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Nigerians are HILARIOUS.

They will give all the RATIONAL reasons something happened and then jump to an IRRATIONAL conclusion.

Take this situation for example:

1. Wife had a HORRIBLE husband:
His wife's business began to BOOM and he began to feel jealous.

Probably started doing things to make her life DIFFICULT.
Wife will go to work and get STRESSED and come back home to meet a CANTANKEROUS and JEALOUS husband.

She leaves home with NEGATIVE energy and comes back to meet MORE NEGATIVITY.

That sort of environment will DESTROY a mind and leave nothing to handle business.

Which brings me to the second point:

2. Wife started screwing up at work:

Either by screwing up their orders or by transferring the husband's NEGATIVE energy to the customers like an additional EMOTIONAL expenses.

Customers will RUN.


3. Wife has NO business sense:

People UNDERESTIMATE the place of luck in business.

Some people will get LUCKY and hit it big with absolutely ZERO sense.

They are like the First Participants in a PONZI SCHEME.
Or a lottery winner.

They get LUCKY.
Then they get SCARED.
Because they know they would NOT be able to replicate their success.

That's probably part of the reasons a SUCCESSFUL wife will refuse to give her husband money and still stay with him.
She did NOT trust herself to make more.

MOST women who make more money than their husband and refuse to give him will LEAVE him pronto.
IF they believed they could sustain that lifestyle without him.

Another thing that points to a LACK of business sense on the wife's part is the fact that even her own friends COULD NOT find her shop.

That just means she chose the WRONG location.
She BUNGLED one of the 4Ps of Marketing—PLACE.

There is NO reason she won't fail.

The man's acting like CURSING his wife ALTERED the Laws of Geography.


MADNESS!

Finally if juju was a real thing, there would be NO such thing as Black-Americans.
Rather, we'd have White-Nigerians, White-Ghanian, White-Senegalese, etc.

They'd come to colonise and enslave and they'd NEVER leave.

And that's if they could find Africa in the first place.

Imagine what an Army of Native Doctors could do if just ONE Baba living beside a Petrol Station can CHANGE Geography.

happney65:
And how does the government know that which is my profit. That is a one million dollar question none of you have been able to answer

That is why it is MANDATORY for every person to file a TAX RETURN.

It's a SELF-REPORTING system where you'll tell the government what percentage of the revenue is PROFIT and therefore subject to tax.

You are the ONE who'll tell the government your revenue and profit.

If they think you are lying based on the records available to them, they'll ask you to come and explain the discrepancies with EVIDENCE.

That's all.

ibechris:
My wife earns about 500k monthly last year her tax was 47k or there about now,it is about 67k. Same salary wey no increase yet her tax increased.

This is STRANGE.

At a salary of #500K, your wife falls squarely within the ranks of people who should see a REDUCTION in their tax liability.
Which should mean an INCREASE in their final take home.

You need to check AGAIN.

First of all, there is tax increment. But NOT for everyone.

Secondly if you are running a business, you need to REGISTER a Private Limited Liability COMPANY.
NOT a Business Name.
A COMPANY.

That way, you'll be able to take advantage of the TAX EXEMPTION threshold available to Small Companies.

Small Company is if your business is doing #100M or LESS per annum in Total REVENUE with a Total Fixed Asset that is less than #250M.

Also, it's NOT a percentage of your bank transfers that's taken as tax. It's a percentage of PROFIT.

That means after you've deducted the COST OF GOODS sold and other BUSINESS EXPENSES, including Salary and Shop Rent.

And even after that, you may NOT need to pay taxes IF your revenue and assets qualify you as a SMALL COMPANY.

Understand that this EXEMPTION for small companies does NOT apply to Sole Proprietors and people who operate under JUST a business name WITHOUT a company registration.

Those ones will be taxed like a salary earner after deductions of relevant expenses.

Your best bet is still to consult an ACCOUNTANT.

They'll give you more clarifications.

Meantime, Google Nigerian Tax Act 2025, Nigerian Tax Administration Act 2025 and download the PDFs and read at your own pace.

You will NOT understand everything.
Don't sweat it.
Use AI to break it down.

AI will not always be accurate so take additional questions you might have with you to your meeting with the Accountant.

QuinQ:
Let's say she's a woman that meets all your spec and lights your fire, the only person you truly enjoy being with. Does her having slept with 1000 men make it less so??

As a man if the ONLY woman that meets your specs and lights your fire is a WORHE who's been FORKED by 1000 different dealks with MULTIDIMENSIONAL shapes and sizes, you might be REALTHERDED.

Even though I suspect this is AI, it's still extremely HILARIOUS!

chatinent:
But it's not bad to be wise right?

The wisest man in the Bible according to Christian was a serial cheat, a womaniser and a }ornstar.

The Bible and the religion it teaches should NEVER be taken seriously.

The man you allude to is a BTASARD.
His father had sex with another man's wife.
Then MURDERED the man.

Yet both of them are still VENERATED as great Kings.
And the father is regarded as a prime example of a man with a great relationship with God.

The Bible is a JOKE.

The PDFile is a MONUMENTAL DISASTER wrought upon this world by STEWPID racists and IRRATIONAL misogynists.

Imagine REAL officials of the US Government meeting with some NO-GOOD, disgruntled elements in Canada.

This action LEGITIMISES the actions of the Separatists.
Almost like an ENDORSEMENT.

IF another country did that with American Separatists, the PDFile would have been tweeting up a storm.

The American Justice System FAILED woefully when they didn't JAIL the PDFile for treason after his insurrection.

This Peller Boy has a very strong BETA energy.

This is the reality EVERYWHERE in the world.
The Taliban were just FOOLISH enough to codify it into their laws.

EVERYBODY knows that people get punished DIFFERENTLY for the same crime based on their status, wealth and, in some countries, RACE.

For instance, Robert Morris an American MegaChurch Pastor was recently CONVICTED of raping a MINOR and his punishment was JUST 6 months in jail. Most likely, soft white collar jail too.

If a poor man or black commits the same crime, his punishment would be FAR GREATER than that.

So before ANYBODY castigates the Taliban, let them address their own country's LOPSIDED INjustice system.

The PDFile is FORKING UP left, right and centre but his supporters REFUSE to see it.

If Starmer and the rest of Europe DEEPENS their economic relationship with China, the PDFile's America will FEEL it.

PDFile is ALWAYS trying to make a deal by offering a SHITTY deal and then THREATENING tariffs and sanctions if the other party doesn't accept it.

The WORST part is that even if the other party accepts the deal, the PDFile would still THREATEN them if someone in their government TWEETS something he doesn't like.

The UK and EU are slowly but surely realising that the PDFile's America is NO LONGER a reliable trading partner.

China is now MORE reliable than America.
And that's ALL thanks to the PDFile.

By the way, I expect the PDFile to threaten UK if they agree to any deal with China.

A lot of WRONG assumptions in this article.

Your d1ck could be the size of Burj Khalifa and it WON'T stop your wife/gf from cheating on you with a man with 5 inches.

WEALTH is also NOT enough to guarantee the faithfulness of ANY woman.
We have heard COUNTLESS stories of the wives of rich men FORKING the driver or gateman.

Also, you do NOT need to endure pain forever.
IF you feel UNHAPPY in your marriage, get a DIVORCE.

You do NOT have to wait until your wife brings home a BARSTHERD for you to raise.

Lastly, you need to understand that there is NO WAY to be sure of the fidelity of ANY woman.

You CANNOT control what she does with her vagina.

The ONLY thing you can control is YOUR actions after she does something you do NOT like with it.

What is going on with Olabisi Onabanjo University?

#1.2 BILLION for them.
That's easily 10X the amount some schools received.

Something FISHY is going on there.

The would-be assassins have NO joy.



Other people bring long-range rifles or pistols with silencers to assassinations.
These dudes brought a grown-ass BAZOOKA.

They wanted to OBLITERATE his generation.

Funny stuff.

Number 2:

'Cause my dream house is on an Island with EVERYTHING but people.


Number 3:

'Cause that's just the SMART thing to do.
You NEVER turn your back on 300 MILLION as long as it's NOT Zimbabwean Dollars.

thesicilian:
Forced marriage, first thought that came to my mind on seeing the headline. It's a very outdated traditional practice, even the one that claims to love you still falls out of love later for one reason or the other not to talk of outrightly forcing someone to live with you.

APT!

Plus, the article FAILED to highlight the AGE of the bride.
There is a REASON for that.

It's easy to form "Strong Independent Woman" when you have the solid CUSHION provided by a man.

You can MISBEHAVE anyhow when you have a STEADY backup so solid you DON'T even notice it's there.

She BANKED on getting someone better.
The streets SHOCKED her.

The same man she RIDICULED as being a 40-seconds man some years ago is the same man she's waxing LYRICAL about today.

So FUNNY!

SPINELESS Starmer!

I expect him to apologise for "suggesting" the PDFile should apologise.
He's been talking sh1t about Europe for years and they've let him.

WHY would he stop now?

Someone VIOLATED International Law and this same Starmer provided Military Support to allegedly ENFORCE another International Law.

Despite his STEWPID and UNFOUNDED excuses for why America wants to annex Greenland, these WEAK European Leaders set up a "committee" to negotiate and discuss it.

WEAK!

It should have been an EMPHATIC NO!
NO negotiation.
NO discussion.

If you want it, you should be ready to BLEED for it.

Europe has both the FINANCIAL and MILITARY POWERS to deal decisively with America or Russia.
Instead they chose to be POOOOSEEYS who are getting FORKED from both ends.

WTF you talking about, bro?

Orban is MAD!

He made it sound like Ukraine is the AGGRESSOR.
That is the NARRATIVE being pushed by the PDFile.

And Orban has always been a FANBOY of the PDFile.

Meanwhile, ALL Piss Proposals have been HINGED on Ukraine giving up EVERYTHING and Russia giving up NOTHING.

One of such Piss Deals proposed that Ukraine should actively REDUCE its Military Capabilities in exchange for GUARANTEES of security from the U.S.

That's LAUGHABLE!

That is similar to the arrangement that made Ukraine GIVE UP their NUCLEAR WEAPONS in the Late 90s.

They gave up SIGNIFICANT POWER in exchange for assurances of security from US, UK and Russia.

Now, look at Ukraine TODAY.

Assurances and Guarantees mean NOTHING!

Their POWERFUL and EFFICIENT Military is one of the reasons they have been able to SURVIVE this long.

GREAT piece!

Addresses the CORE issues.

The idea that somebody that registered a Trademark this year has rights that SUPERCEDES that of a person using that name to run a LEGITIMATE BUSINESS since the previous year is RIDICULOUS.

He registered the TM of an active business and immediately issued a CEASE and DESIST.
That's how you'll know a person with TOO MUCH money and NOT ENOUGH sense.

There is the issue of COMMON LAW TM RIGHTS.
And then there is the issue of CLASS, i.e whether both businesses are using the same name within the same INDUSTRY.

Great thing about this is VDM is NOT a pooooosey that'll CAPITULATE without a fight.

The WILLINGNESS of people to tolerate NONSENSE is one of the reasons the World is going to sh1t now.

I DON'T care whether Osimehn was right or wrong, that display of BLATANT STEWPIDITY should have been the END of his participation in that campaign.

That is NOT how you handle stuff like that.
You NEVER act like you're going to beat up your own teammate.
Especially NOT in a match you were already WINNING with MULTIPLE goals.

The moment he tried that NONSENSE, he should have been GONE.

Failing to PUNISH bad behaviour REINFORCES it.

Also, Lookman FORKED UP.
The moment Osimehn got all aggressive in his face is the moment he should have BROKEN his barely-mended face a second time.

'Tis the season to match MADNESS with MADNESS.

SMART MAN!

A divorce in Australia would have WRECKED him for life.

Imagine the NONSENSE!

Someone he married and SPONSORED abroad to start a family with him. She got there and started talking NONSENSE about SURROGACY.
If he's fine with using a SURROGATE, why in all the FORKS would he need her?

That's like hiring a Driver to drive you around just for the Driver to hire another Driver and then ask you to PAY for it.

ABSOLUTE MADNESS!

Plus, the COST of surrogacy overseas is enough to get you 72 virgins here in Nigeria WITHOUT even needing to blow yourself up.

VERY SHARP MAN.
I APPROVE!

Number 1 so I can RID the World of the PDFile.

Very NONSENSICAL somebody.

You don't want to drag your OWN child into a public CONTROVERSY but you were more than happy to drag the IMPRESSIONABLE Anu into it.

HYPOCRITE!

Davido and his family NEED to bring the weight of their wealth to bear here.
Make the lives of these NUISANCES hell on earth.

Let them live and breathe in court.

By the time Barristers send them just 2 MONTHS of LEGAL BILLS, they will have SENSE.

Imagine the WHOER mother still lying that she slept with ONLY Davido that period.
Meanwhile SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE from multiple sources have shown her as the WHOER she really is.

Instead of admitting the truth and introducing the girl to her REAL, and likely BROKE, father; madam is still upholding a LIE.

Much like the "Virgin" Mary.

Europe will LEARN by force.



Their WEAKNESS of following along with everything America says is going to be their UNDOING.

Especially STARMER.

The moment the PDFile first talked about ANNEXING Greenland, they should have SANCTIONED and TARIFFED the fork out of the US.

Instead, they let him continue making UNFOUNDED and FALSE claims about Arctic Security.

Europe should have CEASED ALL trade deals with the PDFile's America a LONG TIME ago.

The moment he said the EU was formed to "screw the US", they should have DEALT with him.

They should have matched MADNESS with MADNESS.

Instead, they were busy sending EMBARRASSINGLY WEAK late night texts like a little BEEETCH asking why a guy is not picking her calls after a bout of MARATHON DOGGIFICATION.

Let them LEARN.

The PDFile VIOLATED International Laws DRAFTED mostly by America and Europe when he KIDNAPPED Maduro.

Rather than CALL him out and respond the way they would if someone like Putin did it, they let it SLIDE.
Some of their CU.UUUUU.CK Leaders even praised it.

Now that the PDFile is RUBBISHING them in public and attempting to VIOLATE International Laws in a way that AFFECTS them, they still want to TALK.

Extremely WEAK!

The PDFile is spoiling for a fight, OBLIGE him.

If Europe wants to deal with US today, ALL they have to do is SANCTION them, CANCEL all trade deals and move them to China.

America will BECOME like Russia in a jiffy—a SUPERPOWER with all the international influence of a small island.

How are these TERRORISTS getting intel?

The Suicide Bomber AMBUSHED them because someone gave him information about the ROUTE they'd be taking and WHEN they'd be taking it.

Same way they AMBUSHED the General and KILLED him.

The Military needs to ADDRESS these LEAKAGES.

Plus having been victim of MULTIPLE terrorist ambushes, they should have developed a system that'll reduce it.

For instance, letting surveillance jets or drones to go before them and give them the ALL CLEAR.

Finally, the government NEEDS to stop being RECKLESS with the lives of soldiers.

If the Military is dealing with the FOOTSOLDIERS of the terrorists, the government should be DECIMATING their financiers and sponsors.

How can TERRORISTS afford Combat Drones and then bring it INTO the country without serious BACKERS?

The government should ADDRESS that.

ANYBODY discovered to be sponsoring the TERRORISTS should be expeditiously 3X3CUT3D.

And for fork's sake, NOBODY should be granting them amnesty and releasing them after they are CAPTURED.

It's the NEW reality.

EVERYBODY wants to "work" from home.