources but quickly transitioned to a relatively prosperous society due to better,less corrupt government.

In Nigeria our industrialization and infrastructure improvement efforts have been sabotaged by corruption...

Thank you for at least accepting that. Your brothers tend to think whenever any country is doing better than Nigeria, there is an external force causing that and it can never be just because the people of that country are more disciplined, hardworking and running their country better.

nwoke37:
You used a study that showed Lagos population to be 7 million... whereas today Lagos population is 22 million. You aalso usead a study that cited wikipedia as a source. I laugh
I'm talking about this website: https://versus.com/en/lagos-vs-nairobi

Lagos GdP is $136 billion, which is bigger than Kenya's. We've been over this severally

This has always been debatable since you've never brought a reliable source that proves that..............and if it is then I wonder why your guys keep claiming Kenya's economy rely on Nairobi alone considering that'll mean 33% of Nigeria's GDP is generated in Lagos.