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CrimeRe: Court Jails Multi-Purpose Cooperative CEO, Uno Eke For N2bn Fraud by Namaster: 6:02pm On Feb 22, 2025
What is this new development of BLURRING the face of criminals?

It's MADNESS!

Criminals VIOLATE the law and the social contract, they should NOT be protected by it.

SHAME and STIGMA should be an automatic part of the punishments for CRIMINALS.

REVEAL their identities!

Also SCAMMED people of properties and laundered #2 BILLION and he's jailed for just ONE year.

That's NOT justice!
CelebritiesRe: "I Am A Feminist, But I Don't Support Women Disrespecting Their Husbands"–funke by Namaster:
Feminism is a JOKE!
A SICK joke!

The fact that she had to CLARIFY that she supports feminism but DOESN'T support women being DISRESPECTFUL shows that the whole thing is MADNESS.

If you express your independence by being RUDE to people who can SNAP you in two like a pencil, then you are STUPID.

Feminism has done MORE harm to women than ANY other thing in history including Patriarchy.

In the past, nasty people had to traffic women for prostitution and pornography.

Today, thanks to feminism, a 19-year old University girl will fuccck her entire faculty including the lecturers to show how independent she is.

And women willingly SHOOT porn to launch their careers as "influencers". In fact, every woman wants to be a PORRRRNSTAR now.

Walking NAKED is now a sign of "empowerment".

Feminists will tell you that women are strong and bold but they still NEED men to agree to it.

CLOWNS!
BusinessRe: Greedy Transport Costs? ₦35K For A 13-seater Lagos-enugu Bus Sparks Outrage! by Namaster: 4:25pm On Feb 22, 2025
grin

That is why it's LAUGHABLE when people complain about politicians.

Nigerians are GREEDY and WICKED!
It's EVERYWHERE. Especially the greed.

It's so DISHEARTENING.

EVERYBODY wants to scam you!
From the market woman selling pepper to the Doctor running his own dental clinic.

Yet if you ask them, they'll BLAME inflation.
It's not, it's GREED.

Typical businesses will add 5-25% mark-up as their profit. But Nigerians will add 400-500%.

It's MADNESS!

Madness and GREED.
CrimeRe: Teen Girl Arrested For Attempted Shooting Of Teacher In Cross River State by Namaster: 1:08pm On Feb 22, 2025
16.
Cultist.
Attempted murderer.
Addicted to social media.
And already fucking a USELESS married man.

Throw her in a JUVIE until she's 18 and then transfer her to a maximum security prison.

NO hope!
PhonesRe: Should I Give Out My Phone To A Married Woman? by Namaster:
Why are you so "friendly" with a married woman to the extent that she feels ENTITLED to your phone?

You know for a FACT that the husband is already unhappy with your closeness to his wife YET you want to add a GIFT into the mix.

Plus, you may have NO ulterior motive but she's a SECOND wife to a poor man who sleeps at WORK. She's likely SEX-STARVED.

She'll use you for sex and BILL you as a bonus.

Keep your phone and STAY AWAY from her.
Otherwise yours may be the next head we see on Nairaland front page.
RomanceRe: From Pastor To Mistress: Oou’s Pastor Jimmy Of RCF Now In Gay Marriage (Photos) by Namaster: 12:17pm On Feb 22, 2025
I have ALWAYS said it that the headquarters of INIQUITY is inside the CHURCH.

ALL religion is PERFORMATIVE!

People will go to church and pretend to be HOLIER than the Holy Trinity. Then return home and challenge the devil for his throne of WICKEDNESS.

A man will blow a trumpet on Sunday morning and return home in the evening to BLOW a fellow man.

A lady will raise hands in WORSHIP on Sunday morning and raise legs in WHOOORESHIP in the evening.

There is a PLAGUE of EVIL in the church.
And Campus Fellowships are GROUND ZERO.
InvestmentRe: Naira Now 1480 To A $1 What Could Be The Course Of This Appreciation by Namaster: 7:41pm On Feb 21, 2025
The current appreciation of the Naira is not a function of what CBN is doing RIGHT. It's about what the US is doing WRONG.

Specifically, what their President is doing WRONG.

He's threatening and launching trade wars avainst his neighbours and allies in Europe.

He's making decisions and UNMAKING them the following day.

That instability and unpredictability is NOT good for the US economy.

The USD is a fake money backed by NOTHING but TRUST in the US government.
Now thanks to Trump, that trust is quickly VANISHING.

Because of that, a LOT of currencies appreciated against the US in the past month. Not just the Naira.

For context, while the USD/NGN rate has dropped by almost #200 since December; the GBP/NGN rate has only dropped by around #35

The problem is the USD. It's not a victory for the NGN.

If you want to hold Forex now, hold GBP.
CareerRe: Do Not Get A Skill If You Intend To Look For A Job by Namaster: 7:54pm On Feb 18, 2025
The world is steadily moving beyond the skill economy.

Advancements in Artificial Intelligence is only going to COMPOUND the problem.

For context, HIGHLY skilled and educated people who work in NUCLEAR ENERGY were viciously FIRED by the US Government last week.

And even the LARGEST and MOST SUCCESSFUL companies keep laying off HIGHLY SKILLED engineers on a REGULAR basis.

And that's in spite of RECORD profits.

Point is the Skill Economy is on its way OUT.
It's all about OWNERSHIP now.

Ownership of income-generating assets, products or systems.

Any skill you learn must be geared towards OWNERSHIP of some kind.

So your point is CORRECT.
CareerRe: Why Are Tech Jobs Difficult To Get? by Namaster: 9:50pm On Feb 17, 2025
adaperry25:
thanks for this. Thank God I learned e-commerce earlier. That's what is sustaining me. I want to study product marketing. I believe no knowledge is a waste. Data Analysis will still be useful to me someday.
e-Commerce is GREAT!

If you haven't done it yet, learn Search Engine (Google) Marketing and Social Media Marketing. They'll help you scale FASTER.

And whatever you do, be sure to learn the BASICS of SEO. Specifically Local SEO.

SEO is a skill that you can DEPLOY across MULTIPLE platforms to your advantage. It's NOT exclusive to traditional search engines.

You can use it on TikTok, Telegram, Facebook, Instagram, etc.

Knowledge of SEO is the difference between naming your social media page "Adaperry Essence" and wasting away in digital obscurity OR naming your social media page "perfume vendor in Ikeja" and enjoying FREE visibility and more traffic to your business page.

Look into this if you haven't.

By the way, you are NOT wrong about the general usefulness of data analysis. Regardless of the job market, it's still a WONDERFUL skill to possess.
CareerRe: Why Are Tech Jobs Difficult To Get? by Namaster: 9:02pm On Feb 17, 2025
Data Analysis is SATURATED because everybody and their Mummies have gotten into it.

Anybody who can write a SUMIF Function in Excel thinks he's a data analyst. And they'd apply for the same job as you.

Even if you are more competent, your application is bound to get lost in the sea of other applications. And if you don't have a tech or maths related degree, that's another HURDLE.

You have 2 options:

1. SPECIALISE:
You can do this by selecting a specialisation like health or finance and streamlining your data analysis skill to that area of specialisation.

You will need to learn industry lingos and data requirements that are relevant to that industry.

Most sector that require data analysis in Nigeria is a SHIIITSHOW. The most mature of them is the banking and finance sector.

So I'd advise you to specialise in Financial Analysis. CFAInstitutedotorg has valuable resources that'll help uou.

Plus, you can BOLSTER your CV with ICAN certification.

2. GO DEEP:
Here you just bury yourself deep into data analysis until you come out at the other end which is Machine Learning.

ML is an integral part of AI and data analysis is an integral part of ML.

Those are your 2 options.

By the way, DISCARD the idea of getting a remote job. Most companies in Nigeria don't offer remote jobs. Maybe hybrid but NOT fully remote.

And NO foreign company will entrust their SENSITIVE business data to a Nigerian living in Nigeria.

For other people looking to get into tech, RESEARCH and choose a tech skill that's NOT dependent on getting a job.

Learn a tech skill that'll set you on the path of entrepreneurship.

Because the tech market is still a JOB market with all the problems that face a typical job market. Lile layoffs, job scarcities and low payments.

Learn a skill that'll help you BUILD for YOURSELF.
Foreign AffairsRe: NFL 'regrets' Super Bowl Halftime Choice After Kendrick Lamar Backlash by Namaster: 7:26pm On Feb 17, 2025
FAKE post meant to appeal to RACISTS.

I don't like Kendrick Lamar or his songs BUT that show was the MOST watched halftime show in the HISTORY of the NFL.

It even SURPASSED the late, great Michael Jackson's NFL performance.

There is NO way they regret selecting him for that performance.

This piece was written to APPEASE racists and, maybe, Lil Wayne.
CrimeRe: Kano: Newborn Baby Found Dead In Abandoned Carton by Namaster: 8:42am On Feb 17, 2025
Abortion is BETTER than this.
Foreign AffairsRe: Two Crates Of Eggs In The US Now Sells At Almost $38 by Namaster: 10:41pm On Feb 16, 2025
Americans, especially the Felon Fanatics, do NOT give a fuccccck about the price of eggs.

It was just a SMOKESCREEN.

At the time of the election, it was still socially unacceptable to say you would be voting for a RAPIST because you are a RACIST who can't stand a black person in the Oval Office.

One good thing about the election though is that it revealed the fact that STUPIDITY is UNIVERSAL.

Same people who voted for Trump would vote for Tinubu if they were Nigerians.
RomanceRe: “is This A Red Flag?” – Girlfriend’s Reaction After Man Pretended To Be Customer by Namaster: 10:25pm On Feb 16, 2025
Testing a woman for LOYALTY is like testing the Pacific Ocean for SALT.

It's POINTLESS!

Women do NOT possess the capability to be faithful.

Their default setting is SLUTTERY.

Don't bother to test your woman's loyalty, she'll ALWAYS fail.

A woman could be married to a King and still spread her ass cheeks for the merciless reckoning of a pauper's dicccck.

Women have NO FIDELITY!
Women have NO DIGNITY!

Just ask POTIPHAR.

His wife almost RAPED Joseph who was a SLAVE at the time.

Even more recently, a FORMER QUEEN has turned herself into a riffraff's (Portable) BIIITCH.

See women for what they really are.
NEVER expect loyalty from them.
They cannot give what they do NOT have.

Expecting loyalty from women is like expecting a homeless BINGO not to eat unsupervised shiiit.

It's MADNESS!
PoliticsRe: Ladies Not Wearing Bras In Anambra To Be Arrested – Soludo’s Security Outfit by Namaster: 7:54pm On Feb 16, 2025
Aba-made Shariah Law.

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PoliticsRe: If Nnamdi Kanu Was Evil As They Tell You, Why Was He Charged For Only Talking? by Namaster: 6:36pm On Feb 16, 2025
Al Capone, the most NOTORIOUS Drug Lord to have ever lived, was ONLY charged with tax fraud.

Your point is WITHOUT merit.

That said, the trial of the TERRORIST is a waste of time and money. He should be Epstein-ed.
Christianity EtcRe: Founder Of Wikipedia Converts From Atheism To Christianity by Namaster:
grin

Expect MORE of this.

Trump, a RAPIST, convinced American Christians that he's the Second Coming of Jesus Christ.

Christians VOTED for him MASSIVELY.
Mormons VOTED for him MASSIVELY.
Even Muslims VOTED for him.

Now, Trump has established a Faith Office inside the White House which is exactly like a rat setting up a Sniper manufacturing company.

It's MADNESS!

Plus, he has established a Task Force to combat what he calls "antichristian bias".

So a public conversion at this point is just GOOD BUSINESS.

MORE Billionaires and business owners will FAKE their conversions in DROVE.

Even ordinary people will FAKE their conversion to avoid PERSECUTION so that at the end of Trump's REGIME, there'd be MORE christians in America.

And MORONS will point to that as ecclesiastical victory.
RomanceRe: If You Are Broke And Unemployed Don’t Have A Girlfriend- Man Blast by Namaster:
This advice is ANTI-COMMONSENSE.

For marriage, it's sound advice.
For dating, it's MADNESS!

All you need for dating is just #500.
#300 for condoms.
#200 for a bottle of water.

Hangouts and gifts are NOT for the current crop of Nigerian women.

We all read about the case of the FOOLISH Yahoo Boy who bought G-Wagon for a Nigerian girl just for another man to Bleep her with ONE flower.
Foreign AffairsRe: Ukraine Rejects Trump Ask For Half Its Rare Minerals by Namaster: 7:43pm On Feb 15, 2025
Trump is a CRIMINAL.

America FAILED to hold him accountable for his crimes.
Now he has EXPORTED his criminality to the rest of the world.

It would be BETTER for Ukraine to broker a deal with their neighbour Russia than the UNRELIABLE FELON in the White House.

A man who TORPEDOED a deal he personally brokered with Canada and Mexico.

America under Trump CANNOT be trusted to honour a deal 'cause honour is ALIEN to Trump and his ENTIRE cabinet.

And SENSIBLE countries should begin to DECOUPLE from the US and ALL their products.

BAN Twitter.
BAN Tesla.
BAN Meta.
BAN Google.
BAN Apple.

Hit them where it hurts—their wallets.

Whatever cannot be banned should be REGULATED to the point of suffocation.
EducationRe: EDITORIAL:UNIZIK, Reconsider That Student's Expulsion by Namaster: 9:38am On Feb 15, 2025
Only a MAN could be so adept at DEFENDING a USELESS girl.

Captain-Save-a-Hoe-ism is etched deep into men's DNA. It takes conscious and sustained effort to REIN it in.

This guy brought out every TRICK in the book.

Shifting blame.
Dividing blame.
Mental health crisis.
Magically transforming the girl into a victim.

Tony is trying really hard to EXONERATE the stupid girl.

Tony is a FOOL!

He even said "touching the girl first" was an ASSAULT.

Tony is trying to EXAGGERATE the Lecturer's role while DOWNPLAYING the DUMB girl's part.

He's advocating for the University to commit scarce resources to the rehabilitation of ONE single simpleton.

MADNESS!

That girl is a 300-Level student and at least 21 years old. If she doesn't know better than to NOT attack a Lecturer by now, then her case is HOPELESS.

University is a place of learning NOT your personal therapy center.

Tony's excuses and jutjustification is INFURIATING.

Would Tony write this NONSENSE if a male student POUNCED on a Female Lecturer and UNLEASHED his inner Mike Tyson upon her?

Tony is MAD!
Foreign AffairsRe: Nikolai Valuev: Russian Politician Goes Viral For His Looks (Photos) by Namaster: 5:03pm On Feb 14, 2025
Dude did not understand that "Dickhead" was just a metaphor.

grin
RomanceRe: Wife Of Brazilian Football Legend Roberto Carlos Files Divorce, Demands $100m by Namaster: 2:51pm On Feb 14, 2025
grin

CelebritiesRe: "I Feel More Confident"- Zic Saloma Shows Off His 3-Week Post-Rhinoplasty Look by Namaster: 2:26pm On Feb 14, 2025
As a MAN, the only cosmetic surgery you need is a GYM.

Any other thing is MADNESS!
EducationRe: UNIZIK Expels female student who assaulted lecturer by Namaster: 1:37pm On Feb 14, 2025
JUSTIFIED!

EXTREMELY stupid girl!

Fool was live on TikTok in the middle of a lecture and still had the audacity to ATTACK the lecturer for trying to stop her.
BusinessRe: 10 Biggest Commercial Banks In Nigeria By Market Value In 2025 by Namaster: 10:43am On Feb 14, 2025
Why is Fidelity Bank listed TWICE with different figures?

Do we have 2 Fidelity Banks in Nigeria or is this just a SHITTY and UNEDITED article?
PoliticsRe: What Would Be The Campaign Slogans For The Opposition In 2027? by Namaster: 9:50am On Feb 14, 2025
"We are NOT Apc!"

That's a slogan that should get every REASONABLE person in their corner.
FoodRe: "Please Stop Peeling Off The Outer Part Of The Banana," Lady Pleads (photos/vid) by Namaster: 5:06pm On Feb 13, 2025
MADNESS!

Even Monkeys peel their bananas.
CrimeRe: Ogun: I Slept With 12 Men Daily – Rescued 14-Year-Old Sex Worker by Namaster:
She mentioned that she was asked to swear an oath while standing naked on a bible and was to work for one year before regaining her freedom.
Using Bible to do EVIL.
Just like God intended.

grin
PropertiesRe: How Do I Recover My Property From A Tenant Who Has Disappeared For Over 7 Years? by Namaster: 3:09pm On Feb 13, 2025
PP123:
If he come back and say he kept billion of naira in his room

Are you going to bail or bear witness at court

Try to reason anytime brr
STOP this NONSENSE!

This is the 21st Century.
Cameras ABOUND!

Nothing stops him from recording the ENTIRE process from the beginning to the end.

And a BILLION NAIRA is not something you can just hide under your pillows.

Also, a few of the other tenants or neighbours could act as WITNESSES.

Leaving your apartment VACANT because of someone who has STOPPED paying for it for almost 10 years is MADNESS.

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