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Hookup is getting paid for sex.

The kind of women below should NEVER get into hookup. I'll never put my d1ck in women like these. Not for free, anyway.

Yet, they expect to get paid for sex. How?

They have no ounce of sexual attractiveness. The only way to cure konji with them is by looking at their naked body.

Women like these should not do hookup.

Realize this:

People, male and female, are a hot steaming pile of sh1t. You are not missing much by being antisocial.

But if you think being antisocial hinders your progress, join a gym and lift weights consistently.

Now, go out right now and get yourself a chilled can of black bullet. That'll do you good.

Then if you have the money, get yourself a hookup girl ASAP. Bleep her good, as good as any virgin boy anyway.

Just lose your virginity.

After fucking a girl, you'll realize that girls aren't sh1t...if not that they have vaginas and can suck your dick.

They are not special.

On the skills front, you can take it slow and dedicate one hour, or even 30 minutes, per day.

Avoid graphics design, though.

Mine: Asshole.

I'll tell you why.

I don't like to put my schlong in a facehole. 32 teeth and I only have one d1ck. Plus, I wouldn't trust the girl after the spanking I give her.

Fucking a girl in the mouth gives her TOTAL power. She could bite off the top or chew it like kolanut.

The vagina is a boring, overused hole.

The asshole, though. It's exotic. It's not supposed to be there but you put it there anyway. Let the girl deal with it.

Also, it's good for small d1cks.

It's the hole of dominance. All power belongs to the man. He controls the rhythm and depth.

It's exciting. It's forbidden. They like it.

Have you done a feasibility study?

Can you guarantee the profitability of the business?

Can your business afford the usurious interest rate that comes with such loans?

Don't kill your business before it takes its first breathe.

She's a girl.

What you are about to see is top secret. Use it wisely. Use it rarely.

Otherwise, your girlfriend will go broke and Bleep your father to raise money.

Anyway, here's how to ask your girlfriend for money and get it:

You: My love, my mother has been in the hospital since last week.

GF: AHH! Why didn't you tell me.

You: Didn't want you to get worried.

GF: Shouldn't have done that. How is she?

You: Not fine ooo. In fact, she hasn't eaten since morning. She hasn't been able to take her drugs, either.

GF: Eeewo...why?

You: No money o. I spent all my savings on the hospital bills. I also borrowed money from Mr. [INSERT NAME OF A FRIENDLY NEIGHBOUR]

GF: This is serious oh.

You: Very very serious. I don't know if you can help me with anything.

GF: Don't worry, I'm on my way to you with jollof rice. Where is your Mom admitted?




You will NEVER get shishi from your Nigerian girlfriend.

I look up to them.

They are true legends.

Most men don't last more than 5 seconds. Just ask your sister.

This is wonderful.

But it would have been better if they set fire to the useless bank.

Or kidnap the manager and have the ransom delivered in new notes.

But this is good.

1. Position her for doggy and close her laps tightly.

2. Place her on her sides and use your hands to press down hard on her laps.

3. Position her for missionary, raise her legs and cross it.

4. Put it in her ass.

Fool boy.

Why would anyone be interested in pictures of terribly bleached leeches with unsightly pot bellied when they can easily get pictures, videos and animations of young, sexy and hyper-attractive women for FREE.

It's useless guys like you that pay useless girls for "sex video".

Dumb people are going to "pray" for Nigeria to get better

Life is short.
Make it shorter.
Get married.

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sheddyboy01:
Good evening everyone.

I got admission in 2015 for a 4 years course. My graduation year was supposed to be 2019, which would have made me 29 years at graduation.

But we ended up graduating in 2021 as at when I was 31 years as a result of strike other breaks

Am I still eligible?

Was it the 2019 that would be calculated or the actual year I graduated that counts ?

NYSC uses the date on your statement of result. In your case, that's 2021. You're not eligible to serve.