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Dude said she DOESN'T double-date. She just FUCCCKS her plethora of besties.

Dude emphasized it like it's a VIRTUE.



A girl who DOESN'T respect commitments gets pregnant for a guy who DOESN'T respect commitment and BOTH want to enter into a COMMITED relationship.

Hilarious!

It's to be expected in the case of Ukraine.

If you are DEFENDING your country against a more POWERFUL foe where bombs could land on your head ANY minute and a FOOL is being unreasonable or difficult; you are perfectly justified to CHOKE the fool out.

This man is a TERRORIST!

Making food more affordable to Nigerians is the LEAST a government can do.

If you think making foods cheaper is an ATTACK on you, you are a TERRORIST.

He's the kind of man who'll COLLUDE with bandits and kidnappers to KILL and KIDNAP other farmers to create ARTIFICIAL scarcity.

He needs to be ARRESTED!

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
More tears from the woke Left Liberal Globalist.

Trump himself is an UNREMARKABLE man.

But he has 2 things that make him DANGEROUS to the whole world:

1. MALICIOUS and intelligent people like the authors of Project 2025 and billionaires like Musk and Murdoch.

2. An ARMY of unthinking MORONS like this guy here.

The SMART ones use their platforms to CONTROL the dumb ones.

That is why you can NEVER speak with a Trump fanatic without getting a WORD-FOR-WORD quote from Trump or Fox news.

Trump supporters have ZERO original thoughts of their own. That is why his base is so SOLID.

It's because they let Trump and his malicious vanguard do ALL their thinking for them.

While a group of Liberals may try to analyse an issue to arrive at a conclusion, Republicans already have their conclusion. And it's WHATEVER Trump says.

That's why a LOT of Americans (Trump fanatics) suddenly think Canada is WORSE than Russia.

It's not by EVIDENCE or any reasonable thing. It's just because Trump said so.

You'll see people who WAILED that Harris was going to lead America and the world into WW3 suddenly become EAGER to invade Canada, Greenland, Panama and Gaza.

They were worried about the IMAGINARY war of Harris but act like the very REAL prospect of Trump's war is NOTHING.

That's because Trump's fanatics are ALL stupid!

Apart from the handful of malicious billionaires, that is.

You may ask how it's possible for so many people to be so stupid. Especially in America.

The answer is simple.

54% of American adults have a literacy level BELOW 6th grade.

To put that into context:

54% of the people ELIGIBLE to vote in the US have all the education of a JSS 1 student.

Think about that!

That's why Universities and Colleges tend to be MORE Liberal.

You CAN'T be able to think for yourself and support a PEDOPHILE in the White House.

You'll find IDIOTS like the one I quoted in Trump's camp because he can't think for himself.

In what world is GLOBALIST a bad thing?

Globalism breaks the barriers between people and different cultures.

Globalism wants everybody to see the world as ONE unit with different parts. Like a BODY.

That way WARS will reduce. After all, the teeth will not CHOMP on the hand for not lifting the spoon fast enough.

A GLOBALIST approach to the world wants to promote collaborative and diplomatic relationships among ALL people.

Trump is DESTROYING that and MORONS are cheering for it.

Because they are too DUMB to realise that globalism is NOT a threat.

NOW, everybody is adopting a COUNTRY FIRST approach.

Now Trump is PUNISHING Canada and Mexico. And Mexico and Canada are PUNISHING America.

America is PUNISHING China and China is PUNISHING America.

America is THREATENING to punish Europe. And Europe is ready to RETALIATE.

All while European countries are making MILITARY arrangements like NEVER before.

Poland is making plans to DRAFT young men into military training in a bid to build a 500,000-strong standing ARMY.

And Germany, the sleeping GIANT, is looking to REARM in a period that coincides with the RISING popularity of the NAZI Party (AfD).

Overall, Trump is a DISASTER for the entire world.

And the MORONS are too moronic to realise what they've done.

All MEN!

Captain-Save-a-Hoe-ism is a CONGENITAL defect in all men.
It has to be EXCISED over and over again.

Even so, it NEVER goes away. It only goes into remission.

First of all, I DON'T trust a Nigerian Politician. But I trust a FEMALE Nigerian politician even LESS.

The idea that Akpabio was HOUNDING this woman for sex is MADNESS!

She's an AGING woman that's desperately clinging to her beauty with makeup and PACKAGING like wearing LOOSE clothes to conceal her LOOSER body.

MEANWHILE, Abuja is the ULTIMATE destination for GORGEOUS hookup girls.

For less than 250 USD, Akpabio could have his diccck succcked by a 23-year old girl with the body of a beauty queen.

Scratch that!
For an extra 50 dollars, he could have his diccck sucked by an ACTUAL beauty queen.

Apart from that, Akpabio also has ACCESS to an ENTIRE industry of ladies famous for their bodies and their ability to ACT like he's a stallion even if he was a mouse—NOLLYWOOD.

The idea that Akpabio would FORGO all of the above to pursue a quarrelsome and combative woman is MADNESS!

That's like having access to Chicken Republic, KFC and a PROFESSIONAL Chef on call but choosing to patronise the Mama Put who cooks with her URINE and GUTTER WATER.

That's MADNESS!

RAYMOND REDDINGTON.

While the others are smart and resourceful enough to plan and execute a RESCUE; Raymond Reddington ALREADY sponsored the kidnapper's second wedding and arranged for his beloved mother's EMERGENCY kidney transplant.

Plus, the kidnapper's second-in-command has a brother in Canada thanks to Raymond.

Also, ALL these were put in place THREE years ago.

By the time the FELON is done with the US, he'll make North Korea look like a tourist destination.

BLAME women!

When women celebrate their birthdays, it's by the grace of a MAN.

A man FINANCES and PLANS the celebrations.
Men plan the "surprise" parties and the "thoughtful" gifts.

In short, men go above and beyond for the celebration of their women's birthday so she feels loved.

Women NEVER reciprocate that.

The best they do is a HALF-HEARTED blooowjob.
Then they PRANCE around like they've given you the key to heaven.

Without men, women would do NOTHING for their birthdays too.

Men do EVERYTHING to celebrate the birthday of the women they love.
Women do NOTHING to celebrate the birthday of the mem they claim to love.

That's how the narrative came to be.

For comtext, the FOOL Iluyomade UPENDED his life to throw a LAVISH birthday party for his WIFE a few weeks after a KEY member of his church died.

If it had been his birthday, there would have been NO issue because his wife would have planned nothing beyond a 30-second BJ.

So if it seems like men do NOT celebrate birthdays, BLAME their women.

Women are so DELUSIONAL!

This is a 37-year old lady that looks like a CONJOINED hippopotamus.

Yet look at the kind of proposal she expects.
In fact, she probably expects the man to OUTDO her fake proposal.

Then she'd still expect the man to SPONSOR a wedding that'll be the "talk of the town".

ALL for a pussy that has seen MORE traffic than Murtala Muhammed International Airport.

MADNESS!

Religion BANKRUPTS the mind!

It makes FOOLS out of reasonable people. People will do RIDICULOUS and CRAZY things if it's wrapped up in a religious dogma.

ONE or even both of these guys may NOT be gay YET they willingly suckle on each other's tongue in public.

It's MADNESS!
ALL religion is MADNESS!

90% of men who know their worth DON'T have women in their house in the first place.

Mini-skirt.
Mid-calf boots.
Bright-coloured hair.
Big, dangling earrings

That is the UNIVERSAL uniform of a WHOOORE!

Plus, there are certain categories of women you must NEVER marry. Actresses are one of them.

They are surrounded by MEN who have a job largely because of their physical ATTRACTIVENESS and EXTROVERSION.

She's constantly being BOMBARDED by sexy and suave men who also happen to be FAMOUS.

Trying to stop her from cheating would be POINTLESS.

It's like trying to stop a hungry monkey surrounded by SEVERAL bunches of ripe and juicy bananas from feasting.

Also, if you have PROOF that 21 men FUCCCKED your wife but you are too AFRAID to even name them; your wife DESERVED to get fuccccked.

Pregnancy craving is a MYTH used by wicked women to manipulate, ENSLAVE, debase and dehumanise their husbands.

A single mother will go to her shop and stay there until CONTRACTIONS start.

But the moment a man, especially a HUSBAND, is actively INVOLVED; MADNESS begins.

That's when they'll wake you up at 3 AM because they're "craving" a turd-flavoured ice-cream made with UNICORN milk.

It's MADNESS!

Very good!

FOOLS claimed to support the Felon because voting for Harris would be voting for WW3.

Let's see how they like it when the POTBELLIED fuccckwads get CONSCRIPTED to fight by a notorious draft-dodger.

It's MADNESS for a PROSTITUTE to expect a Lamborghini for one ROMP session.

In fact, it's MADNESS for a PROSTITUTE to expect a Lamborghini for ONE MILLION romp sessions.

Pure MADNESS!

Water!

If you are feeling adventurous, try different variations of water:

1. Room-temperature water.
2. Chilled water.
3. COLD water.
4. Cold water with bits of ICE in it.
5. Luke-warm water.

NOTHING beats water.

People say Paul is the better SINGER.
But I'd say Peter is the better PERSON.

Peter did NOT put Jude in jail.
Jude's CRIMES put Jude in jail.

So Paul needs to STOP victim-framing the CRIMINAL.

He's being accused of laundering, and probably embezzling, almost THREE BILLION NAIRA.

Some politicians DON'T even embezzle HALF that amount throughout their criminal careers.

Yet Jude allegedly stole that from his OWN family.

ANY man who defrauds other people to enrich himself is EVIL.
But a man who defrauds his own FAMILY is NO MAN.

He's a JUDAS that must be quickly led to his own AKELDAMA.

Peter should CARRY ON!

It's ALMOST like people have gotten extremely DUMBER and infinitely more DOCILE.

The new minimum wage deal was signed in July 2024. SEVEN solid months ago.

And INFLATION since then have gotten through the roof.

There are items that have QUADRUPLED in price since that time.

YET they still pay Corpers #33k.
And they'll ACCEPT it everytime and complain a little until the following month.

FOOLS!

What's stopping them from REFUSING to show up to their PPA?

You'll travel to a strange land on routes where you could be KIDNAPPED and MURDERED yet they still REFUSE to pay you what THEY agreed to pay you.

And these guys STILL show up to their PPA every month.

It's MADNESS!

They complain ALL the time BUT complaints NEVER solve anything.

Especially in Nigeria where politicians see the complaints of people as just BACKGROUND MUSIC.

Nigerian politicians only understand ONE language, USE it!

It's funny to see a WOMAN advocating for violence against an INNOCENT man.

But it's even funnier to see Russia and USA 69-ing each other in public.

Trump, Vance, a former Russian President and a USELESS journalist GANGED UP against Zelensky.

They tried to BULLY him BUT they FAILED!

Trump told him to "make a deal".
What deal?

People have been claiming that Trump is a COMPLETE idiot.
And Trump makes it real hard not ro believe them.

He talks about a peace deal. But the deal is basically giving Putin EVERYTHING he wants and allowing the US to PILLAGE the leftovers.

There is NOTHING for Ukraine in the deal.

The deal is just to allow Putin to hold on to Ukrainian territory without the fear of Ukraine fighting back.

Trump just wants Ukraine to stop fighting back.

Zelensky asked him what's in it for Ukraine?
Russia already VIOLATED a peace deal that was brokered in 2019.

Zelensky asked him what is the GUARANTEE that he wouldn't violate a new one?

The FELON couldn't provide an answer.

Putin ATTACKED Ukraine.
Now Putin, Trump, Vance and their lackeys BLAME Ukraine for it.

That's like INTENTIONALLY setting your house on fire and blaming the house for being flammable.

It's MADNESS!

Europe, and the rest of the world, need to STOP dealing with the US or according them ANY respect in international discourses.

I don't get why their leaders still feel the need to visit Trump. He's a CRIMINAL who's president because Americans FAILED.

NEVER give him legitimacy.

Europe once colonised MOST of the known world. They need to rediscover that greatness.

They NEED to stop being timid in the way they deal with MALICIOUS people.

They need to be MORE proactive. They should start SANCTIONING the US. And REDUCING the influence that the US exerts on international bodies.

There is NO country or a coalition of countries that would go to war with Europe and emerge UNSCATHED.

If US and Russia wants war, Europe (and the rest of the world) should give it to them.

Trump is already threatening Zelensky (and the world, really) with World War 3.

There is ZERO reason to try placating them.
Placation NEVER works with bullies. Only RETALIATION.

Give them that!

MORONS think the US would remain untouched in a World War.
Time to DISPEL their delusions.

This is the BEST outcome for a man.

When you divorce a woman, get your kids (confirm they are yours)
NEVER leave your child with a woman.

In fact, this one has provided a WONDERFUL argument.
USE it!

Leave your child with them and you'll see your 4-year old daughter on TikTok singing karaoke with a DILLLDO.

DON'T do it!

Although inflation has ERODED the value of money.

But if you go broke few DAYS after receiving #552k, the problem is YOU!

NOT an issue as long as the father of the bride is ready to cook the daily meals in a LACY G-string.

It is DISTURBING that politicians are advocating for the PROMPT re-opening of a market whose SOLE purpose is the manufacturing and distribution of POISON.

These criminals are producing and selling FAKE, and therefore DANGEROUS, drugs to people whose health are already FRAGILE.

YET politicians are UNITED in defending them.

It's a fuccccking SHAME!

But you are WRONG about it being up to State Governments.

NAFDAC is a federal agency that was established specifically to TACKLE issues like this.

But they are TIMID in the execution of their duty.

That whole market should have been DEMOLISHED!

And all 10,000 criminals should have been packed into a TINY prison to seethe and rot in their WICKEDNESS.

And their sponsors and financiers should be tracked down and forced to FORFEIT all their assets to the government before joining their foot soldiers in prison.

People who make it their business to willfully PEDDLE poison to MILLIONS of vulnerable people are worse than DEMONS.

They do NOT deserve to live among humans.

If people were NOT so dumb, every politician advocating for the re-opening of that market should have been LYNCHED by now.

Trump sees himself as a PERPETUAL victim.
He's DESECRATING the global identity of the US and remaking it in his own image—a VICTIM.

He thinks everybody is out to get him.
Now he thinks EVERY country is out to get the USA.

He ALIENATES his allies and cozies up to dictators (Putin) and wannabe-dictators (Netanyahu).

He's on track to OBLITERATE the diplomatic powers of the US and the benefits that come with it.

He's pushing and pushing and leaders of other countries can only be pushed so much.

FOOLS call him the PeaceMaker.
Meanwhile, EVERY action he takes edges the world closer to a MAJOR conflict.

The markers are ALL there but his fanatical supporters are too DUMB to see it.

1 TRILLION DOLLARS vanished from the US stock market.

The price of gold is soaring (it's the ultimate store of wealth in the event of war).

France is gearing up to provide Nuclear Shield to the whole of EU.

UK is on track to INCREASE their defense budget.

The incoming Chancellor of Germany is advocating for the EU to RAMP UP the production of weapons.

Even Canada is MULLING the idea of joining the EU.

ALL because FOOLISH Americans would rather have a CONVICTED FELON who's a pedophile and a rapist in the White House than have a black woman in there.

Racists and fools INFLICTED their buffoonery on the rest of the world.

NEVER FORGET!

MADNESS!

She's a BILLIONAIRE in DOLLARS yet she neglected her health to the point of losing her sight.

It's MADNESS!

A sane person would have treated her eyesight and maybe channel her VAST resources to the establishment of a WORLD-CLASS vision-centric hospital.

But NO!
Madam would rather build a church. In addition to the THOUSANDS of other useless churches LITTERED everywhere.

Pure MADNESS!

Get a DOG!

That is 30% too many!

Dishonourable Akpabio is BITCHING about lack of funds to foster developments in education, infrastructure, security and other ESSENTIAL services MEANWHILE the combined National Assembly receive INSANE amount of money in annual allowances and NEW CARS.

The THIEVES in government are EAGER to pass the blame to people earning #70k as minimum wage while they RAID the National Coffers and LOOT borrowed funds and awarded grants.

You FAILED to show proof of TANGIBLE developments with the resources in your possession yet you're asking for MORE?!

FOOLS!

As a Nigerian, it is your PATRIOTIC OBLIGATION to NEVER pay tax!

DON'T sponsor the lavish lifestyles of looting LOUTS!

The NUMBER 1 enemy of Nigerians are NIGERIANS!

Imagine the degree of WICKEDNESS that'd drive a person to COMPLAIN about reduction in the price of something as ESSENTIAL as food.

Farmers who were previously CHASED out of their farmlands and DEPRIVED of their livelihoods are tentatively returning to their farms and Shittu Alhassan Shu’aibu is WAILING about his bottom line.

EVIL people like him will collaborate with terrorists and bandits to create HELL for other farmers because of GREED.

Shittu Alhassan Shu’aibu is happy to STARVE the population as long as he makes MONEY.

WICKEDNESS!

Next time, COMMIT to vengeance.

That's like paying me to avoid a Yahoo Boy.

I'd do it for FREE!

It's SUPER EASY to tell when a woman BLOWS UP her family by hopping on a strange diiccck.

You'll hear things like:

1. "We are good friends"
2. "He's the best father"
3. "He's a good man"
4. "Irreconcilable differences"
5. "Finding myself"
6. "A new journey"

ALL are just code words for "I GOBBLED another man's dick".

Women are NASTY and VINDICTIVE.

So if the man messed up, she'd have RUINED him. Especially since he's an influencer.

She'd have done everything in her power to VILLIFY him and get him cancelled.

And even worse, she'd have recounted EVERYTHING she ever did for him. Like the USELESS girl Annie is doing by telling EVERYBODY she stole her father's bike to SPONSOR Tuface's career.

But men are TOO HONOURABLE!

They'll let a cheating BIIITCH continue to pretend to be a decent person.

Plus, some men still see their wife's infidelity as some kind of failure on their own part. They blame themselves instead of seeing that their cheating spouse is just a WHOOORE.

So they hide the truth and preemptively take the shame upon themselves.
That's WRONG!

If your wife cheats, BLOW up her life!
Let EVERYBODY know she's a WHOOORE!

DON'T give her the opportunity to still pretend to be a good person.

And NEVER allow her to twist the narrative like this whooore is doing.

They built a business and a brand on being the QUINTESSENTIAL family YET she's announcing their separation like someone changing their minds about what to have for dinner.

She CHEATED!