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Human beings are so wicked God had to commit suicide to save them.

Start going to the gym. Or do body weight exercises. It's madness to be shy around men. Especially in this Nigeria where a lot of men are dirty, potbellied and dress like crap.

Dude is still pouting lips.

The punishment for rape needs to be more severe. And Paedophilia should attract a death sentence.

Are you insane?

It's madness that anyone will support the removal of fuel subsidy. It may be a good idea in other countries but this is Nigeria.

The people will suffer the consequences of the removal and enjoy none of the benefits. I spent more than 40K travelling to the east in the past 4 weeks.

Prior to watching this video, I had never heard him speak. His slight body and age makes him look weak.

But that speech portrays someone with clarity and soundness of mind with no trace of weakness in his speech.

People who condemn him have done a great job of portraying him as senile and weak. Nothing could be further from the truth.

The speech demonstrates Tinubu's insight, foresight and single-mindedness in achieving his goal.

Tinubu is no pushover.

In fact, the speech reminds me of the iconic speech given by Don Corleone in a table full of other dons.

He is deliberate in his speech and actions.

He said "E gbe kini to wa, EMI lokan."

Highlights of the speech:

1. He was supposed to be vice president to Buhari.

2. Saraki objected because a Muslim-Muslim ticket would mean Saraki (a Muslim) could not be Senate President.

3. Saraki got enough support from others within the party to potentially destabilise or even fracture the party if Tinubu decided to go ahead as Vice President.

4. Tinubu had been building the party since the days of AC, ACN and now APC.

5. Any chance of unseating an incumbent President will disappear with even a whiff of weakness within APC.

6. Tinubu sacrificed his Vice Presidential ticket so that APC could win in 2015.

7. His sacrifice was contingent on the fact that he got to pick Buhari's VP.

8. The party wanted him to approve a list of 3 names and the cabals and maybe Buhari would select the final candidate.

9. Tinubu rejected that.

10. That would not give him any kind of leverage at all. It would violate the agreement that he picked the VP.

11. He insisted on submitting a SINGLE name.

12.. Any other option would allow for manoeuvres that might not favour him.

13.Ulamas were sent to cajole him. But Tinubu did not yield.

14. One name or APC could forget the Presidency.

15. He held a group of EXTREMELY powerful cabals by their saggy balls and....

16. HE came out on top.

17. He appointed one name: Yemi Osibanjo.

18. In doing all these, he demonstrated his willingness to sacrifice his personal goals for the good of the party as long as it's reasonable.

19. But he would not be pushed around or pressured by anybody.

20. Tinubu is a political savant.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GAh_3H_y_A

You have to pick one:

1. Shoot 1 Nigerian politician.
2. Shoot 50 Nigerian police.

HALAL Madrid!

Man city chop Madrid like Salah ram.

They don't bear equal responsibility.

In the case of Ike Ekweremadu et Al, 3 people committed the same crime. 2 men and a woman.

Look at the penalties:

1. Man 1 gets 10 years imprisonment.
2. Man 2 gets 10 years and 6 months.
3. The only woman gets 6 years imprisonment.

Why?

What happened to equal treatment?

Even more important:

Why are feminists not protesting naked on the streets?

Until equal rights = equal sentence, women do not deserve it.

Actors and actresses are people, too. They are subjected to the same vulnerabilities as any other man or woman.

Imagine kissing and groping a beautiful woman or man throughout the duration of a TV show or movie....and then, claiming it's just professional.

Hilarious!

They develop feelings and Bleep each other.

People married to these people who think their wife or husband is different are just being dumb.

Your wife can't be in a romantic movie or show with Chris Hemsworth or Henry Cavill and not want to Bleep them.

Your husband can't be in a romantic movie or show with Gal Gadot or Taraji P. Henson and not want to Bleep them.

It's impossible.

The same applies for movie/entertainment industry everywhere.

If you marry an actor or actress, know that you've married someone who wil definitely cheat on you.

Especially, when they travel to a location for extended filming.

Just so you know, they are not immune to the attractiveness of their coworkers.

All claims of professionalism is deceit.

1. Man is reasonably old.
2. Man is wealthy.
3. Girl is super young.
4. Girl is pretty.

The wealth of the old man and the beauty of the young wife will help nurture the best offsprings..

Plus, a young wife has smaller baggage compared to older ones. She's impressionable.

She's malleable.

The huge age difference and wealth makes it easy for the wife to be submissive. Also, the presence of wealth allows the wife to be more feminine.

The wife is not bitter because of unfulfilled old age. ZERO feminism.

She knows that her juvenile opinions do not matter to a successful and experienced man.

Even more important:

The marriage allows both parties to cheat without stress.

Reason:

1. Husband is a successful man that's likely to be EXTREMELY busy which usually involves traveling. On these occasions, he can cheat to his satisfaction.

2. Because of husband's busyness, the young wife also has ample opportunity to Bleep men her age.

3. Even if the husband is caught cheating, the wife is not threatened because there's enough money to go around. Plus, a very expensive apology is sure to follow.

4. Wife is unlikely to be caught cheating. Her extreme discretion is guaranteed. Plus, a wealthy man is often secure and cannot countenance any woman will cheat on him.

Overall, it's a jolly arrangement.

1. They speak for God.
2. They grant God's heavenly blessings to man on earth.
3. They are the gatekeepers of heavenly rewards.
4. God speaks to them.
5. They share in the ultimate power of God to control demons.
6. They can save your soul and welcome you to eternal life.
7. Fail to listen to them and they can condemn your soul to eternal torment.
8. They can make you a social pariah.
9. They can help you find God's will for your life, including your ordained spouse.
10. They can cure sicknesses. As long as it's not amputations or pandemics.

If all these fail, they can use material things to obtain your subservience.

No man will be more loyal than this man:

https://www.nairaland.com/7653985/david-ibiyeomie-gifts-pastor-salem

Even though The Bible teaches to do good in secret. That one hand must be ignorant of the good deeds of the other hand.

Ibiyeomie did his exceptionally good deed before an exceptionally large audience.

Why?

As a tool of control. A form of positive reinforcement to show other members of the church and its workforce that he WILL reward their commitments and devotion.

The man is enslaved for life.
His first devotion will be to Ibiyeomie.

And that display has served it's true purpose:

Foster absolute devotion to Ibiyeomie.

Everybody wants to Bleep your child.

From the moment your female child starts crawling, she's a Bleep-target. It doesn't even matter if she's ugly as Bleep.

They want to Bleep her!

From a 9-year old boy to a 90-year old grandpa. All of them are lining up to Bleep your daughter with weird-looking dicks.

There's no Bleep-cap for your daughter. People will ALWAYS want to Bleep her! Unlike boys that have to be exceptionally good-looking or successful to get incessant Bleep offers.

Remember that neighbour that calls your 7-year old daughter "my wife"?

Guess what?

Yup! He DEFINITELY wants to Bleep her.

What's even worse:

Despite the plethora of men that want to Bleep her, your daughter will VOLUNTEER to Bleep the worst possible ones among them.

That's right! That guy that makes you feel like EXTREME uselessness bleeped EXTREME crassness is the one she'll gladly Bleep.

She'll Bleep the guy that is most likely to bring the greatest shame to your family. And she'll love it. A lot.

And there's absolutely NOTHING you can do about it.

Otherwise, society will condemn you as uncivilised. Same society will fill your daughter's head with sexual contents 24/7.

Then, society will bring it home by giving your daughter a platform where she'll be worshipped for whoring!

If you have a daughter in the 21st century, you're COMPLETELY FINISHED!

Since Bola Ahmed Tinubu was named on the list of 100 Most Influential People in the world by Time Magazine, people have tried to discredit the list.

Some people shared a picture where Adolf Hitler was on the list. Another with Sadam Hussein on the list.

All in a bid to discredit Time.

They forget that it's a list of the most influential people not a list of people you approve of.

During World War 2, over 13.4 million people served in the German Army under Adolf Hitler's command.

To deny his influence is foolishness.

OTHER PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN ON TIME MAGAZINE

1. Barack Obama

Barack Obama is the 44th President of the United States, the First Black President and served for two-consecutive terms as President.

Apart from appearing on the list of the most influential person in the world, Obama was named Time Person of the Year in 2008 and 2012.

2. Donald Trump

Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States. He appeared on the 2016 list of Time's 100 most influential people in the world.

His victory was remarkable because he won in his first attempt.

3. Joe Biden

He is the 46th and current President of the United States of America. Biden, along with his VP Kamala Harris, was named Time Person of the year in 2020.

He also appeared on the list in 2022 and 2023.

4. KING CHARLES

King Charles is the newly crowned monarch of England. He was crowned after the death of his mother, Queen Elizabeth.

He appeared on the 2023 Time list.

5. Pope Francis

Regarded as the People's Pope, Pope Francis was not only appeared on Time 100 list but was named Time Person of the Year in 2013.

6. Sam Altman

Sam Altman is a 37-year old phenom who began to code at the age of 8. He's the CEO of OpenAi, the company that created ChatGPT.

It could be argued that Sam Altman is the face of world Artificial Intelligence. He also appeared on Times 2923 list of most influential person.

7. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala

Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala is the current Director-General of World Trade Organisation, a group made up of 164 different countries.

She is the first African and the first woman t lead the WTO.
She appeared in the 2021 list of Time 100.

8. Lionel Messi

Lionel Messi is a world cup champion with 7 Ballons d'OR awards. He has maintained an unmatchable level of performance for almost 20 years.

This perfect blend of goal-scoring and playmaking genius was named in the 2023 list of Time 100.

9. Elon Musk

The billionaire genius needs no introduction. He is the sole owner of Twitter after he bought it just for the heck of it.

He's the founder and CEO of SpaceX and Tesla. He also cofounded OpenAi with Sam Altman.

Although Wikipedia also named as the CEO of Twitter, Elon recently said in a BBC interview that his dog is the CEO of Twitter.

He was named Person of the Year by Time Magazine in 2021. He also appeared in the 2023 list of Time 100.

10. Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie is an award-winning author, a vocal feminist and a MacArthur Genius grant recipient.

She was featured in the 2015 Time 100 list. She has a page dedicated to displaying the award on her personal website.


11. Salman Rushdie

Salman Rushdie is the fearless author of the controversial book Satanic Verses. He was attacked in August 2022 because of his works.

He lost an eye in the attack.

While recounting the attack, Rushdie said "it made him laugh."

Salma Rushdie also appeared in the Time 100 most influential list of 2023.


Sources

https://time.com/collection/100-most-influential-people-2023/

https://time.com/collection/100-most-influential-people-2021/

https://www.chimamanda.com/news_items/chimamanda-ngozi-adichie-named-one-time-magazines-100-influential-people-2015/

https://time.com/time-person-of-the-year-2016-donald-trump-choice/

Big boobs outside of a bra.

1. Money.
2. Politics.
3. Sex

See what's happening here:

https://www.nairaland.com/7647681/twitter-user-comes-after-hookup

See the kind of prostitute this guy paid #150K for ONE night.

Ugly face.
Small boobs.
Average yansh.
Unremarkable hips.
Slightly detectable Potbelly.
Average complexion.
#150 per night.
??



What's really going on?

Every old, fat, potbellied prostitute want 20K for short time.

Minimum wage is #30K.

Even ones you'll NEVER Bleep for free.

Hookup girls in the house, what's happening?

I don't get why any man would want to get married in Nigeria of TODAY. But every Saturday, a new man loses his senses.

If you're one those men or planning to join them soon, keep this in mind;

NEVER GET MARRIED IF YOU'RE POOR.

Why?

1. You will not enjoy the marriage.
2. It'll cut your chances of escaping poverty by 99%>
3. Your children's future will be compromised.
4. Your daughter will become a hookup girl.
5. Your son will become a yahoo boy.
6. Your family will hate you.
7. Your wife will Bleep her EX.
8. Your wife will Bleep her BOSS.
9. Your wife will Bleep your LANDLORD.
10. Your wife will Bleep your RICH FRIEND.
11. Your wife will Bleep your NEIGHBOUR.
12. Your wife will Bleep your PASTOR.
13. The only person your wife will NOT Bleep is YOU.

Consider yourself warned.

Women love big d1ck. Whenever they say size doesn't matter, just realize that it's a lie. Size matters. And all women want to be overwhelmed with a huge d1ck.

Only problem is the average man wields an average d1ck. Not big enough to be overwhelming but also not small enough to be laughable.

It's what I call utility d1ck.

Most women will never taste a huge d1ck throughout their sexual lifetime no matter how many sexual partners they have. That's a shame.

But I'm going to reveal a secret demographic of men with d1cks so huge you'll cry for your mummy.

Who are they?

Who are these men with the nuclear code to these weapons of mass destruction?

And why do most women not know about them?

Answer is very simple:

Most women are oblivious to this goldmine of big d1cks because the men in this demographic belong to a group that are barely acknowledged in the sexual market.

I'm talking about super short men that managed to escape dwarfism by a couple of inches.

NOTE that I'm not talking about average-height men of 5.5-5-7ft.

No. I'm referring to men around 4.9-5.3ft.

You want to know the craziest thing?

Even the skinny ones among them still have a huge d1ck.

It gets even crazier:

The uglier they are, the bigger the d1ck.

It's like they're the butts of a sick cosmic joke - give them the real goods, then take away their opportunity to use it.

They are sexually invisible. Most women will not even look at them by mistake. That's why most women miss big d1cks.

Ladies, go out and get your short, ugly guy TODAY. Cum thank me tomorrow.

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I don't see any ads in porn videos.

Motivational speakers

The outcome of this election is obvious. It has been from the very beginning. If you understand Nigerian politics, you will know this.

3 things influence politics in Nigeria:

1. Religion.
2. Tribe.
3. Money.

Due to the CBN Naira Redesign/Cashless Policy, the influence of money will be significantly curtailed in the coming election.

That leaves the first two - religion and tribe.

First, let's talk about tribe. The first thing you need to know is that every Nigerian is a TRIBALIST.

Every single one of them.

They say they're not, they are. In the days before the election, some people from other tribes have endorsed a candidate different from their own tribes.

Why?

Because of the fear of being cancelled. Weakness of character and mind. It's also a way of virtue signalling.

People have been threatened and called "traitors" for supporting a candidate that's not from their tribe.

Even high-level, supposedly enlightened individuals could not hide the degree of tribalism inherent in them.

It's human nature. The tribe comes first.

Next is religion.

Religion has turned people into puppets with the strings firmly in the hands of the clergy. Independence and intelligence is nothing when it comes to religion.

Because as you know, religion speaks for God.

By the way, you've gotta love the drama with which Oyakhilome announced his preference in the coming election.

All that drama just to say "Vote for my candidate"

Anyway, what religion does really well is take decision making out of the hands of their members. By telling them EXACTLY what "God" wants them to do.

Religious leaders have now leveraged this to endorse and aggressively push their candidates.

Nowadays, Islam does a better job of controlling its members than Christianity does.

As such, Islam has more influence on the actions of its members than Christianity.

Tinubu knows this. That's why he went against the hitherto established Christian-Muslim/Muslim-Christian formula.

A Northern Christian candidate is as useful as a plastic straw to a starving man.

He's banking HEAVILY on religion as a factor. Especially now that money could be difficult to use.

But...

That's NOT going to be enough. It's not going to save him. He will NOT be able to win the election.

Because whatever Tinubu thinks he can offer, Atiku can offer better.

Tinubu scorned a WHOLE religion because he wants to ingratiate himself with a particular set of people.

While people from his tribe who are christian may not actively punish him by voting another candidate, they may abandon him by not voting at all.

INEC PVC collection statistics corroborate this.

Now, Tinubu is weak in all the three factors that influence election in Nigeria:

1. Religion - he alienated a WHOLE religion while banking on another religion that is predominantly controlled by another tribe who have a candidate in the race.

2. Tribe - he's been abandoned by his tribe and he's running mate does not have the clout to match Atiku or Kwankwanso. Buhari's halfhearted endorsements would not be enough.

3. Money - FG's new monetary policy has laid waste to this part of Tinubu's strategy.

Back to Atiku,

He has the highest chance of winning the election. In fact, I'm going to say that Atiku will win the 2023 presidential election.

Why?

He's from a religion that has a vice-like grip on its members and from the tribe that controls that ENTIRE religion in Nigeria.

Atiku represents eight more years of seat at the cradle of power for both his religion and tribe. What Tinubu offers is nothing in comparison.

It also happens that the tribe is the most populous in Nigeria.

If you're a newscaster, start learning how to say His Excellency, President Atiku Abubakar now.

Of the 3 factors that influence election in Nigeria, Atiku is adamantine in 2 - Religion and Tribe. He's probably not weak in the third one either.

Unto Obi

It was very easy to dismiss him at the start of the election campaign but not so anymore.

People forget that Igbo is the second-most populous tribe in Nigeria.

And they're largely loyal to him.

But he's not as strong on the religion front. He can expect a ton of the Catholic Christian vote as those would be in the control of Igbos anyway. Plus, some of the Pentecostal vote since Oyakhilome endorsed him.

But other big Christian denominations have failed to endorse him. Not overtly, anyway.

On the money front, he'd have the same issue as the remaining candidate.

But NONE of this would be enough to save him from being defeated by Atiku on Saturday.

In essence, nobody can stop Atiku tomorrow.

If the d1ck is big enough, it can make them feel like a virgin again.

Every time they Bleep a big dxck, it makes it seem like they're losing their virginity for the first time. That way, they don't feel so loose.

A big d1ck is to a Nigerian woman what religion is to the masses - a promise of redemption no matter how loose you've been.

They love it.

Big d1ck is the opium of Nigerian women.

Nigerian women search for abortion and abortion-related terms 289,900/month.

That's 3,478,800 per year.

Now if just 10% of that figure translates to a unique person, then NIgerian women abort 347,880 babies per year.

How it concerns men

Let's take 347,880 as the average number of abortion per year. Let's further assume you get married to a NON-VIRGIN 24-year old Nigerian woman.

During her lifetime, there's been:

347,880 x 24 = 8,349,120 abortions.

Now guess what?
One of them is likely hers.

Marry a NON-VIRGIN Nigerian woman, you're fu.cked

People assume that ALL men want to have sex ALL the time.

They think that men walk around with nothing on their mind but "sex! sex!! sex!!!"

But the reality is different.

Sex for men is work. It's another task where men have to prove their competence. The back and forth motion of the hip that packs any meaningful force takes stamina, power and, if you're doing it right, skill.

Plus, it takes an iron will not to just cum and get out.

Men do not want sex ALL the time. So what do they want?

Men want to be ABLE to have sex with a lot of women ANYTIME they want. They want to know that if they want sex with a woman every second of the day, they can get it.

But that doesn't mean men want sex every second of every day. The idea of endless access to sex trumps endless sex.

Endless sex is grueling work. No man wants that.

"Say not your guy is after your babe--say your babe is after your guy."
-John F. Kennedy.

If you want to tighten your loose vagina fast in Nigeria, get a vaginoplasty.

The doctor will take a needle and thread to your business.

Only down side?

It costs around #2M.

So you're literally and figuratively screwed.

Debase
Have her gargle your balls.

Degrade
Bleep 'em in the ass. Cum on her face. Cum in her mouth and have her swallow it.

De-humanize
Piss on them.