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Yes it is possible,

U guys have said it all,

kilasos:
@Bolarge
thanks for your candid opinion,as far as i know he did date one girl after we broke up,and it didnt work out well.
we communicate at least once every week,he told me he was fine and would like us to continue as friends.i thot it was ok,and kept telling him about my new guy.
my new guy is lovely,we have been together for 23 months now and i couldnt ask for someone better.he shldnt hear of this ooo or ill be in trouble,he advised me to cease communications long ago but i didnt.

Ur ''wonderful guy'' told u to cease calling ur ex but u didnt,
Trouble dey sleep jejeli,u go wake am, Babe, if ur ex wants a comback, i think u caused it becos u gave him room,

Hmm, i've done lots of crazy things,

yep
tpbm is a xtian

moondustfying

Boy needs Girl, what a topic! Keep searching dude, i know u will soon find ur missing rib,

kilasos:
hello people
i broke up with my ex 2 years ago,the long distance was a big issue,i found someone else,this gave me a reason to break up with him.
i have a wonderful guy now who is ready to settle down.
down the line my ex calls me up yesterday saying he gave me up too easily and did not put up a fight,now he wants to fight for what truly belongs to him.i said to him distance was a factor and willm still be,he goes on to profess his undying love and hw he can't meet anyone like me.
really is this a joke or what?

U've said it all, so u truly belong to him, Aint got no advice for u other than to say for heart,
Give all to love,follow ur heart,obey ur mind and will,

Nah,
tpbm is at home

Here, not all but this all i could get,

Mr. Capable is back with his pad and his pen again
Catch me in the Bronx politicking with mami’s
Blowing up like I’m more juiced up than Rocky
Mad cuz ur girl fell in love with a black man
And yes I’m so African, tell by my accent
Yes Am a Nigerian,write that down in your packet
And yes I’m the future the rest of you are past tense
I rep Naija,

Whether I live near or far
I can be out in Yankee
Or even posted up in Jand
See u gotta know who u are
Even when you hustle hard
Just follow your dreams
And you can be a superstar, because

Chorus:
U can cross rivers in Calabar
U can so rock out in Abuja
Riding Okadas in Benin
Doesn’t matter we gonn make it out to the end
Whether ur up north in Kaduna
Or getting ur hustle on in Anambra
Riding through traffic in Lagos
U can be from Ebute metta, metta, metta, Ey Ey Ey
From Ebute metta, metta, metta Ey Ey Ey
From Ebute metta, metta, metta Ey Ey Ey
From Ebute metta, metta, metta Ey Ey Ey

Make u rep Naija
Whether you live near or far
You can be out in yankee
Or even posted up in Jand
Make u know who u be
Even when you’re hustling
Make u follow your dreams
Even if you’re from Oshodi Oshodi Oh Oh Oh
U can cross rivers in Calabar
U can so rock out in Abuja
Riding Okadas in Benin
Doesn’t matter we gonn make it out to the end
Whether ur up north in Kaduna
Or getting ur hustle on in Anambra
Riding through traffic in Lagos
U can be from Ebute metta, metta, metta, Ey Ey Ey
From Ebute metta, metta, metta Ey Ey Ey
From Ebute metta, metta, metta Ey Ey Ey
From Ebute metta, metta, metta Ey Ey Ey


We can make it,
Naija we can make it
If we only keep unity, keep unity
We can make it, Naija we can make it
If we only got unity, got unity…

nah,
tpbm is tired

nope
tpbm is moondust

yeah,
tpbm is stubborn

nah
tpbm is cute,

psychic,
tpbm wants to flirt

Nah,
tpbm is Dolarpo

Kinda,
tpbm is schooling

err, nah
tpbm is a clown

Soul E all the way,

Hmm, Mr.Capable
Mad becos ur girl fell in love wiv a black man
Yes am so african,u cant tell by my accent
Yes Am a Nigerian,write that down in ur packet
And am the d future,the rest are past tense,

My best part is U Can be from oshodi,oshodi oh oh,
Nice one,

Oh my God! This thread is v.funny. Hmm, hilarious posts, Keep it coming guys,

zigbo:
zeal may be annoyin nd al bu 2 me she's nt close 2 being ugly on d other hand azeezat wo wo ehn it makes me want to cry*lol.i dnt rily know kemistry but i get feelin say she fyne pass azeezat ho ha

Lol, u wicked o,

zigbo:
@tosin 2 say kemistry is d uglier of d two.she must rily look horrendous because that azeezat girl eh *shakes head* i leave my words hangin

cant stop laughing,
[quote author=A-40 link=topic=65429.msg1290733#msg1290733 date=1184416337]Kemistry is the ugliest man, she looks like Kabelo, as for azzezat i reserve my comments, id pick zeal i have seen that babe before forget her face you need to see her body she has sex appeal man shes got kegs ass and even has a nice dress sense[/quote]

zigbo:
gifted or nt gifted d question is "who's d ugliest" zeal shudnt be on d list but[b] azeezat she ugly die [/b] good thing someone here said she's fyne on d inside,good for her.i lik her already.but the truth aint always sweet.

tosinadeda:
Ronaldinho fine pass kemistry

U guys are extremely funny. This topic should be under d jokes section,

MILITIA:
Every car has a spare tire! Can you travel from Lagos to Abuja without spare tires or lots of vulcanizers on the highway? You cannot put all your eggs in one basket full of holes! So if plan "A" does not work, then you go to plan "B"! He he he he he he! Are you joking with us? Who wants to end up in Uselu or Aro with mental breakdown from failed relationships? This topic is a good one. Trust ko, trust ni! We are talking business here not kids stuff! T.I.N. This is Nigeria!

Even when you are married sef, no guarantees oh! Just keep some of those phone numbers of choicy beta ex pals that may make terrific counsellors in the future in case you hit one or two road blocks! Just cover your tracts well well oh!

Lol, i agree wiv u sha,

Hmm, _{playing kolomental for this thread}, [sub][/sub]

Nice jokes,

folanusi:
The husband store
The Husband Store

A brand new store has just opened in London that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:-

"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!"

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kid and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 -These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.

The 1st floor has wives that love sex.

The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.

Lol,

debosky:
awon eleke eebu bii omo nna ti on bu olori desorlah yii ti fe poju ni ilu nairaland o!

ako mo eniti o fun awon oniranu yii lase lati wa si inu tiredi wa.

nana omidan temi nikan se gbogbo e ndun?

Ma da lohun jare, o kuku le ma da to eni ti o n bu.
Debo,ba wo ni jare?

chichi81:
segoye your babe is ugly and fat.does she smoke weed.?

Nna men, girl u wicked no be small._{where is ur own picture?} Segoye where u dey?

body dey kampe,

;d

QueenBamBa:
didn't any one see my comment you people are rude i ask for help and no one wants to help.

Aww, sorry babe,but u aint specific enough,