Nothing surprises me anymore in this Country. Even if I see a dog riding a car tomorrow I won’t be surprised

inception101:


Bro, my bitch is on heat Day one. Do u know where I can get something like this?

We have good long coat German shepherds. Hit me on on WhatsApp

The only way I can take this is if one of those ladies pointed a gun at me.. If not na full Hulk mode on all of them.. What nonsense

1999? Omo that car belongs in a museum

I must confess watching this video sent chills down my spine

Some families will spend Xmas in agony RIP to the dead

All is not well with Santa

9182736455O1999:

Aswear
e funny die

Snake don turn food

The funny thing about this post is that it’s in food section

Lol.. Happened in Owerri

Give that man a medal for endurance. Nobody can slap me like this and go scot-free except my parents because at that moment no be me go get myself

It’s not about building but maintaining.. You won’t see this building and not shake your head I’m disappointment

Come to Owerri and know what’s up

theamazonguru:


Very funny.
English no be our mother's language jare.
It's only a 2nd language. Yes it is our official language. Our agreed lingua franca.
Once you can communicate and the other person understands, English don do her job. Case closed.
The rest na shakara level. Forget, Syntax and lexis.

Which language does a man from China speak? Chinese right ?
Which language does a man from Germany speak? German right ?
What language does a man from France speak? French right?

These guys communicate in their mother's tongue.
They are not seen as illiterate or less developed or less humans because of that.

I have a friend, a Nigerian, Who schools in China. She told me all their text books are written in Chinese.
Her first job is to translate that Chinese to English before she understands anything.

So tell me why those guys won't understand what they are being taught in their mother's tongue.
But we for Nigeria we sabi English pass Oyibo self, Lori iro. Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeew.
My wife reads her Bible in her language (Ibo). I no blame her ooh. As long as it helps her to connect with what she reads. In fact me sef don start to dey do same. Imagine I can read 4 different translations before I understand some verses. No be the same English them take write those translations? They are just playing with words from one version to the other.

My boss is a French man, who hardly speaks English. His English is below average. I can say on the scale of 10, I will; rate him 2/10. But this guy is a genius. He just landed in Nigeria 2 months ago. You need to see the innovations he has brought in, new IT system he has built for adoption in our operation.
This is the same organization I have worked for the pass 10 years, all of us just dey speak grammar Lori iro.
We sabi speak. Yes. We know our job yes.
Come and see our reports, choiiii so so grammar.
But he no pass that level.
E no translate to nothing.
French guy came in and saw what we all never saw in years. Na only to dey spot each other's error we sabi.

Oga free the young girl.
If you sabi, good for you.
Hope the grammar is taking you to great heights and helping you achieve incredibly awesome things.

Na that one be the Koko.

For your information, I had A in English, when waec was still waec , not today that miracle center is everywhere.
My comment is not coming out of hatred for the language. Not at all.

Boss be calming down, small play wey I play you don drop lecture

This is crazy. What’s this country turning into

That English there is enough reason not to forgive her even if she buys a private jet for him.. People still write “Am” instead of “I am” or “I’m” in this age of smart phones and autocorrect

Wahala dey! Guyman fit carry one of them go house go see abomination

His past literally came to haunt him

Twitter na your mate??

What goes around comes around. The hunter has become the hunted

Further maths

Crossroad1:

This part off me

Make e pay the money o before the butt go come resemble another thing

PlayMaker14:
Bro, that's an Adamawa Spitting Cobra you just killed, you don't know what the Lord has done for you.


Adamawa Spitting Cobra's are highly territorial venomous repitiles and they're blessed with potent neurotoxic venom that can send a full grown man to the great beyond in less than 15 seconds and paralyze a healthy elephant with one bite.


These deadly repitile are predominantly found in Yola, Damaturu, Jalingo and Birni-Kebbi.

Na Carpet Viper you write this epistle for??

Immediately I saw “Uni” I knew the relationship was over.. Tell your brother to move on, play time is over

Hunger is real

Narrow face with wide lips.. She really looks like Bobrisky

The Ogochukwu girl looks like a Bullmastiff

E get things dey no suppose forgive. Attempted murder is one of them

All these crazy comparisons. How do you compare a Rottweiler with a Caucasian Shepherd Dog I’m not sure your friend has seen a Caucasian Shepherd before

Wahala be like wetin again

odoemena2020:
I could not find anything better and won't try inbreed or step down low, I already have an idea what the puppy will turn out to be, so I always make it clear. But better still if you have a solid male and around my location (Calabar) please drop u contact I will locate you for next time...

What sort of rubbish excuse is this? People move their dogs from Owerri to Jos for breeding and you’re saying you didn’t see a dog in your location. Why didn’t you just leave the dog and not breed her

As I no sabi swim, anything wey go make me go near pool I dey always avoid am. RIP to the dead