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I can't just break into the apartment.

This is STUPID!

He has NOT paid rent for almost a DECADE.
He has NOT been seen during that period either.

He is NO LONGER your tenant.

Leaving your apartment vacant because someone used to live there 7 years ago is MADNESS.

If you don't have a spare key, get a carpenter/welder TODAY.
Break that door down.

PAWN the properties inside to recoup some of the opportunity costs of leaving the apartment vacant for YEARS.

DISCARD the unpawnables!

RENT your apartment to a new tenant.
But this time, get a VERIFIABLE next-of-kin details.

STRANGE!

He has NOT been seen for 7 years.
So what kind of help do you need to recover YOUR house?

I HATE official communication written in PIDGIN.
It's CRASS and DISTASTEFUL.

ANYBODY who can read this NONSENSE would also be able to read a memo written in simple and correct English.

A press release in pidgin is just DUMB!

Plus, the entire thing sounds patronising and condescending.

Makes me want to uproot a MAST.

END it!

If a girl likes you, you will become her SAFE SPACE.
Anything bothers her, you will be the FIRST to know.

She used to call you every 2 hours 'cause the relationship was FRESH and the attraction was FIRE.

Now she ducks your calls for 2 full days because the relationship is STALE and the attraction has EXPIRED.

IGNORE the excuse.
BLOCK her everywhere.

And whatever you do, DON'T "talk it out" before you VANISH.

Make it ABRUPT.
DENY her closure.

Drives them CRAZY.

And for fucccck's sake, STOP engaging in LONG DISTANCE relationship!

First of all, women NEVER reveal their TRUE body counts. Especially NOT to a nice husband material like you.

The standard is to take whatever number they give you and MULTIPLY by 3.

So your GF has had about 120 dicccks inside her.
And some of them came for second, third and fourth HELPINGS.

But the other 80 guys were "mini boyfriends" and they don't factor into her body counts.

ALSO, her saying the STEAMY sex chats with MULTIPLE guys was just her trying to get those guys to like her is a FUNDAMENTAL feature of female nature.

When she was younger, she DATED stereotypical bad boys and acted like a SHAMELESS SLUT for them.

Now that she's older, probably out of University, and ready to SETTLE DOWN; she found herself a good guy in YOU and started to pretend to be a REFORMED and RESERVED wife material.

For bad boys, she acted like a BITCH.
For nice guys, she acted like a NUN.

She's a CHAMELEON that adopts whatever colour that appeals to her TARGETS.

Right now, you are the target. And she has MORPHED into your DREAM WOMAN.

That's why you are still MOURNING a relationship with a 25-year old PROSTITUTE.

She is NOT the girl for you.
You will NEVER get past her body counts.

Even if 40 was the REAL number (it's NOT), that is still TWO GIGM BUS FULL OF DICKS (with leftovers) that have been INSIDE your girl.

That's a WHOOOORE!

Only stay in that relationship if you dream of raising BASTARDS.

That was FAST!

Tunji-Ojo seems to be the only one working in this DEMONIC administration.

Didn't know the orocess has become more EFFICIENT.

By the way, the 50% increase in price for in-person processing is PROOF that Nigerians would readily SABOTAGE viable systems because of their unquenchable GREED.

The average Nigerian is so WICKED and GREEDY that their constant complaints about wicked and greedy Politicians is LAUGHABLE.

Make Corruption Great Again!

By the way, this is NOT surprising.

Trump himself ran a CRYPTO SCAM a day before his inauguration
His scam WRECKED 810,000 people.

Yet there are FOOLS that'll swear on their grandmother's grave that he's the paragon of integrity and honesty.

Bleep Francis!
And Bleep his letter too!

He had his chance before the election.
And he screwed up.

He BRANDED Kamala Harris a MURDERER because she wanted girls.to.have the option for abortion when they get RAPED by Pedophiles and Rapists like Trump.

And he DOWNPLAYED the walking-talking CALAMITY that is Trump.

But I wouldn't expect much from a man that presides over the LARGEST pedophile ring in the world.

The hike is meant to support “the ability of operators to continue investing in infrastructure and innovation, ultimately benefiting consumers through improved services and connectivity, including better network quality, enhanced customer service, and greater coverage.”

Hilarious!

These criminals declare BILLIONS in profit EVERY YEAR.

They could invest BILLIONS in improving their services and infrastructure and still have BILLIONS left as profit.

The HIKE is driven by nothing but GREED.

And the people approved the hike did so because MOST of them have shares in these Telcos.

So whatever the companies FLEECE from Nigerians will end up in their pockets as DIVIDENDS.

MADNESS!

"Sentence WITHOUT prison time."

A Judicial FARCE invented in the US.

This is ADVANCED MMM and the criminal gets to walk FREE.

Justice is DEAD in the US.
And this will ERODE the trust that people put in the US.

Hope the case is WELL-PUBLICISED.

I need FCMB share price to TANK so I can load up MORE.

NYSC has OUTLIVED its usefulness.
The NONSENSE should be SCRAPPED!

It's just sending young folks to SLAVE and, sometimes, die for a Fatherland that doesn't give the smallest fucccck about them.

The scheme is EVIL!

Even plying the roads to orientation camps is a QUEST to see if you'd survive without getting KIDNAPPED for money or KILLED for fun.

SCRAP this NONSENSE!

Free2Fly:
You guys like making hasty inferences to please people.

Are you married or you're one of those single guys who think marriage is like the friendship they're used to?

Did you ask if the woman contributes to her own nuclear family financially?
Or you just believe that as long as the 50,000 is from her pocket, it doesn't matter?

The husband can't be carrying all the family's financial burdens alone, even if he earns billions monthly, and the wife will be focusing only on making contributions to her parents's family.

Besides, in marriage, both need to agree on whatever the other wants to get involved in.
The woman needs the husband's consent to continue with that contribution.

You are TOO DUMB to be quoting me.

REFRAIN from doing so in the future.

"Mini boyfriend"



That's how they end up fuccccking 97 men before they hit 25 and still tell you with a CLEAR conscience that their body count is 2.

"Mini boyfriend"

Rich4god:
I didn't want to say much about the family. But the nuclear family is very comfortable. The husband income alone is capable of placing the wife on a minimum of 200k monthly stipends.

And like I said, the wife is working and makes contributions from her own salary.

Then the request is SENSELESS and borne out of sheer WICKEDNESS.

Advise the lady to END that marriage.

INCREASE in electricity charges
INCREASE in data charges.
INCREASE in ATM charges.
INCREASE in inflation.

ALL these things do NOT pain me.

What PAINS me is that there are SUPPOSEDLY sentient adults mobilising and gearing up to VOTE for APC in 2027.

MADNESS!

Rest assured the ex is still POUNDING her like yam.

Next time you Bleep her (IF you even Bleep her), just know you are inside a PRE-POUNDED pussy.

The ex wants the ass WITHOUT the nagging and the billings. And your girl is giving him EXACTLY what he wants.

In other words, the Love of Your Life is another man's BOOTY CALL.

Get SENSE!

That all her money belongs to him.

MADNESS!

My first instinct was to ask about the financial wellbeing of the lady's nuclear family.

Because the fact is it's IMPORTANT for the immediate family to be financially secure before making any kind of REGULAR contributions to the extended family.

You can't be STRUGGLING to feed and still dashing out #50k.

To that end, I was going to ask about the wife's income and her contribution to the household and the husband's income too.

But it seems that's NOT the case. It seems her nuclear family is doing well.
And #50k is NOT a stretch for them.

Plus, #50k is NOT really a lot of money anyway.

And after reading the quoted part, it seems the husband is just a FOOL on a power trip.

It's one thing if the woman is JOBLESS and doesn't contribute to the household OR takes money from her husband to give to her parents when the household isn't buoyant enough to afford it.

But voicing the idea that a GROWN adult must CEASE all financial supports to her parents and instead give you ALL the money she worked for is another thing.

And that other thing is MADNESS!

Badenoch is the Circus Monkey the Tories tapped to dance for them when they thought they needed to be more progressive to WIN.

Now that they know that's NOT the case, they'll NOT waste time booting her out.

She rode in on the candidacy of Kamala Harris.
Harris was rejected, Badenoch will follow shortly.

If members of her own party DON'T recognise her after THREE months despite her constantly SHIITTING on Nigeria and Immigrants, there's NO way the Tories would win the PM.

Plus, she's EVERYTHING Conservatives hate—a Black Female Immigrant with masculine energy.

Fact that Kemi is the current leader of the Conservative Party is PEAK comedy.

Why wouldn't he be arrogant?

He's the BIGGEST terrorist in Nigeria that SINGLEHANDEDLY destabilised an ENTIRE region.

YET 2 Presidents have FAILED to prosecute and subsequently EXEXCUTE him for his crimes.

Plus, he's getting POSITIVE attention from the media and FOOLS continue to advocate for his release.

He is a TERRORIST with fans and fanatics.
He has EVERY reason to be arrogant.

In fact, taking him to court is a WASTE of money and time.

He should have been EPSTEIN-ed a LOOONG time ago.

If society is to remain FUNCTIONAL, EVIL people must suffer SWIFT and SEVERE consequences.

Dillydallying is how a CONVICTED FELON ends up sitting behind the Resolute Desk.

Fuccck him!
And fuccck his DEAD father too!

Kanu is a TERRORIST.

Begging for his release would be like begging for the release of Osama Bin Ladin.

He should have been EXECUTED a long time ago.
But Nigerian Governments love CODDLING terrorists.

That's why new terrorist cells are sprouting up EVERYWHERE in Nigeria like wheelbarrow shops.

It's MADNESS!
Madness and GREED.

If you ask, they'll tell you it's because of the hike in the cost of building materials.

Meanwhile, houses OLDER than Methuselah still want your left kidney as rent.

It's MADNESS!

The government needs to ELIMINATE all the criminals called agents.
And implement some form of price control.

That's the ONLY way!

Because even if the prices of building materials eventually come down, the GREED of the average Nigerian will guarantee that rent stays UP.

Malema needs to be SUED!

Dude just deployed Undertaker's Smackdown WITHOUT licence.

The Muslim World ABANDONED Palestinian people.

Saudi Arabia, UAE, Kuwait, Qatar and the rest have INSANE amounts of money YET they left the people of Gaza to the mercy of the US.

And the US was hypocritical about their participation in the war.

They'd supply BOMBS to Israel and then turn around to give FOOD to the Palestinians.

That way, Palestinians can be well-fed before they are BOMBED to smithereens.

The Muslim World need to do MORE for their Muslim brothers just as the Christian World is doing for Israel.

Israel is bombing children, raping civilians and doing GENOCIDAL shiiits YET christian are cheering them on.

And saying it's the right of God's people to commit GENOCIDE.

Let the Muslims do the same!
EVERYBODY already thinks they are terrorists.
They should ACT like it.

Clinging to the tatters of civilisation when your opponents are the reason civilisation is tattered is MADNESS!

Breaking up with a woman in her 30s is like trying to remove the tyres of a Dangote Truck in MOTION.

It's IMPOSSIBLE!

She has found her soulmate IN you.
All your "look for another man because I'm not financially buoyant enough to marry you" will be interpreted as "I will marry you IMMEDIATELY I have money".

ONLY thing you can do now is VANISH!

Face like Ikorodu Michael Jackson.

Jealousy is like HUNGER.
It's biologically WIRED into your system to assist you with self-preservation.

When you feel hungry, there is a REASON for it.
When you feel jealous, there is also a REASON for it.

Some fools ignore their hunger in the name of fasting and they DIED for it.

Other fools ignore their jealousy and they raised BASTARDS for it.

Your bitch is cheating and had the audacity to still DEMAND your trust.

You KNOW what is happening but you're so emotionally-invested that you're still asking for MORE proof.

ONLY proof you need is the fact that a girl IGNORED another man's call 10X BECAUSE of your presence.

You know she's CHEATING.
She knows that you know.

YET you are still PUSSYFOOTING!

That's why she's turning it around on you.

DUMP her!
BLOCK her everywhere!

But before that, take back EVERYTHING you've ever bought for her including pants.

helinues:
Is like having 5,000 friends on Facebook yet none of them can gift you ordinary N20k . Please what are they doing on your list?

This analogy reeks of STUPIDITY and IGNORANCE.

It's NOTHING like having 5,000 friends and not being able to get #20k from any of them.

It's like having 5,000 friends and having a SWEET HEART deal with ALL of them.

And 4,500 of them would do ANYTHING you say without question.

Every group and alliance that America is involved in BENEFITS America as much as, if not more than, the other parties involved.

America wields SIGNIFICANT influence over every group it participates in. It's obligated to contribute more.

For instance, did you know that the Canada and Mexico that Trump slammed with tarrifs last week JOINTLY constitute 62% of ALL crude oil imports to the United States.

Plus, did you know that the US has the HIGHEST number of OVERSEAS Military bases in the world.

People let America establish its Military bases in their countries because they TRUST the US.

In contrast if Russia or China tries to establish Military bases in most countries, it'll be WAR.

America enjoys a LOT of benefits because of its influence. And some of that influence was bought with money.

And it's that INFLUENCE that put America above other SUPERPOWERS like Russia and China.

Russia and China are QUICKLY catching up to the US in other areas like Military and Technology. But NOT influence.

China is already eating away at America's influence with TikTok and you saw how American leaders FREAKED OUT!

But IF America continues on the path that Trump is leading it, trust in America will EVAPORATE and American influence will WANE.

America will become Russia.
Still a Superpower NOT to be trifled with. But ultimately a PARIAH nation whose influence would NOT extend beyond its borders.

Democrats are so ANNOYING!

They keep BITCHING that a 34X CONVICTED FELON is not following the law.

Trump LAUNCHED a violent attack on the US Capitol that resulted in the death of NINE people including a Police Officer.

As if that wasn't BAD enough, he launched a SUSTAINED 4-year long assault on the DEMOCRACY of the United States by DENYING a free and fair election.

He cast DOUBT on the LARGEST and MOST MATURE democracy in the world, and the Dems LET him.

A Jury found that this guy was a RAPIST and documents PROVED that he flew MULTIPLE times on Epstein's LOLITA Express.

Dems did NOTHING!

Now instead of getting their first Female President, America got themselves a 3-in-1.

First FELON President.
First RAPIST President.
First PEDOPHILE President.

Dems played a LARGE part in that.
So their BITCHING has to stop!

When they had the Presidency, they did NOTHING!
Now they have NOTHING, they can do more of NOTHING.

One FOOLISH Dem Congresswoman even STERILISED herself because of Trump.

MADNESS!

Democrats should PREPARE themselves.

ALL 3 arms of the US government now BELONG to Trump.

And the 4th and 5th INFORMAL arms of the US government (the BILLIONAIRES and the Media) also BELONG to Trump.

Dems have ZERO recourse!

Only thing they can do now is to ask Diddy for his BABY OIL supplier so the ass-fuuucccking can be LESS brutal.

Music managers in Nigeria are a special kind of CROOKS.

From this one to Jude Okoye that BLEW up his entire family.

Now this CRIMINAL is pretending to be the victim.
If he DIDN'T divert her money, where did he find $274k to spare.

If Chinwo BREACHED her contract, he should have sued her IMMEDIATELY!

Contracts exist to be ENFORCED.

You don't deal with a breach of contract by STEALING her money.

Now BOTH of them are CRIMINALS.
Both Chinwo has MORE star power.

Skit.

Rent #450k
Total Package #790k

For a ONE-room, NO parlour apartment in a SHITTY community.

MADNESS!