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I blame the people for NOT lynching him.

The IDIOT feels entitled to the votes of his constituents for using THEIR money to build them ordinary boreholes.

Imagine the ENTITLEMENT!

I'm sure this guy has EMBEZZLED millions of dollars in ALLOCATION to his consistuency.

He should be LYNCHED!

Not married, just the WEDDING.

That's what they really care about.

Hernias do NOT repair themselves. So that surgery is NECESSARY!

Also, rhere is NOTHING like rupturing when it comes to hernias. It's not like appendicitis.

Hernias happen because intestines go places where they are NOT supposed to go because the muscles around that place is weak.

Sometimes when the patient is relaxed, the intestines go back to where they were meant to be. And the pain of the hernia is reduced.

That's probably what your Mum is experiencing right now.

Hernias are fairly common so Surgeons have had enough practice.

Let your Mum know she has nothing to fear. Even if you are scared, DON'T show it. Your fear would compound her fear and prevent her from going through a procedure that'd make her life easier.

Explain to her that she WON'T feel anything during the surgery. She'd just close her eyes and wake up when the doctors are done. Like a blink.

Do everything to ALLEVIATE her fears.

By the way, what kind of hospital is the surgery scheduled to take place? Private or public?

It's NOT abuse to reprimand an IDIOT who will NOT let people sleep in peace.

At 4 AM, people are in DEEP sleep. A LOUD noise like a morning crier would feel like something reached inside your head to FORCEFULLY tug your consciousness awake. It's jarring.

There are better ways to reach out to oeople for evangelism. Disturbing their sleep is NOT one of them.

According to people in the know, Japanese people are some of the MOST racist people on earth.

They will be racist to you. But they would do it POLITELY.

Go to Japan as a black man and you may NEVER get a Japanese girl to even look at you.

Asian women ONLY have the hots for white men.

Statisense continues to DECEIVE people who don't understand statistics with NONSENSE.

How did they gather the data?

How did the DEFINE multidimensional poverty?

How did they measure multidimensional poverty in children that are between 0 years old and 4 years old?

Statisense is NOTHING but a purveyor of SHITTY stats.

Ambition IS good.

But thinking you'd buy property in Banana Island by HAWKING your vagina is STRETCHING it too far.

Yahoo boys are some of the DUMBEST people alive. They have NOTHING upstairs.

They just learn a "format" and deploy it over and over again until someone falls victim. If a potential victim DEVIATES from the format by a little bit, they become completely LOST.

Take this IDIOT for example. He and his gang stole $1.5M from the American Government and the FOOL still used that fraud money to book a plane ticket to NEW YORK.

EXTREMELY DUMB FOOL!

Rooney makes Ronaldo look like the GOAT of BJs.

“Mama had a lot of influence on him, but I never saw them argue or quarrel. Never, not even until Papa died. Mama had a beautiful strategy. If there was an issue and Papa was adamant, she would let it go. Maybe a day or two later, she would reintroduce it in a roundabout way. By the time Papa agreed with her, he wouldn’t even realise what had happened.”

This is EVIL and MANIPULATIVE and should NOT be glamorized.

Fucking with somebody's head by "reintroducing a topic in a roundabout way" until they agree with you is called GASLIGHTING.

Publicising how your SINISTER and MANIPULATIVE mother played your father like a fiddle is NOT the flex you think it is.

Obrigardo:
There was sooo many fire moments that it will be unfair to focus on just this. It will be injustice to comment without watching the full first day of the convention.

It's a shame we can't post twitter links.
Felon rapist trump was taken to the cleaners.

Democrats still seem HESITANT to deal with Trump and it's disheartening to see.

Trump will climb on a podium and insult every one of them and their families and still continue to do so on his FAILING social media.

All the democrats do is wring their hands and toss generic and halfhearted insults in return.

EVERY single democrat and their allies in the media should be SHOUTING about how Trump is not just a CONVICTED FELON but a RAPIST. And a PEDOPHILE, too.

Trump has had several "interviews" and NOT one person has asked him to explain his trip on Epstein's jet or his relationship with Epstein.

Trump is currently using EPSTEIN'S JET for his campaign and NOBODY has asked him about it.

Also, I don't know where they get people to interview Trump and Vance. But the interviewers are all WEAKLINGS.

They'd ask questions and Trump/Vance will go off on a tangent, talk over the interviewer, shout at the interviewer, insult BOTH the interviewer and the network and still WON'T actually answer the question.

Yet the interviewers will be looking HELPLESSLY. Very weak and disgusting people in the American media. Very weak!

I will NOT be surprised if Americans put a RAPIST in the White House come November.

The people that should fight back are TOO WEAK. And the criminals and bullies are just having a field day.

Add a little religion to congenital STUPIDITY and you'd have a 58-year old FOOL that kills himself by fasting.

If you have NOT learned to use your brain for something as simple as feeding yourself when your body is practically BREAKING DOWN at 58, you should stop wasting oxygen.

No RIP for the fool!

"...we urge every concerned Nigerian to join us to pray for the safe release of these students and doctors."

Prayer does NOT work. If it did, they would not have been kidnapped in the first place because I'm sure they prayed INSIDE the bus before the journey began.

Best thing this association can do right now is to START making contributions to pay the ransom. And also use their platform to reach out for DONATIONS and not prayers.

You have to be realistic about these things.

Settle down with what?

A 28-year old single mother who has bleeped enough people to populate a medium-sized village, smokes like a chimney but still wants a "rich and responsible man" who'd give her the baby girl lifestyle.

There is NOTHING to settle down with.

Tinubu bleeped up by becoming the President of Nigeria. HOOOOGE Bleep up!

Fact is Tinubu is like a MUTATED cockroach. He THRIVES in darkness but falls apart and becomes DISORIENTED in the light.

NOBODY likes him. He's so DESPISED that he LOST Lagos, where he exerts godlike influence, in the last election.

Majority of his votes came from the North who seems to have ABANDONED him now. Any attempt to seek re-election would end in DISASTER for him.

Plus, he doesn't look physically FIT.

And NOTHING about Tinubu looks presidential. He always looks like a RASCAL.

He would have the ULTIMATE godfather if he had ENDORSED a spineless but competent and well-liked person like Osibanjo.

He would have remained in the shadows while wielding UNFATHOMABLE influence over the Presidency and policies.

Now he's in the light and MERCILESSLY and CONSTANTLY being subjected to public scrutiny. And he's ALWAYS coming up short.

He bleeped up!

Lookatew! Big man buying yams.

I personally STOPPED buying yams after I paid #1500 for a small tuber of yam just to find not 1 but TWO anthills inside the yam.

"In 62 reported cases, a total of N389 million was paid to kidnappers..."

That's OVER #6M per job.

If people can just ABDUCT a random person and get paid MILLIONS, people will DO it.

Especially when you factor in the fact the GROSSLY incompetent and ineffective security operatives we have in Nigeria will do absolutely NOTHING to stop you.

It's a BOOMING business that attracts young and jobless ILLITERATES which are SURPLUS in the Northern regions where kidnapping is MORE rampant.

Consider how kidnapping works in Nigeria:

1. ZERO barrier to entry.
2. ZERO qualifications required.
3. ZERO or near-zero risk.
4. ZERO or near-zero consequences.
5. MILLIONS of money to be made.

Kidnapping is EXTREMELY lucrative in Nigeria right now and there is NO hope of reducing it.

Time was people like Evans cornered the kidnapping market. Now, every Musa is a kidnapper and making big bucks.

In short, it's going to get WORSE.

Not surprised.

Christianity is like:

God loves you SO much he had to TORTURE and KILL his own son so that he (God) will not make you burn in a fire FOREVER.

It's DISTURBING how people insist on hiding the identities of CRIMINALS.

It's not just PETTY criminals, either. But drug dealers, ritualists, rapists and robbers too.

Criminals have NO right to privacy. SHAME and STIGMA are justified consequences of criminality.

Threats are NOT enough. Nigerians do NOT respond to threat.

An IMMEDIATE closure and payment of EXORBITANT fines should be the penalty for hoarding fuel and creating ARTIFICIAL scarcity to inflate prices.

Filling stations are one of the most EVIL institutions in Nigeria. At the mere rumour of a potential increase in petrol price, they'd immediately SHUT DOWN to exacerbate the issue.

But when the price drops, it takes them FOREVER to make adjustments.

Criminals like these DON'T deserve warning but IMMEDIATE punishment.

This post makes me YEARN to smack you silly.

First for the ABSOLUTELY stupid nature of its contents. Then for your FAILURE to employ something as important as a PARAGRAPH.

Back to the post:

You keep yapping and yapping about being "slaves and third class citizens" in a foreign country. EVERYBODY knows this is an 80s argument.

Getting VISAs is not as simple as it once was. Current immigration policies DEMAND that you have a clear and definite purpose before you are granted a Visa.

For MOST people, that either takes the form of STUDY or WORK. Both of these require sponsorships from institutions or employers who believe in you.

Nigerians abroad WORK to improve themselves either through local certifications or educations. But while working towards their education or certification, they make take some "menial jobs" like driving for UberEats or waiting tables.

Which brings me to your point about shitting on menial jobs. That is CLASSISM. Your post shows that you DISREGARD and look down on people who do jobs you consider "menial".

Meanwhile, they are considered an integral part of the country they reside in. For context, the average income of a waiter in the US Is about $31K and that's not including the tips they get.

The point is most "menial jobs" abroad is SUFFICIENT to live a decent life, unlike in Nigeria. That is why ONLY about 35% of Americans have a Bachelor's Degree.

I suppose your "third-class citizen" also alludes to the RACISM that Nigerians face abroad. That is LAUGHABLE.

Nigerians at home have to deal with TRIBALISM which is even dumber than racism. As a Nigerian abroad, you may need to cross the racism hurdle to get a good job.

But Nigerians in Nigeria have to deal with TRIBALISM, NEPOTISM, FAVOURITISM, CORRUPTION and FAKE job postings by RITUALISTS and RAPISTS to get a good job.

We have seen reports of Nigerian-born black people in position of political authority in foreign countries. Let someone from a different TRIBE try to become the VC of a common state-owned University in Nigeria and all hell would break loose.

Another aspect of your "third-class citizen" probably relates to Police treatment of black people. But it's NO different from the way Nigerian Police and other security agencies treat Nigerians.

Police could GUN you down because of #200 in Nigeria. Nothing will happen. Your family can't sue anyone for SETTLEMENT which is something that can be done abroad apart from the personal consequences the offending officer would have to face.

By the way, I like the fact that you mentioned that Nigeria is the best country in WEST Africa. You knew better than to say Africa.

But even that is PUSHING it. We all saw how Nigerian citizens in Ogun State had to cross over to Benin Republic to get access to POTABLE water.

In ONE day, we've read news of a KIDNAPPED commissioner and TWENTY kidnapped medical/dental students.

But that's not even the worst part. You want to know what the worst part is?

The worst part is that people DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO TO CALL! People are helpless in the face of a BRUTAL security threat because there is no DESIGNATED and RELIABLE number to call in case of an emergency.

Emergency call in Nigeria does NOT exceed screams of "egbaami ooo" and "ewoooo ooo". That's it.

The summary is this:

It is EASIER to be patriotic when you don't feel like there is a LOADED gun to your head.

It is EASIER to be patriotic when you don't feel like something is CONSTANTLY choking you.

It is EASIER to be patriotic when you don't feel like the system is actively working AGAINST you.

That is why people JAPA!

Life is too SHORT to be blindly loyal to a society that SUFFOCATES you.

Flight attendants tell people to put on their own oxygen mask FIRST before trying to assist ANYONE else in an emergency. Even your own CHILDREN!

That is because you don't run to put out a fire in your neighbour's house when your OWN leg is still ROASTING like suya.

Advice to anyone reading this:

If you can AFFORD it, JAPA! Bleep patriotism and JAPA!

You can easily tell that Mary is EXTREMELY dumb.

Idiot wants to CHEAT in exams but the invigilators did their jobs and prevented the DUMBO from cheating.

Instead of getting her shiit together and STUDYING for her exams, the IDIOT is issuing DEATH THREATS.

I just hope the investigation ends in RUSTICATION.

I hate idiots.

Jonathan presided over the BEST economy that Nigeria has seen in DECADES. NO President has come close since then.

His current role as the ONLY respectable politician in Nigeria suits him better.

A second term as President would NOT be as glamorous as a lot of people think. The economic DISASTER that 12 years of APC have created cannot be fixed in 4 years.

Especially, since it's UNLIKELY that Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala would come back.

Nigerian Government is the new Onigbese for sale.

"The Chief Imam of Bida emirate, Sheikh Adamu Liman-Yakatun, delivering a sermon at the prayer ground, listed some reasons that cause drought and other calamities to befall communities.

They include the failure of the people to redeem their pledges..."

Imagine an Imam giving his"expert" opinion on weather and climate.

By the way, Nigerian politicians are the LUCKIEST politicians in the world. They live life on SOFT mode.

There is drought and instead of grabbing their state governor by his WRINKLED balls and forcing him to implement SUSTAINABLE and VIABLE irrigation systems, they ask for forgiveness and rainfall from an Invisible Sky Daddy whom they believe is punishing them for not being PIOUS enough.

Funny.

This is Nigeria. Plan your lives according to the realities in Nigeria TODAY.

Travelling from Borno to Enugu by road is not only DANGEROUS but RECKLESS too.

Bandits, terrorists, kidnappers and Fulani herdsmen are on RAMPAGE.

Killing and kidnapping is now a MAJOR feature of Nigerian roads much like potholes.

If you CANNOT afford airfares, long journey like this one should ONLY be made in instances where your physical presence is ABSOLUTELY required.

Conventions like this should be STREAMED.

I hope the students regain their freedom. But this is Nigeria where there is no RELIABLE emergency number to call in case of a DIRE emergency like this one.

Society has DAMAGED a lot of men.

When men get married, society FORCES them to make their wives the Alpha and Omega of their lives. They CAJOLE men to make their wives the CENTRE OF GRAVITY in their lives.

Men put their wives FIRST. Think of their wives FIRST. And make endless SACRIFICES to make them happy.

On the other hand, wives ALSO put themselves first. Think of THEMSELVES first. And DEMAND endless sacrifices from their husbands to make them happy.

Men need to understand:

Your life is like a BUILDING.

A woman, even your wife, must NEVER be the pillar of your life. Otherwise, get ready for the inevitable COLLAPSE.

Instead, a woman should be like a lightbulb. Makes the building nice and bright BUT if it goes out or gets spoilt or explodes, you just go out and REPLACE it.

Chikena.

There is NO hacker anywhere.

A DUMB guy was watching porn before/during the meeting. Instead of COMPLETELY closing the video, the IDIOT minimised it so he could continue after/during the meeting.

The IDIOT must have inadvertently shared his screen.

Idiots will be idiots no matter what position they attain.

Good one from Enugu State!

Imagine working at a stressful job from morning till evening and hoping to relax and recharge with a good night's sleep just to have a USELESS church holding a LOUD and prolonged vigil on a Wednesday night.

It sucks!

But what sucks even MORE is having to listen to the STALE and OVERUSED sermons they use to BRAINWASH people.