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CrimeRe: EFCC Arraigns Man For Alleged ₦‎600 Million, $50,000 Investment Fraud In Lagos by Namaster: 8:33pm On Aug 24, 2024
Trusting a NIGERIAN with almost #700 million is INSANE.

Use ESTABLISHED businesses if necessary BUT do your best to NEVER include a Nigerian in your dealing with FOREIGN companies.
Christianity EtcRe: My Ugly Experience With Prophecies From Pastors And Native Doctors by Namaster: 8:30pm On Aug 24, 2024
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FamilyRe: Kenny Kehinde's Girlfriend, Precious Chisom Accuses Him Of Domestic Violence by Namaster: 4:41pm On Aug 24, 2024
Thundafireseun:
This your dumb statement is not correlating with the topic here ….

What about your politicians that have ruined your life why is karma not catching up with their friends and loved ones??

You must be a very jealous person
You are a FRAUDSTER, aren't you?

That's why my comment hit you so HARD. grin

Continue to copy and paste formats UNTIL EFCC capture your WRETCHED destiny.

A DUMB and USELESS Yahoo Boy having the temerity to defend his criminal ways to ME!

What a fucccking JOKE!
FamilyRe: Kenny Kehinde's Girlfriend, Precious Chisom Accuses Him Of Domestic Violence by Namaster:
I have ZERO sympathy for girls like this.

If you CHOOSE to date a Yahoo Boy and enjoy the money he DESTROYED other people's lives to make, then you can DEAL with the consequences of your choice in SILENCE.

DON'T disturb the public when karma catches up with your GREEDY ass.
CrimeRe: 20 Medical Students Kidnapped In Benue Rescued – Security Sources by Namaster: 12:44am On Aug 24, 2024
Lots of BLUSTER from the NPF.

Were the students ACTUALLY rescued or did the police just ACCOMPANY the victim's families to drop off the ransom?
FamilyRe: How Can I Be Emotionally Detached From My Wife, I Need Help by Namaster:
Just take a look at the kind of WATERY pieces of advice that men give to a man being emotionally abused, FREQUENTLY denied, merely TOLERATED and being generally treated like an annoying PEST by his wife.

OP, take note:

Your wife is FUCCCKING somebody else. She does NOT like you anymore. She's NOT attracted to you. She NO LONGER respects you.

Also the fact you constantly HUMILIATE, DEBASE and BELITTLE yourself by soliciting and accepting PITY sex from a woman that ABSOLUTELY hates your guts is NOT helping you. Makes her even more DISGUSTED with you.

Imagine your wife NOT allowing you to caress or even touch her sensually when you have sex. She just removes her clothes and lies STILL like a log of wood and ONLY lets you put your dick in her vagina because it's her duty.

Dude, that's how BROTHEL prostitutes do their jobs. Not a WIFE!

I bet OP has not received BJs from his wife in years.

OP, Your Course of Action:

End the marriage this night!

Don't try to NEGOTIATE. Don't bargain.

Don't believe her even if she says she'll CHANGE. She won't. Her attraction to you is DEAD! No changing that now.

Your wife thinks having sex with you is an ANNOYANCE. She REJECTS cuddling with you because she thinks it might lead to sex.

You have been reduced to a NUISANCE in your own marriage!

END it!

Sex is a BIG part of marriage. Women love sex. Men love sex. If a wife does NOT like having sex with her husband, it's because she's found someone else she likes having sex with. And she thinks her new intimacy gadget is BETTER than her husband.

DIVORCE and find someone else to have sex with.

LEAVE this woman!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Returns To France After Swearing-in Kudirat Kekere-Ekun As Acting CJN by Namaster: 5:28pm On Aug 23, 2024
Quarter-to-die CRIMINALS will force their way into political offices just to LIVE in a foreign hospital and treat Nigeria like a side hustle.
RomanceRe: White Pill by Namaster: 1:30pm On Aug 23, 2024
These things are more COMMON than a lot of people, especially men, imagine.

Give women a NON-JUDGEMENTAL SAFE SPACE and they'd divulge secrets that would make your blood HOT and COLD at the same time.

Men and society rhunk men are the HEARTLESS cheaters just because men are LOUD and PROUD about their escapades.

How wrong!

A woman would FUCCCK 2 men in a single day and spend the night with a third who would NOT touch her because she had SWORN on her mother's grave and her unborn child that she's a virgin.

Women are so DIABOLICAL with sexual activities and mind games that there are men TODAY who still believes that a woman could lose her virginity by JUMPING a gutter. grin
FoodRe: Plantain Of ₦2,000 In Aba (Photo) by Namaster: 7:47am On Aug 23, 2024
Tinubu has been a CANCER to Nigeria and Nigerians.

#4K for these RUNTS is unbelievable!
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Faces Collapse 'in Less Than A Year' If War Continues: Retired General by Namaster: 7:27pm On Aug 22, 2024
TERRORISTS invaded their country to kidnap Israeli citizens. Then these TERRORISTS tortured, raped and killed some of the citizens.

Israel is ENTITLED to annihilating Hamas by whatever means necessary.

However, what grinds my gears is Netanyahu's blatant disregard for his allies like the USA. Especially his remarks towards Biden.

He treats them with CONTEMPT but is happy to collect their money and military aids.

That's DUMB!

You don't bite the hands that feed you. If America and their other allies SEIZE their logistical, material and monetary support for Israel, Netanyahu would find himself in HOT soup.

Alliances work because when your allies give you a win, you also do your part to give your allies a win.
Foreign AffairsRe: NATO To Deploy Up To 5,000 Soldiers On Finland-russia Border(photos ( by Namaster:
The West keep DEMONISING Russia but cannot point to what they are doing wrong.

ONLY thing Russia did wrong is being TOO big for them to control.

Putin refuses to let the West, especially America, control his country with their corporations and their media like they do in the West. He refuses to be intimidated by their economic sanctions.

The West cannot comprehend how a country that's almost as powerful as the US would refuse to tow the line and let foreign countries wield significant influence over them.

NATO is being aggressive by extending its borders with Russia. Russia shares borders with 14 countries and 6 of them are NATO members. If Ukraine joins, then 50% of the countries that share borders with Russia would be populated and controlled by ENEMY soldiers.

NONE of the powerful countries in NATO would permit that to happen to their OWN borders. Especially the US who are known for being easily threatened and triggered and violently LASHING OUT in response.

Russia is 100% justified in WHATEVER action it takes to defend itself. And that includes the use of NUCLEAR weapons.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Gives Speech Shielded By Bulletproof Glass – But Fails To Stay Behind It by Namaster: 7:04pm On Aug 22, 2024
The MOST hilarious thing about all these is that the champion of people who are ANTI-GUN CONTROL is now HIDING behind bulletproof glass like a SISSY.

Guns are NOT the problem but your flagbearer is COWERING behind bulletproof glass to hide from the guns that are not the problem.

What a joke! grin
EducationRe: Top 3 States In The Top 10 Courses by Namaster: 4:54pm On Aug 22, 2024
Imo is something ELSE.
PoliticsRe: Bandits Kill 13 Farmers In Niger State by Namaster: 3:46pm On Aug 22, 2024
These are NOT bandits but TERRORISTS!

These criminals MURDERED 13 people so brutally other farmers got so TERRIFIED they have refused to go to their farms.

Bandits STEAL. They don't KILL and KIDNAP people for ransom. They DON'T terrorise entire communities and make them pay TRIBUTES.

These are NOT bandits but TERRORISTS.

Newspapers and reporters should use the CORRECT labels.

Plus Tinubu and his government need to BUCKLE UP and deal with these terrorists. The North should be OVERRUN with Military checkpoints and Army Barracks.

You shouldn't be able to spit in ANY direction without hitting a soldier. It's a fucking STATE OF EMERGENCY!

These people MURDERED an Emir yesterday and got paid #60M and 5 motorcycles TODAY.

That's INSANE!

That is making TERRORISM, kidnapping and MURDER profitable and more RAMPANT.

Also the fact that Tinubu allows them to continue to SLAUGHTER farmers is one of the reasons for the ARTIFICIAL farmine and UNBEARABLE inflation in the prices of food.

He needs to wake up and CRUSH the criminals before things get even HARDER.
Jokes EtcRe: Can You Buy This Kind Of Toilet Seat? (pix) by Namaster: 2:39pm On Aug 22, 2024
Looks STUPID!

When HOT shiit hits you out of nowhere, the last thing you want to do is go through the added motion of raising your leg to straddle a horse.

Plus, you'd have to manoeuvre to the side to urinate as a man or sit down and straddle a horse as a man EVERYTIME you urinate.

Designer of the toilet is DUMB. ANYBODY that buys it is dumber.

Better to spend your money on one of them fancy Japanese toilets.
BusinessRe: ₦110.9 Billion Public Offer: Key Takeaways From FCMB Group's Investor Pitch by Namaster:
I find it hilarious that ANY bank in Nigeria would attribute their financial success to "effective management and strategic foresight".

So funny! grin

Banks in Nigeria are one of the SHITTIEST institutions in Nigeria. Their physical services are rife with INEFFICIENCIES and you'd OFTEN have to deal with incompetent or passive-aggressive customer reps.

Their ONLINE services are even WORSE. A bank's MAJOR app would go offline for several hours and they would NOT even bother to let you know.

A week has not gone by that I've not received some kind of "we are working on it" message from Sterling Bank.

Banks in other countries make a major part of their revenue from making consumer CREDIT available to customers. They make it SUPER easy for people to get credit facilities by making credit cards available to customers.

There are people who have worked in Nigerian banks for DECADES that don't know something like credit cards exist.

Unless you are a BILLIONAIRE, getting access to credit facilities from Nigerian banks would require you to twist and turn and jump through INSANE hoops.

And then there are the CHARGES. Oh the charges!

You want to send money? Charges!
You want to receive money? Charges!
You have an ATM/Debit card? Charges!
You did NOT do anything with the account? It's just there? Here are some MORE charges!

I once got charged ATM card maintenance fees when I did NOT even have an ATM card linked to that account.

The ONLY reason Nigerian banks keep making INSANE money is bevause of the disorganised and CORRUPT system in Nigeria that let them scam customers.

Another reason banks make so MUCH money is the fact that we don't have a FUNCTIONAL legal system where people can SUE them for enough money to bankrupt them for their criminal ways.
CareerRe: Despite Risking Our Lives, We Still Face Criticism From The Public - Police by Namaster:
Police job is VERY risky.

I mean WAYLAYING motorists and bike riders for #200 is not easy. Sometimes the victim may NOT even have change and you have to wait for him/her to look for change.

Another BIG risk is that you don't know when an armed robbery would happen in your vicinity and you'd need to QUICKLY remove your uniform before one pesky civilian asks you to intervene.

Another risk is that you don't know when a 17-year old girl you RAPED inside your Police Station would be BRAVE enough to speak out about your ATROCITY.

And you have to do ALL these things when anybody could be recording you.

Very risky INDEED.
RomanceRe: This Babe Always Claim She's Still A Virgin But She Permits Me To Finger Her. by Namaster: 11:31am On Aug 22, 2024
You're surprised because you DON'T understand female logic.

A girl will FUCCCK 78 people and tell you her body count is 3.

How come?

The 3 were guys she was IN a relationship with. The remaining 75 DON'T count because they were one night stands, friends with benefits or fuckbuddies.

And she would even swear on her UNBORN child that her BC is 3.

By the way, what kind of USELESS church is still asking their congregation about their virginity?

Apart from the fact that that the members will just LIE because most of them even had sex on Saturday night, it's just plain STUPID!
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Cries Bitterly After His Fiancée Dumped Him . by Namaster: 11:07am On Aug 22, 2024
Is this a SKIT?

A handsome guy like that WEEPING over a Nigerian girl is a sign of MADNESS!

Guy is NOT lazy and just doing the job he's able to secure but a GOLD DIGGER is making him question his existence.

Just STUPID!
PoliticsRe: ₦‎50,000 for 32 pages, ₦‎100,000 for 64 pages - FG hikes Passport fees by Namaster: 9:56pm On Aug 21, 2024
Tinubu and his MINIONS are always inventing new ways to SUFFOCATE Nigerians.

Very FEW people pay the ACTUAL price of the Nigerian Passport. People were already being EXTORTED. Some people pay DOUBLE the actual price because of the HEARTLESS criminals that work in Immigration.

Add kickbacks and bribes to the NEW price and the Nigerian Passport is now a LUXURY!

Tinubu is WICKED, EVIL and a monumental FAILURE of a President.
HealthRe: I Need Help! Allergy Is Affecting 3years Son by Namaster: 8:17pm On Aug 21, 2024
Pelupelu02:
I have tried finding out but I didn't get it, we moved to where we are now about 2year ago, and he started reactions after exactly after 3 month after we got to where we are now, he's not like this before
Could be something in your new environment.

Also it would have been better if the investigation was conducted by a medical professional. But I get this is Nigeria.

You should consider moving if the new place is NOT your own building. Health comes first.

But before you do something that drastic, consider taking your son to live with someone, maybe your own parents or siblings, for a while. Just to confirm that a change in environment would ACTUALLY be helpful.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Mourns The Death Of Sarkin Gobir, Isa Bawa Killed By Bandits In Sokoto by Namaster: 7:00pm On Aug 21, 2024
Atiku has the face of an IDIOT. And the content of his condolences is NOT doing anything to dispute that.

Why does Atiku INSIST on calling the murderers "bandits"?

They used HEAVY guns to ATTACK the deceased's vehicle, KIDNAPPED and TORTURED him. Then requested for a BILLION NAIRA ransom.

These are NOT bandits. They are TERRORISTS.

They continue to DOWNPLAY the gravity of the criminal activity going on in Nigeria as if that'd make the problem go away.

I hope the "bandits" SUCCESSFULLY lay their hands on a Senator or Member of the House or, fingers crossed, a USELESS governor.

Maybe then, their eyes will open to see the ENORMITY of the calamity in Nigeria.
HealthRe: I Need Help! Allergy Is Affecting 3years Son by Namaster: 6:55pm On Aug 21, 2024
Find out what your son is ALLERGIC to. Allergy is not a STANDALONE illness.

Your son must be allergic to SOMETHING. it may be some kind of FOOD or ingredient in the food or some kind of nuts or smell or something.

Find out!
PoliticsRe: Sokoto Bandits Kill Isa Muhammad Bawa (The Sarkin Gobir of Gatawa District) by Namaster: 6:50pm On Aug 21, 2024
Who are the IDIOTS at Sahara Reporters still calling these people "bandits".

They are TERRORISTS!

Calling them terrorists in the body of the article is NOT enough. The title should also call them TERRORISTS.
PhonesRe: Salesgirl In Trouble As Customer Steals ₦2M iPhone 15; Man Pays The ₦2M by Namaster: 4:40pm On Aug 21, 2024
The life of a woman is so SOFT!

A DULL girl fucccked up and a strange man was QUICK to bail her out.

Soft life! grin
CrimeRe: Kidnapping Foiled: Suspects Caught In The Act by Namaster: 4:12pm On Aug 21, 2024
This is how to deal with useless CRIMINALS making Nigeria unsafe.

Bring the justice of the JUNGLE upon them then let the security agents sort them out.

I like to see the look of "I don fuccck up" on a criminal's face. grin
HealthRe: My Mother Has Umbilical Hernia And Has Been Booked For Surgery.( Advice Needed) by Namaster: 4:11pm On Aug 21, 2024
David0002:
Thank you very much for your care and response.

The first hospital we went to, it is a private hospital, and it is being operated by a white man. The issue is that he does all kinds of surgery, both removing fibroid, caesarian operation and different kinds of surgery, now he has claimed that he can also operate on umbilical hernia and repair it. My question now is can a single doctor know how to do all these kind of surgery, I thought he will specialize in a particular part of the body.

She also went to another private hospital, the doctor examined her and billed her, and told her that he will not be the one to do the surgery, rather, he will consult a specialist from FMC. To do the surgery.

The issue here now is which of these two will she go to, is it for the white man that claims to do all manner of surgery himself or to the doctor the said he will consult a specialist from FMC to do the surgery.
First of all, the white man sounds like a GENERAL SURGEON. If that's the case, then it's totally notmal for him to perform a VARIETY of surgery.

Most type of surgeries are performed by this kind of surgeons. But heart, dental and brain surgery requires their own SPECIALISTS surgeons.

So it's totally normal for the white Doctor to do various surgeries.

That said, I cannot think of a SINGLE reason why a competent surgeon would want to practise in Nigeria. They get ASTRONOMICALLY better pay and facilities abroad. That's why Niverian medical practioners run to them.

Only reasons I can think of is CHARITY like Doctors Without Borders or MISSIONARY sent by a religious organisation.

Plus, is he the only Doctor in the hospital?

About the second Doctor talking about inviting a specialist from FMC. Why don't you just take your Mum to the FMC yourself?

Wouldn't that solve your problems?
Foreign AffairsRe: Presidential Jet: Tinubu, NASS, Political Class Now Bandits Against Nigerians– by Namaster: 2:32pm On Aug 21, 2024
Scientists NEED to study the psychology of the Nigerian Masses.

There is something FUNDAMENTALLY BROKEN inside the Nigerian People. It makes them enjoy HARDSHIP and SUFFERING.

Hardship and suffering seems have become a HUGE part of the Nigerian IDENTITY.

They love to suffer. It gives them something to COMPLAIN about. Nigerian seems to ENJOY complaining endlessly about the problem than DOING something about the problem.

Nigerians vote DISASTERS into public offices. Complain INTERMINABLY about them and then act like their hands are tied.

IMPEACHMENT is there for a fucking reason.

If your representative in the House/Senate refuse to vote for an impeachment, IMPEACH him too. Tells the next guy what's up.

Democracy is SUPPOSED to give the MASSES control over their own lives but it's been so BASTARDISED that Nigerians just stick their heads in the sand and BITCH endlessly.
HealthRe: My Mother Has Umbilical Hernia And Has Been Booked For Surgery.( Advice Needed) by Namaster: 2:30pm On Aug 21, 2024
David0002:
It is a private hospital. Is it advisable to go to a private hospital or to a public hospital.
A University Teaching Hospital is the best option for most surgeries. They tend to have the MOST specialist.

I'd go there if that's an option available to you.

That said, private hospitals do have grade. And they tend to move faster than public ones. But the prospect of being operated on by people who are PRIMARILY motivated by profit rubs me the wrong way.
Foreign AffairsRe: Obama Mock Trump At Dnc,warn Against Trump, Urge Democrats To 'do Something' by Namaster:
Michelle was the one that said "Do something" NOT Barrack.

By the way, I see a FOOL up there predicting DOOM and DAMNATION if Harris wins. grin

That's the talk of mind BRAINWASHED by Trump and his media allies. One DEFINING aspect of a Trump supporter is their INABILITY to think for themselves. They just parrot what their lord and saviour and his media allies tell them. And it's always VERBATIM.

A MINDLESS horde is what they are.

They've been claiming America will die under a Democrat since 2020 BUT it's been ALMOST 4 years and America is still the STRONGEST nation on earth.

It takes a special kind of STUPID to believe a RAPIST is who God sends to deliver you from the Evil Kamala Harris wuo wants to "give everyone healthcare."

A real SPECIAL kind of stupid, I tell you!

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