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Better be a skit.

Minimum wage is #70k. Yet a prostitute wants #200k/month just to show up 5 times per month.

She also expects to be wined, dined and generally PAMPERED.

All because of a DEAD-FISH, loose-lipped and UNFAIRLY used pussy.

MADNESS!

"Show me love"

Send a dicck pic.

This is why RITUALIST Yahoo boys will always have an ENDLESS supply of sacrificial SKULLS.

Imagine suggesting to a young man that the ONLY way to better your lives is through FRAUD.

The CALLOUS witch even wants to PRAY for the boy to succeed in STEALING money from other people.

Heartless and ZERO honour!

Perhaps the WORST part about this NONSENSE is that if the dude agrees and SULLY his lineage by enriching himself through fraud and then buys her cars and bone-straight hair (her EMPTY skull needs to be concealed); another man will still FUCCCK her with just a single stem of rose.

MADNESS!

RCCG is one of the largest POLITICAL PARTIES in Nigeria.

In fact, RCCG has MORE Politicians than the entire Labour Party.

Adeboye is nothing but a political GoDFather that quotes Bible.

NOTHING will happen to Edward!

Bitches will open it wide for a man they are NOT married or engaged to and sometimes NOT even dating. They'll still REFUSE to use condoms, birth control pills, spermicides or any of the other MYRIADS of contraceptives.

YET they'll blame men for their single-motherhood.
FOOLS!

ALWAYS eager to be seen as a victim.
As if she did NOT start slamming her ass against him when Edward was tired of pumping.

In fact, good for Edward for dodging the mini-Natasha.

Imagine the level of MALICE that'd drive a woman to caption a picture of a newborn, completely innocent baby with such BILE.

She is WICKED and WAYWARD.
And now a SINGLE MOTHER.

At this point, she's just a CATASTROPHE with a SLACK vagina.
To be AVOIDED at all costs!

CoronaVirusPro:
Whoever read the epistles should please summarize in 3 sentences.

MORRRON took his on-again/on-again GF to UK expecting a pussy galore.

Bitch REFUSED to Bleep him for 8 months.
Bitch travelled to another city to FUCCCK another guy.

MORRRON caught the bitch and her fucckbuddy together in an UBER.
Bitch DENIED knowing her fuccckbuddy.
Then she reluctantly admitted that her fucckbuddy is "just a friend".

MORRRON blew up and broke up with the bitch.
Now he's worried that he's OVERREACTING by dumping the WHOOORE.

In summary:

It's absolute MADNESS!

An UNCOUTH woman.

Let INEC expedite the recall process so Natasha can settle into her new role as a TikTok influencer.

Your uncle is on the EIGHT track.

I especially like the part about laying PRE-PACKAGED curses on misguided Good Samaritans.

The WICKED woman kidnapped his kids and PREVENTS him from seeing them. She even went against the resolutions of a mediated agreement just to continue her WICKEDNESS.

YET she wants his money so that she can LIE to the kids and PRETEND to be ONLY one taking care of them in order to form SUPERMOMMY.

FUCCCK THE BITCH!

Advise your uncle to NOT pay shishi!

If the ex-wife is bent on ALIENATING him from his kids, then she can FOOT the bills.

The woman is trying to DESTROY your uncle. Imagine accusing him of emotionally-ABUSING the kids she actively RESTRICTS from seeing their father.

Let him IGNORE that useless invitation until it becomes a court case. Especially since it sounds like he doesn't live in Lagos.

When it gets to court, NOBODY will ask him to pay money without granting him the right to see his kids.

Plus, the human rights NGO can testify to the fact that the ex-wife is a CONTENTIOUS woman who disregarded a viable resolution that'd be great for the kids.

Instead, she used them as PAWNS in her unhinged quest to punish their father.

In fact, let your uncle file a COURT case against the bitch. Let him consult with a lawyer and see if a case of kidnapping and emotional abuse can be filed against her.

TWO can play the game.

He doesn't have to REACT to her madness when he can orchestrate his own.

Plus, the bitch is a government worker who is likely BROKE and unable to afford a decent lawyer for any long period of time.

Let him RUIN her financially until she begs. Then ruin her some MORE.

At my placement community, when I was serving as a teacher leader, one of my kids in primary four was being serially rapped by a man who had daughters older than her. When the matter got noticed by a colleague due to the discomfort the little girl was experiencing, nothing drastic was done, even when, after much back and forth, the man accepted to committing the crime. Why, he is a man, and somehow the universe is designed to shield them.

Why didn't YOU do something?
You called yourself a Teacher Leader and did NOTHING when a kid in your school was raped repeatedly by the same man.

You cannot do NOTHING in the face of injustice and lambaste people who do nothing in the face of injustice.

That's HYPOCRISY!

Secondly, there is NO parallel between the cases you cited and the case with Natasha.

Both cases involved little CHILDREN under the care of USELESS adults.

Natasha is a 50-something year-old SENATOR.
The idea that she kept mum because she was intimidated by Akpabio is MADNESS.

If she was intimidated by Akpabio as a sitting senator, what CHANGED after her suspension that suddenly made her an INTERNATIONAL NUISANCE.

Also, who visits the home of a man who's sexually harassing her?

Church is where commonsense goes to DIE.

An adult allowed two USELESS people to assault her for DISCIPLINING her own rowdy child all because of Church.

MADNESS!

These are basically STRANGERS ganging up on an adult and FLOGGING her like a stubborn goat and OTHER adults are in the building watching the ATROCITY unfold.

Religion is a terrible MIND-KILLER.

The Laws of Economics do NOT work in Nigeria.
The economy of Nigeria will BEFUDDLE the most brilliant of ecomomists.

The Invisible Hand of Adam Smith has been stamped out by the very visible GULLET OF GREED.

You can NEVER predict the flow of the Nigerian economy.

When Tinubu REMOVED fuel subsidy, he and his cronies claimed that the REAL price of petrol was about #625+.

They also ASSURED Nigerians that the "real price" would CRASH the moment Dangote launches his refinery.

We ALL know how that's going.

The ONLY thing that is guaranteed in the Nigerian economy is that whatever goes up will ALWAYS go up again.

It's MADNESS!

ANY award that names a TITAN like Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala alongside a NONENTITY like Remi Tinubu is USELESS!

The ONLY achievements Remi has on her own MERITS is an NCE from Adeyemi College of Education and a BS in Education.

ALL her remaining achievements can be traced to her PROXIMITY with Tinubu's diccck.

Honouring her in the same breath as NOI is MADNESS!

Very TRUE.

Adam's life was too SERENE and SWEET so God created a woman to add PEPPER.

"He held my hands and squeezed it 'suggestively'...We women know what it means when a man squeezes our hands in a suggestive way."

Her claims of sexual harassment is based on..."women's intuition".

With the gravity with which she pulled out the sexual harassment allegations, one would think Akpabio grabbed her by the pussy.

Also, why visit the home of a person allegedly trying to Bleep you?

Natasha is a REAL slowpoke.

FOOL is even shitttting on the ENTIRE Senate despite the fact that a few of them visited her in her home as a show of SUPPORT.

ALIENATING potential allies is the hallmark of political MORONS.

They should find a way to make her expulsion PERMANENT!

That's a BILLIONAIRE.
She's free to post WHATEVER she wants.

Bitches with NO money, NO career and 17 followers post WORSE than this.

As for her kids, they'll have enough MONEY for therapy to deal with the trauma of having a WHOOORE for Mommy. Or a drug prohlem.

Whichever they desire.

I used to think Nigerian electorates were the WORST, then I met the Americans.

At least, the Nigerian electorates got 5 cups of rice and #2k to DESTROY their country. The Americans did it for FREE.

MADNESS!

Best thing to do in the event of infidelity is to BREAK things off QUICKLY and COMPLETELY.

NO killing necessary!

But if you MUST kill somebody, off the WHOOORE.

Killing yourself over a cheating spouse is like cutting off YOUR nose to spite ANOTHER man's face.

It's MADNESS!

When your babe introduces you to another guy, be CORDIAL.
After all, you are both shareholders in the same HOEding company.

On love, GIVE UP!

Men are NEVER loved.
Only RESPECTED.

The most compact unit that ought to love a man to death is his OWN nuclear family. That is, his wife and kids.

Yet we have read about men being BEATEN by their wives with the full support of their children.

One woman even made a video of herself going commando on her husband's ass while the kids cheered her on.

Men who are NOT being beaten by their wives are either being DISREGARDED or mercilessly CUCKOLDED.

Men who DON'T belong to any of the above VICTIMS of love-seekers are stereotypical "strong men" who have to be ON GUARD at ALL times.

If their FRAME slips, they become some type of victim.

They have to be on guard 24/7!

At work, you need to maintain the focus and precison of a JAGUAR.
At home, you must be a LION.

Either way, you ALWAYS carry an unyielding YOKE.
With zero time to DECOMPRESS.

If you try to decompress by talking to your wife, her attraction to you will WITHER and your marriage will implode.

If you try to decompress by talking to your kids, even adult ones, you'll SCARE them.

There's no way you'll not become MENTALLY-FATIGUED.

Point is:

Every great family is forged by the PERPETUAL SILENT SUFFERING of a man.

If you seek love, that's your lot.

As for the ENDLESS competition, it's the way of the world. No escape.

Only thing you can do is to ALWAYS be doing your BEST.

Observe that I did not say "the best you can do" but YOUR BEST.

The best you can do is average. Your best is NOT.

You know when you have applied yourself in FULL and competition FADES to the background.

And if you're easily influenced by carefully CURATED posts on social media, DELETE them all.

On LONELINESS:

Join a GYM.
Get a DOG.
You are SET.

I don't know who Zoey is but she hit ALL of the points!.

Also if the Dad wakes her up at 5 AM, it means he's an EARLY riser who's likely been up since 4 or 4:30.

He's trying to get the girl to learn to wake up early.

Most parents CANNOT stand a sluggard who sleeps in when the ONLY thing she did throughout the previous day was scroll TikTok.

Very SILLY girl!

NEVER believe anything a woman SAYS.
Instead, believe what they DO.

Interview 1 BILLION women and ALL of them would swear on their borne and unborn children that they HATE womanisers.

Meanwhile, womanisers NEVER have a shortage of women with whom to womanise.

Also, if a woman EVER says she hates you, BLOCK her entire lineage EVERYWHERE.

Celebrating the virginity of a bride is like celebrating the ability of a fish to SWIM.

It's MADNESS!

Virginity is the BAREST minimum a woman can bring into marriage.

But men have become so CLASSLESS and with ZERO standards that they marry WHOOORES with more body counts than Mia Khalifah on a REGULAR basis.

Virginity is the LEAST!

It just means you DON'T want to marry a woman that COLLECTS cum like a Nigerian Police collects bribes.

Plus, fools don't know that FAKE VIRGINITY KITS is a HUGE market.

You are on Facebook LAUDING your "virgin" bride meanwhile her SEX VIDEO is on Telegram.

"He sleeps with anything"

NO!
It's the WOMEN involved in his sexcapades who'll sleep with ANYTHING.

Dude literally looks like The Predator with no helmet YET women are fucccking him and coming back for seconds.

Women who Bleep him will Bleep ANYTHING.

You send your wife abroad and stay in Nigeria, TROUBLE.

You travel abroad and leave your wife in Nigeria, BIG TROUBLE.

You travel WITH your wife abroad, BIGGER TROUBLE.

Abroad is NOT the problem. It's the WOMEN.

The ONLY woman you should take abroad is the white woman you brought to Nigeria to INTRODUCE to your people.

Tell him to get 2 LARGE machetes and a file.

Let him sharpen one in the MORNING.
Let him sharpen the other in the EVENING.

All in front of his apartment.

Secondly, tell him to visit newspaper stands and scout for ones with news about BEHEADINGS on the front page.

He won't search for long.

Let him keep the newspaper beside him while filing his machetes. He could PRETEND to read it.

NEXT, take another of your friends and visit his apartment in the evening when the BULLIES are home.

When you get there, ask him LOUDLY how many machetes he bought. Then complain that he should have GOTTEN another one.

Finally, take turns testing the EDGES of the machetes. Be sure to comment LOUDLY on the sharpness of the machetes before making SLASHING motions.

When dealing with animals, you must become the bigger BEAST.

The fact that the THIEVES and CRIMINALS who steal from other neighbours and NEPA still have the audacity to bully the person who uncovered their crime is MADNESS.

Instead of being ashamed, they resort to ATTACKING him. And it sounds like the OTHER neighbours being scammed are refusing to intervene.

ONLY thing left for your friend to do is to ESCALATE it. And escalate it QUICKLY and MASSIVELY.

In fact the faster he can PUNCH someone in the face, the better.

He DOESN'T need to win the fight. He just needs to demonstrate that he's WILLING to fight.

The NEXT time the foolish woman assaults him, LET him SLAP the foolishness out of her.

Just make sure you are THERE when the trouble starts so NOBODY gangs up on him.

He went to look for condom...We told Marygold to face the wall so she wouldn't watch us...I only sat on his laps...we didn't do anything.



The WHOOORE thinks we are all FOOLS like Lande.

Women are masters at TWISTING words and DOWNPLAYING their wickedness.

She DEFINITELY sat on his erect diccck. But because his lap was in the way, she mentioned the laps and not the diccck.

That's a classic HALF-TRUTH.

She failed to mention that she was BUTTNAKED. And that she BOUNCED a couple of times on his "laps".

Instead of being REMORSEFUL, she chose to LIE and DENY.

It's THEIR way!

Give it 2 weeks and she'll provide PROOFS why her CHEATING SPREE is entirely the FAULT of her husband.

The man who made that statement is a MORRRON.

Saying the mere EXISTENCE of a person is problem to her is MADNESS!

That's how RAPISTS think.
They blame their lack of self-control on their victims.

Also, you DON'T even need to go to Europe to realise that she's an average chick.

Just visit ANY major market and you'd see plantain HAWKERS more beautiful than her.

The idea that she is some kind of EXCEPTIONAL beauty is PURE MADNESS!

The ONLY crime they committed was NOT executing the wife too.

She's obviously an ACCOMPLICE.

Elon Musk has INSERTED himself into a position where he makes decisions that have DIRECT impact on people's lives.

It's only FAIR for people to take steps that affect his business.

He's NO longer just a private businessman, he's a prominent POLITICAL figure.

He DESERVES whatever he gets.

"I return the energy you bring" is NOT a joke for women.
It's a CONFESSION.

Women have NO personality.

Their current personality is SHAPED by the man they are speaking with.

They are natural CONVO-KILLERS.
Yet they LOOONG for entertaining and interesting conversations.

So if you don't want a boring conversation with a woman, be READY to shoulder the entire conversation.

Specifically, you need to SCULPT the conversation in such a way that they have SOMETHING to contribute.

And considering the fact that MOST women have the intellectual capabilities of a mildly-retarrrded toddler, the kind of discussion you can have with them is LIMITED.

Sex, celebrities and relationship dramas are the UNHOLY TRINITY of the female mind. Talk to them about that.

Instead of asking a BLAND question like "How was your day?", say something RIDICULOUS like "How many sexy men did you toast today?"

Then follow up with " Or women?"